AN: This isn't like my usual type of work. In fact it is nothing like my usual work. I usually write serious stories but I was so bored and in a random stupid mood so I decided to write and stupid/funny fanfic about the Zelda Crew going on Jeopardy! So if you don't like this please don't not read any of my other stuff that I will be putting on soon, I can really be a fantastic serious writer. I just need to let out some humor once in a while. Also my very humorous Zelda-loving friend is over and she is inspiring me to write this. Its her fault! Please R&R but don't hurt my feelings too much!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters so nobody sue me!
Jeopardy
*You hear the jeapordy themesong*
Alex Trebek: Welcome to Jeopardy! Today we have with us, the one and only, tight-wearing Hero of Time, Link!
Link: Do these tights make me look fat? Hey wait a minute! I'M NOT WEARING TIGHTS!
Trebek: Sure you aren't. Next we have the Hero of um....Darkness? Ganondork! Errr sorry, Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: What? You dare call me Ganondork? Damn I get that a lot!
Link: Hahahahaha! Ganondork! Hahaha! You're such an asswipe!
Ganondorf: Shut the hell up, Link, the hero of GAYNESS!
Link: Hey! HEY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Zelda: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ITS MY TURN TO BE INTRODUCED!
Link & Ganondorf: Oh, sorry.
Trebek: *Staring at Ganondorf and Link with a frightened look on his face* Ookay...Anyway, next is that stupid, bitchy, whining, spoiled, slutty-
Zelda: OKAY THEY GET THE POINT! You don't like me, they get it!
Trebek: Oh sorry, got carried away. Anyway, Zelda!
Zelda: Humph!
Trebek: The categories are: Hyrulian Assholes, Name that Sage, Hyrulians that run around in white tights and green tunics, Hyrulian Princesses, The Letter After B, Weapons that end in "Aster Sword", and Races of Hyrule. Link, it's your board.
Link: Uhhhhhh I'll take Hyrulian Assholes for 500!
Trebek: Okay, the answer is, this asshole is the king of the Gerudos, has green skin, and keeps having pathetic attempts to conquer Hyrule and has never suceeded. Ganondorf you may want to answer this one.
*Zelda Rings In*
Trebek: Yes, Zelda?
Zelda: Uhhhh Malon?
Trebek: Ummm...no...that is incorrect.
Zelda: Oh, sorry. Who is, Malon?
Trebek: Uh, No...
Zelda: GOD DAMN IT! She is an asshole so I should get it right!
*Ganondorf rings in*
Trebek: Thank god! Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: MWAHAHAHAHA! It's MASTER Ganondorf to you! Bow down to me! Bow down to your king! I shall rule Hyrule one day and I'm going to kill HIM! *points to Link* THE HERO OF GAYNESS SHALL FINALLY DIE!
Trebek: Uh, wrong...
Link: SHUT THE HELL UP! I'm NOT the Hero of Gayness you faggot!
Trebek: Oops! Time's up! Link its still your board!
Link: I SWEAR, GANNONFAG, I'm going to kick your ass! If they didn't strip me of my sword before I came on the show, I woulda shoved the sword up your sorry green ass! Then you might think twice about calling me the Hero of Gayness!
Trebek: Okay...Zelda why don't you choose?
Zelda: Fine. I'll take The Letter After B for 300.
Trebek: Alright. The answer is: This is the letter after the letter B.
*silence*
Trebek: It comes right before the letter D.
*silence*
Trebek: None of you knows?
*Link buzzes in*
Trebek: Oh, thank the lord! Link?
Link: Ummmm..... What is 2?
Trebek: Uh, no. You need help, my friend.
*Ganondorf buzzes in*
Trebek: Yes, Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: I know this....GOD DAMNIT I KNOW THIS! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
*Out of Time buzzer sounds*
Ganondorf: AWWWWWW GOD DAMNIT!
Trebek: I am sorry but you are out of time. Ganondorf why don't you choose the next category since you look like you are about to come over here and strangle me until I die and so your mind will be on doing something other than that.
Ganondorf: Fine...you win.... I'll have Hyrulians Who Run Around In White Tights And Green Tunics for 500!
Trebek: Okay. The answer is: This famous Hyrulian hero runs around in white tights and a long green tunic. Link you may want to answer this one.
*Link buzzes in*
Trebek: Link?
Link: Wait don't tell me.... uh uh...oh whats his name? Oh yeah! Who is Peter Pan?
Trebek: Um..no...I'm afraid thats incorrect.
Link: Aww damn! I always loved that guy!
Ganondorf: Haw! I knew it! You pansy! You and that Peter guy have got somethin' goin' on!
Link: I'm not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: Whatever you say, fairy boy.
*Ganondorf buzzes in*
Trebek: Okay, Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: HA! This is easy! Who is, the Hero of Gayness!
Trebek: Um..I'm sorry but I'm afraid I can't take that answer.
Ganondorf: Aw damn! Fine, Who is Li-
*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Trebek: Oops! Time is up!
Ganondorf: WHAT? WHAAAAAAT! Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Zelda: I think you need to visit some anger management class, Ganondorf.
Trebek: Zelda, for once you may be correct.
Ganondorf: AUUUUUUUUUGHUEEE BITCH! *starts to turn into The Hulk*
Trebek: Uh, now would be a good time for a commercial break. Please buy this stuff they're trying to sell you. In the meantime we're going to try to calm Ganondorf down. We'll be back after this short break.
The End (Until Chapter 2 comes)
Wow that was the most stupidest story I've ever written. Uh please R&R. Chapter 2 coming soon.
Disclaimer: I don't own any of these characters so nobody sue me!
Jeopardy
*You hear the jeapordy themesong*
Alex Trebek: Welcome to Jeopardy! Today we have with us, the one and only, tight-wearing Hero of Time, Link!
Link: Do these tights make me look fat? Hey wait a minute! I'M NOT WEARING TIGHTS!
Trebek: Sure you aren't. Next we have the Hero of um....Darkness? Ganondork! Errr sorry, Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: What? You dare call me Ganondork? Damn I get that a lot!
Link: Hahahahaha! Ganondork! Hahaha! You're such an asswipe!
Ganondorf: Shut the hell up, Link, the hero of GAYNESS!
Link: Hey! HEY! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
Zelda: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP ITS MY TURN TO BE INTRODUCED!
Link & Ganondorf: Oh, sorry.
Trebek: *Staring at Ganondorf and Link with a frightened look on his face* Ookay...Anyway, next is that stupid, bitchy, whining, spoiled, slutty-
Zelda: OKAY THEY GET THE POINT! You don't like me, they get it!
Trebek: Oh sorry, got carried away. Anyway, Zelda!
Zelda: Humph!
Trebek: The categories are: Hyrulian Assholes, Name that Sage, Hyrulians that run around in white tights and green tunics, Hyrulian Princesses, The Letter After B, Weapons that end in "Aster Sword", and Races of Hyrule. Link, it's your board.
Link: Uhhhhhh I'll take Hyrulian Assholes for 500!
Trebek: Okay, the answer is, this asshole is the king of the Gerudos, has green skin, and keeps having pathetic attempts to conquer Hyrule and has never suceeded. Ganondorf you may want to answer this one.
*Zelda Rings In*
Trebek: Yes, Zelda?
Zelda: Uhhhh Malon?
Trebek: Ummm...no...that is incorrect.
Zelda: Oh, sorry. Who is, Malon?
Trebek: Uh, No...
Zelda: GOD DAMN IT! She is an asshole so I should get it right!
*Ganondorf rings in*
Trebek: Thank god! Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: MWAHAHAHAHA! It's MASTER Ganondorf to you! Bow down to me! Bow down to your king! I shall rule Hyrule one day and I'm going to kill HIM! *points to Link* THE HERO OF GAYNESS SHALL FINALLY DIE!
Trebek: Uh, wrong...
Link: SHUT THE HELL UP! I'm NOT the Hero of Gayness you faggot!
Trebek: Oops! Time's up! Link its still your board!
Link: I SWEAR, GANNONFAG, I'm going to kick your ass! If they didn't strip me of my sword before I came on the show, I woulda shoved the sword up your sorry green ass! Then you might think twice about calling me the Hero of Gayness!
Trebek: Okay...Zelda why don't you choose?
Zelda: Fine. I'll take The Letter After B for 300.
Trebek: Alright. The answer is: This is the letter after the letter B.
*silence*
Trebek: It comes right before the letter D.
*silence*
Trebek: None of you knows?
*Link buzzes in*
Trebek: Oh, thank the lord! Link?
Link: Ummmm..... What is 2?
Trebek: Uh, no. You need help, my friend.
*Ganondorf buzzes in*
Trebek: Yes, Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: I know this....GOD DAMNIT I KNOW THIS! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh-
*Out of Time buzzer sounds*
Ganondorf: AWWWWWW GOD DAMNIT!
Trebek: I am sorry but you are out of time. Ganondorf why don't you choose the next category since you look like you are about to come over here and strangle me until I die and so your mind will be on doing something other than that.
Ganondorf: Fine...you win.... I'll have Hyrulians Who Run Around In White Tights And Green Tunics for 500!
Trebek: Okay. The answer is: This famous Hyrulian hero runs around in white tights and a long green tunic. Link you may want to answer this one.
*Link buzzes in*
Trebek: Link?
Link: Wait don't tell me.... uh uh...oh whats his name? Oh yeah! Who is Peter Pan?
Trebek: Um..no...I'm afraid thats incorrect.
Link: Aww damn! I always loved that guy!
Ganondorf: Haw! I knew it! You pansy! You and that Peter guy have got somethin' goin' on!
Link: I'm not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ganondorf: Whatever you say, fairy boy.
*Ganondorf buzzes in*
Trebek: Okay, Ganondorf?
Ganondorf: HA! This is easy! Who is, the Hero of Gayness!
Trebek: Um..I'm sorry but I'm afraid I can't take that answer.
Ganondorf: Aw damn! Fine, Who is Li-
*BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Trebek: Oops! Time is up!
Ganondorf: WHAT? WHAAAAAAT! Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Zelda: I think you need to visit some anger management class, Ganondorf.
Trebek: Zelda, for once you may be correct.
Ganondorf: AUUUUUUUUUGHUEEE BITCH! *starts to turn into The Hulk*
Trebek: Uh, now would be a good time for a commercial break. Please buy this stuff they're trying to sell you. In the meantime we're going to try to calm Ganondorf down. We'll be back after this short break.
The End (Until Chapter 2 comes)
Wow that was the most stupidest story I've ever written. Uh please R&R. Chapter 2 coming soon.