It's a Weird Life
By Daniel
aka Salomon2
Greetings! If you're reading this, you've decided to read my Fanfic! (Or you've gotten sooo bored that you've decided to randomly select a fanfic and by chance landed on my fic... but that doesn't matter, now does it?) I have FINALLY decided, (After reading many fanfics,) to write my own! If you have any questions, feel free to e-mail me at [email protected] - Or - just leave me a REVIEW! (Which would be most appreciated!) and I'll try to answer your question when I update!
Please don't sue me, for I don't have ANY cash. Anyways, I'm not making any money out of this.
WARNING! FIRST FANFIC!
Disclaimer: GAINAX OWNS EVANGELION, NOT ME! (I'm just borrowing them...)
Dedication: ST Pika - THANK YOU SOO MUCH! This entire story is dedicated to ST Pika, for, without him, this story wouldn't be written, and I wouldn't be trying to write fanfics!
Key -
"Speaking aloud"
`Thinking`
[Written words]
Place, Setting, etc.
~Pen-Pen Translations~
Daniel- Wooo! I'm actually writing!
Shinji- Well... not really. You're just typing a little dialo-
Daniel- SHUT UP! IM WRITING! IM A GOOD WRITER! AND I KNOW HOW TO WRITE! YOU CAN'T SAY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE!
Shinji- (cringing) Errrm. right.. Your, uh... a... "good" writer, Daniel.
Asuka- Wow, good job Daniel, so far I've been the only one able to make Shinji look like THAT!
Shinji- (whispering to Asuka) He's cheating... he MADE me look like that...
WHACK!
Daniel- O-o-ok Asuka, on with the story... Owwww...
*** Chapter 1: A Bad Start
The Apartment, 6:00 A.M.
R-------ing!
"Ungh..."
R-------ing!
"Err..."
R-------ing!
"SHINJI! GET UP!" Misato yelled from the kitchen. Shinji shot up like a rocket.
"Uh-oh..." Shinji groaned. He could smell a foul aroma floating from the kitchen. "That can only mean ONE thing..."
"SHINJI YOU BAKA! How could you?! Misato-san got hungry and since you wouldn't get your lazy butt out of bed, Misato decided to COOK!" Shinji's eyes went wide at her last comment. Shinji didn't mind the 'baka' or the 'lazy' part, it was the 'Misato is cooking' part that got him scared - His worst fears revealed.
Shinji quickly gets up, and immediately heads for the kitchen, still in his sleeping outfit of a t-shirt and sweat pants.
"(sweatdrops) Umm... Misato-san... Exactly, WHY are you dressed like that?!" Shinji pointed at Misato. Misato was wearing nothing but a VERY short tank top, and a towel to cover below the waist.
"Moooorrrnniiiiiinnnggg Shinjiiiii..." Misato said, obviously drunk from having MORE than just her 'morning drink' of Yebisu Beer. Shinji averted his eyes from her, his face as red as a tomato.
Asuka runs in after hearing Shinji's 'Exactly, WHY are you dressed like that?!' comment. She takes one look and quickly grabs Shinji by the wrist, and literally drags Shinji back to his room, threw him on the bed, and started yelling.
"You BAKA Hentai! I saw how you looked at Misato-san!" Asuka screamed. Shinji was twice as red as he was before. "How DARE you look at Misato-san like that! I can't believe you!"
"Uhhh... errmmm... eh? Uhhh... Asuka, I know I DID look at her, but..." His voice trailed off. "But... ermmm... uh..."
"SPIT IT OUT 3RD CHILD!" Asuka was up in Shinji's face, really screaming in his ear.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Why are you so worried about how I look at Misato!? Don't hurt me!" Shinji cringed in fear. It took Asuka a few moments to register what Shinji said, for he said it faster than what Asuka classified as 'Human'.
Back in the kitchen, Pen-pen was a blur as he dove for the button to his fridge, only to be scared out of his mind as a black, steaming pancake hit the ground in front of him.
"WAAAARRRKKK!" ~AHHHH! MORNING OF THE KILLER PANCAKES!~ He was OFFICIALLY freaked out.
"Awww... Pen-pen, are you hungwwy?" Misato said, bending down to grab the burnt pancake off the floor. Pen-pen retreated under the table. "Here, eeeeeat thisssssss..." Misato got down to Pen-pen's size, and then slipped and fell flat on her face. She had let the sink with the toaster in it overflow...
Back in Shinji's room, it has been 10 minutes, and Asuka is STILL thinking about what he said. Shinji had taken this chance to slip out of the room, and into the shower.
Asuka's face went as red as Shinji's did earlier; if possible, it was a quite a bit redder. "SHINJI YOU BAKA HENTAI!" was heard throughout the apartment.
Misato heard a; SLIP, THUMP, WHAM! that she SWORE she heard come from the bathroom, followed by a low groan.
10 Minutes Later
Misato finally sat down to eat, while Asuka said she'd eat at school, and wandered off into the living room to watch tv, rather quickly.
"My cooking isn't THAT bad..." Misato said under her breath.
"It isn't? AHH! It's the sign of the Apocalypse!" Misato heard Asuka yell from the living room.
"Waarkkk..." ~Glad they're gone most of the day~ Pen-pen groaned and grabbed a beer for himself and one for Misato.
Shinji hobbled out of the bathroom, dressed in his school uniform, and Asuka snuck a peek, and thought he looked a lot nicer than any other guys she knew. EXCEPT for the fact of the black eye, the cut on his cheek, and the new red handmark on his face, courtesy of Asuka.
"That's what you get for saying what you did." Asuka said, waving her finger.
"B-b-b-but, I still don't get why you were so mad at me for looking at Misato..."
SLAP! - Shinji was rubbing his other cheek with his hand. Asuka walked off fuming; yet, Shinji noticed Asuka's cheeks were red. Suddenly it hit him... (Author- No, not Asuka's hand!) Today was going to be a BAD day!
***
Author's Notes: Well, well, well... I hope you liked my first chapter of my first fic! (I know its sorta short.) I will try to update as fast as I can, so... Keep your eyes open! This is my first chapter, and it probably isn't as well as I hoped, but I'm sure I'll find out soon enough.
BTW-- I don't know the meanings of the "chan" or "kun" or "san" or that stuff, if you do know those, please e-mail me the list of all the names like "kun" or something, followed by the meaning at [email protected]
Daniel- Wow I'm going to regret saying that...
Asuka- What for?
Daniel- (Points at inbox)
Shinji- It's an inbox, so what?
Shinji, Asuka, Daniel- (Sweatdrop)
Computer- 124 unread messages... and still counting
Daniel- Told you... Ahh, well, I guess that's a good thing!
Shinji, Asuka- HOW?!
Daniel- I guess that means people are reading!
Rei- (walks through door) Hi.
All- (at Rei) YOU'RE LATE!
Rei- Just shut up and work on the next chapter, and be sure to put ME in it this time. Our contract said that YOU would put ME in the story SOON in the BEGINNING of the STORY.
Daniel- Alright, alright! I'll start writing! Keep your cloths on...
Shinji- (Nosebleed)
WHACK
Asuka- Hentai... DANIEL! START THE NEXT CHAPTER! AGH!
Daniel- (hiding) uhh... Yes Asuka... ma'am.
THANKS TO ALL WHO READ!
That's right! ALL REVIEWERS/READERS WILL BE THANKED! (I might even say thanks to specific people!
Until next time!
-Daniel, aka Salomon2
By Daniel
aka Salomon2
Greetings! If you're reading this, you've decided to read my Fanfic! (Or you've gotten sooo bored that you've decided to randomly select a fanfic and by chance landed on my fic... but that doesn't matter, now does it?) I have FINALLY decided, (After reading many fanfics,) to write my own! If you have any questions, feel free to e-mail me at [email protected] - Or - just leave me a REVIEW! (Which would be most appreciated!) and I'll try to answer your question when I update!
Please don't sue me, for I don't have ANY cash. Anyways, I'm not making any money out of this.
WARNING! FIRST FANFIC!
Disclaimer: GAINAX OWNS EVANGELION, NOT ME! (I'm just borrowing them...)
Dedication: ST Pika - THANK YOU SOO MUCH! This entire story is dedicated to ST Pika, for, without him, this story wouldn't be written, and I wouldn't be trying to write fanfics!
Key -
"Speaking aloud"
`Thinking`
[Written words]
Place, Setting, etc.
~Pen-Pen Translations~
Daniel- Wooo! I'm actually writing!
Shinji- Well... not really. You're just typing a little dialo-
Daniel- SHUT UP! IM WRITING! IM A GOOD WRITER! AND I KNOW HOW TO WRITE! YOU CAN'T SAY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE!
Shinji- (cringing) Errrm. right.. Your, uh... a... "good" writer, Daniel.
Asuka- Wow, good job Daniel, so far I've been the only one able to make Shinji look like THAT!
Shinji- (whispering to Asuka) He's cheating... he MADE me look like that...
WHACK!
Daniel- O-o-ok Asuka, on with the story... Owwww...
*** Chapter 1: A Bad Start
The Apartment, 6:00 A.M.
R-------ing!
"Ungh..."
R-------ing!
"Err..."
R-------ing!
"SHINJI! GET UP!" Misato yelled from the kitchen. Shinji shot up like a rocket.
"Uh-oh..." Shinji groaned. He could smell a foul aroma floating from the kitchen. "That can only mean ONE thing..."
"SHINJI YOU BAKA! How could you?! Misato-san got hungry and since you wouldn't get your lazy butt out of bed, Misato decided to COOK!" Shinji's eyes went wide at her last comment. Shinji didn't mind the 'baka' or the 'lazy' part, it was the 'Misato is cooking' part that got him scared - His worst fears revealed.
Shinji quickly gets up, and immediately heads for the kitchen, still in his sleeping outfit of a t-shirt and sweat pants.
"(sweatdrops) Umm... Misato-san... Exactly, WHY are you dressed like that?!" Shinji pointed at Misato. Misato was wearing nothing but a VERY short tank top, and a towel to cover below the waist.
"Moooorrrnniiiiiinnnggg Shinjiiiii..." Misato said, obviously drunk from having MORE than just her 'morning drink' of Yebisu Beer. Shinji averted his eyes from her, his face as red as a tomato.
Asuka runs in after hearing Shinji's 'Exactly, WHY are you dressed like that?!' comment. She takes one look and quickly grabs Shinji by the wrist, and literally drags Shinji back to his room, threw him on the bed, and started yelling.
"You BAKA Hentai! I saw how you looked at Misato-san!" Asuka screamed. Shinji was twice as red as he was before. "How DARE you look at Misato-san like that! I can't believe you!"
"Uhhh... errmmm... eh? Uhhh... Asuka, I know I DID look at her, but..." His voice trailed off. "But... ermmm... uh..."
"SPIT IT OUT 3RD CHILD!" Asuka was up in Shinji's face, really screaming in his ear.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Why are you so worried about how I look at Misato!? Don't hurt me!" Shinji cringed in fear. It took Asuka a few moments to register what Shinji said, for he said it faster than what Asuka classified as 'Human'.
Back in the kitchen, Pen-pen was a blur as he dove for the button to his fridge, only to be scared out of his mind as a black, steaming pancake hit the ground in front of him.
"WAAAARRRKKK!" ~AHHHH! MORNING OF THE KILLER PANCAKES!~ He was OFFICIALLY freaked out.
"Awww... Pen-pen, are you hungwwy?" Misato said, bending down to grab the burnt pancake off the floor. Pen-pen retreated under the table. "Here, eeeeeat thisssssss..." Misato got down to Pen-pen's size, and then slipped and fell flat on her face. She had let the sink with the toaster in it overflow...
Back in Shinji's room, it has been 10 minutes, and Asuka is STILL thinking about what he said. Shinji had taken this chance to slip out of the room, and into the shower.
Asuka's face went as red as Shinji's did earlier; if possible, it was a quite a bit redder. "SHINJI YOU BAKA HENTAI!" was heard throughout the apartment.
Misato heard a; SLIP, THUMP, WHAM! that she SWORE she heard come from the bathroom, followed by a low groan.
10 Minutes Later
Misato finally sat down to eat, while Asuka said she'd eat at school, and wandered off into the living room to watch tv, rather quickly.
"My cooking isn't THAT bad..." Misato said under her breath.
"It isn't? AHH! It's the sign of the Apocalypse!" Misato heard Asuka yell from the living room.
"Waarkkk..." ~Glad they're gone most of the day~ Pen-pen groaned and grabbed a beer for himself and one for Misato.
Shinji hobbled out of the bathroom, dressed in his school uniform, and Asuka snuck a peek, and thought he looked a lot nicer than any other guys she knew. EXCEPT for the fact of the black eye, the cut on his cheek, and the new red handmark on his face, courtesy of Asuka.
"That's what you get for saying what you did." Asuka said, waving her finger.
"B-b-b-but, I still don't get why you were so mad at me for looking at Misato..."
SLAP! - Shinji was rubbing his other cheek with his hand. Asuka walked off fuming; yet, Shinji noticed Asuka's cheeks were red. Suddenly it hit him... (Author- No, not Asuka's hand!) Today was going to be a BAD day!
***
Author's Notes: Well, well, well... I hope you liked my first chapter of my first fic! (I know its sorta short.) I will try to update as fast as I can, so... Keep your eyes open! This is my first chapter, and it probably isn't as well as I hoped, but I'm sure I'll find out soon enough.
BTW-- I don't know the meanings of the "chan" or "kun" or "san" or that stuff, if you do know those, please e-mail me the list of all the names like "kun" or something, followed by the meaning at [email protected]
Daniel- Wow I'm going to regret saying that...
Asuka- What for?
Daniel- (Points at inbox)
Shinji- It's an inbox, so what?
Shinji, Asuka, Daniel- (Sweatdrop)
Computer- 124 unread messages... and still counting
Daniel- Told you... Ahh, well, I guess that's a good thing!
Shinji, Asuka- HOW?!
Daniel- I guess that means people are reading!
Rei- (walks through door) Hi.
All- (at Rei) YOU'RE LATE!
Rei- Just shut up and work on the next chapter, and be sure to put ME in it this time. Our contract said that YOU would put ME in the story SOON in the BEGINNING of the STORY.
Daniel- Alright, alright! I'll start writing! Keep your cloths on...
Shinji- (Nosebleed)
WHACK
Asuka- Hentai... DANIEL! START THE NEXT CHAPTER! AGH!
Daniel- (hiding) uhh... Yes Asuka... ma'am.
THANKS TO ALL WHO READ!
That's right! ALL REVIEWERS/READERS WILL BE THANKED! (I might even say thanks to specific people!
Until next time!
-Daniel, aka Salomon2