Hello! Welcome to my first Harry Potter fiction! I hope you like it; it's totally in Sirius's POV! Well, get onto the story! And please, please, please! review!
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As Told by Padfoot
Seventh year! Finally! The most important school year has at last rained down upon us! Along with golfball sized hail...
Yep, right as I walk out the front door to go to King's Cross, my forehead is permanently dented by a stupid piece of ice. Go figure. I mean, really, we're in the beginning of September! It should as least be warm!
But luckily, Mrs. P. had kept her cool long enough to throw me and Jamesie into her Buick, her 'pride and joy.' Come on Mrs. P! You're a wizard for gosh sake! Err...witch. Right.
Oh, I suppose I should say who Mrs. P. is. Well, maybe I should say who I am first of all.
My name is Sirius Orion Black. Don't laugh, I know my initials are S.O.B. But they pretty much fit my life up until last year, when I finally cracked and ran away from home.
~*~ Initiating flashback in T-5...4...3...2...1...BOOM! ~*~
"Morning mum," I said rather stiffly. When she didn't reply, I said a bit louder, "Morning mum." No reply. Okay, usually she gives me a good cold stare when I walk into a room, so this is just downright strange.
Just then, Kreacher, our stupid house-elf, walked in. My mother gave him a warm smile and said, "Good morning, Kreacher." Kreacher, who hero worships my mother, gets absolutely ecstatic when she talks to him, even if she's threatening him with clothes. I told you he was stupid.
Kreacher shuffled sideways towards my mum, holding something behind his back, so I couldn't see it. "Mistress! Kreacher has found another one!" he squeaked in that odd little voice of his. This somewhat sparked my interest. Another what? I wondered. Oh well, pretty much the only thing I was worried about at the moment was where my breakfast was.
"Hand it to me," she said, her voice suddenly laced with silver nitrate. Kreacher shot me a nastily triumphant look as he handed my mother a thick envelope addressed to Prongs that I was planning on owling later. I felt as if a hundred pound weight had been dropped off the Empire State Building straight into my stomach. If she read it...
The nightmare continued as she did indeed open my letter, and her already moody expression grew even sourer as her eyes scanned over the not one, but four sheets of parchment I had written to James.
"So," she breathed out. "So." Yeah, so what? "Foul, am I? Ungrateful, am I? Filthy, traitorous scum that doesn't deserve even the deepest, dankest, most miserable crevice of Hell, that's what I am?" Yeah, that's what you are.
"Give me my letter back," I finally managed to say through clenched teeth. But instead, she tore the parchment in half and threw it into the fire. I suddenly wished I had not left my wand upstairs in my room. Maybe it's lucky I did though; I probably would have hexed her on the spot.
"I never did like you," she spat at me. "Ever since you went off to Hogwarts and met that Potter, you've been badmouthing our family name!" Her hand twitched slightly as if she would like nothing more then to slap me. Funny, I would like nothing more then to slug her.
"Don't drag James into this. I would still be disgusted with this family even if I had never met him." This time she actually did slap me. No, more like bitch-slapped me. I can still feel it, even today...But I didn't yelp out in pain. I didn't even flinch. I didn't want her to know how much she actually got to me. But believe you me, this was nothing compared to what I had in store for me.
"You...insolent brat! I provide you with food, clothes, shelter, and a decent, respectable family name, and how do you repay me?" I don't. "You don't!" Man, I'm good.
"Yeah, well if you care so much, you have a funny way of showing it!"
"Do not raise your voice at me, you ungrateful little mudblood lover!"
At that, I just walked out of the room. If I hadn't, who knows what I might have done. So, I ran straight up to my room, packed my trunk, and grabbed my broom (a brand new Nimbus 1500, I might add) and my wand. I tied my trunk to my broom, and put a Lightening Charm on it. It was still pretty heavy though; Charms was never really my cup of tea. No, if you want the meanest Charm possible, go to Lily.
But anyhoo, back to my 'escape.' I was about to get on my Nimbus and put an invisibility spell on it and myself when my door bangs open. Literally. And there's my mum, standing with that annoying scowl on her face, wand pointed right at me.
"Where do you think you're going?" she hissed at me.
"I'm leaving. I can't take this house or you anymore!"
"You're not going anywhere!"
"Just watch me!" Nothing, I mean nothing, would have prepared me for what happened next.
My heart seemed to stop as she yelled that one little word. The next thing I knew, I was screaming in pain, in agony, on the floor. My very bones were on fire; it felt like a thousand daggers ripping at my skin. Just then, I wanted to die, for the pain to be over. My body was numbing; darkness was closing in around me; and the last thing I heard was my mother's high pitched shrill of laughter, and then I fainted.
When I finally awoke, I was laying in a plain, queen sized bed, with white blankets and pillows. The walls were also white, so I thought at that point I might be at a hospital. But there were none of those stupid machines that go "beep-beep-beeeeeeeep." Then it struck me that I might be in St. Mungo's, where they don't even have electricity.
I decided to get out of bed, though very reluctantly, and go explore. When I tried to stand up though, I was shaking so bad, my knees gave way, and I fell to the ground with a thud. A moment later, an old man with a few patches of white hair and about three teeth rushed into my room.
"Are you okay there sonny?" he asked me with genuine concern in his voice. He outstretched his hand to help me up, but I was still shaking and had to sit back on the bed.
"F-fine," I mumbled. I was rather embarrassed. I mean, wouldn't you be? Imagine being a buff sixteen-year-old like myself, and needing some old guy with no teeth coming to your aid. Oh well, I was still grateful. I suppose I should have said thanks, but instead, "Where am I?" came out.
"The Leaky Cauldron. How'd you get here? Dunno, only some lady came and brought you in, told me to give you these." He handed me a scroll of parchment and a small black bag whose contents were clanging together, making a metallic sound.
"W-who was the lady?" I asked, already knowing.
"Dunno that either, she was wearing a black hood and wouldn't take it down. She said to look after you, 'cuz you weren't well. She brought your stuff in after you." For the first time, I noticed my trunk lying at the foot of the bed, my broom on one of those mounted broom holders, and my wand on the wooden dresser.
I nodded. "Thanks..."
He gave me a crinkled smile and turned to leave, asking before he did, "Will you be needing anything young master?"
"No, I'll get something in the alley...thanks." This time he nodded, and left the room, leaving me to my thoughts.
Right when he left though, I tore open the note. It only had three words on it. Don't come back. So, now we all know who the lady was, right? In the black bag was some money. No, a lot of money. 500 galleons, to be exact. That surprised me; I would have thought she would leave me with nothing. Seriously. No pun intended. Shows me, eh? Not that I was complaining. I was free, and I had 500 galleons. So I did what any reasonable sixteen-year-old let loose in the biggest mall you could possibly imagine with 500 galleons would do. I shopped.
First stop, Eyelope's Owl Emporium. I had to owl Prongs before my head exploded. After looking at all the owls a billion times, I decided, what the hell, and bought the most expensive one. He was a strong and handsome (like me!) eagle-owl. His powerful black talons looked like they could pierce concrete. Eyelope was so happy I bought his most expensive owl, he escorted me out of his store. Or maybe that was because I was flirting with his daughter? Must remember to ask Jamesie.
After that, I got all my school stuff and some new robes (*yawn*), and a birthday present for Lils, even though her and James weren't exactly on speaking terms. But they would make a cute couple, right? RIGHT?? You better agree with me or I oughta... Anyways, I stocked up on some stuff from Gavin's Joke World (corny name, eh?) though I won't go into specifics. Let's just say, that year first years never knew what hit em.
Once I got back to my room, I wrote James a letter and owled it straightaway. And amazingly enough, I got a reply back in three hours, contrary to the normal three years it took.
Padfoot,
ARE YOU SERIOUS?! (No pun intended buddy) She did the...the...Crucitacious (a/n: sp?) Curse on you?! Tell someone! Ship her off to Azkaban where she belongs! I told my mum that you got thrown out...but don't be mad! She says that's really great, that if it was her, she would have gotten out of there as soon as she could walk! BUT GUESS WHAT!? She said you can come stay with us! Use the fireplace at the Leaky Cauldron and come on already! Just say Potter Manor, but do me a favor? Remember to throw the Floo Powder in this time, ok? Great! Oh, Remus is coming too! I have some news to tell you both, I'm really excited about it!
-Prongs
P.S.: Oh yeah, my mum called your owl Zeus for some reason. Sorry 'bout that, I think he's attached to it. Oops.
After I read the letter for the fifth time, I actually started jumping on my bed and shouting. Tom even came in to see if I had gone mad or something. I just kept laughing, so I guess he thought I was off my rocker, but I didn't care. Nothing could take this away from me.
I wrote James a hasty reply that I would be there as soon as I could, and told Zeus to stay at James's. I then set to packing, which took longer then it should have, do to everything I had bought over my two-day stay. Once everything was thrown into my trunk, it wouldn't close. I had to resort to sitting on it and performing the Lockita Charm. Ugh...there go the Charms again...-_- I grabbed my broom (NOT that, you dirty-minded people! For shame.) and swung it over my shoulder, put my wand in my front pocket, so as not to lose any buttocks, and dragged my trunk over to the fireplace next to the bar downstairs. I told Tom goodbye, threw the green Floo Powder into the fire, and then was spinning my way over to Jamesie's house.
I always hated traveling by Floo Powder. As soon as my whole body stopped spinning, I fell flat on my face on the wooden floor of James's living room. And there he was, cackling like a maniac. Didn't even have the decency to help me up. Hmf.
While I'm dusting off my robes, my stupid broom comes flying out of the fireplace, followed by my trunk, and both hit me, knocking me back onto the floor.
"Never...I will never do that again..." Remus muttered to himself as he stepped out of the fireplace. He obviously didn't see me lying facedown in on the cold...dusty...hard wooden floor, or maybe he did and just didn't care, but either way he stepped on me. Meany.
"Oof...you know Moony dah-ling, as much as I loves you...GEROFF ME!"
~*~ Roger that, this is flashback, we're coming in for a landing. ~*~
Ah, those were the days. Oh, and if you're wondering what the big news James had for us was, he got made captain of a Gryffindor Quidditch Team. Ho hum.
P.S.: In case you haven't figured it out all ready, you twit, Mrs. P. is Mrs. Potter. I mean, really, couldn't you have figured that out on your own? Well, I have one word for you. What-eva.
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Well, that wasn't so bad, was it?? WAS IT?? A little positive reinforcement never hurts you know!! I know! You can make it up to me by reviewing! Bwuahahaha ^_^
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