Rating: PG13 (for cussing)
Author Notes: For the contrelamontre dialogue only challenge. Done in 24 out of 30 minutes. Possibly the lamest thing I've ever written. x.x
Disclaimer: I own neither X-Men: Evolution nor any of the characters featured on said show (much to their relief, I'm sure).
"Of all the people to be paired up with..."
"Hey, I ain't exactly thrilled about this arrangement, either, fool. I swear, that art teacher's gotta be sadistic or something, pairing us off like she don't know I hate your fuzzy guts."
"Argh, just get to work and thank God it's Friday..."
"Don't be bossing me around, yo."
"Come on… it's due Monday! Just think: the sooner we get the project done, the less we have to be in each others' presence."
"Good thinking. Hope you didn't hurt yourself."
"Vhat's that supposed to--ach, don't put that there! Blödes Arschloch..."
"English, elf boy. And whaddaya mean, don't put that there? It's a frickin' building, ain't it?"
"Yes, but--"
"And we're building a city model, aren't we?"
"I realize that, but--"
"And--correct me if I'm wrong, dawg--but don't buildings go in cities?"
"It's up-side-down."
"..shit."
"Yes.. so..."
"So..."
"So... there goes Wanda. How are things with her, anyway?"
"Uh... oh. Uh, great. Girl can't get enough of me, I swear. Ain't that right, babycakes?"
"Get lost, Toad."
"Yeah, love you too. Seeya after school, sweetums!"
"Fuck off."
"..eh-heh, yeah, got her eating out of the palm of my hand. Yeah..."
"Hmm..."
"Hmm?"
"I see.."
"Yeah.. so..."
"So..."
"So, uh, how are things with Amanda?"
"Um, couldn't be better..."
"Uh, yeah, could you sound any less convincing?"
"Vhat..?"
"What's up, yo? She dump you or something?"
"Of course not!"
"Cheat on you?"
"No!"
"Heh, won't put out?"
"NO! Everything is great, fine, wundervoll! Now drop the subject already!"
"Geez, defensive much?"
"Argh..."
"Sorry, dawg."
"..."
"...I saw you guys arguing by your locker the other day."
"Argh, Toad..."
"She seemed kinda irritated--"
"Pass me the glue..."
"--something about you still being all ashamed of yourself or whatever."
"Pass. Me. The. Glue."
"For what it's worth, I don't think you got anything to be ashamed of."
"Dummkopf... vhat are you saying?"
"I'm saying, ah... what I just said?"
"Meaning...?"
"Meaning... you shouldn't have to hide behind your inducer. Your real self ain't anything to be ashamed of, yo."
"Nothing to be ashamed of..? I'm hideous! In case you haven't noticed, I frighten people away!"
"Yeah, but not the people that count, y'know?"
"...but..."
"But...?"
"...lunch is almost over."
"Oh... yeah."
"I guess we'll have to meet up over the weekend."
"Yeah..."
"Or after school."
"After school's good for me, blue boy."
"All right, then. Here, after school. Er… see you then?"
"Yeah.. hey? You gonna patch things up with Amanda?"
"Of course. I'm going to try, anyway... why?"
"Just wondering... eh, seeya."
"Seeya..."
"...hey, Fuzzy?"
"Hmm?"
"Bet you didn't know my favorite color was blue, too."
-end-
Blödes Arschloch: stupid asshole in German
wundervoll: wonderful in German
Dummkopf: fool (or, literally, stupid head XD) in German
Aww.. now wasn't that disgustingly cute?