Freddie is spending the night at Sam and Cat's place
Cat: Freddie it was sweet of you to come spend the night with us.
Freddie: Yeah I had to convince my mom to let me.
Sam: Is she still over protective?
Freddie: Oh yeah. I don't get how T-Bo puts up with her.
Cat: Who's T-Bo?
Sam: Some friend of ours.
Freddie: He runs a smoothie shop and starting in 2011, he's been living with my mom.
Cat: Oh.
Sam: Yeah.
Cat's phone dings
Cat: Oh I have to go.
Sam: Where you going?
Cat: Robbie is taking me out for a date.
Freddie: Have fun.
Cat: Thanks.
Cat leaves
Sam: Freddie we're all alone you know.
Freddie: I know.
Sam: Since Cat went out with Robbie, you want to go to our room and have sex?
Freddie: Is that even a question?
Sam: Uhh.
Freddie: Yes I want to have sex with you. I don't care what my mom says. I'm not a kid anymore.
Sam: Yeah.
Freddie: Well let's get to it.
They head to the bedroom and onto Sam's bed
Freddie: Why does Cat have a picture of a guy who looks like a clown?
Sam: That's her acting teacher at Hollywood Arts. His name is Sikowitz.
Freddie: Ahh. Hollywood is weird.
Sam: Yeah. Okay get your clothes off.
Freddie takes his clothes off as does Sam but they leave their underwear on and Sam leaves her bra on
Sam: Whoa mama did you get muscular since we last saw each other?
Freddie: Why yes I have.
Sam: Okay time to start.
Sam and Freddie start making out
Freddie: Oh yeah this feels so nice.
Sam: Yeah I missed doing this.
Freddie: Me too.
Sam: Oh fuck me harder Fredbaby.
Freddie: You got it.
Sam and Freddie are now on top of each other
Sam: Yeah I like that. Now let me suck your dick.
Freddie: Bueno.
Freddie whips out his dick and Sam begins sucking on it
Sam: Oh mama like.
Freddie: Te amo. (I love you)
Sam: También te quiero. (I love you too)
They continue to have sex as Cat and Robbie walk in
Cat: Hey I forgot my (Cat and Robbie sees Sam and Freddie making out) Oh my god!
Sam: CAT?!
Freddie: Hola!
Robbie: What were you two doing?
Sam: Nothing.
Cat: Why are you guys naked?
Freddie: Uhh...
Robbie: You were having sex weren't you?
Sam: Okay you caught us.
Cat and Robbie: Sam and Freddie sitting in a tree. SEDDIE.
Sam and Robbie: (mocking voice) Cat and Robbie sitting in a tree. CABBIE.
Cat: There's my purse.
Robbie: Have fun making out.
Cat and Robbie walk out
Sam: At least Cat and Robbie won't tell.
Freddie: I was thinking my mom was here.
Sam: Why would she barge in?
Freddie: Uh she always barged in Spencer's apartment without knocking.
Sam: Oh yeah.
Freddie: Wanna continue making out?
Sam: Uh yeah.
They continue making out
Freddie: Oh this feels so nice.
Sam: Yeah it does.
Freddie: I love you, Sam.
Sam: I love you too, Freddie.