"Mulder, can you remind me what we are doing in Japan again?" Scully asked
giving Mulder a look of annoyance.
"Scully I told you, we are looking for a chupacabra!" He said for the millionth time, not taking his eyes off his driving.
They had been on the road for many hours now, in search of the elusive Chupacabra. Were there any chupacabra's in Japan? Probably not. But a little thing like absurd searching had never stopped Mulder before, and if he had to find it in his spleen, he would find that chupacabra. "Mulder.. Chupacabra's are native to Mexico and South America..." Scully said, "If they were to exist of course." "They exist Scully, open your mind! And I say they're in Japan too. and I'm always right, because I'm Fox Mulder!" There was no way in this universe he would admit he went all the way to Japan, just because he was a super Otaku. Mulder having the screws loose refused to go to the store in America to get anime and pocky, it's just better when straight from Japan. "Fine.... but why did we have to buy 7 crates of pocky and thirty anime tapes?!" Scully asked him, her annoyance ringing clear.
Mulder gave her the look a cow gives an oncoming train, and then turned on the radio. "Oh I love this song!" With this he proceeded to sing along in a high-pitched voice like a fruity idiot. "Papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep, Papa don't preach I've been losing sleep, but I've made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby oo ooo, I'm keeping my baaaaaaa-"
What happened next is a mystery still, was it just wear and tear? Did a bug fly in the engine? Was Mulder singing like Kelly Osbourne just too much for the car? Whatever the reason, the car died right then and there. Mulder looked at the speedometer for a moment. "Oh"
Scully continued to stare at Mulder; she was still suffering post Fruity Mulder Singing Trauma. Mulder climbed out of the car and lifted the hood. Mulder being Mulder he knew he could fix anything, because he just knows everything. With this he poked around, within two seconds stuff was leaking out and popping.
Scully was suddenly standing next to Mulder. "When did the car stop? And why.... were you singing.... please don't ever do it again."
He squinted his eyes, "this from the woman who not once, but TWICE sang Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and did a good job imitating a bullfrog?"
"......"
"Hahaha! Exactly what I thought!" Mulder exclaimed giggling like a child.
"You are so childish..."
"Nuh!"
Scully rolled her eyes again and pulled out her handy dandy cell phone, she started to dial, when she gasped. "My... battery.... for the first time.... its.... dead.... no cell phone... Mulder let me use yours."
He looked up at the sky like he hadn't heard her. "Use my what?" "Cell phone.... give it." She said, her nerves short, Scully without cell phone is like fish without water.
"Oh... I traded it... for this cute widdle plushie!" He grinned and hugged a Pikachu plushie.
Scully twitched, "we don't have a cell phone?"
"Nope"
Scully gave another visible twitch, "we're going to die."
Mulder shook his head and laughed, "Nonsense! There's a house up there lets go!"
With this Scully and Mulder tramped up the road to the house in the distance.
They came upon a mailbox with some kanji on it. Scully looked at it for a moment, "Shigure Sohma Residence"
"You know Japanese?" He looked at her dumbfounded.
"Hai" She responded starting to walk to the house
"Huh?"
"Yes, I know Japanese" She told him in her normal emotionless tongue.
"How come you let me babble like an idiot to that man at the market instead of playing translator?" Mulder asked her his voice near whining.
"Because it was funny to see you try and do charades for chupacabra on that stuffed goat."
"You are cold." He said.
They walked up to the door and knocked. A man in a strange robe and jet black hair answered, he glanced at them, "Hello..." Scully stared at the man, "Hello, may we use your phone? Our car broke down on the road. My name is Dana Scully and this is Fox Mulder, we are with the FBI in the US."
The man blinked, "ok, of course you may use the phone! Please come in... I am Shigure Sohma" He turned around and shouted up the stairs, "Yuki, Kyou, Haru, Momiji, we have guests come down here!" Several thumps were heard and then a high pitched wail. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Kyou hit me" Momiji's voice floated down the stairs.
Kyou stomped down the stairs yelling over his shoulders, "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SCRATCHING MY BURNED CD'S! I need to be able to sell those and I can't if they're scratched!" He then stormed into the kitchen.
Shigure looked at Kyou, "these are FBI agents from the United States Kyou they-" Kyou's eyes grew wide, "They're here from the Metallica stuff I downloaded...... AAAAH" He ran up the stairs passing Yuki and Haru. Haru was giving Yuki obvious goo goo eyes. Momiji was following close behind them.
"FBI agents? Have you come to take Kyou away?" Yuki asked hopefully.
Mulder was too busy eyeing Momiji's anime shirt to answer. So Scully answered, "No.... Our car broke down." Yuki sighed, "Oh well, was worth asking, too bad huh Haru?" Yuki looked at Haru, but Haru's gaze was elsewhere. In fact it was right on Mulder. With admiring eyes. Yuki recognized those eyes, as they were usually on him. Yuki didn't know why but he felt a twinge of jealousy. "Haru?" "Hmm?" Haru asked in a dazed tone still obviously drooling over Mulder. "Never mind" Yuki said rubbing the bridge of his nose.
Mulder noticed Haru staring at him, and at first thought "hahaha he has been dazed by my sexiness" then he noticed Haru was quite male and began to feel uncomfortable. Mulder was silently starting to wonder if his fruity singing had triggered something when Momiji's voice broke his thoughts. It broke everyone's in fact, except for Haru, who is oblivious to life itself. He just continued to stare at Mulder.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOW! Real agent people! I bet you're like them guys, on that movie, that do that stuff with the aliens! Can I see your badge and funky weapons can I can I can I?!" Momiji said bouncing around like a ferret named Malfoy.
Scully looked at Momiji with a look of horror and mystery. The horror was how could anything sound so annoying; the mystery was she couldn't tell if he was a boy or a girl, as he was wearing a bright pink dress. Before Scully could explain they didn't deal with aliens and before Mulder could explain they DID deal with aliens, Momiji had done a flying Momiji leap and clung to Scully. With a poof and some smoke he was suddenly a rabbit. Scully blinked at the little yellow rabbit clinging to her leg and started yelling.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT MIGHT BITE ME AAAH GET IT OFF!" She started yelling.
*~~~~Cheesy Flashback~~~~*
Little Scully: "awe you a cute wittle wabbit, yes you awe, give Scuwwy a kissy!"
Rabbit: .....
Little Scully: *kisses bunny's forehead*
Rabbit: .... *CHOMP*
Little Scully: WAAAAAH DEH WABBIT BITE MY WIP! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
*~~~~End Flashback~~~~*
Mulder not knowing Scully's bunny phobia stood there in a stupor. Scully flicked her leg and Momiji went flying through the air and was caught by Hatori, who had just wandered in the door. Hatori stared at Momiji and then at the two agents.
"Shigure..... What happened.....?" Hatori asked in his calm voice still holding a whimpering Momiji. Shigure opened his mouth to explain when Mulder came out of stupor mode.
"OH MY GOD! That Bo-... Gir-.... child turned into a rabbit!" Mulder said pointing out the obvious.
Scully muttered, "thank you captain obvious."
"He must be an alien!" Mulder screeched. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy, except for Haru, who looked at him like he was a hot hunk of sexy... something.
Momiji suddenly turned back into him self and then ran to put his clothes on. Scully was still suffering post bunny clingy trauma, and Mulder was still pointing at Momiji whispering "aaaaaaaalllieeeeeeeeeen"
"Mulder...." Scully said
"Aaaaaaaaaaaalllliiiieeeeeeeen"
"Mulder...."
"Aaaaaaa-"
"MULDER!" Scully said loudly.
"What?" He said still pointing stupidly at Momiji
"Stop"
"Ok"
"So can we use your phone?" Scully asked Shigure as though nothing had happened.
"SCULLY WE CAN'T LEAVE!" Mulder whined, "That boy just turned into a bunny!"
"All the more reason to" she replied and looked at the Sohma's who were all staring at Mulder and Scully as though they were the ones who has turned into animals and back, except Haru, who was still oogling, and Yuki who was staring at Haru with a pouty jealous look. Ever since Tohru went crazy and ran off with that paper boy who was as she put it "more reliable and huggable" Yuki had felt different towards Haru. Who could blame him? That more huggable comment was a slap in the face indeed. He should've known that ditzy sweet act was a fake! No one can be that cheery and nice!
"Scully, I'm not leaving till I study them...." Mulder was only half thinking of this, the other half had noticed an extensive anime library sitting on the floor in a box labeled "property of Momiji"
"Fine then... I think I'll stay then" Scully was looking at Hatori very strangely indeed; it was a look no one had ever seen before. It looked though she had needed to go to the bathroom badly, and had finally gone.
Shigure watched Mulder and Scully, "You are welcome to stay.... as long as you don't break my house. Kyou what are you doing?" Shigure glanced to Kyou, who was attempting to sneak out the door with a humongous stack of burned cd's, games and software.
As all heads (but Haru's) turned to Kyou his eyes grew wide, "NOTHING! These are some discs I uh am going to destroy! They aren't evidence or anything they just they they, NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS!" Kyou ran outside giving a fearful glance to the agents.
Mulder turned to Momiji, "hey there little Momiji bunny person thing..... Do you happen to like anime?"
Momiji smiled and said in his squeaky voice, "Hai!" He grabbed Mulder's hand and dragged him into the living room where they popped in a vhs tape. Haru followed and plopped in a chair, and continued to gaze at Mulder. Mulder felt creeped out again but was quickly redirected when the tape started. Hatori sat down at the table and Scully sat across from him, still making that funny face. Shigure went off upstairs to work on his novel, so he could tease his novelist later. Yuki gave Haru a mournful look and went up the stairs.
A whopping two hours had passed since our agents had been at the Sohma's. Momiji and Mulder were still watching anime, clutching plushies, and chanting different things depending on the series, it was currently "go speed racer gooo!" Haru was still staring at Mulder. Yuki was upstairs, doing who knows what. Kyou had run back inside, his armful of cd's mysteriously gone. Hatori and Scully were still sitting at the table, Scully with a face of pure awe, and Hatori a face of pure... Hatori-ness. "So... Hatori.... you say you're a doctor?" "Yes" Answered Hatori emotionlessly. "Me toooo! I have a PhD!" Scully said, in all too cheery voice, which sounded creepy from her. "You're a doctor, I hope you have a PhD." Hatori answered. "Yes well.... you have yours then?" she asked propping her head on her hands and leaning against the table. "Yes" he answered again, still monotone. "Do you have any other degrees or awards or anything?" Scully asked, feeling she had found a soul mate. Unemotional, scientific, smart, handsome.... "I have a degree in psychology as well..." he said. Scully felt her heart burst, she was head over heels, and hooked in, she just had to make sure of one thing..... "You don't believe in aliens right Hatori?" She asked him, her eyes pleading. "No, that's ridiculous." "You are perfect!" Scully slipped out, "you are an amazing fellow, and we must get to know each other more..." Hatori's eyes widened and he felt a lump form in his stomach. He had felt she was interesting, but he had his test as well, he thought like him she was just putting up a hard exterior, but like him, was a gooey marshmellow inside. Still staring at her with no emotion he asked, "What do you think snow becomes when it melts?" Scully looked at him blankly, "It becomes water of course...." Hatori stood up, "goodbye Miss Scully, I must be going." Scully blinked, "what? No don't leave" She was too late though, Hatori had already entered his car and left for the main house.
While all this was happening Yuki came downstairs. He was dressed in black dress pants, a black coat, a black tie and a white shirt; he also wore a pair of sunglasses. He came down and plopped next to Haru, and in the most seductive voice he could muster he whispered "hey Haru...."
Haru didn't even look at him, he was too busy watching Mulder hop up and down with Momiji chanting "Pikachu Pikachu!" Yuki sighed, but wasn't about to give up, he gently laid his hand upon Haru's face and guided it so it was facing him. Haru blinked, "oh hi Yuki...." his eyes then went back to Mulder doing some strange dance and rapping along to the poke`rap.
Yuki stared at him feeling a bit frustrated and then wrapped his arm around Haru, "hey look, I'm dressed like a FBI agent, lets play FBI guy and alien, the alien can probe-"
Haru sighed wistfully while staring at Mulder. Yuki could've slapped him, but gritted his teeth and tried again. He pulled himself onto his lap and stuck his head in Haru's line of vision. "Hey you, what's a rat gotta do for some attention around here?"
Haru blinked suddenly realizing his Mulder vision was gone. His brain stopped being stuck under Mulder's spell and stared at Yuki.
"Yuki? You... you... you're on my lap..... and you... are dressed like a FBI guy..." Haru stuttered out bewildered.
Yuki looked at Haru happily, "yup! Wanna go play alien and FBI guy?"
Haru grinned at him, "sure...." with this he stood up and carried a very happy looking Yuki up the stairs.
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Well, that was terrible! Don't worry there is more to come! I will update soon, feedback is highly appreciated and will motivate me! Thanks a bunches! ^_^
"Scully I told you, we are looking for a chupacabra!" He said for the millionth time, not taking his eyes off his driving.
They had been on the road for many hours now, in search of the elusive Chupacabra. Were there any chupacabra's in Japan? Probably not. But a little thing like absurd searching had never stopped Mulder before, and if he had to find it in his spleen, he would find that chupacabra. "Mulder.. Chupacabra's are native to Mexico and South America..." Scully said, "If they were to exist of course." "They exist Scully, open your mind! And I say they're in Japan too. and I'm always right, because I'm Fox Mulder!" There was no way in this universe he would admit he went all the way to Japan, just because he was a super Otaku. Mulder having the screws loose refused to go to the store in America to get anime and pocky, it's just better when straight from Japan. "Fine.... but why did we have to buy 7 crates of pocky and thirty anime tapes?!" Scully asked him, her annoyance ringing clear.
Mulder gave her the look a cow gives an oncoming train, and then turned on the radio. "Oh I love this song!" With this he proceeded to sing along in a high-pitched voice like a fruity idiot. "Papa don't preach I'm in trouble deep, Papa don't preach I've been losing sleep, but I've made up my mind, I'm keeping my baby oo ooo, I'm keeping my baaaaaaa-"
What happened next is a mystery still, was it just wear and tear? Did a bug fly in the engine? Was Mulder singing like Kelly Osbourne just too much for the car? Whatever the reason, the car died right then and there. Mulder looked at the speedometer for a moment. "Oh"
Scully continued to stare at Mulder; she was still suffering post Fruity Mulder Singing Trauma. Mulder climbed out of the car and lifted the hood. Mulder being Mulder he knew he could fix anything, because he just knows everything. With this he poked around, within two seconds stuff was leaking out and popping.
Scully was suddenly standing next to Mulder. "When did the car stop? And why.... were you singing.... please don't ever do it again."
He squinted his eyes, "this from the woman who not once, but TWICE sang Jeremiah was a bullfrog, and did a good job imitating a bullfrog?"
"......"
"Hahaha! Exactly what I thought!" Mulder exclaimed giggling like a child.
"You are so childish..."
"Nuh!"
Scully rolled her eyes again and pulled out her handy dandy cell phone, she started to dial, when she gasped. "My... battery.... for the first time.... its.... dead.... no cell phone... Mulder let me use yours."
He looked up at the sky like he hadn't heard her. "Use my what?" "Cell phone.... give it." She said, her nerves short, Scully without cell phone is like fish without water.
"Oh... I traded it... for this cute widdle plushie!" He grinned and hugged a Pikachu plushie.
Scully twitched, "we don't have a cell phone?"
"Nope"
Scully gave another visible twitch, "we're going to die."
Mulder shook his head and laughed, "Nonsense! There's a house up there lets go!"
With this Scully and Mulder tramped up the road to the house in the distance.
They came upon a mailbox with some kanji on it. Scully looked at it for a moment, "Shigure Sohma Residence"
"You know Japanese?" He looked at her dumbfounded.
"Hai" She responded starting to walk to the house
"Huh?"
"Yes, I know Japanese" She told him in her normal emotionless tongue.
"How come you let me babble like an idiot to that man at the market instead of playing translator?" Mulder asked her his voice near whining.
"Because it was funny to see you try and do charades for chupacabra on that stuffed goat."
"You are cold." He said.
They walked up to the door and knocked. A man in a strange robe and jet black hair answered, he glanced at them, "Hello..." Scully stared at the man, "Hello, may we use your phone? Our car broke down on the road. My name is Dana Scully and this is Fox Mulder, we are with the FBI in the US."
The man blinked, "ok, of course you may use the phone! Please come in... I am Shigure Sohma" He turned around and shouted up the stairs, "Yuki, Kyou, Haru, Momiji, we have guests come down here!" Several thumps were heard and then a high pitched wail. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Kyou hit me" Momiji's voice floated down the stairs.
Kyou stomped down the stairs yelling over his shoulders, "THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SCRATCHING MY BURNED CD'S! I need to be able to sell those and I can't if they're scratched!" He then stormed into the kitchen.
Shigure looked at Kyou, "these are FBI agents from the United States Kyou they-" Kyou's eyes grew wide, "They're here from the Metallica stuff I downloaded...... AAAAH" He ran up the stairs passing Yuki and Haru. Haru was giving Yuki obvious goo goo eyes. Momiji was following close behind them.
"FBI agents? Have you come to take Kyou away?" Yuki asked hopefully.
Mulder was too busy eyeing Momiji's anime shirt to answer. So Scully answered, "No.... Our car broke down." Yuki sighed, "Oh well, was worth asking, too bad huh Haru?" Yuki looked at Haru, but Haru's gaze was elsewhere. In fact it was right on Mulder. With admiring eyes. Yuki recognized those eyes, as they were usually on him. Yuki didn't know why but he felt a twinge of jealousy. "Haru?" "Hmm?" Haru asked in a dazed tone still obviously drooling over Mulder. "Never mind" Yuki said rubbing the bridge of his nose.
Mulder noticed Haru staring at him, and at first thought "hahaha he has been dazed by my sexiness" then he noticed Haru was quite male and began to feel uncomfortable. Mulder was silently starting to wonder if his fruity singing had triggered something when Momiji's voice broke his thoughts. It broke everyone's in fact, except for Haru, who is oblivious to life itself. He just continued to stare at Mulder.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOW! Real agent people! I bet you're like them guys, on that movie, that do that stuff with the aliens! Can I see your badge and funky weapons can I can I can I?!" Momiji said bouncing around like a ferret named Malfoy.
Scully looked at Momiji with a look of horror and mystery. The horror was how could anything sound so annoying; the mystery was she couldn't tell if he was a boy or a girl, as he was wearing a bright pink dress. Before Scully could explain they didn't deal with aliens and before Mulder could explain they DID deal with aliens, Momiji had done a flying Momiji leap and clung to Scully. With a poof and some smoke he was suddenly a rabbit. Scully blinked at the little yellow rabbit clinging to her leg and started yelling.
"GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT MIGHT BITE ME AAAH GET IT OFF!" She started yelling.
*~~~~Cheesy Flashback~~~~*
Little Scully: "awe you a cute wittle wabbit, yes you awe, give Scuwwy a kissy!"
Rabbit: .....
Little Scully: *kisses bunny's forehead*
Rabbit: .... *CHOMP*
Little Scully: WAAAAAH DEH WABBIT BITE MY WIP! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
*~~~~End Flashback~~~~*
Mulder not knowing Scully's bunny phobia stood there in a stupor. Scully flicked her leg and Momiji went flying through the air and was caught by Hatori, who had just wandered in the door. Hatori stared at Momiji and then at the two agents.
"Shigure..... What happened.....?" Hatori asked in his calm voice still holding a whimpering Momiji. Shigure opened his mouth to explain when Mulder came out of stupor mode.
"OH MY GOD! That Bo-... Gir-.... child turned into a rabbit!" Mulder said pointing out the obvious.
Scully muttered, "thank you captain obvious."
"He must be an alien!" Mulder screeched. Everyone looked at him like he was crazy, except for Haru, who looked at him like he was a hot hunk of sexy... something.
Momiji suddenly turned back into him self and then ran to put his clothes on. Scully was still suffering post bunny clingy trauma, and Mulder was still pointing at Momiji whispering "aaaaaaaalllieeeeeeeeeen"
"Mulder...." Scully said
"Aaaaaaaaaaaalllliiiieeeeeeeen"
"Mulder...."
"Aaaaaaa-"
"MULDER!" Scully said loudly.
"What?" He said still pointing stupidly at Momiji
"Stop"
"Ok"
"So can we use your phone?" Scully asked Shigure as though nothing had happened.
"SCULLY WE CAN'T LEAVE!" Mulder whined, "That boy just turned into a bunny!"
"All the more reason to" she replied and looked at the Sohma's who were all staring at Mulder and Scully as though they were the ones who has turned into animals and back, except Haru, who was still oogling, and Yuki who was staring at Haru with a pouty jealous look. Ever since Tohru went crazy and ran off with that paper boy who was as she put it "more reliable and huggable" Yuki had felt different towards Haru. Who could blame him? That more huggable comment was a slap in the face indeed. He should've known that ditzy sweet act was a fake! No one can be that cheery and nice!
"Scully, I'm not leaving till I study them...." Mulder was only half thinking of this, the other half had noticed an extensive anime library sitting on the floor in a box labeled "property of Momiji"
"Fine then... I think I'll stay then" Scully was looking at Hatori very strangely indeed; it was a look no one had ever seen before. It looked though she had needed to go to the bathroom badly, and had finally gone.
Shigure watched Mulder and Scully, "You are welcome to stay.... as long as you don't break my house. Kyou what are you doing?" Shigure glanced to Kyou, who was attempting to sneak out the door with a humongous stack of burned cd's, games and software.
As all heads (but Haru's) turned to Kyou his eyes grew wide, "NOTHING! These are some discs I uh am going to destroy! They aren't evidence or anything they just they they, NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS!" Kyou ran outside giving a fearful glance to the agents.
Mulder turned to Momiji, "hey there little Momiji bunny person thing..... Do you happen to like anime?"
Momiji smiled and said in his squeaky voice, "Hai!" He grabbed Mulder's hand and dragged him into the living room where they popped in a vhs tape. Haru followed and plopped in a chair, and continued to gaze at Mulder. Mulder felt creeped out again but was quickly redirected when the tape started. Hatori sat down at the table and Scully sat across from him, still making that funny face. Shigure went off upstairs to work on his novel, so he could tease his novelist later. Yuki gave Haru a mournful look and went up the stairs.
A whopping two hours had passed since our agents had been at the Sohma's. Momiji and Mulder were still watching anime, clutching plushies, and chanting different things depending on the series, it was currently "go speed racer gooo!" Haru was still staring at Mulder. Yuki was upstairs, doing who knows what. Kyou had run back inside, his armful of cd's mysteriously gone. Hatori and Scully were still sitting at the table, Scully with a face of pure awe, and Hatori a face of pure... Hatori-ness. "So... Hatori.... you say you're a doctor?" "Yes" Answered Hatori emotionlessly. "Me toooo! I have a PhD!" Scully said, in all too cheery voice, which sounded creepy from her. "You're a doctor, I hope you have a PhD." Hatori answered. "Yes well.... you have yours then?" she asked propping her head on her hands and leaning against the table. "Yes" he answered again, still monotone. "Do you have any other degrees or awards or anything?" Scully asked, feeling she had found a soul mate. Unemotional, scientific, smart, handsome.... "I have a degree in psychology as well..." he said. Scully felt her heart burst, she was head over heels, and hooked in, she just had to make sure of one thing..... "You don't believe in aliens right Hatori?" She asked him, her eyes pleading. "No, that's ridiculous." "You are perfect!" Scully slipped out, "you are an amazing fellow, and we must get to know each other more..." Hatori's eyes widened and he felt a lump form in his stomach. He had felt she was interesting, but he had his test as well, he thought like him she was just putting up a hard exterior, but like him, was a gooey marshmellow inside. Still staring at her with no emotion he asked, "What do you think snow becomes when it melts?" Scully looked at him blankly, "It becomes water of course...." Hatori stood up, "goodbye Miss Scully, I must be going." Scully blinked, "what? No don't leave" She was too late though, Hatori had already entered his car and left for the main house.
While all this was happening Yuki came downstairs. He was dressed in black dress pants, a black coat, a black tie and a white shirt; he also wore a pair of sunglasses. He came down and plopped next to Haru, and in the most seductive voice he could muster he whispered "hey Haru...."
Haru didn't even look at him, he was too busy watching Mulder hop up and down with Momiji chanting "Pikachu Pikachu!" Yuki sighed, but wasn't about to give up, he gently laid his hand upon Haru's face and guided it so it was facing him. Haru blinked, "oh hi Yuki...." his eyes then went back to Mulder doing some strange dance and rapping along to the poke`rap.
Yuki stared at him feeling a bit frustrated and then wrapped his arm around Haru, "hey look, I'm dressed like a FBI agent, lets play FBI guy and alien, the alien can probe-"
Haru sighed wistfully while staring at Mulder. Yuki could've slapped him, but gritted his teeth and tried again. He pulled himself onto his lap and stuck his head in Haru's line of vision. "Hey you, what's a rat gotta do for some attention around here?"
Haru blinked suddenly realizing his Mulder vision was gone. His brain stopped being stuck under Mulder's spell and stared at Yuki.
"Yuki? You... you... you're on my lap..... and you... are dressed like a FBI guy..." Haru stuttered out bewildered.
Yuki looked at Haru happily, "yup! Wanna go play alien and FBI guy?"
Haru grinned at him, "sure...." with this he stood up and carried a very happy looking Yuki up the stairs.
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Well, that was terrible! Don't worry there is more to come! I will update soon, feedback is highly appreciated and will motivate me! Thanks a bunches! ^_^