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"Come on, Max. Only one press-up to go!" Said, Daniel.

"Fuck *huff*, you!" Said the boy, now in a bleached version of his clothes because his clothes had come out white in the wash.

Of course, he knew it was no accident and now everybody was wearing bleached clothes.

Max did the last press up and heavied, everybody else had already finished.

That's what he got for being a day later than everybody else.

Daniel was already massaging him.

"I think your ready now, Max," he said, as the kid got scared. "No, not the conversion. Your body isn't ready for that yet. I mean, I think you're ready to go up against other camps in a good nature sporting event"

"Sporting event? Why would I-" Max began but then he stopped himself because he realised this was his chance to tell somebody what was going on.

He smiled and said. "I would like that"

"That's the spirit, Max," said Daniel, "Now you can go to the food building and eat"

And Max left.

The alien watched him go with dead eyes before putting on that smile and phoning Jen to tell her, he was going to the other camps for the proposal.

He began to walk to the nearest one, which just so happened to be Camp Campbell.

It took him a while but he got to the staff building and knocked.

Only to get no response, he decided to walk around until he found somebody.

He found somebody alright, he came across a scene of chaos and overworked counsellors.

If he had a heart, he would have felt sorry for them.

Some of the kids saw him first and then the counsellor.

"Hello, neighbours," he said, to them as a lot of the kids were stunned because of how much he looked like David.

"Hello, Neil and Nikki," he said as both kids eyes grew huge because he remembered their names.

"Daniel, it's not that we're not happy to see you but what are you doing here?" Said Gwen.

"Well, I and my camp were wondering if your camp would like to do a fun and positive team building day with us?" he said. "I'm going around to all the camps with this offer. The more the merrier."

"That sounds like a wonderful idea, Daniel," said David. "Our campers can make new friends and get a good exercise in."

"Great, here's the flyer," he said, giving it to them before he said. "Bye, neighbour. Have a happy and inspiration day" and then walked away, hearing.

"I'm thanking for whatever God out there that I don't have to deal with two david's," said Gwen.

He got far enough from the camp to not be seen and then he jumped, he jumped higher then any human could and landed on another part of the lake.

The only person who saw was the ghost on spooky Island but he didn't count.

The smell of civilization hit Daniels nose and he followed it.

He followed it all the way to a fancy gate in front of a fancy pathway, he pressed the called button and waited.

He felt like a dozen eyes were suddenly on him at once, as the gate open and he walked through.

It was like he had entered a town filled with judgemental little girls in uniform.

And then he saw her, the woman who's face made him mistake her as an alien who had just created a skin for the first time when he first saw her picture.

The Garden mother, Penelope Priss.

"Hello, Miss Press," he said, to her. "You don't know me but my name is Daniel. I'm a counsellor for a new Camp, a Camp called Camp Alien, were just across the lake"

"A councillor from across the lake?" She said doing something weird with her eyes. "If I know that such a stud was moving in, I would have been there when you first opened up. I do love a man in white uniform"

"...Okay," he said, before saying. "I was wondering if your camp would like to have a team-building day with my camp? You know, get to know each other"

And something in her just clicked and she said. "Of course, Daniel. I would love to get to know you. Just tell me when and where" before she said. "Oh, and I'll bring the kids too"

"Great," he said, "Heres a flyer." he gave a flyer to her. "And see, your camp on this date"

And then he began to walk away, but not even a minute later he heard.

"Mmm, that ass"

He was confused, he didn't see a donkey anywhere but he kept walking, and for some reason, he had to wait for a long time before the gate opened and then he could walk out and found a boat.

He chose a boat because he could sense there were eyes on his back so began to row.

He rowed to the worst camp in the whole lake, the Wood Scouts Camp.

When he saw it, it looked like he had rowed up to a prison.

How delightful.

He got out and began to walk to the steel doors and knocked on it, he waited for somebody to answer the door.

A few minutes later, out came a kid who clearly had been hit by puberty early and other kids who have yet to be.

He was not scared of the spears they were carrying though and said. "Hello, is your Camp Counsellor here? My name is Daniel, I'm the counsellor of a new camp that opened up across the lake, called Camp Alien. "

"Camp Alien?" Said spot covered kid before he said. "You may come in bleached one"

He walked right in and entered the worst camp of all, indeed they didn't even try to hide the fact that there was no adult around.

Which explained why things we're on fire before his eyes.

"I am Edward Pikeman. The leader of this camp" said Edwin, going to sit on a throne made out of empty chicken wing box and a burger king crown was placed on the child's head. "We will be happy to accept your wager for your best Camper"

And he said. "Best Camper? Those fumes must have gone to your head. I was just wondering if you and your camp would like to take part in a team-building day. A fun and healthy little get together. What mourn would bet a child?"

His question was met with silence.

David would.

All the kids looked at each other.

"How about this?" he said. "If you come to Team building day, I will guarantee that there would be prizes. 3rd place will be a participate badge. 2nd place, your whole camp can choose what you want to have for dinner and my camp will pay for it. And 1st place, you get a massive trophy with the words 'Best Camp' on it and inside will be 200 dollars in cash, for you all to spend as fit"

Everybody eyes widen in shock.

200 dollars in cash was 'fuck you money' to a kid.

"Interested, now right?" He said, before taking out a flyer and giving it to them and said "Here's a flyer with the location and time for the meetup. Camp Cambell and the Flower Scouts have already signed up. I wonder if you guys are Camp enough to show up?" And then he said. "Well, I'll be taking my leave now"

He turned around and walked back the way he came from, he waited for the door to open and then walked out, he headed back to the boat.

As he rowed, he wondered if he should go to the pirate camp but decided against it, those guys hardly care about the other camps and he was sure the church camp had some sort of technology keeping him away.

He headed back to his Camp, waving at the kids who were tricked into signing up for Camp Cambell and walked to his far better camp.

He entered it and saw some the kids heading to the Environmental room where he joined up with Jen.

"I got the main three to sign up," he said to her.

Later that night he announced to everybody that they would be taking part in a fun day out with the other camps.

However, hardly anybody looked thrilled.

"Come on Campers, where is your spirit?" He said. "I know interacting with people you don't know might be scary, but I have complete faith in you, that you can do it."

Jen said. "First place is a trophy and 200 in cash"

"Fuck! Let's do this!" Yelled one boy,

The kids roared with energy.

"Let's go out there and have fun," he said.

#The following Saturday#

Daniel checked everything, making sure everybody was doing their part by carrying something and then he and Jen began leading the campers out of the campsite.

Jen was behind the line so she could clearly see if somebody was trying to escape it.

And for extra measure, every child was forced to wear a bracelet which will make sure they never truly left the group.

They arrived at the site, singing a strange but happy song with lyrics that we're clearly in another language.

The other camps could only watch as they came in, singing and being joyous while also dropping off the stuff at the tables set up, the trophy was placed on one table however it was in a locked-down glass that weighed a ton so nobody could steal it.

"Go, Camp Alien!" They all shouted, laughing but some by force.

A lot of people clapped.

"Such amazing spirits!" said David.

"Thank you, David," said Daniel. "Let me introduce you all to my campers." And then he began to introduce them one by one, with Max who had the energy of a dead fish.

"Oh, this is Max. He's still not used to being around people, who have so much spirit" he said.

"He's an evil alien," said Max, making their eyes widen.

Daniel laughed it off and said. "And he's got a wonderful imagination too" messing up Max's hair who was annoyed.

And then they sat down at their table while the rest sat down at theirs.

Kids were already helping themselves to the box of food they brought.

"So what is the first task?" Said Gwen.

"I have one," said Jen. "We're going to see who can set up a tent, the fastest. Each camp must choose two people to take part in this and me and Gwen can prepare for this behind the scenes"

And then both of them went, the campers turned to each other.

However, in the end, Daniel ended up having to volunteer two of his kids and neither was Max.

The two that were chosen went to one of four sets now laid out, those from their camp looked the most nervous of all camps.

It made some of the others believe, Camp Alien was filled with people who have never done anything for themselves in their lives.

But when that whistle blew.

Sweet Jesus.

Something just clicked in their minds and both of them set up a tent-like a boss.

It was done in 30 seconds.

All the campers mouths we're open, as the two walked back to their table like bosses.

"Very good, Tyler and Britanny," said Daniel as the others slowly finished up.

Jen put two points on the board for the camp and then the next was Wood Scout camp which got one.

"Don't worry, they won't beat us next time" pretty much all the camps said.

However, they did.

Time and time again, Camp Alien showed that their pristine clothes didn't mean squat when it came to showing up the other camps.

"Holy sweet Jesus." Said Gwen, after they all witnessed a bleached kid use a flip to get back down onto the ground.

"Let's take a break," said Miss Priss.

"Agreed," said David.

Daniel went to get some water and people began to mingle.

The performance of his campers brought him glory.

Max grabbed the weakest looking kid he could find which happened to be Neil and said. "Help me!"

Of course, Neil was taken back and said. "What?"

"My parents sent me to this awful camp," said Max. "The councillors are murderous aliens in disguise, they want to turn all the campers into one of them."

And the child looked at him like he was growing two heads.

"If you don't believe me. Look at Daniel's eyes" said Max. "The man doesn't blink. Once you notice that, you can't unsee it."

And that's when they both heard.

"Max. Are you making new friends?" Said Daniel behind him and every hair on Max body stood on end.

Max with a clearly forced smile said, putting his shoulder on Neil. "Yep, I'm making new friends just like you encouraged me to do. Because that's Camp Alien way. Go Camp Alien!"

"I'm so happy that you're getting into the swing of things Max's," said, Daniel. "I hope you're not telling your tall tales again. You don't know who can get hurt...emotionally."

Both Max and Neils eyes we're wide, during the pause.

"Of course not," said Max. "Let me do the next activity. Go Camp Alien!"

He followed the man away, leaving Neil alone.

And Max had been right, once it was pointed it out, Neil couldn't unsee it, he kept praying that Daniel would blink even once but the closest he got was a half-lidded expression.

Do you know how unnerving it is, when you notice that another person's eyes could be wide for an unnatural period is time with a smile on their face?

He told Nikki to watch Daniel as well and told her about the lack of blinking.

He thought he was hallucinating but she saw it too and was rightfully uncomfortable.

However both of them didn't know that they were only seeing the shield around his true self, he was horror movie level of creepy usually.

Even when gathered around the campfire and Daniel and David busted out their instruments, Daniel almost blinked many times but never actually did.

Everybody was having a good time but they both felt uncomfortable.

The day ended with Camp Alien taking home the cup and for a brief second, Daniel's face went completely blank.

He was completely dead in the eyes.

"What a great day," said Daniel.

"I knew, the kids would have fun," said Jen. "Maybe, we'll do this again"

"Please do, it was fun having our camps mingle." Said Miss Priss. "And I got to spend some time with you" to Daniel and then she reached into her bra and gave Daniel a slip and said. "Call me, handsome" while completely ignoring David who was right beside her.

"But Miss Priss. Don't you have a sugar daddy?" said Sasha, one of her campers.

"Adults can be friends too" she snapped back, as she smoked and led her girls out.

"Well, maybe I will call her up if I ever want the campers to mingle," he said before they turned around and formed into a single file as they headed back to camp, chanting that weird but happy chant.

That night Neil had a terrible nightmare.

He dreamt that Daniel was coming after him and the kid he met at the party with a knife.

The realism of the nightmare had him waking up in the middle of the night and staying awake until morning.

He tried to tell himself that Daniel suffered from crusty eyes.

There must be a rational explanation.

However he couldn't convince himself of it, the dead eyes that he saw for a split second was burned into him.

If he wanted answers, he would have to find that kid again.

Hopefully, nothing will come from this.

And scene!