Experiment Chibi

Experiment Chibi: Project 1: Evil Ice Cream and Chibification

It was a very normal Saturday in the town of Domino. People were out shopping, kids playing in the park, you know, stuff normal people do on a Saturday. Yugi Moto, was no exception.

"See you, Grandpa!" Yugi said as he walked out of the Kame Game shop, feet were stepping lightly on the gray sidewalk. He walked, or rather skipped in his case, across town and stopped at an apartment building where his best friend, Joey Wheeler, lived. Joey was stuffing a candy bar in his mouth as he walked out the door.

"Hey Yug!" he shouted from the door, running over to his spiky haired friend.

"So, Joey, what do you want to do today?" Yugi asked after greeting him.

"I dunno... hows about we go to dat new movie deys showin'?" Joey said with his thick accent.

"Well okay!" So Joey and Yugi started to walk toward the movie theater, when shouting and crying was heard coming from in front of them, near the park.

"Umm, Yug?"

"What is it, Joey?"

"What's up wit DAT!" He shouted in a very confused voice. For ahead of them lay Seto Kaiba and his little brother Mokuba, arguing with someone, or rather some ones.

"Joey what is it..." Yugi trailed off at the sight of Kaiba, Mokuba, Bakura, and Marik, along with their lighter halfs, (who chose not to have any part of this, mind you) arguing about something or other.

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"You've got the wrong guy!"

"You can't deny it any longer, Kaiba!"

"Like you would know..."

"Seto, what are they talking about?"

"Never mind, Mokuba."

"Oh that's sad; you won't even tell your little brother!"

"Why would I tell him such nonsense!"

"Because it's not nonsense it's the truth, you mortal!"

"...."

"Seto?"

"..."

"What finally ready to admit it?"

"..."

"What's wrong, mortal; cat got your tongue?"

By this time Seto had just about enough of this. Little anger marks were popping up everywhere... Let's just say this wasn't going to be pretty...

Joey and Yugi watched, eager to see if their two biggest rivals were going to duke it out.

"Heh, my money's on Marik," Joey said in hopes that Kaiba would get the tar beaten out of him.

"I hope Marik gets the crap kicked out of him." Joey and Yugi both jumped at the sudden appearance of Malik and Ryou , each holding two chocolate ice creams, hoping that Kaiba may be able to knock some sense into Marik and Bakura.

"Oh, Malik, I didn't see you there..." Yugi said as he nearly passed out.

"Yeah, wat are ya two doin' here?" Joey asked, wondering the same thing as everyone.

"Hmm well it started out something like this...." Ryou began, matter of factly.

::10 minutes earlier::

"Seto, I want a chocolate ice cream." Seto and Mokuba were at the park buying some ice cream, when Marik, Bakura, Ryou, and Malik walked over to the ice cream stand.

"So you see, Marik, this is an ice cream stand, you buy ice cream here," Malik stated in a slow, "I get to teach you ha ha" voice.

"Ryou, what is this ice cream thing?" Bakura questioned the nervous Ryou.

"Umm, well, you see it's like this frozen milk and there's flavors like chocolate and strawberry..."

"Which one is the best, Ryou? I want the best!" Bakura interrupted the already pale Ryou.

"Umm well it depends on which one....you like," Ryou said hoping it was a sufficient answer for Bakura.

"Hmm," Bakura thought about this for a moment, "I see, then I'll have chocolate, yes... what an evil color."

"Malik, I want a chocolate ice cream too!" Marik stated in his "if you don't I kill you" voice.

"Alright then, I'll have a strawbe..."

"Malik, you must also get chocolate. Since it appears to be evil, you must have it too!"

"Marik, I don't like chocolate!"

"WHAT!" he glared daggers at his other half. "How can you not like something that appears to be evil!"

"It's not because it's evil, I don't like the taste!" Malik said in his defense. "Strawberry is just as evil, it's red, like blood!" Marik thought about what was just said while he walked over to Malik.

"Show me this straw-berry; I will decide if it is truly an evil color.." Marik followed Malik over to the ice cream stand where Seto and Mokuba had just gotten their ice creams.

"WHAT IS THIS, MALIK!!!" Marik shouted at the pure sight of the happy go lucky pink strawberry ice cream, "THIS! THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF EVIL, IT'S...IT'S...," Marik paused to catch his breath, the sheer goodness coming from the cream was enough to make him sick.

"Lovely!" Ryou stated, not realizing what he just said.

"LOVELY! LOVELY! YES! HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT PURCHASING THIS.......STUFF!" Marik stammered, not wanting to say the words 'pink' or 'cute.'

"That's it," Bakura yelled after much annoyance with all the arguing going on, "since this choco-late appears to be the evilest flavor ice cream, we must all purchase it. Oh bloody dear..." He stopped, pausing for a moment before glaring at the lighter version of himself. "Look what you got me to say, Ryou!" He turned to Ryou, who was still gazing at the strawberry ice cream.

" I'll take a strawberry thank you."

"Ryou! Are you listening? WHAT! NO YOU WON'T! WE MUST ALL GET CHOCOLATE!" Bakura screamed in frustration. Seto and Mokuba now halfway done with their ice cream, watched the battle of lights and darks with interest.

Scared by the sudden tone in Bakura's voice, Ryou walked up to the ice cream server hesitantly. "Yes, right then, four chocolates... I guess," he said disappointedly. Meanwhile Marik and Malik noticed Seto and Mokuba watching them.

"What are you two looking at?" Marik growled.

"Well, honestly watching you monkeys trying to do something that is supposed to take two minutes go on for seven is quite amusing really," Kaiba stated in his superior tone of voice.

"What was that?"

"You heard it, or are there too many voices in that head of yours?"

"That's it! I'll have you know that you're supposed to have the Millennium Rod, because you're the reincarnation of the Priest Seto! So these voices should be in your head Mr. Priest!"

"That's a lie, I'm no ancient Egyptian Priest; you spout the same lies as your sister!"

"You are too! Don't act dumb, Kaiba!"

"Am not."

"Are too!"

End of Flash Back

"...yes and well that's what happened...oh dear, oh dear," Ryou finished, realizing how foolish they'd been acting. Joey and Yugi couldn't help but smirk. Malik on the other hand was enjoying the fight that had broken out between Kaiba, Marik, and Bakura. Mokuba was cheering his brother on as Seto was beating Marik over the head with the Millennium Rod.

"You know where you can stick this Marik!" Seto said, "right up your..." Then he noticed Mokuba watching him and stopped. This gave Bakura a chance to pull Marik out of Kaiba's reach.

"Should we try it?" Bakura suggested to Marik.

"That may be our only option now," Marik agreed. Then they both activated their shadow magic. Both Millennium items began to glow. Marik and Bakura stood next to each other prepare for the spell they were going to cast.

"All right here we go! Age reversal spell!" They shouted in unison. Then a light came from both items. At the same time another light shielded Seto and Mokuba. Then Yami, sensing the shadow magic came out of the Millennium puzzle and took the spell for his Yugi . When the light faded, six of the nine teens had shrunk to miniature proportions.

"Mawik what happened?" asked a teary eyed Bakura.

"I don no! It got put back at us!" answered an equally small Marik.

Ryou, Malik, Joey, and Yami were all in the same state.....they were CHIBIFIED!!!

Experiment 1: Evil Ice Cream and Chibification...........End.