A/N Hi
Percy POV
As soon as those two words left his mouth, I was yanked awake. Like literally yanked. I had felt a pressure on my arm and then a tug and suddenly my eyes were bombarded with a red light.
"Woah", I murmured, as the red light momentarily blinded me.
Soon, I registered my aching muscles and my awkward sleeping position.
Groaning, I stood up, feeling the black glass pieces fall to the ground from where they were wedged in my skin.
"Chaos?" I asked, blearily squinting my eyes. They oddly felt ten times heavier than when I had first fallen asleep. If I had asked Annabeth about why that was, she could probably give me a one year lecture on why.
"Hi Percy", I jumped at the sudden piercing voice in my head.
"What the hell?" I thought.
"If you hadn't noticed, I'm in your head", Chaos said, slightly cheerily.
"Well then turn down your volume!" I said out loud.
"First, of all, you better be quiet if you want to survive. And second of all, I'll do that", Chaos hissed, making me cringe. He obviously hadn't turned down his volume. Though, a second later, I heard (in my head) a loud bang that made me fall to the ground. Then Chaos went silent, leaving only a ringing in my ears.
"Better?" Chaos said, his voice blending in with the volume of my own thoughts.
"Ya, better", I grumbled, too tired to make a sarcastic comment.
"So, where do we go now?" I asked.
"Well to my house of course!" Chaos replied.
"And that is?".
"Just follow the five rivers and you'll get there... eventually", Chaos said.
"Great!" I said, before starting to march down the Spitball River.
"Just so you know, there are monsters here so I would advise you to hide behind boulders and stay in the shadows so they don't kill you", Chaos said, after a few minutes of my marching.
"Well, this information would have been awesome about 5 minutes ago!" I sneered, before jumping into the nearest shadow.
"I thought you were a demigod, you should know this stuff!" Chaos replied.
"Oh, ya I totally spend my days training to fall into Tartarus and almost get myself killed", I said sarcastically.
"Oh really? Well, it seemed that Zeus finally grew a brain and-".
"I was being sarcastic", I deadpanned.
"Well, how was I-", Chaos started. Suddenly, I heard a few voices ahead of me.
"Shut up, there's dracaenae up ahead", I hissed at the Chaos in my head.
"Mother said that she would help us though!" I heard one of them said, as I put my concentration on them. Still sticking to the shadows, I followed them.
"You should never trust Mother! She only does what she benefits from", Another one said.
"Well, did you guys hear that a demigod is down here! Kronos told Mother and she spread the news to catch him or her", a third dracaenae said. I immediately froze up and put and bit more distance between them and me.
"Well, you can either be screwed or you can be not screwed", Chaos said. I rolled my eyes.
"No sh*t Sherlock", I grumbled, as I continued to follow the dracaenae at a distance.
"I wonder if I could get in their heads..." Chaos mused.
"Gaea could be in their heads", I hissed.
"Or she could not be in their heads", Chaos replied.
"Chaos, just don't go in their heads", I said.
"Gaea could have told them battle plans".
"Or she could not have", I said.
"Well then, I'm just going to try it", Chaos huffed.
And I felt his presence leave my head.
A/N Hi guys! It's me. Whassup.
Percy: Can this idiot author not write me as such a stupid person?
Chaos: Can this idiot author not write me as such a weak primodial?
Me: Oh don't worry, those times are coming up later.
Annabeth: Why is this piece of seaweed in Tartarus? Even the most stupid people would be sent to the Underworld, but you just had to land in Tartarus.
Percy: Hey!
Me: The lot of you shut up, I need to end this chapter.
Chaos: Well technically, I speak in people's minds so-
Me: Do you know the definition of shut up?
Chaos: Well I just said that-
Me: I can throw hands for a real one
Chaos: Ok, ok fine. We're dealing with a psycho author it seems.
Me: Then shut up.
Chaos: K-
Chaos: *punched in the face*
KK guys see ya.
Peace out,
Artemis's Hunt.
Jenny