Squee Gets a Baby Sitter.
"Shmee... why dose everyone hate me? I'm glad my parents still love me..." Squee said as he marched hope, "I wonder is mom will remember me today..."
Shmee glared at Squee, a odd voice sprain from Shmee, "You KNOW your parents also don't love you, your mom takes so many goddam pills she doesn't know who the hell you are! Do not depend on them of all people to love you!"
Squee's eyes watered, "but on tv, they said..." squee noticed a piece of paper stuck to his foot, "what's this" he read it, "Need a babysitter? Look no further call 646-2574, $1 an hour, cheapest baby sitter in town!" although Baby sitter had a line threw it that said whore, Squee could still tell what it said.
Squee walked into his house, "Mom what is a babysitter?" he looked confused, "and what is a whore?..."
His mom snagged the paper, "You can have a babysitter. Hun, Can Todd have a babysitter?"
He dad replied, "leave him there!" and continued doing the stuff he dose on the computer.
Squee said, "I don't want a Baby Sitter! I don't know what it is! Is sounds like a person that sits on Babies... I don't want to sat on... please..."
His mom noticed the house was only two doors down, "Todd, walk down the road to houses down..."
Squee said loudly, "I have to walk past the scary neighbor man! What if he tries to kill me, or hits me with that bloody car?"
He's Mom said, "then you die... now go, give this to her!" she handed him a 50 dollar bill and a note.
Squee looked heart broken but walked down the street hugging Shmee. As luck Would have it Johnny walked out of his house.
"Hey Squee! What are you Doing outside on a Wednesday?" Johnny said and wondered why he left at all.
Squee replied, "mom says I have to be baby sat... I don't to be sat on..." Squee looked horrified.
Johnny laughed, "You don't get sat on, they take care of you, there usually a good thing... unless there also cheerleaders... where dose she...or I guess it could be a he... live?"
Squee pointed to the house on the other side of Johnny's, "that is the house my mommy said.
Johnny said, "well, are you sleeping there tonight? I'll check on you and make sure the babysitter isn't a vampire or something"
Squee said, "shmee says not to tell killers where you sleep..." he hugged the worn teddy bear. And walked to a old looking house.
Johnny waved goodbye, "They just moved there... don't know if there good people or not Squee, careful!"
Squee ran to the door and knocked, and young girl in her 20's opened the door, "hello, may I help you?"
Squee handed her the note and cash, she blinked at the 50, then read the note, "dear who ever, take him! We don't want him... after the 50 hours are up do what you want, just don't take him home"
the Girl Gasped, "Did your parents REALLY say that?"
Squee nodded, and hugged his bear.
The Girl said, "my name a Jennifer... You can call me Jenny for short." she patted his head.
Squee said, "I'm Todd... the scary man calls me Squee... your nick name is scary, it sounds to much like the scary man's name..."
Jenny Blinked, "who are you talking about?"
Squee pointed to the house next door, "His name is Johnny, he's name for short is NNY... Like jeNNY...."
Jennifer smiled, "I saw him once or twice, he seems nice from what I seen I saw you two talking. Anyways, wanna go to the store? I gotta get some cigarets and some milk, bread and cereal."
Squee pointed at jennifer and began to talk, "you know..." Jennifer said, "Talk in the Car, I gotta go before it closes, it's already 8pm, damn thing closes at 9!"
They walked outside to her purple chevy, she looked to her right and also noticed Nny trying to start his car, she waited to see if he could or not, when she noticed he was now screaming at the car she shouted, "HEY! Johnny!"
He jumped out of the car yelling, "How did you know my name?!" He began to walk toward her thinking she was another shallow shell of a person, or worse... a Female Jimmy...
She said, "I'm watching after your friend T.. Squee, he told me your name" Squee crawled into the back seat of Jenny's Car.
Johnny smiled a bit, "so YOU'RE THE won watching Squee"
Jenny replied, "yes, it's so sad how he's parents are... of since I know your name, you sound know mine, I am Jennifer, or Jenny" she held out a hand.
Johnny wasn't fond of human contact, but he shook her hand anyways, "You can call me Nny, like knee cap.. With no k"
Squee peeked out the window.
Jenny said, "I noticed your car wouldn't start, I'm going to the store, wanna come with us?
Johnny hesitated, "Sure, can we stop by the 24/7? I need a brain freeze" Jennifer looked at her watch, "it's 8:34... how long dose it take to get there?"
Nny said, "25 minutes, but I drive fast..." Jenny said, you drive then we only have a minute to spare, I'm paranoid and slow..." she was already setting in the passenger side.
Nny got in the car and drove to the 24-7 one minute before it closed, nny ran to the door, jenny helped squee out of the Car.
Johnny was trying to open the door, "HEY IT'S STILL OPEN! LET US IN!"
Jenny was about to have a fit of her own, a cigaret fit, "I Need to buy food and cigarets!"
Johnny glared at Jenny, "Cigarets?..." Jenny replied, "..and food..." she kicked the door, a worked gave her a jackass smile, then the clock changed to 9.
Squee cryed "Mister! I need to pee..." then squee got an idea, "I'll pee on your door, then YOU will have to clean it..." The worker sighed and opened the door, the 3 ran in the store, the worker said, only the pee-guy can.. Aw... shit.." "Johnny plugged in the brain freeze thing and turned it on to avoid what happen last time"
Jenny said to worker, "why are you closing, it you're the 24/7?" The worker said, oh, were not closing, I'm quitting this job.
Jenny rolled her eyes. Squee walked up to Jenny, and asked, "why is your hair blue?" Jenny replied, "I like that color"
Johnny noticed Jenny's pack of cigarets, "why do you do that?" He looked so annoyed, but not on the verge of a kill... yet.. Squee walked to the car.
Jenny replied, "...uh, I'm just so stressed out all the time, it seems to help, but then, I don't know"
"You should quit... it's revolting... you don't do it to be 'cool' do you!?" Nny accused. Jenny said, "It's not to easy to quit, as for the cool thing, I hate people who smoke to, fit in"
Nny replied, "me as well" he walked out the door, rather annoyed, almost twitching, he stepped into the passenger side of the car.
Squee asked, "are you mad scary man?" he scooted farther back in his seat. Jennifer sat in the drivers seat, she upset. "I'm sorry Nny...I never meant to anger you" she is too sensitive. She started the Car.
Nny leaned back and relaxed a bit, "I can't stand smokers, but a lets your not as revolting as the rest, your lucky your not dead yet..."
Jennifer stared blankly at the road, "your joking right?" she speed up a bet becoming nervous. A silence prolonged...
Squee yawn. Nny said, "maybe...no... I'm sorry... you need to understand I'm not quiet... eh normal"
Jenny said, "hell, I'm FAR from normal" Jenny pulled into her driveway, and stepped out of the car and helped Squee, it is a horrible 2 door car.
Nny said, "well.. I have things to uh...attend to" he said as he drank he's brain freeze. Jennifer waved and lit a cigarette with out thinking, lucky nny was already walking away.
Squee said, "Shmee says your gonna get cancer... " He looked worried. Jennifer replied, "maybe I sound listen to shmee and Johnny..."
Squee nodded, "at school, they showed this one Teen, she was smoking, then she coughed out her lungs and blood splattered ever where, then the barfed out her stomach..."
Jenny Blinked, "you have a fucked up school... that's bull shit" she took a long drag from her cigarette, "you want some food?" She lifted a bag out of the car.
Squee replied, "um... I AM hungry..." he hugged Shmee, "but what if you poison me..." he looked scared.
Jenny laughed and took another drag, "your too paranoid, you eat you parents food, and there more likely to kill you than I am, I love kids! And well, they don't"
Squee said, "Shmee said my parents were trying to kill me yesterday..." he looked so sad and miserable.
Jenny took his hand and walked him inside, "before I put in my add for a baby sitter I got ready..."
Squee didn't know what she meant, he made a squee noise. Jenny took him past the kitchen and to a door, Squee yelled, "Where are we going? This is not the kitchen? You are going to kill me!"
Jenny said, "calm down!" then took a drag and opened the door, the room was full of toys and it had a bunk bed in it, "I knew some parents would want the kids to nap... but I think your staying here for a while, you can have this room, I'll get you some Dinner, it's 10:00... damn... oh Also I don't smoke in this room, so you can breath better here. She walked into the kitchen.
Squee talked to shmee, "she seems nice, but you never know... Shmee! She is not weird. She Did let a stranger in her car... ok she might not be smart... it would be mean to set her cigarets on fire shmee!" he continued to talk to shmee, then looked out the window, "OH NO! This window faces that scary man's house too!"
Jenny Ran in the room with a knife, she WAS Cooking, "What's wrong?" Squee said, "SQUEEEEEEEEEE!" and hid in the bed.
Jenny walked back to the kitchen, put the knife on the table, walked back to squee, and sat next to him. "I was cutting tomatoes... what's wrong?"
Squee looked up at her, "you were gonna kill me..." he was shaking, "and johnny's house is over there.. And... and..."
Jenny smiled, "I am not going to kill you... know I might kill my self..." she said, her voice and smile fading, "but I shouldn't I have a job now... no more schools filled with annoying, inept, shallow people... still... no one likes me..."
Squee blinked. Jenny slapped herself, "sorry, I haven't ranted in a while, your to young to under stand how..." she was interrupted.
Squee, "no one likes me either I thought my parents did, but now I'm not sure, shmee says so much..." he started to cry.
Jenny put an arm around him, "it's ok... I gotta finish dinner, I got work at 3 am... heh I love night jobs" she walked in the kitchen, about 11:30 it was done, "Todd, supper is ready, I made a pizza..."
Squee walked into the kitchen, "Smells good" He sat at a small card table, in a yawn chair.
Jenny brought to plates with pizza on it, "sorry as far as furniture I'm cheap" They ate there pizza, there was 3 pieces left, she put them away for breakfast, cold pizza is good.
Jenny said, "can you wake yourself up for school?" she sighed, "I have work until 11:00 afternoon at the 24-7, my second day working there..."
Squee replied, "I think" as he yawned.
Jenny walked him to his room and set his alarm for 7:00am, then tucked him in, "good night, I got to sleep after work, wake me up when you get home from school...wait, do you need a ride to school... crap..."
Squee replied, "I walk to school"
Jenny replied back, "your only in 2nd grade or so..."
"I know"
"Well, good night"
"Good night" Squee said Jenny walked into her living room at looked at the clock, 12:00, she sat down and watched 'Jenny Jones' until it was 1 o'clock then got dress for work. Then checked on Squee who was asleep, "note to self to bitch out his parents..." she wispered.
"Shmee... why dose everyone hate me? I'm glad my parents still love me..." Squee said as he marched hope, "I wonder is mom will remember me today..."
Shmee glared at Squee, a odd voice sprain from Shmee, "You KNOW your parents also don't love you, your mom takes so many goddam pills she doesn't know who the hell you are! Do not depend on them of all people to love you!"
Squee's eyes watered, "but on tv, they said..." squee noticed a piece of paper stuck to his foot, "what's this" he read it, "Need a babysitter? Look no further call 646-2574, $1 an hour, cheapest baby sitter in town!" although Baby sitter had a line threw it that said whore, Squee could still tell what it said.
Squee walked into his house, "Mom what is a babysitter?" he looked confused, "and what is a whore?..."
His mom snagged the paper, "You can have a babysitter. Hun, Can Todd have a babysitter?"
He dad replied, "leave him there!" and continued doing the stuff he dose on the computer.
Squee said, "I don't want a Baby Sitter! I don't know what it is! Is sounds like a person that sits on Babies... I don't want to sat on... please..."
His mom noticed the house was only two doors down, "Todd, walk down the road to houses down..."
Squee said loudly, "I have to walk past the scary neighbor man! What if he tries to kill me, or hits me with that bloody car?"
He's Mom said, "then you die... now go, give this to her!" she handed him a 50 dollar bill and a note.
Squee looked heart broken but walked down the street hugging Shmee. As luck Would have it Johnny walked out of his house.
"Hey Squee! What are you Doing outside on a Wednesday?" Johnny said and wondered why he left at all.
Squee replied, "mom says I have to be baby sat... I don't to be sat on..." Squee looked horrified.
Johnny laughed, "You don't get sat on, they take care of you, there usually a good thing... unless there also cheerleaders... where dose she...or I guess it could be a he... live?"
Squee pointed to the house on the other side of Johnny's, "that is the house my mommy said.
Johnny said, "well, are you sleeping there tonight? I'll check on you and make sure the babysitter isn't a vampire or something"
Squee said, "shmee says not to tell killers where you sleep..." he hugged the worn teddy bear. And walked to a old looking house.
Johnny waved goodbye, "They just moved there... don't know if there good people or not Squee, careful!"
Squee ran to the door and knocked, and young girl in her 20's opened the door, "hello, may I help you?"
Squee handed her the note and cash, she blinked at the 50, then read the note, "dear who ever, take him! We don't want him... after the 50 hours are up do what you want, just don't take him home"
the Girl Gasped, "Did your parents REALLY say that?"
Squee nodded, and hugged his bear.
The Girl said, "my name a Jennifer... You can call me Jenny for short." she patted his head.
Squee said, "I'm Todd... the scary man calls me Squee... your nick name is scary, it sounds to much like the scary man's name..."
Jenny Blinked, "who are you talking about?"
Squee pointed to the house next door, "His name is Johnny, he's name for short is NNY... Like jeNNY...."
Jennifer smiled, "I saw him once or twice, he seems nice from what I seen I saw you two talking. Anyways, wanna go to the store? I gotta get some cigarets and some milk, bread and cereal."
Squee pointed at jennifer and began to talk, "you know..." Jennifer said, "Talk in the Car, I gotta go before it closes, it's already 8pm, damn thing closes at 9!"
They walked outside to her purple chevy, she looked to her right and also noticed Nny trying to start his car, she waited to see if he could or not, when she noticed he was now screaming at the car she shouted, "HEY! Johnny!"
He jumped out of the car yelling, "How did you know my name?!" He began to walk toward her thinking she was another shallow shell of a person, or worse... a Female Jimmy...
She said, "I'm watching after your friend T.. Squee, he told me your name" Squee crawled into the back seat of Jenny's Car.
Johnny smiled a bit, "so YOU'RE THE won watching Squee"
Jenny replied, "yes, it's so sad how he's parents are... of since I know your name, you sound know mine, I am Jennifer, or Jenny" she held out a hand.
Johnny wasn't fond of human contact, but he shook her hand anyways, "You can call me Nny, like knee cap.. With no k"
Squee peeked out the window.
Jenny said, "I noticed your car wouldn't start, I'm going to the store, wanna come with us?
Johnny hesitated, "Sure, can we stop by the 24/7? I need a brain freeze" Jennifer looked at her watch, "it's 8:34... how long dose it take to get there?"
Nny said, "25 minutes, but I drive fast..." Jenny said, you drive then we only have a minute to spare, I'm paranoid and slow..." she was already setting in the passenger side.
Nny got in the car and drove to the 24-7 one minute before it closed, nny ran to the door, jenny helped squee out of the Car.
Johnny was trying to open the door, "HEY IT'S STILL OPEN! LET US IN!"
Jenny was about to have a fit of her own, a cigaret fit, "I Need to buy food and cigarets!"
Johnny glared at Jenny, "Cigarets?..." Jenny replied, "..and food..." she kicked the door, a worked gave her a jackass smile, then the clock changed to 9.
Squee cryed "Mister! I need to pee..." then squee got an idea, "I'll pee on your door, then YOU will have to clean it..." The worker sighed and opened the door, the 3 ran in the store, the worker said, only the pee-guy can.. Aw... shit.." "Johnny plugged in the brain freeze thing and turned it on to avoid what happen last time"
Jenny said to worker, "why are you closing, it you're the 24/7?" The worker said, oh, were not closing, I'm quitting this job.
Jenny rolled her eyes. Squee walked up to Jenny, and asked, "why is your hair blue?" Jenny replied, "I like that color"
Johnny noticed Jenny's pack of cigarets, "why do you do that?" He looked so annoyed, but not on the verge of a kill... yet.. Squee walked to the car.
Jenny replied, "...uh, I'm just so stressed out all the time, it seems to help, but then, I don't know"
"You should quit... it's revolting... you don't do it to be 'cool' do you!?" Nny accused. Jenny said, "It's not to easy to quit, as for the cool thing, I hate people who smoke to, fit in"
Nny replied, "me as well" he walked out the door, rather annoyed, almost twitching, he stepped into the passenger side of the car.
Squee asked, "are you mad scary man?" he scooted farther back in his seat. Jennifer sat in the drivers seat, she upset. "I'm sorry Nny...I never meant to anger you" she is too sensitive. She started the Car.
Nny leaned back and relaxed a bit, "I can't stand smokers, but a lets your not as revolting as the rest, your lucky your not dead yet..."
Jennifer stared blankly at the road, "your joking right?" she speed up a bet becoming nervous. A silence prolonged...
Squee yawn. Nny said, "maybe...no... I'm sorry... you need to understand I'm not quiet... eh normal"
Jenny said, "hell, I'm FAR from normal" Jenny pulled into her driveway, and stepped out of the car and helped Squee, it is a horrible 2 door car.
Nny said, "well.. I have things to uh...attend to" he said as he drank he's brain freeze. Jennifer waved and lit a cigarette with out thinking, lucky nny was already walking away.
Squee said, "Shmee says your gonna get cancer... " He looked worried. Jennifer replied, "maybe I sound listen to shmee and Johnny..."
Squee nodded, "at school, they showed this one Teen, she was smoking, then she coughed out her lungs and blood splattered ever where, then the barfed out her stomach..."
Jenny Blinked, "you have a fucked up school... that's bull shit" she took a long drag from her cigarette, "you want some food?" She lifted a bag out of the car.
Squee replied, "um... I AM hungry..." he hugged Shmee, "but what if you poison me..." he looked scared.
Jenny laughed and took another drag, "your too paranoid, you eat you parents food, and there more likely to kill you than I am, I love kids! And well, they don't"
Squee said, "Shmee said my parents were trying to kill me yesterday..." he looked so sad and miserable.
Jenny took his hand and walked him inside, "before I put in my add for a baby sitter I got ready..."
Squee didn't know what she meant, he made a squee noise. Jenny took him past the kitchen and to a door, Squee yelled, "Where are we going? This is not the kitchen? You are going to kill me!"
Jenny said, "calm down!" then took a drag and opened the door, the room was full of toys and it had a bunk bed in it, "I knew some parents would want the kids to nap... but I think your staying here for a while, you can have this room, I'll get you some Dinner, it's 10:00... damn... oh Also I don't smoke in this room, so you can breath better here. She walked into the kitchen.
Squee talked to shmee, "she seems nice, but you never know... Shmee! She is not weird. She Did let a stranger in her car... ok she might not be smart... it would be mean to set her cigarets on fire shmee!" he continued to talk to shmee, then looked out the window, "OH NO! This window faces that scary man's house too!"
Jenny Ran in the room with a knife, she WAS Cooking, "What's wrong?" Squee said, "SQUEEEEEEEEEE!" and hid in the bed.
Jenny walked back to the kitchen, put the knife on the table, walked back to squee, and sat next to him. "I was cutting tomatoes... what's wrong?"
Squee looked up at her, "you were gonna kill me..." he was shaking, "and johnny's house is over there.. And... and..."
Jenny smiled, "I am not going to kill you... know I might kill my self..." she said, her voice and smile fading, "but I shouldn't I have a job now... no more schools filled with annoying, inept, shallow people... still... no one likes me..."
Squee blinked. Jenny slapped herself, "sorry, I haven't ranted in a while, your to young to under stand how..." she was interrupted.
Squee, "no one likes me either I thought my parents did, but now I'm not sure, shmee says so much..." he started to cry.
Jenny put an arm around him, "it's ok... I gotta finish dinner, I got work at 3 am... heh I love night jobs" she walked in the kitchen, about 11:30 it was done, "Todd, supper is ready, I made a pizza..."
Squee walked into the kitchen, "Smells good" He sat at a small card table, in a yawn chair.
Jenny brought to plates with pizza on it, "sorry as far as furniture I'm cheap" They ate there pizza, there was 3 pieces left, she put them away for breakfast, cold pizza is good.
Jenny said, "can you wake yourself up for school?" she sighed, "I have work until 11:00 afternoon at the 24-7, my second day working there..."
Squee replied, "I think" as he yawned.
Jenny walked him to his room and set his alarm for 7:00am, then tucked him in, "good night, I got to sleep after work, wake me up when you get home from school...wait, do you need a ride to school... crap..."
Squee replied, "I walk to school"
Jenny replied back, "your only in 2nd grade or so..."
"I know"
"Well, good night"
"Good night" Squee said Jenny walked into her living room at looked at the clock, 12:00, she sat down and watched 'Jenny Jones' until it was 1 o'clock then got dress for work. Then checked on Squee who was asleep, "note to self to bitch out his parents..." she wispered.