Yu-Gi-Oh! + Substitute teachers = PAAAAAIIIN!!

Chapter 5 - Uh... CHEESE!

This chapter by TypoNumber5, the-extremely-but-not-quite-as-insane-as-the- TheVoices

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~ As the three girls make their way to the cafeteria, they pass the vending machines... ~

TN5: *twirling Millennium Puzzle around by its chain* LALALALA!!!

TheVoices: *is hit in the head by Puzzle* ow...

Bakura: MILLENNIUM ITEM!!!!!!!! *tackles TN5*

TN5: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *has puzzle ripped out of her hands*

TheVoices: FUZZY-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps*

Bakura: YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *whips out knife* DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dew-shan of Egypt (random reviewer): *knocks over vending machines* Mwahahahaha!

MS: ...*blink*

Vending machines: *fall on a bunch of random people, TheVoices, and TN5's foot*

Bakura: *somehow has dodged vending machine* So long, suckers! *runs off with M. Puzzle*

TheVoices: *crushed by machine* x_____________X

TN5: NO!!! My puzzle! THE ONE THING I HOLD DEAR!! WHAAAAAAA!!! *cries*

Dew-shan: LOSERS!!! *jumps up and down on vending machines*

TN5: MY FOOT! MY FOOT!

TheVoices: MY SPINE! MY SPINE!

MS: Alright, that's it, I'm going to go hang with SANE people *goes off to sit with her sane friends, those losers* *but steals money TN5 stole first* Cookies!!

TN5: NO!!! The OTHER one thing I hold dear!!!!!

TheVoices: HAHA! You had your money stolen!

Dew-shan: That was YOUR money, genius.

TheVoices: Oh yeah. Crap...

TN5: I'm going to get my money back. *some how pulls foot out from under vending machine and runs after MS*

TheVoices: ITS MY MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dew-shan: ...haha, you have problems! *starts jumping on vending machines again*

TheVoices: x_____X PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIN...

Dew-shan: WEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *jumping*

Random people whom where also crushed by vending machines: *dying*

Dew-shan: ^___________^ *having fun*

Random Person: Make it stop! MAKE IT STOP!!

Other random people: *dead*

TheVoices: X___________X

Sprite: *falls out of machine*

Dew-shan: FREE SUGAR! *skips off with sprite*

TheVoices: ................my leg hurts...

**IN THE WEIRD LITTLE SIDE ROOM WEAR YOU BUY FOOD**

MS: One bag on cookies, please! *slaps money down*

Lunch Lady: *is Blue Eyes White Dragon* ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

MS: O_______________O Um... hi?

BEWD: ROOOOOOOOOAAAAR!!!!!!!!!! *takes money*

MS: *about to get cookies*

TN5: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MS: What do you want, loser?

TN5: THOSE. COOKIES. ARE. _MINE_!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MS: Psh. Moron. *takes cookies*

TN5: IIE!!!!!!!! *yanks cookies out of MS's hands*

MS: HEY!

TN5: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Kuribo Happy Dance (copyright TheVoices1)*

BEWD: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *bites cookies... and TN5's hand*

TN5: ...That wasn't very nice...

**WITH THEVOICES**

Yami: *in charge of lunch* There are two rules: I am the best Pharaoh alive- - er, dead, and if you talk you get Mind Crushed.

Kid: What's a mind crush?

Yami: DIIEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *Mind Crushes*

Other Kid: o_______O How did you do that??

Yami: SILENCE! *Mind Crushes*

Kids: O_________________________________________________________O

Yami: =)

Kids: T__T

TheVoices: ...............Okay...

Yami: DID YOU SAY SOMETHING???!!!!!

TheVoices: uh... It was him! *points to chair*

Yami: *tackles chair*

Chair: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *is beat to a bloody pulp*

Yami: Now that that's done... YOU! *points to Princess Flame (aka... ANOTHER random reviewer)* SHINE MY BUCKLES!!

Princess Flame: But you have millions of them!

Yami: TOO BAD!! *points to bottle of polish... and a 14 foot pile of buckles*

Princess Flame: O... kay... *nervously starts polishing*

Yami: *smirk*

Kids: *scared for their lives*

TheVoices: *drinking soda*

Stupidhead: It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-

SMACK!

Stupidhead: DUEL!

Yami: I SAID NO TALKING!!!!!!!!!

Stupidhead: Oh yeah... *is Mind Crushed*

*large explosion*

TN5: *running into cafeteria* THEIR MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY COOKIES!!!!!!

BEWD: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows stuff up*

MS: Oh. My. God. YOU MESSED UP MY HAIR, YOU STUPID STUPID DRAGON!!!

BEWD: ...roar?

MS: FOR THAT YOU MUST DIE!!!!!!! *whips out make-up... and a flame thrower*

BEWD: O_________O ROAR!!

*Large explosions, screams, loud noises, and bunnies hopping around in the background*

MS: *EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL giggle*

Kids: O________________________________________________O

BEWD: *unconscious with bright pink make-up all over its face*

TheVoices: What the HELL DID YOU DO???!!!!!!!!

TN5: *under table* I'm scared.

Yami: *amused*

Kids: O_________________________________________________O

Bunnies: *hopping*

BEWD: X__________________________________X

TheVoices: RANDOM ACT OF VIOLENCE!!!!!!!!!!! *rips up soda can and stabs hand*

Yami: NO TALKING!!!!!!!! *mind crushes*

TheVoices: *unaffected* *draws smiley face on the table with her BLOOD*

Yami: What the--? *mind crush, mind crush, mind crush, mind crush*

TheVoices: *not mind crushed* Haha! You can't mind crush me 'cause I don't have a mind to crush!

Yami: DAMMIT!! Go to the office!

TheVoices: =( Fine. *Leaves*

Yami: *to TN5* And you go with her.

TN5: Why?

Yami: Because.

TN5: Why?

Yami: Just because.

TN5: Why?

Yami: BECAUSE YOU STOLE A BOOK FROM THE BOOK FAIR, THAT'S WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TN5: O___O How did you know about that??????

Yami: I KNOW EVERYTHING, FOOLISH MORTAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bakura's voice from really, really far away: THAT'S MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TN5: *sulks goes of to the office*

Yami: Good. Now that that's settled I can--

Dew-shan: YAMI!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps*

Yami: *choke*

Dew-shan: YAMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *glomps more*

Yami: _____O;;;;;;; help... *gasp* me...

**IN THE OFFICE. ACTUALLY, THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE**

TN5: *rocking back and forth* My record... my PERFECT record... IT'S RUINED!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TheVoices: *scooting away* TN5... you're scaring me...

Guidance Counselor: *comes in*

TheVoices: o_O

Guidance Counselor: *is Ryou* Hello, what seems to be the problem today?

TheVoices: Um... GORGON!!!

Ryou: ...

TheVoices: Kuribo!

TN5: *still rocking* ...and I won't be able to get into any good colleges and grow up to be a Delaware toll booth attendant...

TheVoices: I DIDN'T DO IT, I SWEAR!!!!!! *falls off chair* OW!!

Ryou: Okay... let's try something else. Both you hands seem to be bleeding. How did that happen?

TN5: The Blue Eyes bit my hand and took my cookies... it did... *rocking*

Ryou: o_O;; um... *to TheVoices* and you?

TheVoices: *proudly* I cut it with a ripped up soda can!

Ryou: o____O Uh... on accident?

TheVoices: On purpose! And then I drew on the table with the blood!

Ryou: o______________________________________O Why...?

TheVoices: I dunno. It seemed like fun.

Ryou: O___________________________________________O;;;

TN5: Blood tastes good. It does. *nods*

TheVoices: ...yeah. What she said.

Ryou: O____________________________________________________O;;; Oh God!! They're just like my yami!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! *runs off*

TheVoices & TN5: ...

TheVoices: I think we scared him...

Principal: *is Isis* *comes in* Ryou, I need you to-- oh, hi.

TheVoices: Yo.

TN5: *waves*

Isis: Where's Ryou?

TheVoices: He ran off yelling about stuff.

Isis: And why are you here?

TN5: TheVoices disobeyed Yami and I stole a book.

Isis: ...uh-huh... Well, go wait in the office and I'll take care of you later.

**IN THE OFFICE**

TheVoices: So...

TN5: Yeah...

TheVoices: *holds up pen* Tic-tac-toe?

TN5: Sure!

**LATER**

Isis: *comes in, talking to kid* I can see your future... You will drop out of high school and become a telemarketer. You will annoy people so much that the will come and burn your house down. You will make a 46 on your next math test... and your girlfriend will dump you today because of an ugly bump on your head.

Kid: O_____________________________O *makes as to leave the office*

Yami: *bursts in* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid: *hit in head with door* Ow...!

Dew-shan: *bursts in* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kid: *hit in head with door AGAIN* OW!!

Yami: *is chased around the office several times, throws a chair at Dew- shan and exits the office*

Dew-shan: *dodges chair* YAMI!!! I thought you LOVED me! *follows*

Kid: *is stepped on by Dew-shan* x_______________X

Isis: ................*blink*

TheVoices: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

TN5: I _HATE_ YOU!!!!

TheVoices: =) Lots of people do.

TN5: *sulks* *has lost the 112th game of tic-tac-toe in a row*

Isis: *notices that the walls, floor, furniture, and even ceiling are completely covered by tic-tac-toe boards* What the--?

TN5: 113 out of 224!

TheVoices: Fine... *about to draw another tic-tac-toe board*

Isis: STOP. RIGHT. THERE.

TheVoices: o_O?

Isis: HOW _DARE_ YOU DEFILE SCHOOL PROPERTY!!!!!!!!

TheVoices: Um...

Isis: *fire aura* DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *whips out anime mallet*

TheVoices: o__________O RUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!! *runs out of office*

TN5: *follows, nearly tripping over "Kid's" unconscious body*

Isis: *twitch* *twitch*

Yugi: *chases tumbleweed through room* GIVE ME BACK MY PUZZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tumbleweed: Never!!

Janitor: *is Duke* *vacuums up tumbleweed* I hate my job.

Yugi: Noooooooooooooooo!!!!

Duke: Eh?

Yugi: It had my puzzle! HOW COULD YOU VACUUM UP MY PUZZLE??!!!! HOW???!!!! *violently shakes Duke*

Duke: Erm...

Bell: Dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum--

Princess Flame: *still polishing* ALL RIGHT!!!!! WE GET YOUR POINT!!!!!!!!!

Bell: --dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum DUUUUUUM!!!!!!!

Princess Flame: *twitch* *twitch*

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Yeah... I kinda added Duke at the last minute... If you're not happy with the part I gave you... TOO BAD! =p

TN5: Box set 5... IS BACK ORDERED!!!! ARGGGGGGHHHH!!!!!! *bangs head against wall* I wanted to hear the Alcatraz theme song... T_T

Yugi: Wait... you're mad about not being able to hear the new theme song, but not about not knowing what happens?

TN5: Yeah. Something like that.

Yugi: You're weird.

TN5: XD anyway... Is my mom cool, or is my mom cool? I got her to by Jing DVDs... mwahahahaha...

REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...And go read Dew-shan of Egypt's ficcies! They've got me in some them, so you KNOW they're good. =P