Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! / The characters or the Flamingo so don't
sue. Yet I do own; all the cheerleaders and their van/bus, the whole
contest for the road trip, the 'Funmobile', Seto's PMS (that sounds so
wrong), the dog that's pisses on Seto's laptop and cell phone, the wicked
hotel, the 'Midnight', the 'polers', the showgirls (other than Mai +
Serenity), Seto's shirt (My friend would kill me), and both Bakura's and
Seto's boxers, and last but not least.the honeybee.
*Author Note: The guys are in New York.okay.all right.*
Chapter 1: The "Fun Mobile"
Yugi yawned as he sat up in his bed. The sun shined pleasantly on it. Yugi was just pulling the covers back when the phone rang.
"Huh." Yugi walked over and picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Yo Yugi! Wanna meet me at the mall? They're havin' a card sale!"
"Uh.sure."
"Okay! See ya'!" Joey hung up.
- - - - Yugi walked up to the front of the mall. He saw Joey and Tristan standing next to a pop machine. Tristan was opening a Sprite can. Joey was grabbing a Dr. Pepper from the machine.
"Hey, guys!" Yugi ran towards them.
Joey looked up startled. Just as Yugi stopped in front of him, Joey opened his Dr. Pepper. It sprayed all over him and Yugi. Tristan began to burst out laughing.
"Shutup." Joey glared at Tristan. Yugi began to laugh also.
"What are you laughin' at?" Joey said.
"*Giggle* you have *snicker* foam on your nose!" Yugi said.
Joey looked cross-eyed at his nose just as a drip fell off of it. He sweatdropped.
Later.Joey, Tristan, and Yugi were walking the mall stopping at various stores. They each bought ten packs of cards; none of them got any good ones. As they were walking through the mall, they came upon a small table with a sign. It read:
Win A Road Trip! Sign a card and put it in the box to be eligible for a free car for a road trip! The winner will be announced at 5:00 pm. Need five people for road
trip to Las Vegas, Nevada! All hotels (and car) are paid for!
"Well.sounds interesting." Tristan said. All the guys signed a card. After, they went off into the rest of the mall.
- - - - - "It's getting late. We should be heading home." Yugi said, looking at his watch.
"But they haven't said who won the car yet!" Joey protested.
Yugi sighed. Tristan was busy looking at jackets at a leather store. Yugi and Joey were waiting on a bench for Tristan, eating some popcorn they had bought at a small food store.
The speaker buzzed on. "Will all participants of the free car and trip please go to the table in which you participated. We will be announcing the winner." A click sounded all through the store.
"Uh.okay. We better get go-" Yugi was interrupted by Joey running by him at his top speed down the escalator.
- - - - - Yugi was jumping up and down trying to see over Joey and Tristan as they waited with a small crowd for the winner to be announced.
"Hey, could you guys move?" Yugi asked.
Joey and Tristan gave no response. Yugi thought that it might have been the woman announcing the winner. Yugi rolled his eyes and snuck in front of Joey and Tristan from between their legs.
"The winner of the car is.Tristan Taylor!" the woman held up Tristan's card. Tristan stared, dumbfounded, at the woman and the crowd. "I.won." he muttered as he walked toward the woman. The woman handed him a card and shook his hand. Tristan stared at the card in his hand, still muttering, "I.won."
He walked back to Yugi and Joey, who congratulated him. The crowd began to dwindle. As the woman walked away, she yelled behind her shoulder "Just so you know, you have to have 5 people.not three!" she waved.
- - - - First. Yugi, Joey, and Tristan went to get the car. They followed the written directions on the card, which was a business card.
When they got there...they were met by a short (yes, almost shorter than Yugi), bald man that had a southern fast accent.
"Hello, hello. You must be the winners of the mall thing-a-migiger." The man shook Tristan's hand violently, his head gleamed with sweat.
"Uh, yeah. Were here to pick up the car." Tristan said, shading his eyes from the glare on the man's head.
"Oh, she's over here!" he scuttled away. Tristan, Joey, and Yugi followed him.
They came upon the most.horrible sight they had ever seen. Joey turned around like he was going to barf. Yugi stared in awe thinking 'it looks brand new!'. Tristan's jaw had hit the ground.
"She's a 1962 state of the art Volkswagen 'Fun-mobile'! Shag, waterbed, and a horn that plays "La Cucaracha". Ain't she a beut?"
The 'Fun-mobile' was purple with flames going halfway down the body of it. It was in perfect condition, though. The man walked away, tossing the keys to the group of men, saying, "Have fun!". Joey caught the keys, not glancing away from the van, and tossed them to Tristan who caught them.
"Well, we better take it." Yugi said.
".Whatever." Joey and Tristan said in unison.
Tristan opened up the drivers seat and got in, to meet the pair of fuzzy dice hanging off of the rear-view mirror. Joey and Yugi opened the two giant back doors to be welcomed to the blue shag carpet that spread like a prairie across the back of the van. The waterbed was adorned in deep, navy blue covers and sheets.
They got in and turned on the radio. The car blared, "Hot in Heere". Joey covered his ears, Yugi did the same. Tristan instantly turned it off.
"Sorry." Tristan said.
As they drove off into traffic, they got stuck in a traffic jam. Just when the light turned green, the car in front of the 'Fun-mobile' didn't go. Tristan raised his hand to pound on the horn.
"No, don't! Remember what the dude said?" Joey said.
"Don't! Stop!" Yugi said.
They watched in despair as Tristan pressed the horn. The car played "La Cucaracha" at it's loudest. Everyone looked at the 'Funmobile'. Joey swore he saw a kid in a car seat flip them off.
- - - - They had parked in the back of a McDonalds and were eating the food they ordered, when Yugi asked a question.
"Hey guys, who are we going to take? We need 2 more people."
Joey looked up with ketchup smeared across his chin from his cheeseburger. Tristan stopped in mid slurp of his Coke. They both stared at Yugi.
"Fe neefed two mof people?!" Joey said.
"Yeah.and you have ketchup on your chin." Yugi said. Joey just wiped his arm across his mouth and continued his eating.
"I say we get Bakura and.I don't know who else. What do you think Tristan?" Yugi asked.
"We can't take Tèa."
Yugi stared at his hamburger, then asked the question again.
"How about.um.Kaiba?"
"WHAT!!" Joey and Yugi said in unison.
"It's the only other guy I know. Unless you can think of someone better."
".Fine, we'll take Seto. First lets get Bakura." Yugi said.
*Author Note: The guys are in New York.okay.all right.*
Chapter 1: The "Fun Mobile"
Yugi yawned as he sat up in his bed. The sun shined pleasantly on it. Yugi was just pulling the covers back when the phone rang.
"Huh." Yugi walked over and picked up the phone. "Hello?"
"Yo Yugi! Wanna meet me at the mall? They're havin' a card sale!"
"Uh.sure."
"Okay! See ya'!" Joey hung up.
- - - - Yugi walked up to the front of the mall. He saw Joey and Tristan standing next to a pop machine. Tristan was opening a Sprite can. Joey was grabbing a Dr. Pepper from the machine.
"Hey, guys!" Yugi ran towards them.
Joey looked up startled. Just as Yugi stopped in front of him, Joey opened his Dr. Pepper. It sprayed all over him and Yugi. Tristan began to burst out laughing.
"Shutup." Joey glared at Tristan. Yugi began to laugh also.
"What are you laughin' at?" Joey said.
"*Giggle* you have *snicker* foam on your nose!" Yugi said.
Joey looked cross-eyed at his nose just as a drip fell off of it. He sweatdropped.
Later.Joey, Tristan, and Yugi were walking the mall stopping at various stores. They each bought ten packs of cards; none of them got any good ones. As they were walking through the mall, they came upon a small table with a sign. It read:
Win A Road Trip! Sign a card and put it in the box to be eligible for a free car for a road trip! The winner will be announced at 5:00 pm. Need five people for road
trip to Las Vegas, Nevada! All hotels (and car) are paid for!
"Well.sounds interesting." Tristan said. All the guys signed a card. After, they went off into the rest of the mall.
- - - - - "It's getting late. We should be heading home." Yugi said, looking at his watch.
"But they haven't said who won the car yet!" Joey protested.
Yugi sighed. Tristan was busy looking at jackets at a leather store. Yugi and Joey were waiting on a bench for Tristan, eating some popcorn they had bought at a small food store.
The speaker buzzed on. "Will all participants of the free car and trip please go to the table in which you participated. We will be announcing the winner." A click sounded all through the store.
"Uh.okay. We better get go-" Yugi was interrupted by Joey running by him at his top speed down the escalator.
- - - - - Yugi was jumping up and down trying to see over Joey and Tristan as they waited with a small crowd for the winner to be announced.
"Hey, could you guys move?" Yugi asked.
Joey and Tristan gave no response. Yugi thought that it might have been the woman announcing the winner. Yugi rolled his eyes and snuck in front of Joey and Tristan from between their legs.
"The winner of the car is.Tristan Taylor!" the woman held up Tristan's card. Tristan stared, dumbfounded, at the woman and the crowd. "I.won." he muttered as he walked toward the woman. The woman handed him a card and shook his hand. Tristan stared at the card in his hand, still muttering, "I.won."
He walked back to Yugi and Joey, who congratulated him. The crowd began to dwindle. As the woman walked away, she yelled behind her shoulder "Just so you know, you have to have 5 people.not three!" she waved.
- - - - First. Yugi, Joey, and Tristan went to get the car. They followed the written directions on the card, which was a business card.
When they got there...they were met by a short (yes, almost shorter than Yugi), bald man that had a southern fast accent.
"Hello, hello. You must be the winners of the mall thing-a-migiger." The man shook Tristan's hand violently, his head gleamed with sweat.
"Uh, yeah. Were here to pick up the car." Tristan said, shading his eyes from the glare on the man's head.
"Oh, she's over here!" he scuttled away. Tristan, Joey, and Yugi followed him.
They came upon the most.horrible sight they had ever seen. Joey turned around like he was going to barf. Yugi stared in awe thinking 'it looks brand new!'. Tristan's jaw had hit the ground.
"She's a 1962 state of the art Volkswagen 'Fun-mobile'! Shag, waterbed, and a horn that plays "La Cucaracha". Ain't she a beut?"
The 'Fun-mobile' was purple with flames going halfway down the body of it. It was in perfect condition, though. The man walked away, tossing the keys to the group of men, saying, "Have fun!". Joey caught the keys, not glancing away from the van, and tossed them to Tristan who caught them.
"Well, we better take it." Yugi said.
".Whatever." Joey and Tristan said in unison.
Tristan opened up the drivers seat and got in, to meet the pair of fuzzy dice hanging off of the rear-view mirror. Joey and Yugi opened the two giant back doors to be welcomed to the blue shag carpet that spread like a prairie across the back of the van. The waterbed was adorned in deep, navy blue covers and sheets.
They got in and turned on the radio. The car blared, "Hot in Heere". Joey covered his ears, Yugi did the same. Tristan instantly turned it off.
"Sorry." Tristan said.
As they drove off into traffic, they got stuck in a traffic jam. Just when the light turned green, the car in front of the 'Fun-mobile' didn't go. Tristan raised his hand to pound on the horn.
"No, don't! Remember what the dude said?" Joey said.
"Don't! Stop!" Yugi said.
They watched in despair as Tristan pressed the horn. The car played "La Cucaracha" at it's loudest. Everyone looked at the 'Funmobile'. Joey swore he saw a kid in a car seat flip them off.
- - - - They had parked in the back of a McDonalds and were eating the food they ordered, when Yugi asked a question.
"Hey guys, who are we going to take? We need 2 more people."
Joey looked up with ketchup smeared across his chin from his cheeseburger. Tristan stopped in mid slurp of his Coke. They both stared at Yugi.
"Fe neefed two mof people?!" Joey said.
"Yeah.and you have ketchup on your chin." Yugi said. Joey just wiped his arm across his mouth and continued his eating.
"I say we get Bakura and.I don't know who else. What do you think Tristan?" Yugi asked.
"We can't take Tèa."
Yugi stared at his hamburger, then asked the question again.
"How about.um.Kaiba?"
"WHAT!!" Joey and Yugi said in unison.
"It's the only other guy I know. Unless you can think of someone better."
".Fine, we'll take Seto. First lets get Bakura." Yugi said.