Smo!

One day, Professor Xavier, Mystique and Magneto were sitting around the fireplace in the Xavier mansion talking about literature.

"You know what?" Professor Xavier asked once there was a break in the conversation.  "Ever since we three became the best of friends, there's been a lot of downtime while we wait for some OTHER evil to threat mankind."

"Not that I'd have it any other way, but I must agree." Magneto added.

"What do you want to do?" asked Mystique.

"I was thinking that we could put our henchmen through another horrible ordeal for our entertainment." Professor Xavier replied.

"That's a good idea!" said Magneto.

"Yes but…what shall they do?" Mystique wondered.  "Last time we forced them to go on a race around Europe to gain teamwork skills."

"That was our problem." Professor Xavier said.  "We tortured them with good intentions!  This time we have to come up with pure evil to put them through with no thought of gaining anything except sick pleasure!"

"Wow, Charles, that was completely unexpected coming from you." Magneto said, shocked.

"Yes well, I haven't had much to do lately." Said Professor Xavier.

"What did you have in mind?" asked Mystique.

"Well…as I just said, I haven't had much to do lately…" Professor Xavier started.  "So I got one of my affiliates, Forge, to invent something of great interest for me in my state of boredom…"

"You're probably all wondering why we have called you here today." Said Magneto as a random assortment of Acolytes, Brotherhood and X-Men entered the main room area.  To be more specific, it was Remy, St. John, Pietro, Scott, Kitty, Wanda, Kurt and Lance.

"What's this about, Professor?" asked Scott.

"Well…" started Professor Xavier.  "You all remember last time when we ordered everyone to go on a trip around Europe…?"

There was a few loud groans.

"What, are we going around Africa or Asia this time?" St. John complained.

"No." said Mystique.  "We aren't partial to repeats.  Charles?"

"We're going to send you to a camp for children to see how you interact with the people there." Professor Xavier explained.

"That shouldn't be TOO bad." Said Kitty with a shrug.

"Are we gonna be counselors or what?" asked Kurt.

"Uh…not quite." Said Professor Xavier.  "Forge?"

At that point, Forge emerged from the shadows armed with his little dimension portal opening thing.  "Forge will explain our plans." Magneto said.

"When the Professor first approached me with his idea, I was a bit taken aback with the randomness and evilness of it." Forge said as he began turning a few dials on his dimension portaly thing.  "I thought it was kind of bizarre and strange for him to ask for what he did."

"Stop talking and just tell us!" Lance said impatiently.

"Well, we're going to send you to a camp…" Professor Xavier said, discretely gesturing to Forge to carry out his evil bidding.  Forge raised the machine and pressed a button.

There was a flash of bright purple light and winds and dramatic music and the whole shabang and then, it abruptly stopped.

"What did you do?!" gasped Kitty when she noticed that she was now swimming in her own clothing and was all small-ified.

"We took approximately eleven years off all of your lives so now you're all eleven years younger." Professor Xavier responded mysteriously.  "Now we shall enroll you in the camp for…"

"HANG ON!!" Mystique yelled, pointing at Remy who was not quite as small as everyone else.

"How old are YOU?!" Forge said as he fumbled with his machine, turned some more dials and then zapped Remy again so he shrunk a bit more.

"Aw…" Remy said sadly.  "Remy wasn't gonna say anything…"

"Why would you do this, Professor?!" asked Scott.

"We…uh…want to build…uh…teamwork skills…" Professor Xavier said tentatively.

"By making us SMALL?!" Pietro yelled.  "My clothes don't fit…!"

"Yes, about that…" Magneto said, pulling a bag out from behind his back.  "Considering your clothes don't fit at the moment, we purchased these for you.  You'll find your names written on the tags with sharpie so they don't wash off on all the clothes that are yours."

"You all should get ready to go." Said Mystique.  "The bus for camp leaves in an hour."