Don't Own Rwby, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
"Powerful Creatures Speaking, like a dragon or a god"
Divinity System
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)
"WHY THE HELL ARE THERE TWO GIRLS OUTSIDE?!" Summer shouts.
"I-I DON'T KNOW?!" I shout back. "IT'S TWO OF THOSE CRAZY GIRLS FROM THE VYTAL FESTIVAL!"
"How did they even find us?" Qrow asks with a small hand gesture as he sits in the corner eating a bowl of cereal.
"I don't know! Why the hell does that schnee girl want to marry me?! I DON'T WANT TO BE FORCED TO BE ALL PROPER! THAT SOUNDS AGONIZING!"
"W-WE CAN'T JUST LEAVE THEM OUTSIDE IN GRIMM INFESTED TERRITORY!" Summer shouts.
"WHY NOT?!" I ask back.
"Not making a very good god case here, Deus." Qrow hums.
"And like you'd know that, follower number sixty-three... not even a damn fanatical follower like Summer... cheap bastard." I grumble under my breath.
"Language!" Summer snaps, she has been trying to curb my and Qrow's swearing even when Cinder isn't around.
We have apparently calmed down after out little shouting escapade.
"What do we do?" I ask, shoulders slumping under the weight of dealing with the Schnees.
Plan 'become the sole father of Rwby' was NOT supposed to actually happen! It was just a joke!
"Why don't we let them in, let them explain, then decide what happens from there?" Summer starts. " and if you don't like it, then you can use your god powers to shunt them to... oh, I don't know, Atlas maybe? They were from there, right?"
"A-Alright... g-good plan... that might work... I just don't want to deal with having to learn WHY THEY USE MORE THAN THREE DIFFERIENT FUCKING FORKS!"
I turn around and open the door again.
"Y-You're a god?!"
I slam the door again and spin around again.
Summer and Qrow look a little caught off guard.
"AAAAAAA-"
"De- Deus calm down!" Summer shouts.
"HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!"
Qrow points the spoon at me.
"Is that door soundproofed?"
"…"
"…"
"…"
"You are sort of shouting, man." He shrugs.
"Fuck." I frown.
I slowly turn around and let out a long breath, then open the door. "Alright, come in. What the hell do you two want?"
I step aside, allowing the two girls to slowly climb up inside the mobile home.
I run my hands over my face and sit down in one of the recliners.
With a wave of my hands, the driver seat and the passenger seat are spun around and clicked into place, granting two additional spaces. "Sit, tell me what you need and maybe I'll be able to do something about it."
They awkwardly look around as they take a seat.
"S-So, this is where you have been for the past month?"
"Yeah?" I ask. "What about it."
"I-I have never seen anything... like this... before." Willow slowly states.
"That's because I literally made it from nothing." I snort. "Allow me to properly introduce myself, my name is Asmodeus, and I am the god of reflection, perspective, and recently, Creation and Life."
"Y-You're actually a god?!" The faunus woman asks.
"Yeah. Now, what can I help you with?"
Kali looks to Willow then back over to me.
"A-Asmodeus... I-I want- no... I need you to marry me." Willow says with a small frown.
"Why's that?" I blink.
"My father... wishes to marry me off to a competitor's son in order to secure a union between our two families." She explains.
"Alllllright... so how is this my problem?"
"My condition was that if I was able to come in first place at the Vytal Festival, I would be allowed to remain a huntress." She frowns as she brushes a hand through her hair. "You defeated us singlehandedly... we were forced to fight a god when we were expecting normal people... it was quite unfair, and I believe you should take responsibility."
"The Vytal festival was canceled because of a big snake... even if you didn't lose a single match, they would have argued that because you never technically won, you would still have to marry whoever your father chose." I shrug. "Plus, I have a girlfriend, and I'm happy with our current relations-."
Summer covers my mouth with one hand. "Go on?"
I move her hand and point at her. "No, Summer! Bad. None of that."
"B-But Deus! Y-you need faith to survive, right? And having a position in a company that supplies dust, the very material used to fight off the grimm, y-you'd get tons of faith, right? I-I just don't want to lose you."
"Summer, I don't really need faith to survive anymore... I've got to a point where I'll never drop below a medium strength demigod even if everyone stopped believing in me... believe me, the only reason I'm not just lazing about doing nothing, or hell, maybe even starting a family, is because I really do want to help people... admittedly getting more faith is pretty cool, it makes it so I can create more than just a simple truck every year, but I don't need it... all I need is enough power to protect you... and I am probably the most powerful being on this planet right now."
I tap my chin. "Well, unless those two assholes who will not be named come back."
I blink away the thoughts and turn to the girl in question. "Anyways, Summer... I'm not getting a harem."
I turn back to the two girls. "I don't see how I can help you, seeing as how I am already in a relationship, I am happy with, so why don't I just send you all over to Atlas, and we can all just avoid this nonsense entirely."
"Deus... you have to help them... nobody should be forced to have an unloving marriage... reduced to nothing more than a trophy wife." Summer sighs.
"You do realize if I marry her, our marriage would be unloving, right?" I ask with a frown. "Literally nothing would change. She's just trading one man for another... hell, I probably know less about her than whoever her fucking father is choosing."
"But you are a good person... you'd try to get to know her, you actually care about her feelings."
"You aren't marrying me for my father's company... you are marrying me so other people cannot... I-I really don't even care if you don't love me, I am desperate, all I ask is that you help me get away from my suiters, and maybe, if you wish, give me a heir? I-if you don't want to t-that's fine... you don't even need to stay with me, go to any meetings, or even be seen by any media... you just need to legally get married to me, then I-I'd be fine."
"Mn." I hum, disinterestedly. "Look, you are a beautiful woman, but frankly, I have no real attachment to you and I basically get nothing in return for getting myself legally bonded to you... what about you... Kali was it?"
"I want to join your harem!" The girl hums.
"…"
"What the actual hell is wrong with females as a whole." I whisper to myself.
"Lucky prick." Qrow calls from the table in the background.
'L-Like is there something wrong with me?! Is there some sort of astral force pranking me?!'
Gods have a certain aura that attracts those of the opposite gender. They have perfect skin, great proportions, and have a minor ability to alter another's perception to lust.
'oh, son of a-'
"Why?!" I ask the cat-eared girl with a look of pained confusion on my face.
"You're hot and seem fun, plus you saved Azure's life." The girl shrugs. "But I'll only do it if help Willow."
"You do realize you just gave me a reason to not do it, right?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
"Are you suuuure?" The girl hums as she leans forwards. "I can be quite... persuasive."
"I-If you are looking for more faith... maybe I could... help you gain more followers?" Willow speaks up.
"How?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
"Seeing as how apparently you don't want to be seen as the god, yet still want the faith from it, I-I was thinking that maybe you could build things a-as the god of creation... ancient relics... and as the head of the schnee dust corporation I could send explorers out to look for dust veins, then they can just so happen to find them?"
"Hrm... alright that's one good reason... Anything else?"
"Two hot girls to bed~?" Kali asks with a grin.
I give her a half-lidded glare and let out a long sigh.
"I really don't want to do this, but if you are saying I can just keep doing what I want, and not get tied down somewhere, then fine." I sigh, glancing over to the neko in the room. "But I am doing this for the faith, nothing else."
'also still want to low-key become the sole father of team Rwby...'
"Sure, you are." The cat-girl smirks.
"T-THANK YOU!" The white haired girl shouts as she clears the short distance between us and hugs me.
"…"
Your Divine Rank has increased by 1
'and thus I am at rank fifty-two... still no sign of more lesser divine abilities or moderate ones...'
"Oh, great... a third fanatic... officially she's now more valuable than you are, Qrow." I scoff.
"Fuck off." Comes his pointed reply.
I let out a long sigh as I pat the girls back then look to Kali. "You aren't worshiping me as well?"
"W-Weeeelllll you might be fit, hot, and strong, buuuut I don't feel like you have done enough god stuff for me to consider you one just yet... I mean, sure, you beat me and my team in a four versus one, killed the first titan in decades with two punches, teleported half way across the- oh my... you're actually a god... you weren't being arrogant or joking..."
"Yep." I nod.
"mn." She pouts.
"Anyways... I guess you can stay here if you really want... these two chairs recline back, so I guess you can sleep here if you want."
I pry myself away from Willow quite easily, then let out a sigh. "Do you need blankets or anything?"
"N-No" the white haired girl stutters. "We've brought our own sleeping bags."
"I'd like a blanket." Kali shrugs.
With a wave of my hand, a blanket rapidly forms, then I simply toss it towards Kali.
"Now, I need to go think of some lore and ancient murals I am going to place in these temples." I state as I turn around walk towards the bedroom.
I turn and faceplant onto the king-sized bed.
Summer snuggles her head against my shoulder. "Hey Deus... I know we did it... sort of recently... a-and you didn't really seem that thrilled about it- but would you like to maybe... slip out and-"
"I'm not against sex, Summer, it was enjoyable... but post nut clarity is just the worse and I was having an existential episode about being a seventeen-year-old parent was torturing me... honestly I was so spooked of you for a while because you just don't seem to give a shit... also the shift between shy Summer and lusty Summer was just a little bit jarring."
"…"
She sucks air through her teeth quietly whispers. "Oh fuck."
I inhale sharply. "You... forgot how babies where made... didn't you?"
"W-Who knows, I-I might not be pregnant at all."
I turn my head slightly and give her a deadpan stare. "You're an idiot..."
She blushes and turns her head. "A-Alright... mayhaps I went a little overboard."
"There you go being all shy again." I scoff. "Hurry up and pick one."
"Can't I be both?!" The girl responds. "What's stopping me."
"Can both of you shut up?" Raven asks from my other side with a small growl. "I'm trying to sleep."
I cast a small glare at Raven, "You could always sleep somewhere else, you know?"
One of her red eyes open for a moment, then closes again as she presses her face back into my arm, refusing to even dignify that with a reply.
My head returns to the pillow as I let out a long sigh. 'hey... at least Ruby and Yang will be the same age this time... ugh... well, I guess something wild was bound to happen... at least Summer will get an actual family again.'
'wait could I technically stop them from having- oh wait... that's called abortion... hard pass on that.'
"W-Willow?!" A maid exclaims as the white haired girl walk down the hallway, the sound of her heels clacking on the tiled floor as I walk behind her with my hands in my pockets.
"Yes, I have returned... where is my father?"
"H-He is in his office, miss." The woman stutters.
We silently walk through the building until we reach a door.
Willow knocks on the door and after a moment of waiting...
"Enter."
She opens the door and walks inside,
"Willow?!"
"Father..." She nods, only to freeze as she notices someone else in the room.
"Ah, Willow my dear! I was so worried for you!" A younger sounding voice from the first exclaims.
"Gele." She states with a small frown.
"W-Willlow!" The older voice exclaims with a hearty laugh. "It's good to have you back my dear, have you finally realized that this is for the best?"
'I want to die. This is the worst. I've probably got two kids back at home and I'm doing something that will result in a third.'
'ugh. Sex... the bane of my existence, yet the thing that gives me life... or you know... gave me life... eheh... oh gods I'm a parent... a legitimate one... actually how is this any different than just taking care of Cinder? I mean, sure, I'll have to take care of three children now... instead of just one... and they'll be demigods... but... I honestly don't really see any other things that makes this worse than just Cinder.'
Willow simply lays a stack of papers down on the table. "No. I have come to simply notify you that I have been wed."
"What?"
"You may come in now." She calls towards the door.
I wordlessly walk through and stand beside her.
A white-haired man with a beard and blue eyes looks to me with a slightly annoyed expression. "So... who might this be?"
"My name is Asmodeus." I glance towards Jacques with a small smile, he has blackish-grey hair... looks like he didn't start to dye it until he joined the company.
He also looks even older than Willow by three or four years... which is sort of creepy.
Though, I mean... willow is also three or four years older than me.
Which is sort of creepy.
His eyebrow twitches as his hands clench. "You married this unknown, worthless ruffian?! We had an agreement!"
I snort at his outrage. "I'm not some 'worthless ruffian', friend, I have record breaking aura capacity, defeated four students years above me in terms of training in a four on one, then killed a grimm serpent the size of Atlas with two punches, saving potentially millions of lives and the entire city of Vacuo... if anything, I am the king of ruffians... who are you supposed to be."
"I am Jacques, Ville Gele... heir to the Gele dust factories. I will not have low born like yourself speak to me in this manner." He growls.
"Cool. What are you going to do about it?"
He freezes for a moment as I look to Willow's father.
"Oh, by the way, you've got a serious case of miner's lung and are probably going to die within a year or two." I state with an almost upbeat hum.
The man flinches. "How did you kn-"
"Reflecting sickness to wellness." I smirk with a snap of my fingers.
The older man blinks for a moment as a purple outline surrounds him, he moves his hands slightly, then rolls his shoulders. "My word! M-My arthritis is gone."
"Plus, you've probably got at least another thirty to forty years before you die... instead of one year, three months, two days, six hours, twenty seven minutes, and ten seconds... nine seconds... eight seconds... seven second-"
"I-I think he got the point, Dear." Willow forcefully hums.
"mn." I shrug.
The man smiles up at me. "Well, after granting me such a gift, I guess I have no choice but to approve of the two of you."
"B-But what about our agreement?!"
"It was made when I feared I could die at any moment... now that my fear has been removed, I find my daughter's happiness more important than a merger with your family's factories... I have no need to find an immediate heir, and the Schnee Dust Corporation already has a considerable amount of wealth, so your family's... 'cheaper and more efficient' way of purifying dust won't be needed... We'll do it ourselves like we always have." The man states with a slight glint to his eye. "You may leave whenever you wish... I need to get acquainted with my new son in law."
'I have made a mistake.'
The boy fumes, clenching his fist. "Excuse me, please"
He walks directly past me with a glare.
'ah yes, fuck you too, Jacques. No reason for the white fang to target the SDC this time.'
'I wonder how Salem is doing.'
Pov: Elsewhere
A woman lays on her bed, slowly flicking through a book with a look of contained excitement on her face.
She... looks a lot better than she used to... her hair tied up into a simple ponytail instead of the six dicked bun monstrosity it was, and the black lines across her face have faded, leaving her with nearly spotless pearl white skin.
She is wearing nothing more than a white nightgown as she lazes about in her room.
Her door opens.
"M-My queen?" An older looking man with a robotic eye peeks into the room.
The woman freezes in place. "…"
"Speak." She commands after a moment of pondering.
"I-it has been a while since you have actively pushed against the forces of humanity and I was wondering if-"
"Yeah, yeah, sounds good... do what you want." The woman waves off as she flips a page.
"So, I should attack mountain Glenn with my army of mutated grimm?"
"Mn." The woman hums.
"My Queen?"
"Yeah, yeah, sure... sounds good." The woman waves off.
"A-Are you sure? Wouldn't Ozpin expect this?"
"Mhm." Salem nods absentmindedly.
"S-So your plan is for me to fail?!"
"Yep." The woman nods again without looking up from her book.
The man scratches his chin and thinks "Of course! the only possible way I could fail here, is if Ozpin pulled resources from elsewhere to rebuff my attack, thus that would allow you to make a surgical strike to punch cleanly through the weakened defense elsewhere! Its genius! We either take down mountain glenn, or damage something elsewhere!"
"Mhm." The woman hums, not even paying attention to the short scientist.
"I will stop bothering you now, my queen."
"Please do." She states with a small glare, as that had been the first sentence besides 'M-My queen' she had registered as actual words and not 'wah wah wah wah'.
Her glare ends as the door fully closes, then she simply just returns to her manga.
*Flick*
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*Flick*
She looks up briefly, blinking and wondering if Merlot had said something actually important... something about attacking Mountain Glenn? That's a fucking stupid idea... why would they need to destroy the city when they built it around a mountain that has a titan sleeping within it? she shrugs and goes back to reading. She must have misheard... he can't be that stupid, can he?
*Flic-
Dear guest that copy pasted the entire fucking chapter into the review with literally nothing added: Fucking stop. Thank you.
That makes me a little suspicious that someone is posting this elsewhere...
Anyways, back at it again with the 1-2 day gap between updates... fun!
Yeah yeah, I'll pace myself...
This was just mostly done so I decided to finish it up really quick.
Also I can't really do much writing today because I've got a very nice D&D session in like 4 hours and I want to take a small nap beforehand... so at the very least don't expect a chapter for Monday or, hell, even Tuesday. It'll be out when it's done and all that.
Guest reviews:
Some bot Maybe: you are telling me that she wouldn't get pissed enough to yeet Qrow for putting pseudo-daughter in danger?
PersonMcPerson: Yeah, Adam could have been a good villain, but they sort of ruined it... I mean, I actually get why he fights with the whole branding thing (And he also apparently fights without depth perception... so think about that for a second), but they shouldn't have turned him into a yandere boyfriend.
Guest 001: you are basically saying that you wished he started as an over deity. Sorry, but even if this is a 'gamer system with different level up' I did say it had gamer elements in it so I don't see how it is 'misleading'
AL: Cinder is a precious child. And is a small joy to write... sadly there's a slight lack of her in this chapter, but eh she'll probably be back eventually.
I'll see you all when I finish the next chapter... Bye!