Q:Why did the one handed man cross the road? A:To get to the second hand shop!
To all you who thought I was dead, I once again appear before you. Yes, I know it's been a while but I'm finding myself with more and more things to do outside of writing fiction.
Well, it's been a while but here's an update. I'll try and work on my other stories as well… or maybe not.
CA
-New Chapter-
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*Some crappy part of Nerv*
Nerv is a big organization that offers many jobs. A large portion of these jobs hold exciting prospects, like piloting big robots for example.
Sadly, not everyone has it so fortunate.
These are the kind of thoughts that run through the head of every lowly tech or security guard that works on the base.
This is the tale of Bob. Bob was an ordinary man who worked an ordinary job in a not so ordinary place. Yes, Bob was one of those lowly security guards who works overtime and doesn't get paid extra (and yes, he will eventually get killed in EOE).
"Hey you." A voice came from behind him.
He turned and came face to face with a person who, like many of the other male Nerv employees, he had fantasized about.
"May I help you?" Bob asked.
"Why certainly mister… um..." The purple haired woman looked closer at his name tag. "Mister Bob..."
They were both silent for a moment. Bob was puzzled.
"Mister Bob?" Misato finally spoke up.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"That is the dumbest name I've ever heard." Misato told him plainly.
To her surprise, Mister Bob broke out in to tears. "I-I can't help it if my parents decided to give me this name." He said in between sobs.
Misato immediately felt guilty at this. "Alright, look, it's not that big a deal." She offered whist patting him on the shoulder.
'She's touching me! Yuss!' He thought triumphantly.
"Thank you." He said while wiping away the last of his tears. "So, why did you come down here?"
"Well, you guys have apparently arrested someone who had followed Asuka in to the base, so I've come down here to see this person."
"Oh yeah, he's down in block C or D or something… follow me!"
And so the two set of to find the cell in which Kensuke was being held.
Misato still had no idea that it had been Shinji's friend who had been captured and imprisoned.
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*Suzahara residence*
"Touji… make love to me!" Hikari screamed as she pounced on top of the clueless jock…
…That is what would be happening if Touji's day dream did indeed come true. He was so absorbed in it that he failed to notice the appearance of the real Hikari at the door to his room.
"Touji… Hello?"
No response.
"Are you there?" After he failed to respond Hikari waved a hand in front of his face but still to no avail.
Hikari walked out of his room to go and find his father.
"Mister Suzahara, something is wrong with Touji!" She yelled.
"Is he spacing out again?" A reply came from a different room in the house.
"I think so!"
"Poke him with a stick!" His father yelled. "That outta bring him back. There's one to the side of his bed."
Hikari developed a large sweat-drop as she went in search of the stick she would be poking Touji with.
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*Nerv Cell Block*
"Well, this is the cell right here." Bob said as he stopped in front of one of the many large metallic re-enforced doors.
"Open it up then." Misato said, sparing Bob a quick glance.
Bob keyed in a few buttons and the door started shuddering. A few moments later it began to open.
"Thar she is, yar."
Surprisingly enough, the door dramatically opened to reveal a… scruffy looking Kensuke.
The boy was blinded by the light coming from outside the cell so he couldn't tell that it was Misato.
"What now?" He half asked, half sighed.
"Ken?" Misato asked not really believing it. "Is that you?"
"Hey Misato." He smiled. "What brings you here?"
"What the hell are you doing here locked up in a cell?" She asked, her voice rising.
"I'm serving out my punishment!" Kensuke said somewhat proudly. "I am a prisoner of war."
"Oh brother…" Misato rolled her eyes and then turned to the guard next to her. "As of now this person is no longer a prisoner."
"Um… alright." The guard said.
"Ken." Misato said sternly. "I want you to tell me exactly why you were locked up in this cell."
'Some heads are gonna roll' She thought to herself.
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-Author's Note-
*Screeeeeeeeeech*
Total 180 spin here, hold it.
Well, in recent times I've realized that I really hate this story and I have no passion what-so-ever to continue it. Funny thing is this is coming from someone who in the past said that he just can't understand how some people can leave a story un-finished.
If someone actually likes this, feel free to continue it. I honestly don't care.
…Just make sure to drop me a line before you do. If not, then let it join the rest of the Eva graveyard… RIP
To all you who thought I was dead, I once again appear before you. Yes, I know it's been a while but I'm finding myself with more and more things to do outside of writing fiction.
Well, it's been a while but here's an update. I'll try and work on my other stories as well… or maybe not.
CA
-New Chapter-
---
*Some crappy part of Nerv*
Nerv is a big organization that offers many jobs. A large portion of these jobs hold exciting prospects, like piloting big robots for example.
Sadly, not everyone has it so fortunate.
These are the kind of thoughts that run through the head of every lowly tech or security guard that works on the base.
This is the tale of Bob. Bob was an ordinary man who worked an ordinary job in a not so ordinary place. Yes, Bob was one of those lowly security guards who works overtime and doesn't get paid extra (and yes, he will eventually get killed in EOE).
"Hey you." A voice came from behind him.
He turned and came face to face with a person who, like many of the other male Nerv employees, he had fantasized about.
"May I help you?" Bob asked.
"Why certainly mister… um..." The purple haired woman looked closer at his name tag. "Mister Bob..."
They were both silent for a moment. Bob was puzzled.
"Mister Bob?" Misato finally spoke up.
"What's wrong?" He asked.
"That is the dumbest name I've ever heard." Misato told him plainly.
To her surprise, Mister Bob broke out in to tears. "I-I can't help it if my parents decided to give me this name." He said in between sobs.
Misato immediately felt guilty at this. "Alright, look, it's not that big a deal." She offered whist patting him on the shoulder.
'She's touching me! Yuss!' He thought triumphantly.
"Thank you." He said while wiping away the last of his tears. "So, why did you come down here?"
"Well, you guys have apparently arrested someone who had followed Asuka in to the base, so I've come down here to see this person."
"Oh yeah, he's down in block C or D or something… follow me!"
And so the two set of to find the cell in which Kensuke was being held.
Misato still had no idea that it had been Shinji's friend who had been captured and imprisoned.
---
*Suzahara residence*
"Touji… make love to me!" Hikari screamed as she pounced on top of the clueless jock…
…That is what would be happening if Touji's day dream did indeed come true. He was so absorbed in it that he failed to notice the appearance of the real Hikari at the door to his room.
"Touji… Hello?"
No response.
"Are you there?" After he failed to respond Hikari waved a hand in front of his face but still to no avail.
Hikari walked out of his room to go and find his father.
"Mister Suzahara, something is wrong with Touji!" She yelled.
"Is he spacing out again?" A reply came from a different room in the house.
"I think so!"
"Poke him with a stick!" His father yelled. "That outta bring him back. There's one to the side of his bed."
Hikari developed a large sweat-drop as she went in search of the stick she would be poking Touji with.
---
*Nerv Cell Block*
"Well, this is the cell right here." Bob said as he stopped in front of one of the many large metallic re-enforced doors.
"Open it up then." Misato said, sparing Bob a quick glance.
Bob keyed in a few buttons and the door started shuddering. A few moments later it began to open.
"Thar she is, yar."
Surprisingly enough, the door dramatically opened to reveal a… scruffy looking Kensuke.
The boy was blinded by the light coming from outside the cell so he couldn't tell that it was Misato.
"What now?" He half asked, half sighed.
"Ken?" Misato asked not really believing it. "Is that you?"
"Hey Misato." He smiled. "What brings you here?"
"What the hell are you doing here locked up in a cell?" She asked, her voice rising.
"I'm serving out my punishment!" Kensuke said somewhat proudly. "I am a prisoner of war."
"Oh brother…" Misato rolled her eyes and then turned to the guard next to her. "As of now this person is no longer a prisoner."
"Um… alright." The guard said.
"Ken." Misato said sternly. "I want you to tell me exactly why you were locked up in this cell."
'Some heads are gonna roll' She thought to herself.
---
********************
-Author's Note-
*Screeeeeeeeeech*
Total 180 spin here, hold it.
Well, in recent times I've realized that I really hate this story and I have no passion what-so-ever to continue it. Funny thing is this is coming from someone who in the past said that he just can't understand how some people can leave a story un-finished.
If someone actually likes this, feel free to continue it. I honestly don't care.
…Just make sure to drop me a line before you do. If not, then let it join the rest of the Eva graveyard… RIP