Songfic:

Do it with Alanna

To the tune of "Do it with Madonna" by the Androids...um, Jon reflects on his love for Alanna and compares her with the other court ladies. I know, Jon would as soon die as sing this, but hey!

(In Jon's room. Gary, Raoul and Jon are making idol conversation to pass time)

Gary: Remember when there was that rumor that you were going to propose to either Delia or Josianne?

Jon: (snorts)

(sings)

Well I guess Delia's got the bo-dy,

oh she loves to spin and twirl.

But when she's doing her flir-ting,

oh she's still just a little girl.

And Josianne is such a beauty,

from her veil down to her shoe.

But she's still such a baby,

you know what I'd really like to do?

I'd rather do it with Alan-na-a!

She's what a woman's supposed to be!

The only girl I'll ever need,

oh Alanna won't you do it with me?

Raoul: (stares) Jon are you okay?

Gary: What about Thayet?

Raoul: Hey remember when he had a crush on Varice Kingsford?

Jon: (blush)

Well Varice has got the looks,

I like her body and her bum,

but how would you like to marry her

she's always acting like a mum.

As for Thayet I mean she's cute,

and she can almost count as cool.

But she's really nothing compared,

so you know what I'd really like to do?

I'd rather do it with Alan-na-a!

She's what a woman's supposed to be!

The only girl I'll ever need,

oh Alanna won't you do it with me?

I'd rather do it with Alanna!

She's what a woman's supposed to be...

Raoul: (nudges Gary) Umm.... Jon I think we'd better go.

(They run out of the room. Jon's singing carries down the hall)

Author's Note:: If you'd rather, you can replace the last verse with, "I wonder if I can get Thayet, to want to do it with Alanna..."

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23 / 06 / 2009 : A word about this. As I was purging the old fics on this account, I decided to leave my two oldest songfics up here despite the fact that my style has changed dramatically since they were written. Call it nostalgia and bear with me. Despite the lack of any plot or characterisation, if this made you laugh, then I suppose it was a good thing I left it here. :)