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Date: May 6th, 2020

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Naruto and Obito sit by the lake after Naruto had managed to show Obito his memories through an empathic bond that Naruto can create via touch. This bond allowed Obito to feel what Naruto felt and see what Naruto saw. He was able to do so through a series of events that Obito would rather die than tell anyone how it happened. Said series of events involved a fight, the blowing up of Naruto's estate, Naruto accidentally touching Obito somewhere he shouldn't, Naruto getting on his hands and knees apologizing to his wife for blowing up their house and praying for forgiveness, said wife grabbing him by the ear and giving him the scolding of a life time while Obito sits on the side with a henge seal slapped on him to hide his identity contemplating on whether to call for charges of molestation on Naruto, Naruto eventually being forgiven by his wife, and finally back to where they are by the lake.

"So… you were raised in a whore house?"

Naruto spluttered, "Gah! That's what you take away from my memories? Not, oh I don't know, 'Holy shit Naruto you're a time traveller' or 'You're so cool for bringing world peace' but no! And I prefer the term brothel. Whore house just sounds wrong. And I'll have you know that Madame May is a nice lady!

"It's not every day you see a kid raised in a brothel yet still have his innocence in tact," Obito stated which Naruto could not deny, "Yeah… Madame May was rather strict about that with the ladies working there. To this day I still don't know why she took me in." Naruto then decided internally that he would look for Madame May and thank her for everything even if she may not know why, but it may be a bit tricky since he has to enter a brothel considering he's now married.

Obito was pondering upon the memories he received to see if there were any differences until one struck him, "Hey Naruto, Nagato and Konan left the Akatsuki around a week ago."

Naruto froze. Left the Akatsuki? Why would they do such a thing? "Do you know why?"

"No, it was an abrupt exit. One day they were there and the next they disappeared."

This was something he would put on hold for now. They weren't an immediate threat. There were others that he would have to deal with first.

"Alright! Now that you're out of the equation, so many problems are now solved! We just have to deal with the plant bastard, the snake bastard, and the one-eyed bandaged bastard. Get ready Obito because it is time to take you on the road to atonement!"

Obito can accept this. As he gets up to follow Naruto, a realization dawned on him and a look of horror appeared on his face.

"Oi, you alright?" Naruto wonders what happened in the one second he turned his back on Obito.

"Uchiha Mikoto is my aunt making you… my uncle," Naruto stares with wide eyes before he cackles and grabs Obito in a headlock, "Well then nephew, better get a move on!" Naruto is loving life.

Sitting on a stool in the middle of the destroyed house reading a newspaper, Mikoto asks her husband, who was cleaning up the debris he caused while their children were staying with Kushina and Minato, "Anata, did you hear? Danzo and Orochimaru were murdered though they haven't figured out by whom. Apparently, they were abducting children and experimenting on them; the killer left behind evidence. Orochimaru always looked so creepy but I didn't know that wretched old man had it in him. The poor children!" Mikoto looked absolutely appalled while Naruto had a shocked look on his face.

"Pfft, what a surprise!" Naruto was never very good at lying which caused his wife to look at him suspiciously but waved it off.

"Anyways, what are we going to do? We don't have anywhere to live for the time being," Naruto had an idea, but he'd rather not see the smug grin on her face when he goes to her for help. With sigh, Naruto realized that he has no other option, "I have an idea."

Kushina stood on the porch of the hokage mansion with Minato beside her and Itachi and Haku behind them waving at their parents. Kushina wore a smug smirk while her husband had his regular easy-going smile. Naruto looked rather put-out with a pout on his face and his arms crossed at the fact that he had to ask for the help of his sworn rival/mother. Mikoto wore a smile on her face as she waved to her children.

"I don't know if we should allow Naruto to stay. Mikoto's fine though," Kushina said, still with a smirk on her face until Minato nudged her hip, "You all are welcome to stay here for as long as you need. Your children were a pleasure to watch over as well," Minato stated with a soft smile while Kushina pouted but then smiled again as she turned back to enter her house, "Haku-chan, Itachi-chan, let's go finish the dango!"

With that, everyone entered the house.

"So, blondie-sama… watcha doin?" Asked Naruto as he saw Minato in a semi crouched position with his arms out and a look of pure concentration on his face.

Minato relaxed and turned around to observe the man who disturbed him, "So, you know my jutsu, rasengan?" With a nod from Naruto, he continued, "Well it's actually an incomplete jutsu and I'm trying to add the wind element to it, but I don't know how," Minato said frustrated.

This was great news! Not the fact that his father is struggling, but the fact that he can possibly pretend to learn how to do the rasengan and his used to be (or is it soon to be?) famous rasenshuriken, "Say… how about we make a deal?" Minato made a gestured that said 'I'm listening' so Naruto carried on, "If I were to help you to complete your rasengan, would you teach it to me?" Naruto was struggling to hide his grin.

Minato thought it over. It honestly wasn't a bad deal. He'll really only gain something from the deal and what's wrong with teaching his jutsu to someone he considered his best friend? "Alright, deal!"

"Great!" Naruto grinned, "So, describe to me what your problem is."

Minato sighed then started, "It's just that I have to concentrate on so many things at the same time. There's the rotation, the power, the shape, and adding the element all together. It's kind of like looking right and left at the same time. It just seems impossible," he finished.

Naruto put up a cheeky smirk, "Well my dear simple-minded friend, I guess you're not the genius I thought you to be," Minato pouted at this but Naruto ignored him, "It is rather easy to look right and left at the same time -ttebayo," Naruto held his hands up to create a hand seal.

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu (Shadow Clone Jutsu)" A clone of Naruto pops up and looks to the right while the original Naruto looks to the left, "See, it's rather elementary my dear Minato."

A grin appears on Minato's face as he lunges towards Naruto and engulfs him in a hug, "You are brilliant! Oh, this can make things so much easier. First, I'll reward you by teaching you the rasengan right away! Minato pulls out a water balloon and Naruto has no idea where it came from, "The first step is popping this water balloon without physically squeezing it," Placing the water balloon in Naruto's hand he continues, "So, what you're supposed to do his use your chakra to circulate the water inside the balloon fast and wild enough to pop it. Now, don't be disappointed if you don't get it on your fir-,"

A loud pop interrupts Minato's lecture, "Hey, I did it."

Kushina had watched her husband sulk throughout the day. She finally decided to see what was up when she laid on their bed naked, and he didn't even bat an eyelash, "Alright, hot stuff, what's going on? You've been brooding the whole day."

Minato pouted. He does not brood! "Three years it took me to create the rasengan. I teach it to Naruto, and he finishes it in a week! Is he really better than me?" He childishly slumped on to the chair beside his desk.

Stupid men and their inferiority complexes. It was ruining her sexy time damnit!

Naruto needed an easy way to contact Obito in order to plan on how to take out black zetsu. It was at a time like this that he wished he still had the toad summons, 'I've never actually tested it out though. What if I still do have it and it summons a toad from my timeline? Might as well test it out. I'm pretty sure even if I don't have the contract signed, then it'll take me to the summoning world I'm most attuned to, which is probably Mount Myoboku.'

Naruto bit his thumb, went through a few hand seals and yelled, "Kuchiyose no Jutsu (Summoning Jutsu)" and Naruto's world went black.

Naruto awoke when he felt something poke his forehead. Opening his eyes, he could make out a figure standing right in front of his face though he couldn't see it properly since his vision was still blurry, but it definitely had a human figure.

Rubbing his eyes, he focuses on the person in front of him and just now saw how tiny it was. It was around the size of his hand. It- she, it was most definitely a she as he analyzed her- made a squeaky noise after realizing he awoke and flew behind a tree nearby.

Wait.

Flew?

Stretching out his limbs, Naruto actually took a look of his surroundings. It was probably the most beautiful place he has ever seen.

The place was so in tune with nature. The plants of all kind growing freely, the animals roaming around and not afraid of his presence. It was like a sanctuary.

He saw the tree that the little creature flew behind. She was peaking her head out to watch him. Naruto put his hands up to show that he meant no harm to her. The little thing was surprisingly trusting because a second later, she zoomed right in front of his face. He got a better look of her. She was wearing a green, sleeveless mini skirt. She had golden-blond hair that reminded him of his father except it wasn't spiky and it was tied up in a bun. She had creamy white skin and wore green shoes with little white puffs at the tip. The most interesting feature about her were the insect-like wings on her back and the gold dust the came about while she flew.

"Hiya! What are you doing here? Are you a human?" With a nod from Naruto, she continued excitedly, "Wow! I've never seen a human before! Grandma told me such cool stories about humans. Is it true that you can breathe fire or spit water or create earthquakes?" She rambled eagerly

Deciding to sate her curiosity, Naruto made a hand sign and blew a small fire that was good enough to start a campfire. The little flying lady had stars in her eyes, "Sugoi! It's too bad fairies can't do cool stuff like that, but we can fly!"

Naruto froze.

Fairies.

Like from the fairy tales that he reads to Haku at night?

Naruto's face deadpanned. The summons he was most attuned to were fairies.

His spirit animal was a fucking fairy? That's not manly at all! And he oozed manliness god damnit!

"We also have pixie dust that can make other people fly. Oh man, where are my manners? The name's Tinker Bell! Nice to meetcha!"

"Please don't tell me this place is called Neverland."

Tinker yet again had stars in her eyes, "Wow! How did you know that? Are all humans as cool as you?"

Naruto puffed up his chest a bit as his ego inflated. Maybe fairies aren't so bad after all, "Nah, I'm one of a kind! Anyways, my names Uzu-wait, no-Uchiha Naruto -ttebayo!"

"Hey, hey, you wanna sign the fairy contract? We've never had a summoner before."

Naruto paused, "Wait, I can sign it just like that?"

The little fairy looked rather confused, "Yeah. Why not?"

"Oh, Okay!"

"Hiya! Are you Uchiha Obito? I have a message for you from Naruto-sama!"

Obito did not even bat an eye at the little flying girl that was holding a scroll twice her size. It came from Naruto. Everything related to him was just odd.

Naruto, Haku, and Itachi were planning on making cupcakes for Mikoto because she was getting really cranky during her 8th month of pregnancy. It was going to be nice little gift for her. As they were gathering the ingredients, they couldn't find the sugar anywhere. Naruto decided to go ask Kushina where it was because he was a rather frugal man and would not spend money on sugar if he didn't need to.

Heading up to the master bedroom, he hears noises and gets confused. So, he creeps up to the door and slowly opens it up.

Naruto has seen many horrifying things in his life. He's seen Orochimaru give a hickey to a young 13-year-old Sasuke (his future son!), Lee and Guy-sensei's sunset genjutsu, black zetsu, a woman giving birth, and so much more.

But what he saw that day, tops everything he's seen his whole life and forever after.

He saw his parents having sex.

Closing the door quietly, he hiraishined to Obito's hideout where Obito himself resided at that moment and screamed.

A month later, Naruto was found lounging in the backyard of his parents' house with Tinker Bell in his breast pocket, watching Haku, Itachi, and Shisui spar. It was at this moment he heard his (oh so sexy) wife yell his name from inside the house. Running to her side as quickly as possible, panicking from the sound of her alarmed voice, "What's wrong?"

"Anata, my water broke."

Yup, he has the fairy contract.

If you've seen Peter Pan, you would know that Tinker Bell is different from how I portrayed her because she is much sassier in the movies.

And holy shit Mikoto's water broke.

So the next chapter, there are two ways which I could take it and I want y'alls opinion on it.

1. Sasuke is brought into this world from Naruto's old world as his son

2. He is not

I'll make a poll for you guys/galls/others to vote on.

I wanna know the diversity of my followers. I have many people following this story, (thanks for that by the way), and I just want to know about y'all. I'm a big fan of music so I want to know your favourite genre, artist of said genre, and song.

You don't have to if you don't want to of course!

Anyways, thanks for reading!