Konnichiwa minna!
Okay.here's the story. Once upon a time there was this boy.well let's call him Disclai...um.I mean DB and he was the most annoying little dude in the world! Anyway.I started writing a story about Yu Yu Hakusho-
DB: Ahem.what do you say.
Hotaru-chan (taru 4 short or katana): *sigh* I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.*evil grin*
DB: TARU!!!!
Taru: Oh shut-up gaki (brat)!!!!!!!
DB: THEN SAY IT RIGHT!!!!!
Taru: I SAID IT RIGHT BEFORE!!!!!
DB: But you weren't thinking it.you were thinking just the opposite. *sly grin*
Taru (to readers): Told ya he was annoying, didn`t I?
DB: Hey!!!!! Over here!!! Talk to me!!! Or I can get you sewed!!!!!!!!
Taru: Oh please. *whacks him on the head*
DB:...look at the pretty horsey...
Taru: Okay that took care of him.. I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho! DUH!! I mean cummon, I'm an eighth grader that's obsessed with anime and the Japanese language. BUT.. anyway now that that lil brat is taken care of.. I can begin.
BOTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID FERRY ONNA!!!!!!!! By: Katana Hotaru
Botan got in trouble.and she's bringing Hiei down with her.To Nigenkai!!! (No yaoi and this is not a fic dedicated to hating Botan ^^)
Botan was flying happily through the air on her trusty oar. The one she had whacked Yusuke with so many times.
That had to hurt! Botan thought while replaying images of her oar hitting him over the head. She was actually enjoying this little movie until-
"Move out of the way!"
Botan turned her attention to the streets below her and noticed speeding cars heading down the Tokyo streets towards a little girl running after her puppy that had gotten away from her while she was buying ice cream. Without thinking, Botan's instincts took control and she swooped down to the crowed street to where the girl and her puppy were. The girl was sitting in the middle of the road petting her puppy with glee, just happy that he was safe, while the mother of the girl was standing on the side of the road screaming for help, to scared for her daughter's life to move. Botan, seeing this made herself visible and went after the girl and her puppy. *SCREEEECH!!!!!!!!* A speeding car halted now noticing the blue-haired deity flying on an oar in front of him.
"What's your problem lady!?!" screamed the driver, completely oblivious of the fact that he almost ran over an innocent girl and her pet.
Botan only glared at him and then returned the girl to her overjoyed mom.
"Thank you so much! I owe you my life! Can you say thank you to the nice lady Kia?" The mom said to her slightly confused child.
"Are you an angel?"
".Um..."
"Cause you look like one!!!" Said the girl with a bright smile.
Taking this as the girl's thank you she smiled and bowed at the two then she walked off.
Well that was definitely interesting. Botan thought while remembering the incident that had just taken place. She was happy, genuinely happy for the first time in a while. She missed being appreciated and she missed the happiness she got from helping others. Of course she helped others everyday.but this was different, it wasn't a sad event, like bringing souls to Reikai, it was happy, like when you help someone up after they fall or when you give someone the extra encouragement they needed.
As soon as Botan got out of sight she hoped back onto her oar and flew back to Reikai only to be awaited by.
"WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING BOTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" boy, the little toddler sure had a big voice for such a small body.
"Th the girl was in tr trouble-" stuttered Botan. Obviously scared of little Koenma, which would've been quite funny if this wasn't serious.
"I don't care!!! You know you're not supposed to interfere with the fates of the humans! She was supposed to die today! Not to mention you showed up flying on your oar in the middle of Tokyo.DURING BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I sorry Koenma-sama."
"I'm glad to here that but it-"
"I'm sorry for showing myself without being in my human form.. But I am not sorry for saving that girl and her pet!!!" Botan said suddenly getting angry at her last words.
"Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.but it won't get you out of your punishment." Said Koenma solemnly.
"W w what?!" Botan barely managed to conjure out of her mouth. " Not Makai?"
"No I'm afraid my father has made different plans."
"Enma-sama."
"Yes, Botan I'm sorry, but you are to be banished to Nigenkai, your powers will be taken away, and that goes for your oar too..and you you-"
"What!?!"
"You can't return." Said Koenma hanging his head in defeat.
Botan was on the verge of tears. This was so unfair.So.. She didn't know, but it was wrong. Right then she burst into tears. Mumbling at how unfair this was..
"*Sob* *sniff* *mumble* When Hiei *sob* killed that *sniff* human he didn't get punished!" Said Botan not even realizing that she just ratted Hiei out.. Oh MAN was he gonna kill her. She was a dead deity walkin.
"What did you say Botan." asked Koenma who couldn't believe his ears.
"I SAID.." Botan was clearly angry now, "THAT HIEI DIDN'T GET ANY PUNISHMENT WHEN HE KILLED A HUMAN for looking at Yukina weirdly!!!" Botan practically screamed her head off at Koenma until she finally realized.
"Oh, I'm not gonna make it to tomorrow am I?" She said in quite voice too scared to even think of what Hiei and his black dragon thingy could do to her.
"You just might.," said Koenma with a sly smile on his face.
Ja ne! ^^
A/N: Hey you guys, like it? Please review, this is my first Fanfic and I really want to know if I should continue this fic. This will get more humorous when the whole gang comes in.
REVIEW.PLEASE.. OR I'll sick Aoshi, Hiei, Kenshin, Sano, Kurama, Sora, Inuyasha, Miroku, Yusuke, and if I get really desperate.Riku, and Kuwabara (and I really don' want to do that)
Riku: cummon you know you want me.
Taru: just b/c my BFF says that you would be a perfect Boyfriend for me doesn't mean I actually like the idea.
(yeah my friend, Charlie, is a really awesome artist and we tease each about anime guys we don't like by drawing pictures of each other with the one character we dislike the most. She gave me mercy and teased me with Riku for a while instead of Ansem. I dislike any evil people in games for some odd reason. But I'm not sayin to all you Riku fans that he's a freak.I mean, he's ok.don't let him hear that! But I just don't like him as much as some other characters.)
Kenshin: Sessha says review please so she can get on to my beloved koaru's story. *talking to the me* did I say that right taru-dono?
Taru: Yeah kenshin.. *Holds head in hands* Neway, Ja and please review!
Okay.here's the story. Once upon a time there was this boy.well let's call him Disclai...um.I mean DB and he was the most annoying little dude in the world! Anyway.I started writing a story about Yu Yu Hakusho-
DB: Ahem.what do you say.
Hotaru-chan (taru 4 short or katana): *sigh* I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho.*evil grin*
DB: TARU!!!!
Taru: Oh shut-up gaki (brat)!!!!!!!
DB: THEN SAY IT RIGHT!!!!!
Taru: I SAID IT RIGHT BEFORE!!!!!
DB: But you weren't thinking it.you were thinking just the opposite. *sly grin*
Taru (to readers): Told ya he was annoying, didn`t I?
DB: Hey!!!!! Over here!!! Talk to me!!! Or I can get you sewed!!!!!!!!
Taru: Oh please. *whacks him on the head*
DB:...look at the pretty horsey...
Taru: Okay that took care of him.. I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho! DUH!! I mean cummon, I'm an eighth grader that's obsessed with anime and the Japanese language. BUT.. anyway now that that lil brat is taken care of.. I can begin.
BOTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU STUPID FERRY ONNA!!!!!!!! By: Katana Hotaru
Botan got in trouble.and she's bringing Hiei down with her.To Nigenkai!!! (No yaoi and this is not a fic dedicated to hating Botan ^^)
Botan was flying happily through the air on her trusty oar. The one she had whacked Yusuke with so many times.
That had to hurt! Botan thought while replaying images of her oar hitting him over the head. She was actually enjoying this little movie until-
"Move out of the way!"
Botan turned her attention to the streets below her and noticed speeding cars heading down the Tokyo streets towards a little girl running after her puppy that had gotten away from her while she was buying ice cream. Without thinking, Botan's instincts took control and she swooped down to the crowed street to where the girl and her puppy were. The girl was sitting in the middle of the road petting her puppy with glee, just happy that he was safe, while the mother of the girl was standing on the side of the road screaming for help, to scared for her daughter's life to move. Botan, seeing this made herself visible and went after the girl and her puppy. *SCREEEECH!!!!!!!!* A speeding car halted now noticing the blue-haired deity flying on an oar in front of him.
"What's your problem lady!?!" screamed the driver, completely oblivious of the fact that he almost ran over an innocent girl and her pet.
Botan only glared at him and then returned the girl to her overjoyed mom.
"Thank you so much! I owe you my life! Can you say thank you to the nice lady Kia?" The mom said to her slightly confused child.
"Are you an angel?"
".Um..."
"Cause you look like one!!!" Said the girl with a bright smile.
Taking this as the girl's thank you she smiled and bowed at the two then she walked off.
Well that was definitely interesting. Botan thought while remembering the incident that had just taken place. She was happy, genuinely happy for the first time in a while. She missed being appreciated and she missed the happiness she got from helping others. Of course she helped others everyday.but this was different, it wasn't a sad event, like bringing souls to Reikai, it was happy, like when you help someone up after they fall or when you give someone the extra encouragement they needed.
As soon as Botan got out of sight she hoped back onto her oar and flew back to Reikai only to be awaited by.
"WHAT WHERE YOU THINKING BOTAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" boy, the little toddler sure had a big voice for such a small body.
"Th the girl was in tr trouble-" stuttered Botan. Obviously scared of little Koenma, which would've been quite funny if this wasn't serious.
"I don't care!!! You know you're not supposed to interfere with the fates of the humans! She was supposed to die today! Not to mention you showed up flying on your oar in the middle of Tokyo.DURING BROAD DAYLIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I sorry Koenma-sama."
"I'm glad to here that but it-"
"I'm sorry for showing myself without being in my human form.. But I am not sorry for saving that girl and her pet!!!" Botan said suddenly getting angry at her last words.
"Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.but it won't get you out of your punishment." Said Koenma solemnly.
"W w what?!" Botan barely managed to conjure out of her mouth. " Not Makai?"
"No I'm afraid my father has made different plans."
"Enma-sama."
"Yes, Botan I'm sorry, but you are to be banished to Nigenkai, your powers will be taken away, and that goes for your oar too..and you you-"
"What!?!"
"You can't return." Said Koenma hanging his head in defeat.
Botan was on the verge of tears. This was so unfair.So.. She didn't know, but it was wrong. Right then she burst into tears. Mumbling at how unfair this was..
"*Sob* *sniff* *mumble* When Hiei *sob* killed that *sniff* human he didn't get punished!" Said Botan not even realizing that she just ratted Hiei out.. Oh MAN was he gonna kill her. She was a dead deity walkin.
"What did you say Botan." asked Koenma who couldn't believe his ears.
"I SAID.." Botan was clearly angry now, "THAT HIEI DIDN'T GET ANY PUNISHMENT WHEN HE KILLED A HUMAN for looking at Yukina weirdly!!!" Botan practically screamed her head off at Koenma until she finally realized.
"Oh, I'm not gonna make it to tomorrow am I?" She said in quite voice too scared to even think of what Hiei and his black dragon thingy could do to her.
"You just might.," said Koenma with a sly smile on his face.
Ja ne! ^^
A/N: Hey you guys, like it? Please review, this is my first Fanfic and I really want to know if I should continue this fic. This will get more humorous when the whole gang comes in.
REVIEW.PLEASE.. OR I'll sick Aoshi, Hiei, Kenshin, Sano, Kurama, Sora, Inuyasha, Miroku, Yusuke, and if I get really desperate.Riku, and Kuwabara (and I really don' want to do that)
Riku: cummon you know you want me.
Taru: just b/c my BFF says that you would be a perfect Boyfriend for me doesn't mean I actually like the idea.
(yeah my friend, Charlie, is a really awesome artist and we tease each about anime guys we don't like by drawing pictures of each other with the one character we dislike the most. She gave me mercy and teased me with Riku for a while instead of Ansem. I dislike any evil people in games for some odd reason. But I'm not sayin to all you Riku fans that he's a freak.I mean, he's ok.don't let him hear that! But I just don't like him as much as some other characters.)
Kenshin: Sessha says review please so she can get on to my beloved koaru's story. *talking to the me* did I say that right taru-dono?
Taru: Yeah kenshin.. *Holds head in hands* Neway, Ja and please review!