Author's Note: Sexual humor, Self-indulgent, Sillyfic

Double The Fun

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Edgar groans in uninhibited pleasure and arches into the two pairs of hands touching his bare skin. "Gods," he breathes. "Words cannot begin to describe how much I missed the two of you."

"Your Majesty is most gracious tonight," says the young man who is sliding his hands down Edgar's thighs while his female companion busies herself with the royal neck and shoulders.

"I mean it," Edgar says fervently. "I don't want to be parted from you ever again, not for a single day."

"If Your Majesty would turn over," the woman says in amused tones. "We're not quite done yet."

Edgar rolls onto his front and sighs happily as his two masseurs pour a healthy dose of warmed oil onto his back and set to work again.

"In fact," he murmurs, eyes drifting shut, "I have half a mind to grant you my future children's hands in marriage."

*Fin*