After a loooong time of no-updatedness… I have decided sighs loudly to continue.

Disclaimer which chews away at my sanity: I will… never… own… Yu-Gi-Oh!

Chapter 19- Serenity

Damn, where have I been the past few… enter amount of time?

"Excuse me, sir? Are you there?"

…If I wasn't here, then where would I be? It's not like I got sent to the Shadow Realm! …Wait… what if I AM in the Shadow Realm?

"HelloOoOoo…"

Ugh, that voice is so annoying, I have to be in the Shadow Realm! There is no other possible explanation!

"Big brother, I think he's dead."

Stupid idiot, you can't die in the Shadow Realm! If you could die in the Shadow Realm, than Ryou would've died a long time when Bakura sent him there. Then again, he looks like he did die…maybe he's actually some kind of ghost. I mean, he's all pale and… and he likes furniture! That's a sheer sign of a ghost!

All ghosts like furniture, it's so common! What kind of ghost doesn't? I personally, have met quite a few myself, because they like to hang around the furniture that Ryou buys! It's like they swarm to him or something…them and their…ghostliness…ness.

Ew, especially that nasty polka-dotted armchair, that thing is older than time itself! I've seen ghosts of ghosts hang around that thing and speak to me, in fact, I remember one particular conversation when I was sick with a fever, and the kind ghosts were trying to entertain me…yes, those ghosts were great, especially Fred. He was awesome, cause he could juggle.

"Big brother, who's Fred?"

"Serenity… back away from the unconscious body. That's Malik you're trying to interpret! He's just a drunk bastard!"

"When'd you learn big words?"

"AIIEE!!"

And then Mary Jane was great too, she was such a nice lady. She tried to bring me coffee made from her lint collection in area A4 of the armchair. That was kind of nasty though, but I still accepted the offer because I'm too kind to say no. Too bad she was a monkey's slut on highway 89 back in the 40's.

"Big brother, I think we should bring him to a hospital…"

"No, don't! You'll wake him up!"

"Ugh… Monkey Slut…"

"…Yeah, you're right, let's just leave him there."

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And do the chapters get any longer? ….No. Ah well, at least I continued at all! MUAHAHA!