Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter although I wish I did. And no I do not own the plot either. It belongs to that movie 'how to lose a guy in ten days' I just changed the characters and stuff so don't sue me cuz i'm broke.
Note!
Sorry for the amount of spelling errors there are. Its not my strongest subject.
Lemons rules! heh don't know where that came from.
On with it!
Chapter one:
~Lily Evans - Never say never~
The farther away two people the more they miss each other. But it depends who the person is. If its, Angela, Ginger, Elle or my family (yes even my stupid sister) I'd probably miss them.
Who wouldn't I miss then? Thats simple. The Maraunders.
I'll never miss Peters annoying voice, Sirius's stupid laugh, Remus's well, I just don't like his friends. And NEVER EVER will I miss James Potter.
I'll never miss James, from his stupid hair to his ugly shoe's. From the snitch he always carry's to his pride and joy broom. And especially the stupid pranks he always playes on me.
Never, never, never, NEVER!
"Its okay Lil," Angela yanked my soaking cloak of the chair. "I'm sure they didn't mean it."
"I'm sure they didn't mean to accidentaly spill a bucket of cold water on me." I shivered.
"They didn't spill it on you. You just happened to walk through the door." She gave me a weak smile. "Just bad luck."
"Drylanous!" Ginger did a spell on me that dried me up. "Angela you know they were aiming for Lily." She snapped. "They are always aiming for her."
At least someone was making sense.
"Yeah remember when they moved the stool so that she'd miss it at the sorting hat ceremony?" Elle laughed "Oh! And the time they 'accidentaly' almost dropped the book shelf on her? And the time they cut her hair while she was looking? Oh remember - "
"Okay Elle! We don't need to know every stupid thing they did." Angela said ussing her bossy voice. "Poor Lil must be tramautized."
"But this is really funny!" Elle said. "Remember the vomit?"
"I do not need to remember this!!" I shouted. I needed a plan, a plant to get revenge.
"Lily, hun?" Angela tapped me on the shoulder "Your getting that evil look in your eye."
"QUIET!" I snapped. "I'm devising and evil plot. I shall wreck havock on Jame's life."
"Man, your weired." Ginger said. "But evil. So what are you going to do?!?"
"Don't know. But he's going to be good."
We all began to laugh evily execpt Angela who seemed concerned.
++++++++++
One thing I have about these head boy and girl meetings. James.
"These months meetings about the fact that there are students wondering the halls after dark." Kris Wayne, Head of all head boys and girls announced.
"Why won't we just lock the door with a spell?" James suggested.
"Yeah that would work if the students didn't learn that unlocking spell." Kris's face frowned but then lightened up a second later. "That is why I came up with a brilliant plan."
"Not another one of your plans!" A slytherine head boy called out.
"Every head personal will stay up untill 11:00 to make sure that everyones inside."
What?!? Did I hear right?!?
"What did you say?"
"I said Each-head-personal-will"
"I know! Skip to the part of the staying up late thing."
"Stay up till 11:00?"
"Yeah! Everynight?" Please say no.
"Yes."
My life is over.
The rest of the meeting was a blur, I didn't remember listening to a word Kris said after the 'yes'. I just sat there petrified.
"The meetings over you know." James told me as he cassually pulled out someting from his bag.
It was a black thing. A black thing that could,
a) Possibly explode on my face
b) Spill or stain me in a way
c) Make a loud fart sound when I sit on it
d) All of the above.
I bounced off my seat,"Whats that?"
"My cloak," He game that stupid look where he raises his eyebrow, "Evans your losing it."
How rude. I walked pass him and bolted out the door.
"Before you leave." He began
"What?" I took a step back.
"Where watching the little kiddies tonight. Don't be late." He winked and ran down the hall.
He winked at me ... that could only mean one thing. He's planning something.
++++++++++
I told me 'friends' what my near future held for me. Here was their reaction:
Angela: I feel so bad for you! Here's a tip. If he offers you anything don't accept. (She gave me a sympathertic smile. But if it were me I'd love it. James is in my top 10 hottest guys list you know.
Ginger: Good luck. And remember if he does antyhing to you, Punch him. He deserves it. (clutches her fist and punches the air.)
Elle: (Laughs hysterically) So you have to do this every night? EVERY NIGHT? (laughs harder)
Libbie: (She happpened to be there when we were talking.) Oh man your lucky. Is Sirius going to be there? (Gives a deep sigh) He is soo cute ... (starts babbling to Angela about how cute Sirius and (yuck) James is.)
And there you go. Some help.
++++++++++
James and I sat in front of the doors making sure no one got out. No lets fix that sentence. James sat down while I stood up. I had to stand because James had placed a water bomb on my chair. Fortunatly I spotted it before I sat down.
"Here have my chair." He pushed his chair torward me. "Theres nothing on it see?"
I started at it. "Fine."
He laughed when he saw how uneasy I was. "Whats wrong Evans?"
"Nothing."
I gave some second year a ticket for being to loud.
"Whatever you say." He leaned his chair back. "I don't bite you know."
"I know you just put water where its not nessecary. You put dungboms in wrong places and did I happen to mention you bug me a lot?"
"I do?" He sat up. "I didn't know I annoyed you that much."
"Well you do."
"Is it because of the tricks? The pranks?" The stupitest grin appeared on his face.
"Duh-you think?"
All these memories of pranks suddently came back. I gave James the evil eye but he didn't notice because he was talking to some girl.
+++++++++++
"I'm glad your alive." Ginger greated me.
"Alive and tired." I plopped on my bed.
"Before you sleep, may we remind you about the dare?" Angela asked.
"Dum, dum, dum!" Elle cackled. "We'hv though of a bad -er- dare for you."
"Alright, but this better not be hard. You guys got easy ones."
"WHAT?!? You call pretending to be a guy for a week easy?!?" Ginger exclaimed.
"And you call pretending to interested to ... ugh ... Severus Snape easy?!?" Angela almost puked.
"And pretending to be a girly girl for a week is hard." Elle said.
They all stared at me.
"Its your turn." They chorused.
"Place your right hand in the air and swear that you will do the dare as completed it." Ginger ordered.
I did as I was told. "I swear."
"Okay, Angela tell her what she has to do." Elle said grinning.
"Ready?" She asked
I nodded my head.
"Okay." She continued "You have to ask James out and go out with him for 10 days. And after that dump him."
They have to be kidding. "WHAT?!?"
"You swore remember?" Ginger reminded me through laughter. Elle joined her shortly.
How was I suppose to plot an evil revenge on James now?
++++++++++
It was one of those days when you know its just going to be good. And it was, all thanks to the dream I had last night.
Well It wasn't a dream, it was a plot of revenge.
It was simple, all I had to do was go with the dare,pull some pranks on him, make him dump me and voila. I got my revenge and I won't have to be stuck with him for ten days. Just maybe a day or two.
My friends reactions wasn't as I though it'd be. Angela though I was cheating, Ginger said I was brilliant and Elle said,
"Love is a complicated matter. Its not something to be played with."
"Its not like I'm going to fall in love with him."
"Love works in misterious ways Lil." She said without a hint of laughter in her voice.
I think Elle is sirious about this.
++++++++++
Charms was extremely boring today. So I did what I usually did in boring classes. Pass notes.
-Angela, how boring is this class?-
LE
I passed it to Remus who was seated in front of me, "Give this to Angela."
I then pretended to listen to Binns waiting for Angela to write back.
A few minutes later I recieved a note,
-You could get detention for this-
JP
I stared at the note. James.
-SHUT UP!-
LE
Wait, this seems to harsh, maybe I shoulb be nicer.
-Thanks for telling me.-
LE
There.
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Authors note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay first chapter done!!!! Gets better don't worry.
OH and the chapters arn't all nariated by Lily , the next chapter is nariated by James. Then Lily again and then back to James.
Please tell me what you think!
Note!
Sorry for the amount of spelling errors there are. Its not my strongest subject.
Lemons rules! heh don't know where that came from.
On with it!
Chapter one:
~Lily Evans - Never say never~
The farther away two people the more they miss each other. But it depends who the person is. If its, Angela, Ginger, Elle or my family (yes even my stupid sister) I'd probably miss them.
Who wouldn't I miss then? Thats simple. The Maraunders.
I'll never miss Peters annoying voice, Sirius's stupid laugh, Remus's well, I just don't like his friends. And NEVER EVER will I miss James Potter.
I'll never miss James, from his stupid hair to his ugly shoe's. From the snitch he always carry's to his pride and joy broom. And especially the stupid pranks he always playes on me.
Never, never, never, NEVER!
"Its okay Lil," Angela yanked my soaking cloak of the chair. "I'm sure they didn't mean it."
"I'm sure they didn't mean to accidentaly spill a bucket of cold water on me." I shivered.
"They didn't spill it on you. You just happened to walk through the door." She gave me a weak smile. "Just bad luck."
"Drylanous!" Ginger did a spell on me that dried me up. "Angela you know they were aiming for Lily." She snapped. "They are always aiming for her."
At least someone was making sense.
"Yeah remember when they moved the stool so that she'd miss it at the sorting hat ceremony?" Elle laughed "Oh! And the time they 'accidentaly' almost dropped the book shelf on her? And the time they cut her hair while she was looking? Oh remember - "
"Okay Elle! We don't need to know every stupid thing they did." Angela said ussing her bossy voice. "Poor Lil must be tramautized."
"But this is really funny!" Elle said. "Remember the vomit?"
"I do not need to remember this!!" I shouted. I needed a plan, a plant to get revenge.
"Lily, hun?" Angela tapped me on the shoulder "Your getting that evil look in your eye."
"QUIET!" I snapped. "I'm devising and evil plot. I shall wreck havock on Jame's life."
"Man, your weired." Ginger said. "But evil. So what are you going to do?!?"
"Don't know. But he's going to be good."
We all began to laugh evily execpt Angela who seemed concerned.
++++++++++
One thing I have about these head boy and girl meetings. James.
"These months meetings about the fact that there are students wondering the halls after dark." Kris Wayne, Head of all head boys and girls announced.
"Why won't we just lock the door with a spell?" James suggested.
"Yeah that would work if the students didn't learn that unlocking spell." Kris's face frowned but then lightened up a second later. "That is why I came up with a brilliant plan."
"Not another one of your plans!" A slytherine head boy called out.
"Every head personal will stay up untill 11:00 to make sure that everyones inside."
What?!? Did I hear right?!?
"What did you say?"
"I said Each-head-personal-will"
"I know! Skip to the part of the staying up late thing."
"Stay up till 11:00?"
"Yeah! Everynight?" Please say no.
"Yes."
My life is over.
The rest of the meeting was a blur, I didn't remember listening to a word Kris said after the 'yes'. I just sat there petrified.
"The meetings over you know." James told me as he cassually pulled out someting from his bag.
It was a black thing. A black thing that could,
a) Possibly explode on my face
b) Spill or stain me in a way
c) Make a loud fart sound when I sit on it
d) All of the above.
I bounced off my seat,"Whats that?"
"My cloak," He game that stupid look where he raises his eyebrow, "Evans your losing it."
How rude. I walked pass him and bolted out the door.
"Before you leave." He began
"What?" I took a step back.
"Where watching the little kiddies tonight. Don't be late." He winked and ran down the hall.
He winked at me ... that could only mean one thing. He's planning something.
++++++++++
I told me 'friends' what my near future held for me. Here was their reaction:
Angela: I feel so bad for you! Here's a tip. If he offers you anything don't accept. (She gave me a sympathertic smile. But if it were me I'd love it. James is in my top 10 hottest guys list you know.
Ginger: Good luck. And remember if he does antyhing to you, Punch him. He deserves it. (clutches her fist and punches the air.)
Elle: (Laughs hysterically) So you have to do this every night? EVERY NIGHT? (laughs harder)
Libbie: (She happpened to be there when we were talking.) Oh man your lucky. Is Sirius going to be there? (Gives a deep sigh) He is soo cute ... (starts babbling to Angela about how cute Sirius and (yuck) James is.)
And there you go. Some help.
++++++++++
James and I sat in front of the doors making sure no one got out. No lets fix that sentence. James sat down while I stood up. I had to stand because James had placed a water bomb on my chair. Fortunatly I spotted it before I sat down.
"Here have my chair." He pushed his chair torward me. "Theres nothing on it see?"
I started at it. "Fine."
He laughed when he saw how uneasy I was. "Whats wrong Evans?"
"Nothing."
I gave some second year a ticket for being to loud.
"Whatever you say." He leaned his chair back. "I don't bite you know."
"I know you just put water where its not nessecary. You put dungboms in wrong places and did I happen to mention you bug me a lot?"
"I do?" He sat up. "I didn't know I annoyed you that much."
"Well you do."
"Is it because of the tricks? The pranks?" The stupitest grin appeared on his face.
"Duh-you think?"
All these memories of pranks suddently came back. I gave James the evil eye but he didn't notice because he was talking to some girl.
+++++++++++
"I'm glad your alive." Ginger greated me.
"Alive and tired." I plopped on my bed.
"Before you sleep, may we remind you about the dare?" Angela asked.
"Dum, dum, dum!" Elle cackled. "We'hv though of a bad -er- dare for you."
"Alright, but this better not be hard. You guys got easy ones."
"WHAT?!? You call pretending to be a guy for a week easy?!?" Ginger exclaimed.
"And you call pretending to interested to ... ugh ... Severus Snape easy?!?" Angela almost puked.
"And pretending to be a girly girl for a week is hard." Elle said.
They all stared at me.
"Its your turn." They chorused.
"Place your right hand in the air and swear that you will do the dare as completed it." Ginger ordered.
I did as I was told. "I swear."
"Okay, Angela tell her what she has to do." Elle said grinning.
"Ready?" She asked
I nodded my head.
"Okay." She continued "You have to ask James out and go out with him for 10 days. And after that dump him."
They have to be kidding. "WHAT?!?"
"You swore remember?" Ginger reminded me through laughter. Elle joined her shortly.
How was I suppose to plot an evil revenge on James now?
++++++++++
It was one of those days when you know its just going to be good. And it was, all thanks to the dream I had last night.
Well It wasn't a dream, it was a plot of revenge.
It was simple, all I had to do was go with the dare,pull some pranks on him, make him dump me and voila. I got my revenge and I won't have to be stuck with him for ten days. Just maybe a day or two.
My friends reactions wasn't as I though it'd be. Angela though I was cheating, Ginger said I was brilliant and Elle said,
"Love is a complicated matter. Its not something to be played with."
"Its not like I'm going to fall in love with him."
"Love works in misterious ways Lil." She said without a hint of laughter in her voice.
I think Elle is sirious about this.
++++++++++
Charms was extremely boring today. So I did what I usually did in boring classes. Pass notes.
-Angela, how boring is this class?-
LE
I passed it to Remus who was seated in front of me, "Give this to Angela."
I then pretended to listen to Binns waiting for Angela to write back.
A few minutes later I recieved a note,
-You could get detention for this-
JP
I stared at the note. James.
-SHUT UP!-
LE
Wait, this seems to harsh, maybe I shoulb be nicer.
-Thanks for telling me.-
LE
There.
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Authors note!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yay first chapter done!!!! Gets better don't worry.
OH and the chapters arn't all nariated by Lily , the next chapter is nariated by James. Then Lily again and then back to James.
Please tell me what you think!