Gravity Falls: The Legend Continues, a Star Wars + Gravity Falls Crossover fanfic

And now folks, the moment we have all been waiting for.

Gravity Falls: The Legend Unbound

Everyone sits in silence for a while, and exchange awkward and slightly released glances. They were happy that the adventure that they went on was done, and that they could go back to enjoying their summer like regular kids.

"So, who's up for a Tiger-Fist marathon?" asks Soos.

Everyone cheers.

"I'm just glad that everything will go back to normal, and we won't have to do something like this for a while."

"I agree." Said Mabel.

All of the sudden, Old Man McGucket stops the car.

"Stop the driving! Stop the driving!" he says.

Ford stops the car and rolls down the window. He raises and eyebrow, but then notices his old friend. He gives a tired smile and say, "What's going on, Fiddleford? Is there something happening?"

"Something big!" said Old Man McGucket. "Something so big, that I can't do it myself! I need the help of the legendary Pines family.

Everyone looks at each other, even Soos, who wasn't a Pines, but was still considered to be part of the family.

"Wed'd love to" said Dipper, "But we'd need to bring a friend to help us too,"

"Yes yes that's fine! We just need to get him and get going to fix this problem!" he says as he gets into the car. They all drive away, mentally preparing themselves.

"What is it?" asks Mabel. "More monsters?"

Old Man McGucket lowers his head and says solemnly, "No, it's the time travelers."

Everyone takes a deep breath, and prepares for what is surely about to happen.

"Could it really be them?" asked Mabel. "UI eman, those people can be so dangerous, what with the Time Baby and whatnot."

"Oh I'm sure" said Old Man McGucket. "I saw them with my own two eyes! They're out for revenge after what happened to them! I sa it all"

"Well tell us." Said Ford. "What happened?"

"I was out doing a jig," said Old Man McGucket. "Then I saw one bald time traveler go out and shoot a place up. He said that it was revenge for ruining his life, and ruining the future. After that, three other ones came out, and captured a bunch of people. They disappeared, and then I ran away. Now here we are. We need to save those people and we have to do it now! I mean, imagine if that was you! You wouldn't want to be abducted by the time travelers, now would you? This is bad! So very bad! We need to safe them! What do you say? Can we do it, or are we going to let them just suff?"

"Too much work," said Grunkle Stan. "I've got a big schedule full of big manly plans, and I don't know if I will fully be able to commit to something like this. I think you guys are just going to have to go on without me. I'm sorry, but it's true. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way. Just pull over. I can walk."

"Come on Grunkle Stan," said Dipper. "This is a think we need to do here. It's just what's right."

"I guess so," said Grunkle Stan. "I'm sorry."

"All if forgiven!" said eveyroen else.

"What are we going to do now?" asked Old Man MrcGrocket

"I don't know," said MABle. "We should go get Luke hew will know what to do!"

"That's right!" said Ford. "He is so skilled and can help"

"Let's turn over and get him!" said Soos.

They DID.

They CONTINUED going down the road, not speeking for a bit, but then Dipper broke the silence.

"Geez." Said Dipper. "As if I thought that this summer couldn't' possibly get any more advanced. I think this one is going to blow that last one completely out of the water. This could be scary, It's wack!"

"You'd better believe it is," said Flrod. "But now we need to go get Luke so that he can save us."

"We can't do it without him," said Zeus. "That man is so reliagbe, even though he is the spawn of the evil Bill Cipher. You can never be too sue ewith that but he is still a good guy remember how he safed us last time?"

"It's been a while since we thought about that, so let's reflect.

A grope of monsters were after Diapeer and Mabel, wanting to kill them dead. But they met a mysterious and heric boy named Luke. Luke turned out to be the son of Bill Cipher, who turned out to be the leader of the mobsters.

There sre many things that ar eunsunde about that which will happened next.

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"This is going to be a big one," said GODle Stsr.

"I agree," said Soos. "But how are ee going to"

"We're just going to have to try," said Old Man McGucket. "Lord knows that we're going to have a hard time.

"Can we truly save ourselfes?""s aaked Grumple Stamp.

"Wer'e going to have to try" said Ford. "Who know what can happen with the time travelers involved."

"THeyr'e hotly scary people!" said 0ld Man McGucket

"But how can we fight htem all?" Asked Diaper.

"Oh dDiaper!" said Mabel. "You're full of surprises!"

"He's also full of hooey!" said Grunkle Stan. "Everyone knows that we can take the time travelers because we are the Pines family the most powerful and most influential family in the entire town of gravity falls!" Noboy can best us!"

"Asdie from him" said Soos. "We can win, right?"

"Soos," said Grunkle Stan. "There's no such person as nobody. That's just a word."

"Oh. Ok. I understand this full well" Said Soosssss

"But what about the tiem trabeelr? Aside" said Mable. "How are we going to beet them if they are from the future, and they know everything that we are going to do to fight up agiasnt them.?"

Wer're gjsut going to have to try. Said Dipper.

"I agree with the boy" said Ford. "We should try t least."

The group pulled up to lkes' Place and asked him to get hin the car when he did the yt ols thim about everything that was happen.

"Oh muy! S'adia Luke. "We need to find a way to fix this all."

"I have and idea!" said Grupel Stas.

Ford then pullws into a field far outrside town'

W"ehwre ar we gojhin?" asked Dipper

"WE'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE" SAID FORD. "WE'RE ALREADY HERE. WE ARE AT THE FIELD WHERE I HID THE MAGICAL IDEM THAT WE NEEDED.

"COME ON FORD," SAID GRUNKLE STAN. "JUST TELL US WHAT IT IS ALREADY. WE DON'T' WANT TO BE LEFT NOT KNOWING WHAT WE'RE DOING WHEN WE ARE SO FAR AWAY FROM THE SIGHT OF TOWN."

"I HAVE A FEELIGN THAT I KNOW WHAT IT IS," SAID luke.

Ford then pulled out his lightsavr shovel, and began digging.

"We'd better hurry!" said Old Man McGucket. "WWE NEED TO GET MOVIEN!"

"Just wait, Fiddleford. THIS is a very important thing that we are doing, and we don't need anyone pitching a fit over us helping you out with your problem. We could just go on, and we don't have to help you you know!." Said Gunk Stang.

"I know, you're right, I'm sorry," said Old Man McGucket. "I'm just a bit nervous."

"I know the feeling," said MABel.

All of sudnern. Thrr was a suound I nthe distance.

"I have a bad feeling," said Forf. Dipperlooked up and said, "Gread Uncle Ford, it's a mobster!"

That clim was true. There was a giant, ugly green monster looking down at them. It was twenty feet tall, and had three red eyes."

"Oh no! it's a monster!" said Soos.

"What are you?" asked Grunkle Stan.

"I am the guardian of the forest," the monster said. "those who have time to say my name before they day call me the nefarious Mattintrev. I lure creative people to this forest, and then I kill them by sucking out their souls and their creative spirits. And now, I shall scan you you for your creativity."

The Mattintrev scanned the cast, and was drawn to Luke. "Ah-ha!" said the Mattintrev. "You are the most creative one here."

"I am?" asked Luke.

"Of ocurse you are!" said The Mattintrev.

"It's true." Said Dipper. "Everyone knows that you've got the most amazing creative spirit in all of Gravity Falls!"

"I suppose I do,," said Luek

"What now?" asked Forf.

"I will eat his sould now!" said The MattiNtreV. "Prepare to be eaten!"

"ruN MAN, Run!" said Great Uncle Ford.

Luke then ran away from the Mattintrev, as it tired to snatch him up in his claws.

"I don't understand!" said Luke. "I didn't do anything to provoke it! why is it trying to ruin me!"

"I wants to kill you!" said Mabel. "Noboyd should do that!"

"It's probably jealous of you creative spirit!" said Dipper.

"I know I am," said Soos. "But I wouldn't' eat your soul for it. there have to be more constructive ways of going about this than the Mattintrev is doing it, dawg."

"I care not for feelings!" said the MattinTREV. "I NEED NOURISHMENT! I will eat you now! Give me your soul! Just surrender to me! I need to devour you and end your good reputation!"

"I think I know why you're doing this?" said Luke.

"Oh really?" asked the Mattintrev. "And why is that? Why m I doing this? could it perhaps be that I need food now and will devour you?"

Look shooked his head and said, "No. no that is not the case. You are jealous of my skills."

"I don't know if that's…"

"It is, Dipper!" said Old Man McGucket. "Isn't it obvious?"

Luke looked over to the group and the Mattintrev at the same time. He then realized what Old Man McGucket was saying. He explained by saing. "Yes. Yes I think I get it now. Don't you guys see? The Mattintrev is so uncreative that it needs to attack innocent creative artists in order to survive. These kinds of beasts are common these days, but they can easily be overcome. These foold will never win in the end. I mean come on. It's a simple fact of life. The good guys always win."

The Mattintrev was looking sickly. It looked like it was about to faint.

"You're lying! Your ling!" said The maTTINTREV.

"No! I am not! It's the truth and you know it!" said Luke. "I don't' care what you say about me or my work! I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing ,and you're going to keep failing at your miserable life with no friends to speak of. I have my friends here to support me. Whenever I need help, they'll be here to defend me!"

"It's not like you need it, Luke." SAID ford.

"Thanks." Said Luke. "But I don't want my ego to inflate too much. I need to keep a non swollen head on my shoulder. But yes, I know .i am skilled and I am good. you hear that The Mattintrev! I will never let you win because you're evil mind games will never work on me!"

The mattintrev then started to dissolve. It shivered and whimmied and fizzed. It then turned into a sickly red and green liquid all over the green, and then slipplled away over the cliff.

"Well, that's that." Said Ford. "I'm so glad you got through that unscathed."

"You're creative genius is still in tackt, Luke, right?" asked Mabel. "I want to make usre you can still do awesome and great things.:

Luke laughed and said. "Of course I can, Mabel. Nobody can ever stop my motivation. It's just too strong to cease. I mean, no troll will ever stop me.

"I am glad to hear it." said Ford. "Now I should probably get back to digging. After all, we don't' have forever, unlike the Time Travelers. Let's just hope the thing I am looking for is still here. Oh I fear if someone were to ever find it and take it away.

"Hey Great Unkle Ford," said Dipper, "What is it that you are looking for and have you found it yet"?

"I'VE almost found it," said Ford.

"But you didn't say what it was," said Dipper.

"I know," said Ford. "I'm just waiting so that you don't get disappointed I found it!"

"OH Boy oh boy h boy!" said Soos.

"I need some help pulling this pout," said Ford. Luke and Grunkle Stan came into the pit, and pulled out the chest. They opened the chest, and he then pulled out a shiney red rock, it was glowing blue, and had a small green spiral shape inside of it.

"No way!" said Luke. "How did you get one of those? I cannot believe it!"

"What is it?" asked Mabell.

"It's a imension stone." Said Ford. "I can use this to bring us to another dimernsion to bring help. It's very risky, but Luke knows how to use it. so iu'm suret htat he can help us by using it to it."

"Oh, I don't know, said Luke" said Luke. "I don't want to be a brag."

"GO ahead!" said Grunkle Old Man McGucket Stan. "We know you can do it. After all, you apparently afed everyone here when trouble came out all of suden. I want there to sea it myself, but I trust their word because they are my friends so much."

"Do you really think I can dooo the?" sakded Luke.

"Of ocurse you can!" said MABLE,E, lauhgin too much, and making everyone uncomfortable.

"Are you ok?" asked Soos.

"Just fine." Said Mabel.

Luke then raised the stone above his ehad and called out the mighty incantation

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The group the n we r ew therown into a vortgredsx tgat sent them to a far away land. They were in a dessert. It was dry, hot, and ugly. Not the ideal plaee fo a vacadfvtion.

"Here are we?" asked Grunpek Sart.

"I believe this place is called Tattooine." Asid Ford.

"This si stat waRs!" SAID Dinnerr! "I love Star Wars! It's one of the best movie serieses ever! Oh how many exciting things it offers to the causal public, and the hardcore movie fans like myself!"

"Me too1" said Luke. "I id n't noe know that this this was was real!" said Luke.

"Me neither!" said Dipper.

"It is," said Ford. "Everything is real in a ntoehr dimension."

"Aw dude!" said Soos, getting all excited at what he sees. "I think I see something off in the distance! We should go checkintie out!"

"Totally!" said Luke. "WHos's usp for a challenge!"

"I am!" said MabEL. "I WIL LFOLLOW YOU."

Everyone staired at maBle for a bit.

"I didn't say anything wired, did I?" asked Mabol.

"I always do that! It'S CO Much fun!" said Old Mam McGocket. "I know the pain."

A land speeder rushed paste the group.

"Quick! After it!" said Ford. The group chased after it, and were starting to catch up.

"We're losoing it!" said Great Uncle Ford! "Luke! Use your powers to grab the speedr"

"On it!" said Luke. Luke then tunredi nto his powerful form, nad stopped the landspeeder in time.

"Oh no! "sad isd f the rider.

"Who are you?" asked Soso.

"I am Boba Fet." He said. "Who are you.?"

"That matters not!" sais Old Man mcHUGGET. "thAET DOES MatTER is that you need to give us that speeder we need to find a powerfull ally."

"Why do you want an ally?" asked Boba FETT.

Diraper explained to Boba Fett the situation about what was happening. Boba understood.

"I see," said Boba Tett. "Perhaps I could hep you. Hop on. But put on these helmets."

Boba fETt gave everyone helmets that looked exactly like his. They then flew up into the sky. They approached A GIANT mooooon.

"Wow! A big moon!" said Pipper. "How amazing to see!"

"I don't think that's a moon," said Luke. "It's the dEath StaRT."

"What's that? Asked" Mabel.

"You don't know?" asked Boba Fett. "It's a giant starahop bult by the Emperor to hold all of these peple and help them come up with these palcne. Plus, it blows up revebl planets!"

"I need one of these!" said Guple Stam.

"No sTAnley," said Fork. "That is a device used for pure evil."

"I suppose you're right." Said Grunkle Stan. "I'm so terribly sorry!"

"I forgive you" said OLD mAN ACcycjet.

"I wasn't talking to you!" Said Frhu.

"SOry ry " sadi Old Man McGucket.

"We will be landing momentarily," said Boba Fett. "Then you can request some Stormtroopers to ade you in your battle struggle."

"Thank you so much," said Soos.

"T4fjioapwr" SAID

Suddenly," there was fireing on the land speeder.

"What's happening ?a sked Soos.

"We re under attack!" said Luke. "I'll blow them out of the sky for us!"

"No!" said Ford, "W e Don't want to Risk It!"

The person shooting them was the millennium falcon. They were getting close to the speeder.

"I can't keep you hear," said Boba FLekt. "You're going to endanger me, and get me shot down and killed.

They were ohrforiffied about what they just hered."

"No! don't launch us into space!" said DIafer.

"We will fight back at you!" said Luke, as he began to harness is magic powers. But it was too late. They were shot out of the andspeeder as the landspeeder sepeeded into the Deaf Stat.

"That jerk I ought to flip him off!" said Grunkle Stan.

"Stanly" said Ford. "That's not going to help anything here."

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Siad Dipper

"Luke! We need your power to save us!" said Mabel.

"What's with you Mable?" asked Dipper. "You're asking so weir."

"I'm not weird! You are" sasdi Mabel.

"Am iww eirtjd too?" Said Old Man McBucket.

The MIllenuoMS Falcoln swing by and picked up the group fro m the voice of space. They fell inside, and saw C3PO.

"Hello" she said. "I am C3PO. Human cyborg lookalike, who provides many translations. How many I serve you today?"

"Zip it!" said R2D2, whO WAS Able t ot speak because he got a voice box installed into him. "They are workers of the Galactivc Empire, and therefore they cannot be trusted.

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E" Said R2D2. He began shorting out, and smoking. He fell over, unsoncisous. Obi Wan then came out, with his hand outreached.

"Sorry, said Obi Wan. I had to use the force on him and hurt him because he was being rude. We know that you're not really with the evil emopire."

"How do youk now?" asked Frod.

"You just give off a good vibe." Said Obi Wan. "I trust that your trip was well."

"It was," said Sooz.

"We need your kelp!" said Luke. "Our world is under attack ,and we don't know just how to save it! Help us please!"

"I suppose we can help," said Chewbacca.

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"You want payment for doing a basic good deed/" asked Obi Wan?

"I do." Said Han. "What do you got?"

Gunkle Sam pulled out Ford's fun, put his finger on the trigger, and said, "I'Ll shott you of you dojnt' heltp us face the evil that attacks!"

"Very well," sadi Obi Wan. "You are clearly not good people after all. I'm afraid thati 'm going to have to kill yu."

Obu Wan waved his lgihtaver, and charged at Soos..

"No!" saodnt sIOSijdn. "Don't sluce me!"

Luke knew that he needed to safe everyone. He turned into his monster form, and held two magic balls alfot.

"What's he doing ove ther?" asked Han.

"No ideam" said Chewbacca. "That guy is just insane."

Luke tuned around, and saw them badmouthing him. He then threw the balls at Chewbacca and Han, and they burnt to death. He then turned his hand into a mighty hatchet, and cut C3PO to pieces.

"Is that all you've got, PunK!? "askedk OBI Wan.

I wil ljkil lyou fr thtirn to atugwe nmy fieneds!" said Lukie.

Mabel blushed as she was touched by what she heard. It wasn't every day that she heard someone fight for her like this. how it was so noble of him to do such things. Could he be the one?

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"So, this is how I will go?" asked Obi Wan. "Being killedby a sith."

"I'm no sith." Said Luke.

"But you are the son of one," said Obi Wan. "You are the son of BilL Cipher, one of the most dangerous Sith Lords of all time.

"He was? I had no idea!" said Sipper. "I have seen all of the episdoes of Star Wars and never knew that bill was in it!"

Obi Wan explained in song.

[Obi Wan 1]
Hey! Give me a listen you listeners of cheer
At least those of you who still got an ear
I'll tell you a story that'll make a person cry
Of our own jubiliciously lovely Jedi Temple!

[Bodies of Han, Chewbacca, C3P0, and R2D2]
Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown 'cause it's really okay
And you might try and hide
And you might try and pray
But we all end up the remains of the day
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah (that's right)
Yeah yeah yeah

[Obi Wan 2]
Well, our girl is a beauty known for miles around
When a mysterious stranger came into town
He's plenty good-looking, but down on his cash
And our poor little baby, she fell hard and fast
When her daddy said no, she just couldn't cope
So our lovers came up with a plan to let Bill join anyway

[Obi Wan 3]
So we conjured up a plan to meet late at night
They told not a soul, kept the whole thing tight
Now, his father's Jedi robe fit like a glove
You don't need much when you're really in love
Except for a few things, or some told
Like the family jewels and a satchel of gold
Then next to the graveyard by the old oak tree
On a dark foggy night at a quarter to three
We was ready to go, but where was he?

[Bridge: Bonejangles + Bodies of Han, Chewbacca, C3P0, and R2D2]
And then?
We waited
And then?
There in the shadows, was it our man?
And then?
Our little heart beat so loud
And then?
And then baby, everything went black

[Obi Wan 4]
Now when I opened my eyes they were dead as dust
The jewels were missing and my heart was bust
So I made a vow lying under that tree
That I'd kill Bill Cipher, and set the souls free
Always waiting for someone to ask for my hand
When out of the blue comes this groovy young man
Who vows forever to work by my side
And that's the story of our own Bill Cipher and his son!

[Bodies of Han, Chewbacca, C3P0, and R2D2]
Die, die we all pass away
But don't wear a frown cause it's really okay
And you might try and hide
And you might try and pray
But we all end up the remains of the day

"Ah," said Luke. "I never knew that." I am so sorry to hear that. My father is dead now so we don't have to worry ever again but still I see where you are coming from I am sorry to hear that I know that my father killed all of your friends he does that a lot or at least did when he was still alive?"

"I know," said Obi Wan. "But I will now do whatever I can to help you guys with your tissues."

"How swell!" said BSbel.

"It sure it," said Luke.

Mabel blushed again.

"Mael!" said Dipper. "Stop doing that! I know what it sis that that is happening!"

"Nothing is happening!" said Mabel.

"Yes there is," said Dipper. "You love him!"

"What?" aid Luek?

"It's true! I do1 I always have!" said Beable. "Now that you know my secret, you will nto want to habg iut wwith my anymore."

"No," he feels the same way saif Obi WAN. "I CAN READ IT IN THE FORSE."

"Is this true?" asked Mable.

"It is said luke and hten they kissed.

"That is sweet." Sadi soos.

"It is," said Grumepkte Stag. "Now let's get ovet to the workds and ve htem fro mthe time travelers!"

The group feltw down over to the Gravity Falls, and saw a bunch of sttormtroopers mowing down the time travelers.

"Oh no!" said Old Mat MyGuppet. "We created a worse threat to our lives!"

"What did that happen?" asked Ford.

"Someone must have tipped them off I think it was Boba Fett." Said Luke.

"I think so sos too." Said said Soos. "This is something to watch out for. We need to be careful with these kinds of things as they ten to fight against us."

"How are we going to kill them now?" ased Obi Wan.

"I have a plant!" said Luke. "Dipeer, you be my copilot! I will pilot, and Grunkel Stan will man the cannons. The rest will be in the wings as support."

"I like the sound of that" said Dorf. "Whatever you need us to do, we will do it. We ill br AT Your becon call. Just say the word and we will be there.'

"Perfect1' SAID Luek . "Now let's get dangerous!"

The ygot into their spotos and began to fire at the ennenenemies.

"ok!" said Flipper. "Let's shoot them down now"

"We can do this! I'll fly in and use the main gun! Grunkle Stan, do you have the other gun ready?" s

"I sure do!" said Grunkle Stan. "I love shooting!"

"Prefect!" said Luke. "Ok, team! We're going in!"

"Best of luck my love!" said Mabel.

"I am going to do this for you Maebl." Said Luke.

"HEY DUDe." Said Soos. "I think I see some let's kill them!"

"I am on it" said luke.

They dove in. the Stormtroopers saw the ship, and began to shoot their guns at it. it did nothng, and Luke shot them all dead down.

"We got them!" said Luke. "The battle has won and we clam victori!"

"Not just yet," said Oak Man McGucket. "There is another evil person down there who looks like that he is up to no good! We smut eradicate him with a taste of his own medicine but who is he?

Everyone looked down to see Darth Hideous, walking over to the town hall.

"You get out!" said Mayor Tyler. "I don't' want any of your evil going on here!"

"Yeah"! said the town peodo, shaking their fists in richous anger..

"I don't care," said the Darth. "I am in control now and I will add Gravy Falls to my evil empire. All power shall remain in mine. You can either die or join me. I will only offer this option."

"We'd rather die," said Tyler.

"So bee tit!" said The Emperor. He then raised his hands, preparing to do an evil and very devastatingly powerful sith lightning botl attack_!

"Oh no! said " Fort. "We need to save the mayo r! we can't have him die he is a good leader and a republican."

"Luke said" I will go down and safe him!:

"No!" said Obi Wan. "We cann't afford to lose someone as valuable in the war as you, young one. I will go down and fight him."

"You think so?" ased Dipper. "You didn't win against Darth Vaper when you fought hrim, what make you think that?"

"I will win," said

Obi Wan

"I know all of his powetres and his weaknesses. I have the upper hand in this fight. Besides, you and I have the similar powers Luke. Those magic powers, they are not truly magic. They are the Force. You ND I can do the same things. Watch me."

Obi Wand waved his magic lightsaver, and cloned himelf. Now, there were four Obi Wasps. They all jumped down from the ship, and landed in front of the Emperor.

"DO you think he cando ti?" asked Mable.

"I hope he can," said Luke, grabbing her hand.
"He has

Alit if power." Said Old MAN MCGUCKET

"He doesn"s aid Ford. "But will that be enough to beat Darht Hideous?

"We're just gong to have to wait and see." Said Luke. "I hope he can win. I mean, Darth Hideous is the most powerful person in Strat Wars. But to be fare, Obi Wan is pretty good two. Who knows? He might be able to win this fight, and come out victorius."

"Let's hope so," said Soo. "He seems like a really cool guy. I mean, he taught me so much."

"Well, well, well," said The Emperor. "I was wondering when you'd show up."

"I am full of surprises, Darth Hideous!" said Obi Wan.

"It's funny." Said The Emperor. "People call me Darth Hideous, but tthat will be nothing compared to the terrible amount of pain that I'm going to put you through! I, the mighty Bar-Toff Palpatinee, aka, Darht Hideous, will eb sure to wipe you off the fake of the eathr!"

"Piece of cek." Said Obi Wan, as his clones came out from hiding.

"Oh hahahahahahahahahaha hah aha h aha hah aha h hah hah ah hahah!" said The Emperor. "Is that all you've got to defeat me? Well come on, Obi Wan! I'm calling you out!"

"Come get me yo ubig chicken!" said Obi Wan.

"When's al lthe fighting gonna start?" ased Malebr. "I want to see them slice each other to pieces.

"Mebel." Sid Lue. "We just want to see Obi Wan slice Darth Hideous to pieces. We want Obi Wan to lvie."

"I'm sorry honey," said Mabel.

"She can get carried away some times, said Ford. "But don't' worry, she's harmless."

"Come on!" said Grunkle Stamm. "They're getting readyf otm cgihgtn!"

"Oh no!" said Soos. "hoW ARE THEY going to get out of this mess?"

"They won't" said Soos.

"I suppose not." Said Gippel Stip.

"Guys, guys, guys, guy," said Dipper. Pay attention.

"I SHALL NTO DO THE FIGHTING MYSELF," said The Emperor. "I have a minion to do that for me."

A giant machine man came out. He looked like a Darth Vader mixed with Darth Maul. The spikes on his head reached to two feet in length. He had two double edged sabers. One red, and one blue, representing the duality of his being. His glass eyes were soulless and balck.

"I present to you," said The Emperarr, "My greatest creation, Darth Slayer. Now, attack!"

"Darth Slayer!" said The Bobi Wants.

Darth Slayer Oberyed His smASERT. He charged at the Obi Wans, and cut the force clones to pieces, turning them into blue dust onto the ground

"Noooooooo!" screamed Obi Wan. "This cannot be! Why is this happening? How could this be? I cannot end like this!"

"YUou will" said Darth Slayer. "Master of mine, just give the word and he will die now,"

"Yes," said The Emeron. "Go do the deed. Kill him right now, and burn the body."

Obi Wan raised his harms, and let himself died. Darth Slayer cut hi mto pieces, and he died. Eeruon on the Falcon was terrified. Obi Wan was dead. They had no idea what to do.

"What xhould we doo "Aswk Dipper.

"I have no idea!" said Ford. "We have to avenge him but how R we going to do that?"

"We must attak." Said Luke.

"What?" aser you kidding me!""D;j said Grunkle Stand.

"We need to do this to saves the town of Gravity Falt!" said Luke. Without our help, it won't be able to tthrive or survive? How can we just sit back nd let all ofh tehse people die? Tell me this right now? Do you have any real reasons for them to die? Do tell me no!"

They all thought for a reason to bail on the people of Graity Falls. Finally, Old Man McGucket says, "Perhaps we should go down. Luke, I believe you can do it. Diaper and maple will go down wuith you.

They did, and they joined Luke as he was beamed down and apraocehd the Emperor a Darth Sayer.

"What? How can this bea?" asked the latter. "We need to stop doing this!"

"We shall now"! said The EMperdR. We ill keep going!"

"Very well, my master." Said Darth Slayer. "We shall continue to battle them. Shall I go kill them now?"

"Yes, yes! Do it now!" said The Emperor.

Darth Slayer did as he was told, and charged at Luke.

"Luke," said Dipper. "We need to fight back, do something now please."

"But don't hurt yourself!" said Marble. "I don't want to lose my precious boyfriend! What is a girl without a boyfriend?"

"Don't worry," sAId diPEPR. "He can take care of him."

The Emperor laffed. "Well well well," said The Emperor. "OIf it isn't Good O'l luke, my Grandson."

"GRANDSON?!" They all said.

"Yesm" he said. "Bil LCipher was my son. And nnow I shall bring my rightfull hair to the dark side. Come join me Luke ,and I will make your face the greatest in the galaxy. You know that you should join me. It's the only way. The only way to true and honest victory. Come on now, don't' sway away from me. I know that Bill wanted to poach you away, but failed. But I am more powerful than my son ever was. I killed Obi Han. I killed him dead. Think of all I could do to your enemies for you. Come on, come on. Join me."

"No! never!" said Luke. "I will never join you! I will never do that! I will stay strong, and I will never sway to the dark side! The dark side is evil, and wholly bad! I shall claim my eternal victory!"

"So be it," said The Emperor. "Darth Slayer, kill him!"

Darth Slayer nodded, and Luke transformed into his Bill form. He raised his arms up, and a giant fire hand, it burnt Darh Slayer so much that he died. Every won was surprised as they looked at the remains of the Darth Hideous's minion.

His bodiy laid on the ground like ghoulish mannequins, the esophagus and arteries sticking out like so much corrugated and rubber tubing. It looked as if a special effects team had worked over time for some Friday the thirteenth movie set,but that smell... That smell could only come from recently slaughtered animals. In this case the animals were human and their corpses were still warm, the blood thickening but not yet dried on their waxy skin.

"So you beat him?" asked The Emperor. "But now I shall beat you, despite the fact that you are much more powerful than I thinked." The Emperor unshiethed his lightsssaber as the rest of the crew came down from the Milenium Falcon.

"Are we too late?" asked Gruncel Stan.

"No," said Dipper. "It's just getting started. Go Luke we believe in you!"

Luke tuned each of his fingers into a lightsaber, and came at them with the attack.

The Emperor activated his lightsaber, and began attacking Luke. "You shall not defeat Datrht Hideous, aka the Emperor said he."

The two continued battling, equally matched they were. It looked as though no end would ever come. But they were about to.

"Guys!" said Luke. "I have an idea on how to beat this madman!"

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"Siad" tHE emperor.

"I WILL NTO BE THIS WAY! I WILL CONTINUE TO WIN! I WILL KILL YOU!"

"You will not!" said Luke. "IU shall continue to fight."

"How can we help him fight of this maniac of a madaman?" said Ford.

"We need to come up wit ha plan." Said Dipepr.

"Don't' worry," said Gurgle Stan. "I have the perfect plan on how to kill this evil maniac!"

"You do?" asked Old Manc MaOJDCet.

"Ok!" said

"Hey kid!" said Grunkle Stan, shpouting to Luke. "Lead him over to the millennium falcon! I have an idea!"

"Ok!" said Luke. "GO on, Darth Hideous! I will beat you!"

"No! You shall not! I will slice you to pieves!" said The Emperor.

Luke did as was advised, and led The Emperor over to the millennium falcon. As he did this, Grunkle Stan got inside, and waited for The Emperor to board.

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Luke led the Emperor. To the millennium falcon.

The Emperor then said." HUH? What's going on?"

Luke then shoved the Emperor into the millennium falcoln, and then Grunkle Stan pushed a button, pushed Luke out, and then locked the doors.

"No! No!" said The Emeport. "Let me out!"

"I will not" said Grunkle Stan. "I shall have you dead, I will die too but that's ok."

The Emperor was mad. He tried to use many incantations to break the door open. Wruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhekoq9ur8n35tv53vtnh 9t853unvg5u-9vg sxuahcsvnbfeql/kijobhyujfwn frrfun eroqjio erqiogrngrjb itomwb tmkroprkqgjtibqrgtkji gktkpo jgtoeqiji geqijoqegogr904i k[kopwqerokweqkpogqerww opkfgte'f pdvlk,mde JUIO KPW,0OFWPOOKkod" he said. But nothing worked.

The Emperor and Grunkle Stan were inside, and they were not able to get out.

"What's happening?" asked Soos.

"He's pushed the self-destruct button." Said Ford.

"No!" he can't do that!" said Mabel. "I don't' want to lose him! I want him to live! There has to be another way! We cannot have him die like this!

But it was too late. Grunkle Stan waved in the window, and the millennium falcon blue up, taking the two people inside with it. Everyone cheered, but then became sad as Stanley Pines was now dead. They all began to cry, except for Luke, who got up tot the Mayro'rs podium, and began to give a speech. He took his human form again, and then he said…

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"Friends!" said Luke. "We shall not be sad! He gave his life for us! Not as good as Jesus but still good! We shall honor his honorable memory! Whw was a great man who beinfited ys so much! I will know to keep him in my heart forever, as I advise all of you to do. I will remember GRUNGKle Stang for so long, and do not feel sad. He will be going to a good place. Mabel, you are the saddet, but I will be here for you and love you forever."

Everyone was moved by this. they cheered, and honored Luke so very much. Mabel ran up and hugged him;

"I knew I could count on you!" said Mabel. "I LVOE YOU"

"I love you two"s aid Luke.

"You are all the best" said a voice. Everyone turned around and gasped. It was Grunkle Stan. "Grunkle Stan!" said Ford. "You're alive! How is this?"

"I got out before it was too late," said Grunkle Stan. "It's all good. I am safe now, and I have a proposition."

"What is that?" ased Ford.

"I KNOW THAT this has bean very hard for us and all, btu we are going to prevail. The time travelers and empire are surely going to lose. We shall find them all over the earth and kill them. What do you say? Are you ip for another adventuere?"

Yeah!" said everyone.

The group got into the car, and drove away. They went theough the road, and began looking for the next evil in gravity falls. They continued to do so for the rest of summer.

It stuelly was a great summer, even toppign the original summer.

END CREDITS SONG:

[Verse 1]
I looked out this morning and the sun was gone
Turned on some music to start my day
I lost myself in a familiar song
I closed my eyes and I slipped away

[Chorus]
It's more than a feeling (more than a feeling)
When I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
'Till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away

[Verse 2]
So many people have come and gone
Their faces fade as the years go by
Yet I still recall as I wander on
As clear as the sun in the summer sky

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 3]
When I'm tired and thinking cold
I hide in my music, forget the day
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away

She slipped away

THA END

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