Caught in the Act

By ComicsFan7314

Chapter 1: Smashed Plates and Smitten Hearts

As Lincoln and Lucy continued their incestuous make-out session upstairs, the matriarch and patriarch of the Loud household, Rita and Lynn Sr. were downstairs in the kitchen preparing a delicious dinner for themselves and their 11 children. Lynn Sr. was hunched over the stove, watching the contents of his pot, occasionally stirring it. Rita tasked herself with washing dishes, drying them and setting them on the dining table.

While the two adults preformed their chores, they made small talk between themselves to alleviate the monotony. They discussed a wide range of topics from work to local news and politics to family matters. Rita, while carrying a stack of plates and glasses from the drying tray to the table, became distracted by her conversation with her husband and tripped over one of Lana's toy cars on the floor causing her to throw out her back.

As Rita collapsed onto the ground, the plates and glasses she was carrying shattered on the ground, causing them to break in hundreds of small pieces.

"Oh my God! Are you alright dear?" asked Lynn in a worried tone, turning to face his wife. "Yeah, I'm fine." replied Rita with a pained groan, rubbing her back as she did so.

Once her pain had subsided, Rita stood and picked up the offending toy and looked at it. "God damn it! How many times do I have to tell these kids not to leave their crap lying around?!" Rita said angrily.

The two adults then turned their attention to the pile of broken glass and porcelain on the floor.

"Look at this mess!" Rita exclaimed. "I need to clean this up."

"Do you need any help dear?" Lynn Sr. asked.

"No, I think I'll manage, I just need to get a broom and dustpan from the closet." Rita replied.

"Are you sure dear? I mean – The closet is upstairs and you just hurt yourself. Think you'll be alright?" inquired Lynn Sr.

"I'm FINE, Lynn." Rita responded firmly.

"O.K, O.K, I'm just looking out for you dear." said Lynn turning to face the stove again.

"I know honey, and I appreciate it, but I can do it myself." Rita said sweetly before giving her husband a quick peck on the cheek.

Rita made her ascent up the stairs, towards the direction of the broom closet, briefly making a quick stop at Lana and Lola's room to return the toy car she was still carrying to its proper place.

Just as Rita was about to open the closet door, she heard the faint sound of giggling coming from the opposite side.

This caused Rita to develop a confused look on her face. Was there someone on the other side? After a brief moment, Rita pushed her ear to door to listen more closely.

Meanwhile on the other side of the door, Lincoln and Lucy were in the middle of a flirtatious session of play wrestling. Lincoln's face had become covered in onyx-colored lipstick marks from Lucy as she had been wearing lipstick during her special poetry reading as well several hickeys and bite marks along the length of his neck from Lucy pretending to be a vampire.

Despite her small figure and lack of muscle strength, Lucy had managed to pin her brother to the floor and was holding him by the wrists.

"Hey, quit it!" Lincoln said playfully.

"Nuh-uh, Lincoln, I got you now!" Lucy giggled.

After a few seconds, Lincoln stopped struggling in his sister's grasp and began to gaze up at Lucy's face, studying it, admiring her features.

"You have beautiful lips, Lucy." Lincoln said dreamily. With this, Lucy stopped pinning Lincoln to ground and instead laid her head on his chest and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Thank you, Lincoln, you have nice pecs." Lucy complemented. While the two siblings were basking in the warmth of each other's embrace, Lincoln's mind began to race between several thoughts. Was this was a one-time thing or could they make their relationship work in the long run? What would happen if anybody found out about their relationship? What adversities would the two face if they ever came out with their relationship? How would this affect the family structure? Was it even right to date your sister?

Finally, after a few moments of silence, Lincoln finally spoke, "U-um Lucy?"

"Yes, Lincoln?" Lucy responded, taking her head off Lincoln's chest to look at him while giving a soft smile.

"Does what we did mean that we're boyfriend and girlfriend now?" Lincoln asked nervously.

"Only if you want us to be, Lincoln." Lucy said shyly while avoiding her brother's gaze, fearing the worse.

"Of course I do, Lucy. I love you more than anything. Why wouldn't I want to be your boyfriend?" said Lincoln.

With this, Lucy looked back at her brother, sporting a wide grin and gave him a large hug and several kisses on his cheeks.

"Oh Lincoln! You don't know how happy that makes me!" Lucy cried out joyfully.

Rita couldn't believe what she was hearing. From the sounds of things, Lincoln and Lucy, two of her children, two of the beings she had given life to, were in an incestuous romantic relationship. Her blood began to boil at the thought. Rita didn't fully know what was going on in that broom closet, but she knew one thing: she sure as hell was going to was going to put a stop to it.