Progress of a Lonely Girl's Cohabitation!

Day 1

Today, my friends will come to live with me in my apartment! I can hardly believe it! I have friends who are willing to become my roommate… Am I dreaming?!

Sadly, they won't stay here long. They're only staying here until they find a place of their own. I hope we can have lots of fun while they're staying here!

Day 7

Yay! I'm so happy! They're staying a bit longer! Well, maybe I shouldn't be that happy since my friends are having problems looking for a place to stay but… That means they can keep staying here for a short while longer! We can have even more sleepovers and girl talks… Every day is so fun!

Day 15

My friends are still here… Y-Yay! It looks like they're still having difficulties looking for other places to stay. That's fine! I hope they'd help me a bit when it comes to chores, though, but that's OK! I like to clean, anyway! I-It would help me out a lot if they at least washed their own dishes, though, haha…

Day 19

Arue is such a slob. She leaves her manuscripts around where people could step on them, and she has the nerve to get angry when we inevitably do. Don't leave them scattered all over the floor if you don't want me to step on it, you slob. Funifura is a brocon who talks nonstop about her little brother. It's seriously creepy. Dodonko is just plain annoying. And do these girls even have jobs? It seems they stay at home all day, doing nothing of worth.

Day 21

I found a bag of someone's used tampons in my fridge. When I confronted the girls about it, Arue said that she meant to throw it away in the trash, but she accidentally put it in the fridge while she was drunk. The shower got clogged the other day, and I had to get a plumber to come over. He said that the pipes were rusted, most likely because someone had been urinating into the drain. He gave me a really horrible look. When I asked who had been urinating while bathing, no one would admit to their crimes. It was most likely not Arue since she already freely admitted to putting her bag of used tampons in my fridge. It must've been one of the other two.

Day 26

Finally. FINALLY! I begged Kazuma-san and he managed to find housing for those freeloaders. I finally had the apartment to myself! No more manuscripts all over the floor! No more rusty pipes! No more annoying girls in my house! I'm free! I'm free! The life of a loner is the life for me! I'm proud to be a loner! I don't need friends!

Day 26.5

I'm… I'm so lonely! Wahhh! I miss my friends! I miss them sooo muuuuch! I miss our sleepovers! I miss our girl talks! I bet they're all having fun without me, inviting each other to their apartments and stuff! Why haven't they invited me yet?! I-I guess they don't want to associate themselves with a loner like me. Yeah, that's probably it. I don't blame them. Loners are disgusting losers after all. I hate being a loner! I need my friends! Wahhh!

Day 27

Maybe I'll go to Megumin's house. It's been a while, and I'm terribly lonely.

Day 28

...Eh? Arue and the others are back? They came over for a surprise visit and they even brought food with them. They said it was a thank you party for being such a good host while they were rooming with me. Wahh… I'm so touched! They're such nice girls! I'm so happy to have them as friends!

Day 29

...I wake up from the sleepover with a hangover. What happened last night? The girls are already gone. They didn't even bother to stay and help me clean up their mess. I go to the bathroom and I see ink all over my face. They drew some weird drawings on my face with a permanent marker. I try to take a bath but the pipes are clogged. I go to the fridge and someone's bag of used tampons is being cooled inside. Oh, and they made a big meal with all the food I had in stock. The sink is full of their used, unwashed dishes.

...I hope they never come back.