Disclaimer: not mine, don't sue

Dedication: Maia for being a complete sweetheart.

Captain Jack Sparrow was horny as hell.

It had been a long trip at sea.

Way too long.

Way, way too long.

He had tried, albeit spectacularly unsuccessfully to bed the only female member of his crew, the lovely and utterly beautiful Anamaria.

Unfortunately, besides possessing soulful, limpid eyes, she also possessed a mean left-hook.

Needless to say, he had suffered much pains from that left-hook and his ego had taken a fierce battering as well.

Even though it was well known that Captain Jack Sparrow was inclined to bed members of his own sex as well, unfortunately, in this case, the male members of his crew left much to be desired.

All of them possessed the gruff, gritty exteriors of hardened pirates and tended to make his horniness fade away as soon as it perked up hopefully.

However, this was land.

Blessed land filled with enthusiastic, eager to please wenches.

Jack was so deliriously happy, he staggered even more wildly than usual, an ecstatic smile imprinted on his features.

After absently bidding his crew members to go forth and color the town red (garnering some bemused glances in the process), he had set forth at a surprisingly fast stagger.

"Giselle!" Jack beamed, tears nearly spilling from his eyes at the sight of the familiar, generously endowed beauty.

However, before he could hasten his footsteps towards an oblivious Giselle that was currently focused on sucking the lungs out of an eager partner, he was distracted by a soft shuffle in the shadows that lined the dilapidated, wooden building.

Immediately on his guard, he wished fervently that it was just another drunk and not one of his numerous enemies or even worse, one of the zealous authorities.

"Looking for someone?" A teasing voice piped up, followed by a slender figure that took Jack's breath away.

Author's note: Devotees of Orlando should recognize where he said that last line. Hee! Oh, and I felt bad that the prologue was so short… so I posted the first chapter too… so skip along…