Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters or places. Rated PG-13
just to be safe.
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"Lead them on Aragorn! The Bridge is near!" called Gandalf.
The impressive music began and the Fellowship ran. They approached the Bridge of Khazad Dum and crossed hurriedly. Gandalf stands expectantly at the center, but nothing happens. They wait on edge for the Balrog to appear.
Frodo gazed over the edge of the cavern and checks a rock, giggling at the noises it makes as it hits the walls. "Again!" he cried, picking up another rock, but Aragorn snatches it away.
"No, Frodo," he said, wagging a finger in Frodo's face. Frodo snarled, but by now all of the other Hobbits were chucking rocks over the edge. Boromir grabbed Merry and Pippin, while Gimli tackled Sam. Legolas ambled up to the edge, rock in hand, and tossed it over.
"You Hobbits can't throw rocks, but I can! You know why that is? Because I'm an Elf!" Legolas said, merrily skipping off.
Gandalf was now sitting crossed legged on the bridge, still waiting patiently for the Balrog to appear.
"Where the hell is it?" asked Frodo, with his hands on his hips.
Gandalf didn't answer, so Frodo ran up to him and tapped him repeatedly on the shoulder. "Gandalf? Gandalf? Gandalf? Gandalf?" Frodo questioned in a fast monotone.
"WHAT?!" screamed Gandalf, finally.
"Where's that scaaaary monster?" asked Frodo, waving his hands at the sides of his face.
"I don't know, Frodo! Leave me alone!"
"FINE! Be a meanie!" Frodo runs back to his Hobbit friends.
"Hey!" said Merry, "I bet I can jump over the gorge!"
"I bet I can jump farther than you!" said Pippin.
"I bet I can jump farther than the both of you!" said Frodo.
"And I bet I can jump farther than ALL of you!" exclaimed Sam.
"Okay," said Pippin, "everyone line up."
When they were all lined up, Frodo started a countdown. "On your mark, get set."
"NOOOOO!" screamed Aragorn, running and knocking all of the Hobbits over so they couldn't jump.
"You're no fun!" said Frodo, spitting on Aragorn. The rest of the Hobbits followed his example.
"Damn Hobbits!" cried Aragorn, as he pulled four harnesses and leashes out of a pocket. "If I can't trust you not to jump off a cliff, I have to put you on leashes!" Aragorn struggled all four Hobbits into the harnesses then tied them to a rock. By the end of the tussle, Aragorn had received a rather nasty, Frodo inflicted, bite wound.
Time passes.
Aragorn sat alone on the ground, head in his hands. He looked around. First, he saw the Hobbits straining at their leashes. Then he saw Gimli and Legolas playing Marbles. "HA HA! I win again!" screamed Legolas, "You know why?"
"Because you're an Elf," said Gimli without much enthusiasm.
"That's right! I'm an Elf!"
Aragorn then looked at Gandalf. He was sitting on the bridge, a leg on each side, rocking back and forth. "Rocking Horse! Rocking Horse! Ride the Horsey!" he was chanting.
"We've been idle for an hour and everyone has gone completely loopsy!" sighed Aragorn.
At that moment, Boromir ran by naked. Aragorn gave a look of intense disgust, then stabbed himself.
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"Lead them on Aragorn! The Bridge is near!" called Gandalf.
The impressive music began and the Fellowship ran. They approached the Bridge of Khazad Dum and crossed hurriedly. Gandalf stands expectantly at the center, but nothing happens. They wait on edge for the Balrog to appear.
Frodo gazed over the edge of the cavern and checks a rock, giggling at the noises it makes as it hits the walls. "Again!" he cried, picking up another rock, but Aragorn snatches it away.
"No, Frodo," he said, wagging a finger in Frodo's face. Frodo snarled, but by now all of the other Hobbits were chucking rocks over the edge. Boromir grabbed Merry and Pippin, while Gimli tackled Sam. Legolas ambled up to the edge, rock in hand, and tossed it over.
"You Hobbits can't throw rocks, but I can! You know why that is? Because I'm an Elf!" Legolas said, merrily skipping off.
Gandalf was now sitting crossed legged on the bridge, still waiting patiently for the Balrog to appear.
"Where the hell is it?" asked Frodo, with his hands on his hips.
Gandalf didn't answer, so Frodo ran up to him and tapped him repeatedly on the shoulder. "Gandalf? Gandalf? Gandalf? Gandalf?" Frodo questioned in a fast monotone.
"WHAT?!" screamed Gandalf, finally.
"Where's that scaaaary monster?" asked Frodo, waving his hands at the sides of his face.
"I don't know, Frodo! Leave me alone!"
"FINE! Be a meanie!" Frodo runs back to his Hobbit friends.
"Hey!" said Merry, "I bet I can jump over the gorge!"
"I bet I can jump farther than you!" said Pippin.
"I bet I can jump farther than the both of you!" said Frodo.
"And I bet I can jump farther than ALL of you!" exclaimed Sam.
"Okay," said Pippin, "everyone line up."
When they were all lined up, Frodo started a countdown. "On your mark, get set."
"NOOOOO!" screamed Aragorn, running and knocking all of the Hobbits over so they couldn't jump.
"You're no fun!" said Frodo, spitting on Aragorn. The rest of the Hobbits followed his example.
"Damn Hobbits!" cried Aragorn, as he pulled four harnesses and leashes out of a pocket. "If I can't trust you not to jump off a cliff, I have to put you on leashes!" Aragorn struggled all four Hobbits into the harnesses then tied them to a rock. By the end of the tussle, Aragorn had received a rather nasty, Frodo inflicted, bite wound.
Time passes.
Aragorn sat alone on the ground, head in his hands. He looked around. First, he saw the Hobbits straining at their leashes. Then he saw Gimli and Legolas playing Marbles. "HA HA! I win again!" screamed Legolas, "You know why?"
"Because you're an Elf," said Gimli without much enthusiasm.
"That's right! I'm an Elf!"
Aragorn then looked at Gandalf. He was sitting on the bridge, a leg on each side, rocking back and forth. "Rocking Horse! Rocking Horse! Ride the Horsey!" he was chanting.
"We've been idle for an hour and everyone has gone completely loopsy!" sighed Aragorn.
At that moment, Boromir ran by naked. Aragorn gave a look of intense disgust, then stabbed himself.