Thesonicsuperstar - You're right about a few things. However, the Buu Saga will continue like normal. Don't be dissapointed. I really have something in store for y'all. And yes. Broly will be in this story.

'Perfect Cell talking in J head'

' J thinking'

" J talking ".

'Telepathy '

[2 Weeks Later]

After hours of complaining and arguing. A time/training schedule was finally made that satisfied both Perfect Cell and J.

Monday - Wednesday = Break time.

Thursday = Nucleus training.

Friday = Ki training.

Saturday - Sunday = Physical training.

And currently it's Tuesday technically. So that means J can still travel the Cosmos and do either good or bad. depending on his mood.

J was flying in the deep cold reaches of space. He had grown nearly 450X stronger in his base form after lazingly training in a yellow dwarf star. During his training, he simultaneously train his nucleus, Ki and his body to resist heat. And thanks to his weighted metal wristbands and legbands. J has grown accustomed to them and since able to move freely but he still made sure to stay clear of Planet Dameon as to not rip off his arms and legs. J knew he can instantly regrow them, it's just that J thinks it's to much of a hassle.

Currently J was at a predicament. He was bored out of his mind. A few hours ago, he decided to try a few techniques because J was in the Dragon Ball Universe. When he was firing a Solar Kamehameha, he managed to destroy 11 planets in a single row and easily destroying a solar system

However, after playing with his technically new techniques. He found himself quickly bored out of his mind.

To remove this sense of boredom. J decided to slowly decimate a planet with natives.

But before he could actually go planet busting. He sensed five high Ki signatures. ' That could be interesting '.J immediately made way to them, hoping to meet midway.

He launch himself to the Ki signature and found... Nothing. However, he managed to sense two Ki signatures behind him and telepathically yelled. ' You know, sneaking is a bit useless when your in open space and a person can sense Ki. Talking to the two assholes behind me BTW! '

The two pirates behind J jumped backwards in surprise. three others in the distance revealed themselves as a large gypsy pirate flew forward. J recognized the man as Bojack. ' Oh, a telepath. You know you shouldn't peek what's isn't yours'. Bojack warned.

' Please, unless you know sign language, your gonna have to deal with it. Besides, you five tried to kill me '.

' Apologies, it's been so long since I've snapped a persons neck. I'm a bit jittery '. Bojack smiled sadistically.

' Well since we're throwing death threats. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Perfect Cell.'

' Bojack. The girl is Zangya, the short one beside me is Bujin. Behind you is Bido and Kogu '.

' Wild guess, but is Bido the one with the beard? '

' Yes '.

' Cool, so where y'all headed? '

' We are heading to the Planet earth to eliminate any obstacles for our universal conquest '.

' So generic shit, gotcha. I'm afraid I have to politely ask to not to that because I'm also from there '.

Bojack smiled. ' How fortunate of me to meet a fighter from Earth. Let's see if Earth's fighters are any good. '

Bido and Kogu launch at J. But J easily evaded with a bored expression. From a distance, J noticed that Zangya was preparing to use her Psycho Thread. J knew about this attack but let's it hit him. Zangya, proud that her attack connected.

" Oh no, I've been ensnared, what will I do now? ". J sarcastically asked with a condescending tone as he easily break the threads by flaring his Ki, surprising Zangya.

"Seriously, even if Turban twister over there joins the fight, I can literally do this all day ". J sighed.

Bojack smiled. " Your right, why don't we just get this over with ". Bojack launch himself at J but stopped midway as J raised his hand.

" Wait wait wait, I know you're itching for a fight but do you really want to do this shit now. I mean you just got out. You should live a little. Been coup up so long, you forgot how to have fun other than killing ". J flew up to the same level as Bojack. " You know, there's a planet nearby with awesome booze. You guys drink. Right? "

Bojack eyes narrow in suspicion.

[ Few Minutes Later ]

[ Planet Kerispa ]

J and Bojack are seen laughing together as they continue to drink. Bujin and Zangya are also drinking, however much slower as they haven't trust Perfect Cell yet. Not unlike Bido and Kogu as were seen laughing as they drank.

" You know, I never thought the first thing I do after escaping is drinking with a warrior from Earth, the same planet which me and my crew sought to conquer. " Bojack clamorously laughed.

J laughed besides Bojack and grasped his shoulder. " Be glad that I bought you to my second favorite bar in the galaxy. But trust me, I also didn't think this would work. I mean no offence but you all look like you kill first ask questions later. "

" None taken. That's actually how we function ". Bojack and J loudly laugh." And clearly the drinks improve while we were away. "

" Well expect a lot more changes. I don't know how long y'all were away but a lot changed. " J and Bojack laughed.

But Bojack stop laughing. He then looked at J with a serious expression. " While it's a shame to ruin our new friendship. It won't stop us from conquering your world ". Bojack stated.

J merely laugh which confused Bojack and his crew. " Oh I know, and I honestly don't care if you blew up that beautiful mudball." J expressed.

Bojack confused, asked why. " But I don't understand, didn't you came from Earth?. "

" Oh yes, and I know what's waiting for all of you, and I actually have to warned you all to stay away if you want to live. " J noticed the looks of disbelief plastered on The Galaxy Soldiers faces. " Don't believe me. Well ". J unleashed his Ki, which caused the tavern to explode and the Galaxy Soldiers to be blown away.

J smirked and stared at Bojack. " Let me tell you a bit about myself Bojack. I was created to be a perfect being but personally, I considered myself to be a failure. However, I was still became the strongest after a few weeks, give or take. My opponents were capable of destroying planets with ease and knew techniques beyond anyone's expectations but I still beat them."

Bojack clenched his jaw in anger, knowing how weak he currently was. As the rest of his crew was trembling in fear.

J chuckled. " However, you still got a chance Bojack ".

Bojack eased and looked at J with curious eyes. " How so? "

J joyfully smiled." I'm glad you asked because in a couple of years. I will be hosting a second tournament. " J menacingly glared at the Galaxy Soldiers. " And I'm looking for contenders ". J flew down in front of Bojack. " If you want to prove your indeed the strongest. Then take this few years and train. Don't want you to lose in the first round now, do we? "

Bojack snarled. " And what's stopping us from rampaging Earth? "

" Nothing actually. The fighters there only have a fraction of my power." J sadistically smiled. " Do you know what I can with a fraction of my power? " J asked with a smile before teleporting besides Kogu and obliterate him out of existence. " That. I can do that with a fraction of my power ".

Bojack and his crew were stunned by Perfect Cell speed and was terrified by the notion that this truly was a fraction of his power.

J looked back at them." Sorry about that. He reminded me of a certain lavender haired fuckboy from the future, don't asked ". J slowly took flight while he was still staring at them. " Bojack, I have to apologize. This is actually my seventh favorite bar, you didn't think I bring you to my favorite with the possibility of you blowing it up right? No no no. So, I hope you'll be ready the second Cell Games. And don't worry about the invite. I know how to find y'all ". He brought two fingers to his forehead. " Bye ". And J disappeared without any trace.

[ Random Solar System ]

J now find himself in the deep end of space as moments pass. " Crap, I'm bored "

' Well, maybe you can start your training earlier.' Perfect Cell suggested.

J smiled. "And here I thought you were still wallowing about your existence. Nice to hear your voice in my head again. I missed you"

'Clearly. My absence due to my Uhm. Existential crisis was longer then expected but I my resolve strengthen even more. Yes, even though I am merely a fictional source of entertainment. Your presence has clearly changed the flow of time, thereby saving my fate'

" You just love to hear yourself talk do you? "

Perfect Cell ignored J. 'So who were those pirates. Gero's databanks has no information on them whatsoever.'

"Don't give yourself a headache. their side characters. I'm actually surprised there even here. I thought they were non-canon"

'Non-canon? '

"Events that happened but aren't official basically. Like an add-on to a movie. It's not supposed to be there."

'Clearly they are... Canon. Are you sure of the events that have and will transpire ?'

" What do you mean? "

' I'm saying, are you sure your memory is at it's maximum capacity. Clearly this past months has shown that you are incapable of remembering minor details. '

" I'm pretty sure I can remember what's Canon and not. Then again it actually depends on what this universe is going. Super or GT. "

' GT, Super? '. Perfect Cell curiously mentioned.

" Original GT. But sucked, reboot. Now Super, also sucks ". J lazily explained.

' Well, there goes my theory.' Perfect Cell disappointingly moaned.

J perked. " What theory? ".

' The theory suggest that, your not even in the original. People that aren't supposed to exist do. Is there anything in this GT version that can bring your soul in this realm? '

" I mean. I never watched it. I think someone called Omega Shenron was the big bad but even I don't think he was that powerful ".

' Well that means we only have to wait, do we '.

" Right. " J was then lightly hit in the head with a small rock from the cosmic debris and his eyes widen at the sight in front of him. " Um Cell. I may not remember minor detail but I definitely remembered this solar system not being destroyed.

In front of J was a trail of a dozen of destroyed and shattered dead planets. The space near it was infested with millions of rock probably from the dead planets.

' Your right. Surprisingly. We passed this system a few days ago. I wonder what could have destroyed it. '

" Well, let's just follow the trail of destroyed planets shall we ?". J smirked.

' While that is a terrible and asinine idea. You probably won't listen. So, please be careful.'

" Oh stop being such a worrywart. We, who can probably destroy solar systems at whim is following a planet eating monster... That sounded better in my head but the point is. I'm bored as shit, fucking saiyan cell, I'm itching for a fight, and lastly. I'm curious, so don't worry. I'll observe first, then begin contact. " J begin his journey and followed the trail of destroyed planets.

Perfect Cell hummed positively at what J said. As J followed the trail he noticed that each planet core's were missing.' This thing absorb each planets core. Resulting in destabilizing electromagnetism, jeopardize orbit and a bunch of other bad shit '.

' Do you know who or what can possibly done this? '. Perfect Cell asked.

J tilt his head, trying to remember every DBZ characters that could do this.' It's clearly not from the main story. Maybe the from the movies. Wait does that mean some movie villains are still alive?. But who, Slug? No I doubt he's strong enough to blow up planets continuously. Broly? No, shit there probably be no traces at all. That could only mea- Holy Shit, that planet has cancer '.

J saw an unknown colossal planet latched on another planet, on the host planet spread multiple vein, latching on the planet like a parasite. Upon closer examination. It's reveal that the parasitic planet was made of an unknown mechanical alloy. " Cooler ". J whispered but was silently cheering.

' Cooler, my databanks has limited data on him. Apparently, the drone was unfortunately destroyed when he arrived but Gero manage to retrieve his cellular DNA and add it to us. And why do you sound so happy ?'

' Well, he's one of my favorites including you. I mean he's so goddamn cool. Let's visit him '. J quickly flew to the planet's surface.

' You know, there's a saying. "Never meet your heroes" '. Perfect Cell warned.

J shrugged." I know, but he's one of the few I took the time to get to know. He's probably gonna call us "Insect" and other names. Hell, I think racism runs in the family. But, he's one of the few who actually trains or improve his power, which is possibly what his doing right now. That's one of the few reasons why I like him."

Perfect Cell arrogantly sneered. ' This Cooler might impress a simpleton like you, but if he was defeated by those damn Saiyans, clearly he's not worth our time. '

" No ". J took a serious tone that surprised Perfect Cell, " He was strong. Is strong. I respect him because he doesn't underestimate, well not like other villains. When Freeza died, he fought in his final form early on that outshine Freeza's final form. He used tactics that can be considered dirty but then it's a fight to the the death. He only lost because of the unexpected Super Saiyan transformation. Remember. We, well you, nearly lost to a child that achieved Super Saiyan 2.'

Perfect Cell was silent. But J felt his Ki inside him brimming with excitement and a hint of rage. " Don't worry Cell, last I remembered Meta Cooler was stronger then two Super Saiyans. Since he's still alive, I can only guess how strong he becomes '.

" Probably a lot stronger than you ". A mechanical hypnoptic voice called from behind J.

AN- I'm using TFS Abridge Meta Cooler voice because it sounds so much better but his lines are mostly from the original DBZ.

J stopped midway and quickly turned around to see a smooth mechanical silver bluish humanoid reptile. Meta Cooler smiled. " I wonder how someone can possibly know who I was? ". He asked, his posture exuding confidence.

J smirked. " Well, other than the fact you're controlling one of the largest faction in the galaxy. Let's say, I'm a fan ".

" It would seem that my reputation precedes me. But, the question does remain. Why are you here? I would assume someone who saw the Big Gete Star would probably steer clear "

J made a pouted innocently and looked downward trying to think of an answer. A moment later, he fixed eye contact back to Cooler with a smile. " Well, I guess you can say it's a combination of general curiosity and just plain boredom. " J instant transmissioned in front of Cooler.

" You see, pardon my language. But I'm currently bored out of my ass. And looking for something to pass the time, Will you help me? ". J prepared the Turtle Hermit school stance which made Cooler wide eyed.

" That stance. Who are you? ". Cooler asked in a low tone but it was laced with fury.

" My name is Cell. Perfect Cell. I am a culmination of all Earth's greatest fighters and threats. Including you, when you came to Earth, to prove you were strongest. " J explained.

" Perfect... Amalgamation, ridiculous. I was confused as to why you almost look like an Arcosian but. Just because you have both Arcosian and Saiyan cells within you, doesn't mean this will be your victory. The Big Gete Star holds the power, you can never imagine ".

" Yeah, about that. Why is called that? ". J instantly change his demeanor to a curious one.

" I'm sorry? ". Cooler confused by J sudden question.

" Big Gete Star, it looks nothing like a star, looks more like a planet ". J point out.

" Well, it's because it holds enough power to rival a small star ".

" Well, that's both ironic and stupid. Ironic, because the name is "Big Gete Star" but has just enough energy for a small star. Stupid, because when people hear star, they think giant orbs of light in space that hurts when you look at it ".

Cooler was getting angry. " The name doesn't matter ". He almost yelled.

J folded his arms. " So, it doesn't bother you if I called you Shiny Cooler or Robo Cooler, wait that last one was actually cool ".

Cooler was now angry and started yelling. " Of course it does -". He was cut off by J speaking out of his turn.

" Then it does matter what the name is. I mean here, let me give you some ideas. Roboworld, Mechanical planet, Cybertron. That last one you can use because there's nobody to sue you ".

J vanish stepped as he avoided a barrage of Ki blast from Cooler. He reappeared above Cooler and kicked him in the head. Cooler surprised by J's strength but quickly regain focus are targeted J with a giant Ki blast. J merely teleported away and reappeared near Cooler within earshot. " Instant Transmission. Honestly, one of my favorites ".

Cooler smiled. " So is mine ". Cooler disappeared. " Yo, what mate ". J was sent flying by a surprise punch by Cooler and landed on a plateau. J shook of the dust on his head. " Now, I remembered he can teleport. It's all coming back to me ".

' How can you forget the abilities of someone your going to fight?!'. Perfect Cell yelled in J's head. ' Get off my back women and help me think of a strategy '.

' Well, due to Instant Transmission. You have to take him by surprise. Used either the surrounding to make dust or blind him with a Solar Flare.'

' Thanks I'll try '. J blast the surrounding area and made a huge dust fog while he suppressed his Ki.

Cooler cautiously walk in the fog, readying for a surprise attack. He did not expect J to quickly come up to punch him. Cooler instead of teleporting, also threw a punch that manage to connect to J fist.

The resulting shockwave blew away the dust. As Cooler and J threw each other a barrage of punches and kicks. J, in a split second turned his flying fist into a spear hand infused with Ki that ripped off Cooler's right arm.

J jumped backwards, creating distance to launch any Ki attacks, that's what Cooler speculated. In reality. J wanted to see how Cooler's regeneration looked like personally.

Large and long metal wires came out from the sockets of Meta Cooler's missing arm. More smaller wires appeared, filling in before finally a metal she'll quickly covered it. Cooler's right arm has been repaired. " Perhaps I should have explained earlier, my body is constantly monitored by the Big Gete Star main computer. Any injury I might suffer is instantly detected and repaired. And whatever flaws that allowed my injury are corrected. It's quite remarkable really. In simple terms of course, you can't win ".

J laughed loudly, taking Cooler's attention. " It would seem the Big Gete Star has made you more arrogant Cooler. You should remember that it was arrogance that caused you to lose in Earth ".

Cooler response was a giant Death Beam. J lightly stepped aside which only took his left arm and leg.' Full circle '.

Cooler smiled. " You should've taken your own advice, Cell ". He lightly chuckled.

J continued the signature smile. " Your were half right, I do have both Saiyan and Arcosian cells. But I also have Namekian in me as well ". His left arm and leg instantly regenerated. " Perhaps. I should have explained earlier. " Emphasising on I. " My body is made of the strongest fighters on Earth. Any injury I might suffer is instantly repaired thanks to my Namekian cells. And thanks to Saiyan cells, I get stronger everytime. While my Arcosian cells allows grants me extreme endurance without the need to eat, drink and sleep. Hell, I'm regaining energy to fight right now while I'm talking my ass off. It's quite remarkable really. In simple terms of course. My chances are higher than you might have expected. "

Cooler not letting J talking another second. Launched himself at J full power. J and Cooler were locked in a stalemate of blows and blasts. However, J gathered enough Ki into his fist and land a body shot causing Cooler to explode. J let out a heavy sigh as he knows what to expect.

A single Meta Cooler appeared. Overtime, more and more showed up. " Is multiple bodies count as flaw corrected?! ". J yelled.

Cooler smiled. " Yes, and it has been fun Perfect Cell but we've developed multiple strategy and has ben equipped with gadgets suitable for someone like you ".

" Well I won't be going out without a fight, so bring your shiny metal asses here and punch me in my jawline ". J roared with conviction.

All the Meta Cooler's launched at J and quickly surrounded. J managed to destroy a lot of them but it seemed they keeper multiplying and quickly overwhelmed him.

' Why are you holding back? '

J was actually holding back. Hell, he was still wearing the weights. So why is he holding back.

' Because their going to lead me to him '.

' Who? '

J didn't answer as he was knocked unconscious.

J woke up to see half of Cooler's face. " It's appears our guest has finally woken up ".

" Well that was a nice nap. " J looked up to see he was tied up with wires around his arms and legs. " You know, I'm consider myself an S instead of an M ".

" Are you always this cheeky? " the head of Cooler asked.

' I'm actually curious as well '

" Well I do have both Freeza and Vegeta's cellular DNA ".

" That explains a lot actually ". Cooler deadpanned. " Your probably wondering why your still alive. You see, the reason why I absorp planet cores is because in order to upgrade itself, the Big Gete Star requires a huge amount of power. And thankfully, a being who endlessly gets stronger by the second comes by in front of me. Now, thanks to you, I no longer need to feast on measly planets." Cooler explained.

J cried out in pain as he felt his energy literally being sucked out of him, but it was only a miniscule amount. " Oh, I'm definitely not an M. So Cooler, you want my energy so bad. Here take all of it. "

J gripped the wires firmly and unleash of all of his Ki. " You fool, you're only giving me what I want. Wait, the machine is nearly full. Please stop " Cooler begged.

" Kaioken X10 !" J yelled as red aura enveloped him.

" How? How did you manage to overload the Big Gete Star. It nearly took only one of me to tired you out. HOW?! " Cooler angrily asked.

J landed on the ground and gave Cooler a cocky smile. " To answer your question with another question. Do you think I should be an actor? ". J firmly grasped the wire and instead of giving more energy he reabsorbed it.

" Wait, what are you doing? Are you showing me mercy. I Lord Cooler will not receive mercy from my enemies ". He wrathfully yelled.

J just smiled. " Well at least you have your pride. I'm not showing you mercy. I'm showing you respect ". J explained.

" Respect?"

J shrugged. " Honor, respect. Whatever you want to call it. But the biggest reason is because of enlisting ".

" Enlisting to what?"

" I'm glad you asked. In a few years, maybe decade. I will host a tournament that will be a gathering of the Universe's greatest fighters. And I'm inviting you. And before you ask why should you even attend. The fighters of Earth, both Son Goku and Prince Vegeta will be there."

" So you're saying I have a shot of revenge?"

" Sure, I really don't understand why you hate those guys. I mean if I was stuck controlling the greatest form of technology, I would be thanking them. Well, after giving them a good ass kicking ".

" I guess I should be glad that you are giving me time, it's going to take a long time to fix what you did ".

" I have to ask. Why don't you go back to your empire ?. I mean, this thing absorb and learns from each piece of tech and your out here taking energy from planets "

" I guess I was a bit caught up by revenge ".

" Shit, and here I thought only Saiyans can hold a grudge ".

" Well other than rascism, arrogance also run in the family ". Cooler answered.

" Oh, you heard that." J realized that he had a tendency to speak his thoughts. " So, after fixing yourself, are you reclaiming your throne. The Cooler empire is surprisingly waiting for their King. I'm actually surprised their that loyal. Your brother's empire recently elected a new ruler that currently trying to conquer your planets ".

" Well, I've invested a copious amounts of time and energy erecting and managing my empire. And hell would freeze over before it crumble because of the my brother's empire. "

Slowly the inside of the Big Gete Star was slowly rebuilding and polishing itself. " However that remains the question of where to get an efficient source of energy?".

Surprisingly J had the answers. " You could install a thermal generator and park close to the sun. Or hell, bath in the sun. You can also you can build a perpetual energy machine that infinitely makes power ".

" That last one is impossible ". Cooler stated in disbelief.

" Alright Cooler, fun fact. My Creator, Dr. Gero created two cyborgs or androids as they call themselves that were perpetual machine, he managed to create an infinite energy source. He also created me, by splicing and combining DNA from different fighters, which was harvested by a tiny unnoticeable drone which he also created. He managed to do all that while being a terrorist and running from the government, living in a cave in the middle of a fucking forest mountain. If you can't figure that out. Then, that says more about Gero that it does about you ". J brutally sassed.

" Trust me, with the Big Gete Star. I'll exceed your Creator. But for now can you do me a favour and give me some off your energy. Slowly ".

J lightly grasped the wire and slowly let his Ki flow like a river flowing downstream. The repair accelerated, what took hours now took seconds. " Well, it appears this is goodbye. Let's meet each other soon. Don't worry about the invite. I'll find you ".

J reappeared on planet Dameon. The Cell Jrs there notice their father arrived and quickly greeted him with a hug. " Daddy !" they shouted as the hugged him welcomed.

J wholeheartedly smiled.

" Daddy's home ".

AN - I'm sorry for all the Bojack fans. I couldn't find any more scene on YouTube to grasped his personality. Most of his inspiration came from DB Multiverse.

Looks like J is starting his recruiting for his Cell games. And now, Both Bojack and Cooler are joining the games.

If you can already tell. Some characters will be so much stronger than they should.

Hell, because J spared Gohan, he's gonna be so much stronger than the original. I have my plans with him. I like so many other, also don't like DBZ Gohan. I don't hate him but I also don't like him. So much wasted potential.

Sneak peek.

" Alright Kids, show daddy how strong you've all gotten "

" Remember kids, If you do shit, expect shit "

Chapter title : Family Bonding.