A/N: Yet another idea that has been bugging me for weeks. Feedback and reviews are always appreciated. Thanks for your patience.

In case you're wondering about the appearances of certain characters… search 'Kotobukiya Horror Bishoujo' You'll get the idea relatively quickly I think.

Big thanks to Beta Reader Kenchi Narukami.

Warning: Potentially explicit scenes and sexual harassment.

Chapter one: Pilot. Part one.

In an unknown location, Kushina Uzumaki quietly sat within her cell, staring hard at the wall as though she were trying to melt it with her vision alone. Beyond the glass wall, her 'neighbor' stared at her with vacant and soulless eyes, a kitchen knife between her fingers as she stood there, so still and quiet, one would think she was a statue.

Kushina glanced up at her neighbor and scoffed, the woman on the other side of the glass was a tall woman with brown hair in a messy ponytail with long bangs framing her face, she wore a black tank top and a pair of mechanics overalls with boots. She was known as 'Michelle Myers'.

The crimson haired woman couldn't help but laugh at her predicament. Many centuries ago, entities known as the 'Old gods' gave the Uzumaki's power and authority over countless entities and evils from the world, ranging from monsters, notable killers, and so forth. And in exchange the gods requested the Uzumaki's to use this power to give them sacrifices to sustain them.

The Uzumaki clan agreed, and used their power to punish countless criminals ranging from rapists, murderers, war criminals, the worst kinds of scum in society. Over time, it had somehow or other become a game to appease the bloodlust of the gods who also seemed to feed off of the pain and suffering and emotions of the sacrifices. And so the Uzumaki clan would elect a 'Game master' in order to organize and control the events in order to ensure only the guilty and wicked were punished and that collateral damage be mitigated if at all possible.

After the fall of Uzu, Kushina appointed herself as the Game Master, and quietly continued the games and, incidentally, during her time in the Shinobi wars earned herself the nickname as 'The Evil Uzumaki' for her brutality and cruel treatment and torturing of certain POWs and enemy combatants. But then..! She gets killed when some masked creep rips the Kyuubi out of her. She gladly sacrificed herself to protect her precious child… but it seemed the gods weren't done with her.

They were so deeply amused by her killings and her games that they decided to make her a part of them… directly. They breathed life back into her body and reformed her to serve as one of the many 'Horrors' to serve the next Game master along with all the other monsters and horrors that would soon be at the disposal of her son. Speaking of which, time was pretty funny down here in the dark. How old was he now? Would he forgive her for not being there for him? Was he treated well? Because if not… blood would fill the streets of Konoha.

For now, she and all of her horrific kin were stuck here in limbo until Naruto came of age. And she had a very strong feeling… that day would be coming very soon. She was actually looking forward to being released, soon the world would know that Kushina lives.

Then… something 'shifted' in the endless prison. As though a great presence had swept over the many horrors that waited. And they all sensed the same thing. The time had come. The next Game Master was coming.

Elsewhere. Konoha Academy.

Naruto sighed as he tried to keep his eyes open while Iruka droned on and on about the founding of Konoha. A lecture that the scarred Chunin had repeated during countless classes. The blonde slowly sank in his seat as he tried his best… and failing to keep himself from falling asleep.

He glanced over to the side and saw that numerous other students seemed to be in the same boat, with a few having already drifted away into dreamland, though whether the students sawing logs were outright ignored or were being given special treatment by the teachers was anyone's guess. All of a sudden, a fire alarm started ringing loudly, which snapped everyone from their sleepy states as a sudden confused and panicked clamoring came from a number of Naruto's classmates.

Iruka gave a small glare at Naruto, as though he were wishing to blame the boy for this but since he had been in class the entire time, he had no proof to accuse him with. Both Chunin teachers instructed everyone to leave in a single file formation, though a number of students… largely the fangirls had already scrambled out the door, some of them screaming they were too young or pretty to die.

Naruto got up from his seat and began to march out as well, though he decided to go in the opposite direction in order to avoid the risk of being trampled to death by any more panicked students.

As he walked away, he suddenly felt his foot drop through empty air, and when he looked down he found himself quickly falling down some kind of chute. He yelled in surprise as he descended down the shaft and then he landed in a chair. "Umm… what the hell just happened?" He asked himself as he squinted his eyes, trying to get them to adjust to the darkness within the room.

"Where's the lights when you…" He began to ask himself and was stopped when the lights flicked on, his vision was blurred for a bit and then readjusted. He found himself sitting in some kind of control room. There were dozens of monitors and buttons, and across from him was some kind of control panel with a microphone attached.

"Great. Where's the manual for this shit?" He muttered since technology wasn't exactly his strong suit, and he didn't want to randomly push buttons and accidentally cause the place to explode… then a nearby cabinet popped open revealing a booklet titled 'Instructions'

Blinking a few times, Naruto wondered if this control room responded to vocal commands. Deciding to give it a go he randomly asked "How about some soda to wet my whistle?" Upon his request, a space in the desk popped open and an ice cold bottle of soda appeared. The blonde accepted the bottle and gave a low whistle of surprise. He popped open the bottle and took a few sips then proceeded to read through the instructions that had been provided.

The first passage read as follows: Congrats to you for receiving the title of 'Game Master' it is now your responsibility to appease the gods by giving them sacrifices at your discretion. We recommend targeting criminals including but not limited to, missing ninjas, child molestors, rapists, murderers, et cetera. As Game Master, you now have official authority, given by the Uzumaki clan to control the numerous entities dubbed 'Horrors' provided by the gods to give them sacrifices. Good luck, and long live our sacred Uzu!

Naruto blinked his eyes several times and wondered if this was someone's idea of a prank… if it was it was certainly elaborate in nature. Still… gods? An Uzumaki clan? This was… it was certainly something. He had never heard of an Uzumaki clan before. His musing was interrupted when he heard something tapping, he looked up through the glass and could see a faint shape just outside. "Turn on the lights out there." He requested, and on command, the area outside the control room was immediately illuminated.

The whiskered teen gaped in shock as he saw an almost endless prison filled with all manner of creatures, some appeared to be human, others… much less so. But one crimson haired figure in particular was smiling at him from the other side of the glass, trapped in some kind of cube shaped cell. She waved at him and then gestured down, pointing towards the microphone in front of him. Growing curious he clicked on the button and spoke into the mic "Can you hear me in there?"

The woman smiled warmly, which put him at ease as she replied back, her voice being carried through by a nearby set of speakers "Loud and clear Naruto-kun." He almost jumped in his seat in surprise, the bottle of soda dropping from his hands and spilling onto the floor… she had called him by name. She KNEW him by name.

"Who are you?!" He demanded to know as he shouted through the mic creating a small bit of feedback. The woman winced a bit from the sound, but her smile came back in fully as she answered "My name is Kushina Uzumaki. I built this facility some years ago… and I am your mother."

He blinked his eyes a few times, stunned into silence by her words. Finally, he asked the only question that came to his mind "So… you have been a prisoner down here the whole time?"

"Essentially yes, but I died first, reformed into a Horror by the gods and then I was dumped down here to wait for you. Guess the sadistic bastards have their own twisted sense of humor. I am truly sorry I wasn't there for you. And I'd have given anything to have the chance at raising you. But there are certain rules in place that I have to follow, regardless if I want to or not. Otherwise I would have clawed my way back topside and scooped you into my arms." She spoke in a sincere tone.

From the love and warmth in her voice alone, mixed with some grief, he could tell that she was speaking the truth. "I see. It's not all your fault. But… what happened exactly? How did you erm… 'die' to begin with?" He asked his mother.

Kushina then gave him the long explanation of their origins, about the Uzumaki clan and their rise to almost becoming the sixth Major Shinobi nation to their subsequent fall after being overwhelmed by a coalition of other Villages. She told him of her childhood, her meeting the man who would be her husband, her long and bloody career during the Shinobi wars and her time as the previous Game Master. And finally she gave all the grisly details about what happened the night Naruto was born.

As the blonde listened, he found himself having mixed feelings. He was happy to know his parents had never abandoned him, he understood why he was made to be the Jinchuuriki, he was furious that all of this was deliberately withheld from him, though he still understood why certain pieces of information was withheld about his history, but he was still pissed off about it. "So… why now? How come I was brought here now of all times?" He asked since that question was still unanswered.

"A Game master became an integral part of the Sacrifice ritual. An Uzumaki was elected to watch over and supervise everything, if the countless horrors here were to be set loose without any form of authority or leadership to guide them, they would likely kill without discrimination. The second you came of age, which so happened to be today, you were likely guided here by the gods themselves to continue where I left off." His mother explained as she performed some stretches, making her large bust bounce around a bit causing him to blush.

Damned teenage hormones! He couldn't think of his mother like that! Come to think of it… today was his birthday, and he was now fifteen, which was considered to be the 'age of consent' by Konoha's standards.

"Awwww. Look at him! He's blushing! So cuuuuute. And those whisker marks are so fucking adorable, I just want to chew then off!" Cackled another female voice, prompting the blonde to look and spot a woman in another cell, wearing and black and white striped tailcoat with neon green hair, casually filing her nails while looking his form up and down.

"Hey there sweetie. Call me BJ. Let me out of here and I'll do some deliciously dirty and vile things to you that I can only describe as grotesquely pornographic in nature. Lemme start by sucking your lollipop." She spoke in a husky voice and emphasized the last word with a loud pop and then licked her lips hungrily as she eyed him like a piece of meat. Her words causing the blonde's body to stiffen up… among other things inside his pants.

Kushina glared harshly at the green haired woman, if she wasn't stuck in a cage, she would certainly be punishing the bitch. "That's Beetlejuice. BJ for short. Ignore her, she's a sexual deviant, but she has her uses. Her abilities were most useful in creating such an elaborate operation." The female Uzumaki explained, causing her son to nod in understanding. Now understanding a bit better why someone had to be in charge.

"Is everyone here like you BJ?" The blonde asked with a raised eyebrow, his question causing the trickster to laugh almost maniacally as she held her sides.

"Honey, NO ONE is like me. But believe it or not… everyone in here is kraaaaazaaaay." She explained and started making a 'cuckoo' noise, making the blonde sweat-drop a bit. The green haired pervert then continued speaking "If it weren't for the rules we were all shackled by, I would've been long gone by now. My pussy is screaming for a dicking! And my fingers aren't helping my itching." Beetlejuice grumbled as she rubbed her crotch, letting out a vulgar moan.

"Umm… what rules is she talking about?" The blonde asked in hopes of changing the subject, feeling hot and bothered by BJ's crass nature. Wait a sec… isn't BJ also short for..? Yikes. The perversion was becoming infectious.

His mother cleared his throat and explained "All those who are bound by the gods, and by extension the Uzumaki clan are typically bound by four rules.

1. No one of Uzumaki blood, or under the protection of an Uzumaki, is to be harmed.

2. No children are to be harmed. (Unless they have already come of age. IE, obtaining their Shinobi headband and entering adulthood for example.)

3. We cannot leave confinement without the permission of our selected Gamemaster.

4. Any additional rules or instructions set by the Gamemaster, are to be followed."

At the end of his mother's explanation, he nodded in understanding and slumped in his seat. Feeling exhausted as his brain tried to absorb everything that had been told or otherwise transpired… this was much like something out of a manga or an anime, which in countless cases tended to throw logic out of the window.

"This is… pretty crazy. And now I have to start arranging for people to be killed? Do I really have the right to judge who lives and dies?" He muttered as he questioned the morality of sending these so-called 'Horrors' to kill people, regardless of whether the people who died were indeed guilty of their crimes, it was still wrong to take a life. Any life.

"Who knows? But think about it like this, if we don't provide. The gods will take. We don't give them their dues, they'll feast indiscriminately on human lives. By sacrificing the wicked we save humanity as a whole, and we also save any potential victims those scum may target in the future. Is it not worth it to sacrifice a few people who are evil to the core, to save countless innocent people who have done no wrong?" Kushina questioned as she drew her favored katana from its sheathe a bit, making a clicking sound.

She did make a strong argument. The choice of 'right' and 'wrong' often got blurry in the line of work Shinobi were in, so much so that they almost became irrelevant. In certain situations there was only 'choice' and 'consequence'. Naruto sighed and came to the conclusion that his mother was right, this operation needed to be properly controlled so it could only target those who deserved to die, and the innocent would be relatively safe. Not to mention he was certain that there were a number of criminals that eluded the law, either due to 'lack of evidence' or technicalities or from the influence of corrupt and/or apathetic figures who were supposed to enforce the law of the land.

He decided that he needed to give this a test run, surely there was someone out there that needed to be targeted? He once again consulted the instruction manual for more details while both Kushina and Beetlejuice waited patiently, carefully observing the whiskered teen. Naruto discovered that the devices in here were connected to a complex system that somehow piggybacked off of the mental influence of an entity called Pennywise that could manipulate the mental states of people within the village and read their minds, and through the powers of Freddy Kruger's ability to travel within a person's dreamscape which provided almost limitless information on every single individual in Konoha.

Plus it seemed that Beetlejuice's own reality warping abilities allowed his mother to quickly create a wide array of entrances/exits, traps, camera feeds, and from this very room he could hack virtually any electronic device with a few taps of a keyboard. Seemed like magic and science worked quite well together when applied correctly. All he had to do now was either choose his intended victim himself, or he could request for a recommended target and the system would provide a suitable target.

Then he just needed to choose a 'Horror' to hunt down and kill the target(s) and upon death, the victims souls would be claimed by the old gods. Talk about easy. He looked back up to speak with his mother but found that her cell seemed to have drifted off someplace else… were the cells kept in some kind of pocket dimension just outside the control room or something. He tilted his head in confusion when he saw the figure of a young looking ballerina dancing in her cell, making him wonder why she was amongst the many monsters. When she turned around he saw that she completely lacked a face, it was nothing but smooth flesh, almost like she was a mannequin… that is until she made a hissing sound and revealed a tunnel-like mouth revealing several rows of sharp teeth before it closed back and showed her featureless face again.

Naruto gulped a bit, then spoke to no one in particular "Umm… please summon Kushina Uzumaki to the control room?" On his request, there was a soft ping sound followed by what sounded like the suction of a vacuum as a tube appeared in the middle of the room and the form of his mother was quickly deposited inside the control room. As soon as the tube cleared, his mother immediately rushed towards him and scooped him up into a hug, her large breasts almost completely enveloping his head.

"You have no idea how long I waited for this moment! I am deeply ashamed that I wasn't there for you as your mother, but I promise to be with you now and forevermore." She spoke softly, gently rubbing the top of his head as he returned the embrace, feeling the love and care from her as she held tightly to him. After a few moments, they broke apart with the blonde clearing his throat as he bit his tongue, almost blurting out how soft and warm her breasts were. Reminding himself that he shouldn't think dirty thoughts of his mother.

"Erm, recommend a target." He requested the system, trying to move things along as he turned and tried to hide his reddening face from his mother which didn't go unnoticed by her, but she made no comment about it since she didn't want to embarrass him any further. Beetlejuice had already done plenty of that. After a few moments a screen came to life and showed the picture of… Mizuki?

Naruto was surprised to see that one of his Chunin teacher's had appeared, after seeing a list of his crimes, it was quickly revealed that the silver haired Chunin was involved with Orochimaru and had made arrangements to steal the Forbidden scroll and sell it for a large amount of money. There was also an additional note, stating that Mizuki had plans to manipulate either Naruto himself or Sasuke Uchiha into stealing the Forbidden scroll and becoming the Chunin's scapegoat.

"Try and bamboozle me, eh Mizuki? We'll see about that." Naruto muttered as he laced his fingers together, then he grew a bit curious about something as a random thought had crossed his mind… Did his other teacher Iruka have any skeletons in his closet? He would have to check on that later on. For now, he'd be sure to send a very special 'parting gift' to his soon-to-be-Ex teacher Mizuki.

But first… "How many Horrors are in here?" He asked and then another compartment in the desk popped open revealing a rather large book that was titled 'Horror Encyclopedia' undoubtedly a compendium of all the entities, creatures and such other things that had been collected over the years. Time for some light reading.

Later that night.

In the apartment of Mizuki, the Chunin himself sighed tiredly as he slumped into his couch. After discovering that the alarm was falsely triggered at the Academy, and having to calm down a bunch of hysterical Sasuke fangirls, and dealing with Iruka's bitching about Naruto playing hooky, the silver haired man just wanted to get wasted.

He got up and went to the kitchen to get a beer, there was a knock on his door. Growling in annoyance, he went over to it and looked through the peephole and found nobody there. Quirking up an eyebrow, he cracked open the door ever so slightly to get a better look… and found a very large package waiting for him at his doorstep.

Mizuki knew that he hadn't ordered anything lately, and the package clearly had his name and address labeled on it so it wasn't delivered to the wrong place. Could it have been a gift from somebody? The Chunin quickly snatched up the box and brought it inside, and quickly ripped off the wrapping paper. Inside the box was some kind of sex doll that was about four feet tall and looked like a lolita schoolgirl with red pigtails tied by ribbins, blue overalls with red stockings on its legs and a pair of red sneakers.

He had no idea who would send him a fucking sex toy of all things… but he was currently on the outs with his girlfriend and it would indeed be a shame to let it go to waste. And it did seem very high quality. A perverted grin came across his face as he popped open the top of the box and gently lifted the doll out and spoke more to himself "You are coming with me."

"Please. You couldn't get me wet much less cum." The doll replied in a cheeky tone, the Chunin freezing up in surprise that the damn thing could talk. He suddenly felt pain exploding in his loins as the doll planted her foot into his crotch, HARD. He dropped her to the floor and his hands went to his groin in a subconscious effort to ease his pain as he sank to his knees.

"Hi. I'm Chucky, and I'm your friend to the end. Heidy-ho! Hahaha!" The doll cackled maliciously, and then reached into her box and pulled a belt out from inside. She quickly pushed one end through the buckle and quickly slipped it over his head and yanked hard, causing the belt to close off and begin crushing the Chunin's windpipe before he had a chance to react.

"The safe word is 'I shit in your face!'" She cackled maniacally and continued pulling on her end of the belt, the leather noose squeezing tighter and tighter around Mizuki's throat. His face began turning shades of red, then purple and blue as he tried thrashing about to shake her off. With the precious flow of oxygen cut off, his movements began to slow until he could only twitch about. After a few more seconds, he quit moving entirely.

Chucky smirked at her handiwork and began dragging the lifeless body into his bedroom and collected a chair to give her a small boost, then she tied off the belt inside his closet and left the body to dangle inside with his feet only barely touching the floor. She made a brief thinking pose then snapped her fingers and stuffed his hand inside his pants to make it look like he attempted to jack off while strangling himself.

With that done, the killer doll replaced the chair in its proper location and collected the box she arrived in to take any potential evidence with her. After flipping the bird to the corpse she spoke "Beam me up scotty!" Then vanished down a tube that appeared beneath her and inexplicably vanished just as quickly.

A few seconds later, Chucky was deposited back into her cell which was currently hovering just outside the control room. The red haired doll giggled and sent a 'cute wink' towards Naruto, belying her true nature as a killer. Although she wasn't always that way, but, that was a story for later.

In the control room, Naruto felt a mixture of emotions, he felt guilt for taking a life, although it was indirectly he still gave the green light. He felt glad that a potential threat to Konoha was eliminated, though it was largely for the sake of the few people he cherished that so happened to live in the village. And he also felt a sense of power, a sense of authority and control. Something he had never felt before.

For years people whispered behind his back, mocked him, belittled him, and told him what he could or couldn't do. Now? The skies were the limit. After reveling in his victory, he called for the dossier on Iruka Umino. A screen flashed on and revealed all relevant information on the Chunin, and apparently the Chunin had been deliberately withholding crucial information from him, such as that higher tier clone jutsu could be taught upon request, such as Mud or Water style clones for students with higher than average chakra reserves. And he was also receiving money on the side from Jiraiya to monitor him and keep him in the Academy as long as possible.

Deciding to go deeper down the rabbit hole, Naruto pulled up Jiraiya's file as well, discovering that the man was a peeping tom, involved in countless cases of sexual harassment and attempted assualt, frequently blackmailed his dear friend Anko for sexual favors, usually involving her Curse mark, and on a side note, was deeply obsessed with some prophecy foretold by the Toad Elder.

After believing to have failed his previous two students, Jiraiya wanted to ensure that Naruto himself remained in a 'controlled environment' with the bare minimum of contact in order to starve him for affection and respect, driving him harder to work for the village. And he also stonewalled any potential adoptive/foster families or parents from raising him to make sure he didn't have ties to people that had differing views or could quote 'corrupt or otherwise cause the Child of prophecy to deviate from the proper path'.

Anger boiled inside the Jinchuuriki, so much so he could almost swore he heard the Kyuubi itself growl with him in rage and hate from the confines of his mind. "Those bastards. There's no way in hell I'll ever forgive them for this shit. At this point, killing them would be more of a kindness than a punishment." The whiskered teen grumbled to himself, he then grinned cheekily and called for Beetlejuice to be summoned to the control room.

There was a quick 'zhoom' sound from the tubes as the perverted trickster appeared, applying a fresh coating of lipstick "Hey there little soldier-in-the-making! Ready for me to make your other little soldier stand at attention?" She cackled and then smacked her butt and thrust her crotch forward.

Not that Beetlejuice wasn't an attractive woman, she was downright gorgeous… Naruto wanted to save his first time for someone special rather than a casual fling. If he was going to confess his feelings and have anyone pop his cherry, it would definitely be his best friend Anko. But more on that later. He had other business to deal with "I actually have a job for you BJ. How would you like to make someone's life utterly miserable?" He asked with a grin that seemed to spread across his face until it threatened to split his cheeks, sadistic glee practically dripping from his mouth.

"Ooooooooh. How miserable are we talking? Jump off a building miserable? Or would you prefer something like 'stark raving batshit fucking insane and sent howling to the nuthouse in a straightjacket and put on suicide watch' type of miserable?" Beetlejuice asked while clapping her hands and rubbing her palms together, her tone reminding the blonde of some kind of salesman pitch.

"Something along the lines of the latter." Naruto answered with a wink, prompting Beetlejuice to laugh almost maniacally in glee at the chance to mess with someone. She hadn't had so much fun in years. And now this kid was gonna let her off the leash.

"No mercy, I gotcha. I accept tips in facials and creampies, thank you very much. So… who's the guy? Give me a name and I'll drive him crazier than a squirrel hopped up on speed, crystal meth and pixie sticks." She spoke with an almost glowing smile.

"I don't know what that means, but it definitely sounds nuts. Pun intended. The guy is called Iruka Umino." Naruto spoke, prompting her to nod in understanding. Tomorrow at school was certainly going to be fun. He wasn't sure what she would do… but he was very eager to find out, on a side note, he may give certain Horrors in his arsenal permission to roam, his mother Chief among them, though he believed he may need to place certain restrictions when they weren't . Meanwhile in the background, Kushina was having some thoughts of her own on how Naruto could further benefit with his new role and from his heritage, but for now, she would let him have some fun before bringing it up.

The next day, Konoha Academy.

"Umm. Naruto-kun? Are you okay? You're making a scary face." Asked the form of Hinata Hyuuga as she noticed her crush had been in an unusually chipper mood, and now he was making some creepy giggling and had a shit-eating grin that stretched across his face that was giving her the willies.

"Ohhhhhh. I'm fine Hinata. Everything is fiiiiiine." Naruto spoke, not really paying her any real attention as she scooched away from him, trying to distance herself for the time being. The rest of the class had also taken notice of the whiskered boy's behavior, even Sasuke himself felt a bit unnerved as well, and he was at ground zero when the Uchiha Massacre took place, so he had believed that there wasn't much that could phase him. That evidently wasn't the case. Just what in the hell was the Dobe up to?

The classroom door was suddenly kicked open, and everyone jumped in their seats a bit, feeling on edge from how Naruto was acting. When they saw the person who had entered, they were surprised to see a woman with green hair enter inside, she walked up to the teacher's desk with an exaggerated sway to her hips and hopped up on the desk and began stretching in a manner similar to a feline, showing off her round ass to the classroom.

"Well hello my darlings. I'm your substitute teacher. Call me BJ. That's also short for Blowjob. And I'll be teaching you little cuties all you need to know about Sex Ed. If you like, I can give you some hands-on lessons." She spoke with a sultry wink then hopped off the desk, using one hand to rub one of her breasts and the other touching her crotch region.

Naruto now felt a little bit guilty for unleashing Beetlejuice, if he had known that she would pull something like this on his classmates, he would have been much more exact and specific with his instructions. A lesson he'll have to remember for next time. But for now… at least she was making certain classmates of his very uncomfortable. Such as the Uchiha fangirls, Sakura chief among them, who were all showing feelings of inadequacy… worth it.

"Damn babe. Where do I sign up? I'd certainly love to get a taste of your cunt." Kiba Inuzuka spoke lecherously, his face flushed red as his eyes roamed BJ's form up and down, almost like he were eye-humping her.

Instead of becoming angry or scolding him, BJ cackled and said in a sickly sweet tone "Aren't you a sweetheart? I could just scissor your head with my legs until your skull cracks, melt you down into a little gold ring and wear you as a piercing on my clit." The green haired woman then made a low and vulgar moan as she stuffed her hand inside her pants, her face now having a dusting of pink on her cheeks.

Kiba seemingly shrank a bit in his seat and mumbled a quick "No thanks. I prefer being alive and intact. And… unmelted." In the background Naruto had to stifle a laugh, it would seem that the dog boy had finally met his match. So far, the only student in the classroom that wasn't blushing neon red was a certain Uchiha.

Beetlejuice took notice of the self-proclaimed Avenger and saw the look of utter disgust on his face and asked him "So what's your name Mr. Handsome Brooder? Who shit in your cereal this morning? I'm pretty sure it wasn't me."

The Uchiha scoffed and spoke in an arrogant voice "I am called Sasuke Uchiha. You should know that, bimbo."

"Bimbo? Me? How kind of you to notice. So where's your Seme Uke-san? Which of these boys is your partner?" She asked in an almost innocent manner… though the devious sparkle in her eye suggested otherwise.

"Uke? Seme? What the hell are you going about now?" Sasuke asked, clearly clueless as to what she was talking about. Meanwhile, everyone else, even a few of the Uchiha fangirls were snickering to themselves. Sakura Haruno pursed her lips then leaned over and started whispering something into his ear, likely explaining what the green haired deviant was talking about.

"Get the picture now sweetheart? I'm curious, which of your parents decided to call you Uke? Whichever one that did so likely decided to play a cruel joke on you." Beetlejuice spoke with a malicious grin, obviously enjoying tormenting others.

After a few seconds Sasuke's face started to turn a dark crimson, though given the sounds of growling coming from within his throat… it seemed his face was reddening in fury rather than embarrassment. "You fucking bitch!" Sasuke shouted and lunged towards Beetlejuice… or at least he attempted to and found himself inexplicably chained to his seat while the green haired woman was holding a candle in her hands.

"Naughty boys need to be punished. How about a quick demonstration on wax play?" BJ asked as she began to tilt the candle towards the raven haired boy, threatening to pour the hot wax onto him. Though she was interrupted when Iruka entered inside with a stunned look on his face at seeing Sasuke's predicament and asked, "Just what in the hell is going on here? I could hear Sasuke screaming down the hall. And… who are you?" The chunin blurted out at the end and stomped over to the green haired woman.

"Me? Call me BJ dearie, new Sex ed teacher. I was about to give these darling children a little preview on some BDSM play. And little Uke-kun was more than happy to volunteer." She answered and casually tossed the candle away… causing hot wax to 'accidentally' spill on his crotch region making the Uchiha squeal loudly in pain.

The scarred man glared at her harshly and spoke while pointing towards the door "You. Get out." Instead of listening Beetlejuice grinned and turned towards the class with a wink and spoke "I'm about to end this man's career."

Growling, the Chunin ignored her and went over the blackboard, his mood already soured since his partner hadn't shown up today for some reason. He grabbed a box of chalk and opened it to grab a piece… but it was already empty, which was strange since it was brand new. Behind him, the students started to snicker a bit, making him wonder what they were laughing about. When he followed their gazes to the source, the blackboard was covered in lewd and explicit drawing, a number of them depicting himself in… uncomfortable positions, and at least one showed a picture of certain… objects being… shoved into places.

"Hold my panties." BJ requested and tossed her juice soaked panties onto the Chunin's face, making him sputter a bit in surprise. Just what was wrong with her?! When he turned around, he saw that she was giving Naruto a lap dance, rubbing their groins together with her breasts in his face.

"Remember girls, be sure to give the boys a little love." Beetlejuice muttered and stuck her tongue out, bringing it closer to the blonde's mouth. Naruto himself was red in the face, though he certainly wasn't resisting her… affections.

"Stop that this instant! This is a classroom not a goddamn strip club! Do you have any decency?" The Chunin questioned angrily, though there were droplets of blood coming out of his nose as he tried desperately to fight off the building geyser in his nostrils.

"I dunno. Do you have any sexual experience?" She questioned back and seemingly glided over to him without missing a beat, leaving a very hot, bothered, and disappointed Uzumaki behind. "How big are you? Do you take viagra? Have you ever had an orgasm? Do you shave your pubes? Any foreskin on your cock? Do you like to experiment? What's your fantasy? Do you like it up the butt? Would you drink my piss?" She asked in a rapid fire manner.

"GET OUT YOU FUCKING WHORE!" Iruka screeched, using his infamous 'Big Head no Jutsu' as he forcefully shoved her out of the classroom and slammed the door behind her. The students had seen the Chunin yell at Naruto a number of times in anger after the blonde's pranking sprees… but this was a whole other level of rage. And they had never heard him swear like that before.

Iruka flushed red in embarrassment over his outburst and cleared his throat, trying to calm himself as he began to speak in his 'lecture voice' "Today class, our lesson will be focused on…" As he spoke, there came a strange sound that sounded like… someone blowing a raspberry? He turned around and saw that damned slut had returned, sitting on his desk with one leg crossed over the other. He tried continuing his lecture but as he expected, each time he uttered a word, she would blow a raspberry to interrupt him.

Growling, he grabbed her by the lapels of her tailcoat, pushed open the door and threw her out of the classroom before slamming the door. When he turned back towards his class, there came a 'shave and a haircut' knock. The Chunin snarled loudly and threw open the door while screaming "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE YOU WHORE!" When those words left his mouth, he immediately wished he could take them back. Instead of the green haired harlot… Anko Mitarashi was standing in the doorway. And she looked royally pissed off for being both yelled at, and called a whore.

"If I wasn't here on business Iruka… I would punch you so hard, you'd be shitting out your own teeth." She spoke with a twitching eyebrow, meanwhile in the background, Naruto was laughing at the situation Iruka was in and noticed that Beetlejuice was floating outside the classroom window while flipping the bird… and making other vulgar gestures towards the Chunin behind his back.

"So umm… what brings you here Anko-san? I apologize for yelling at you… there was this green haired woman who was…" Iruka attempted to apologize but was stopped when the Snake user held up a hand, obviously uninterested in what he had to say.

"You can take your apology and shove it where the sun doesn't shine. Your partner Mizuki is dead. Found hanging in his closet engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation. Only thing missing was a superhero costume to jack off in. Have a nice day, asshole." Anko spoke with a sneer, then turned on her heel and walked away, leaving the Chunin in stunned silence… so far this was the worst day of his life. There was nothing, absolutely nothing that could make this day any worse.

Iruka almost robotically turned back around and saw that Beetlejuice woman standing there, just waiting for him. "Assuming you have experienced an orgasm, are you a 'one shot, I'm done' kinda guy or can you keep it up for more than three rounds?" She asked him with a straight face… and just like that, the dam finally broke and the Chunin collapsed to his knees and began sobbing like a baby. All the anger and frustration overwhelming him. The green haired woman giggled and lit a cigarette to enjoy her victory, and she was very eager to receive an award from her boss for this.

"Class is cancelled." Beetlejuice announced with a wink, with that said, the students began to quickly file out to escape from her… or perhaps they didn't want to listen to Iruka's lectures. The only one unable to leave was the Uchiha who was still chained to his seat. Naruto was the last to leave as he gave her a thumbs-up before departing. That wasn't a long and hardcore fuck session, but it still felt pretty good to the deviant trickster. For now, she would wait for Iruka to come to his senses before verbally abusing and tormenting him again, kami, he was just too easy to screw with.

Meanwhile.

Anko sighed to herself as she marched on, she had thought she'd gotten used to being called things like a whore and such on account of how she dressed and acted, but to hear it from someone she thought maybe had some level of respect for her? Well… that was a different story. She also felt a little guilty for not saying hello to Naruto, but she was on business and had to put some distance between herself and Iruka before she flayed him alive.

Her next stop was the mission assignment office to speak with Mizuki's fiancee, Tsubaki. The Snake mistress silently cursed as she wondered why she had to be the one to break the news of Mizuki's passing. After reaching her destination, she found the woman she was looking for sitting at her desk while putting away completed missions into the appropriate file cabinets.

"Tsubaki-san?" Anko asked, prompting the female Chunin to look up from her work, a puzzled look on her face as she wondered why someone from the T&I apartment was here. Sensing her confusion, the Dango lover spoke "There's no easy way for me to say this but, your fiancee Mizuki is dead."

She expected the Chunin woman to break down crying, or give a shocked gasp, or a blank stare. Instead Tsubaki said in an unusually calm voice "I see. How did it happen?"

Anko quirked up an eyebrow at the strangely calm response, it was extremely rare when someone received word that a loved one had passed and took the news so calmly. "He was found dead in his closet. Engaged in autoerotic asphyxiation." The Torture specialist answered, earning a shocked and confused look from Tsubaki.

"What?! Are you serious?" She asked in surprise. The reaction earning a suspicious look from the Snake user. For some odd reason, the female Chunin seemed more surprised by the cause of death rather than news of the death itself.

While there was always the mutual understanding between Ninjas who dated one another that they could unexpectedly die on the job… Mizuki was a goddamned Academy teacher, which was one of the most cushy and risk-free jobs any Chunin could take.

In the T&I division, you always receive special training. Not just in the human anatomy so you know where to cut and where to make it hurt the most, but also in psychology. Interrogators are specially trained to read people, their body language, their tone of voice, the movements of their eyes, anything that might indicate whether or not they were being truthful or at the very least sincere.

And there was something suspicious about Tsubaki's behavior. "You and Mizuki broke up right? Was it because he wanted to experiment with certain… kinks you felt uncomfortable with?" The purple haired woman asked as she crossed her arms beneath her bust.

"What? No! It wasn't like that!" Tsubaki retorted, clearly offended by the Dango lover's question. Natural response, some people would get defensive about their sex lives.

"Was Mizuki in some kind of trouble maybe?" Anko asked, and noticed when the black haired woman visibly flinched. Seemed like she had hit paydirt.

"No! No! Of course not! Mizuki was an Academy teacher! What kind of trouble could he possibly get into? And where do you get off with these questions!" Tsubaki snapped angrily, signaling that Anko had definitely touched a pretty sensitive nerve.

"You tell me. He's your fiance." The Snake user spoke smoothly, and gave the Chunin woman a blank stare. The Chunin woman swallowed hard and began sweating bullets as she felt like a bug beneath a microscope.

"Well, whatever. We already have people checking through Mizuki's stuff. We'll find everything we need soon enough, and if you two were involved in something, we'll know about it." Anko lied, hoping to trick the Chunin into slipping up. Mizuki's death was ruled as an accidental death so there wasn't any major investigation going on, but now it seemed there was a deeper story here.

"You're going through his things? Then… you already know then don't you? You found his letters." Tsubaki mumbled in fear, her face turning a pasty white color as some kind of realization dawned on her.

"Letters eh? I never said anything about going through his mail. Just what is in those letters you mentioned?" Anko asked with a raised eyebrow, earning a small choking sound from Tsubaki as she realized her blunder.

After a brief pause, the Dango lover pulled out a pair of handcuffs and spoke "Why don't you come with me? I wanna ask you some more questions in a more… secure locale."

Tsubaki took a step back, her eyes wildly darting about in terror, as though she were looking for a means of escape. "I CAN'T GO TO PRISON! I'M INNOCENT!" She screamed out and lunged towards Anko, only for the Snake user to grab her by the arm, twist around her back and easily wrestle the Chunin to the floor.

"Bad move. You office working Chunin are sloppy as all hell. Lack of training and getting lazy will always be your undoing." Anko spoke in annoyance as she cuffed the poor girl beneath her then pulled her up to her feet, escorting her for… questioning. Unknown to her, she and a fellow Pariah had accidentally set off a massive chain of events, and a certain Evil Uzumaki was already planning to pluck the strings for the benefit of her child.

End chapter one.