Percy: *to Nico* You tricked me?

Poseidon: And you accused me of making my son do my dirty work, Hades?

Percy: You got your reward, traitor.

Poseidon: Well, maybe some healthy competition is good for them. Since we have that bet going on.

Persephone: Could we please not mention that woman in this house?

Hera: I feel bad for her. It was only a matter of time until Hades cheated on her to spawn more insufferable demigods.

Poseidon: I liked that woman. She called Zeus an imbecile.

Zeus: That's why I killed her.

Demeter: I warned you, daughter. This scoundrel Hades is no good. You could've married the god of doctors or lawyers, but noo. You just had to eat the pomagranate.

Persephone: Mother—

Demeter: And get stuck in the Underworld!

Persephone: Mother, please—

Poseidon: I almost feel bad for Hades if he has to listen to this all the time...

Hera: I feel worse for Persephone.

Hestia: I feel worse for Hades' son.

Zeus: I feel bad for all of them if they have to put up with Demeter.

Demeter: Well, this one has an attitude.

Hades: Indeed. I'd love to kill him.

Poseidon: *shaking his head* Oh, Percy...

Athena: Is he TRYING to make all the gods hate him?

Hades: It would've been better if Bianca lived.

Hestia: HADES! How can you say that?

Poseidon: Yeah, he'll really want to help you after you said that.

Hades: Now, go to your room!

Poseidon: I feel bad for that boy. I can't imagine a more horrifying fate than being stuck with Hades, Persephone and Demeter.

Zeus: Only Hades would let a child live in the underworld...

Poseidon: I bet he just did it to spite us for not giving him a cabin.

*Hades locks Percy in his dungeon*

Poseidon: Sending a Fury after him wasn't enough?

Zeus: I can't blame him. Maybe some time in Hades' dungeon will cure that boy of his insolence.

Now I'll have them reacting to demigods interacting with gods. Just suspend your disbelief. Don't worry that I skipped Battle of the Labyrinth, I might add some chapters and move them to the right places like I did before. Sorry that the dialogue isn't exactly right, I didn't want to look it up because I hated seeing Hades being so mean to Nico. He has no taste, he's way better than Bianca. He was such a cute kid, while all Bianca did was join the hunters and get herself killed. Hades doesn't deserve such an amazing demigod. Good thing he gets better in Heroes of Olympus. But I did want to see more of Nico living in the underworld, with Hades and Persephone and Demeter. It's a hilarious family dynamic.