Basically my idea is this ...
What if Stan did not act like a bitch during the episode p
Francine Smith - devoted house wife of two children .
But for the past two years she has not been sexually satisfied and their relationship isn't great either.
So they go see a therapist.
Francine - Stan that is enough you can't satisfy me anymore. For to years I have been faking it and all your stupid s*** has created this mess in the first place ! Francine said irate.
At therapist office
My name is Janice i will be your therapist for today Smith family.
Janice- so what seems to be the problem.
Francine smith - well 2 years ago was the last time i actually had an orgasm.
Stan smith- but i took you to orgasm town last week.
Francine - actually i have been faking it for 2 years straight sorry didn't want to hurt your feelings.
Janice- is there something else you want to share Francine ?
Francine looked at Stan.
Francine - i have been with other guys before we got married and Steve and hailey may not be yours.
Stan - What ?! You mean you had an affair when before we where married. what else have you to tell me.
Steve and hailey as well as Roger and Claus was all in the room watched.
Roger- what the hell ?
Steve- You mean dad might not be my dad.
Hailey- no wonder we have nothing in common we might not be related.
Claus sighed exasperated.
As this was going on Janice looked on.
Janice - enough now look when Francine came to me i ordered her to place camera in her house to understand her situation and i have to say... You guys are terribel.
Stan - liar , that not true.
Janice - oh really lets start with you Stan.
Janice - let me explained why this marriage has problems. You blinded yourself and (only admitted to marry francine becuase of her looks).
Stan - what's wrong with that ?
Janice- listen Stan if you want to have sex more you kinda have to be nicer to Francine. Maybe don't say demening things and she might have better sex.
Stan - huh ?
Janice - i forgot we are dealing with you. Look if Francine is in a positive mood then the sex might be better.
Janice- Another problem we have is You torture cluas. You haven't even givien his body, You killed clone girls of steve dates. or the fact that you wanted Steve to plw you to bond with your kid. Oh and my personal favorite your a racist Stan !
Stan- how am i a racist, i want to keep america safe from terrorist.
Janice- you can't accuse of ever arab person a terrorist.
Stan - sure i can.
Janice - your hopeless.
Janice- Now for Steve. Well you are a problem.
Steve- What you mean ?
Janice- Steve are you a virgin ?
Steve- yeah so ?
Janice- Steve according to your mother, you have no athletic abilities your a nerd and to top it off you wank it by watch ing porn.
Steve - yeah well...
Janice- let me guess your father never gave you the talk or how to talk to girls.
Steve - well no...
Janice- let me guess when he found out. He took over television and banned all sexual and nudity from it right ?
Stan - don't judge me.
Janice- now on to you halley.
Halley- what about me ?
Janice- do you really believe in this liberal stuff or are really just acting out because of how your father is. Is it rebellion perhaps ?
Halley- no i general believe this. Plus it does come with the benefit of piss of dad.
Janice - okay however some of your stunts go to far though like protesting where you should not or down right destruction of property.
Halley- it was for the cause !
Janice - look tell that to the law. It does not matter what cause you fight for.
Janice - as for you roger. Your an alien however I don't think you learn anything.
Roger- what hell you talking about. Roger was annoyed.
Janice- your an alien .
Stan - how the he'll did you know that ?! Stan yelled pulled out his gun.
Janice - remember cameras anyone Roger you need to be careful .
Roger - why ?
Janice sighs and rubs her forehead in frustration.
Janice - look Roger if the CIA finds out that your an alien what do you think they will do.
Roger - well there brand Stan and the fam a traitor and ... Oh dear.
Janice - that's right they will most likely die. There are where you just don't care at all. Remember if you are caught you all will die. You might be directed anyway. My point is this . Stan is hard on you about that because has to protect his family.
Roger sighed.
Janice - does this happen a lot ?
Stan - more or less
Janice - your an idiot I mean a complete and uder idoit. Let me guess instead of talk this through you went on another of your stupid escapades where it almost exposed Roger and the fam right ?
The Smith family flinch at that.
Janice - I thought so.
Janice -whelp that is my time is over.
Later on
At the smith residents
Stan- can you believe that women. Stan said annoyed.
Francine - she has a point.
Stan - what do you mean.
Francine- she said you need to work on somethings. Us for example.
Stan - what about us ?
Roger- Stan you do stupid shit, blow through our cash like no one business to spend on god knows what and then you have to clean up said shit which drags everybody with you.
Steve- Do you honestly believe this doesn't effect us as your kids. We are embarrassed to be your kids.
Halley- Yeah Steve is right. You know if you where strict i would understand but dad your not strict but controlling.
Stan- am not.
Francine- your right honey your not controlling your psychotic. You want control so bad that you would do anything to get it.
Stan- Well fine then ! Stan runs to the bedroom and cries.
thank you Miledman2 for your Francine's Satisfaction
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