The Vicious One Presents CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in this fic. Which includes, as follows, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Kirby, ect. I don't own CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH. MTV and Viacom owns the show. Thank you and enjoy the fic!
THE FOLLOWING FANFICTION YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS, IN FACT, FICTION. ANY SIMILAIRITY TO ANY CELEBRITIES, LIVING OR DEAD, IS COINCIDENTAL AND UNINTENTIAL.
ANYWAY...IT'S JUST CLAY!
(Opening to CDM begins)
Johnny Gomez: What will happen will happen when the Hero Side finally strikes at the Dark Side? Will the two Pop-Star residents take down the so-called 'King of Dreamland'? Can the nicest raccoon around take down the wildest groundhog around? And what will happen when the most vicious Nintendo villains square off? Find out tonight on...CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
(Opening ends)
Johnny Gomez: Good evening, everyone! I'm Johnny Gomez!
Nick Diamond: And I'm Nick Diamond!
Johnny Gomez: And you, ladies and gentlemen, are in for a special treat, because tonight, Celebrity Deathmatch presents for the first time...THE CLASH OF THE NINTENDO SUPER-STARS!
Nick Diamond: First up, it has been called the greatest battle in the history of Sonic Team!
(ROUND 1)
Johnny Gomez: That's right, Nick. Tonight, in our first fight, we have the cast of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle squaring off! It's the Hero Side vs. the Dark Side!
(ROUND 2)
Johnny Gomez: After that, we have a tag match made in heaven! It's the stars of Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Kirby and Meta-Knight vs. King Dedede and Escargoot!
(ROUND 3)
Nick Diamond: Next, we take a trip to a place called Animal Crossing. In one corner, you've got a friendly shop-keeper named Tom Nook, and you've got a menacing groundhog named Mr. Resetti, who's hell bent on punishment! This could be a bloody one, Johnny!
(MAIN EVENT)
Johnny Gomez: And finally, our Main Event! They've been called the most deadliest of Nintendo villains, but tonight, they're here as opponents! Mewtwo. Ganondorf. Giga Bowser. These are the fighters in our 3-way battle.
Nick Diamond: But, to sweeten the match, we've brought in a little surprise for the 3 combatents! THE DOME OF DEVASTATION!
Johnny Gomez: No wonder they called that match 'The Showdown'! But first, let's focus on our first fight. The cast of Sonic Adventure 2 is here to settle the score once and for all, and to answer the big question. Who is the better team? Let's find out!
(Down to the ring)
Johnny Gomez: In the red corner, the heroes who can't seem to be seperated, from Sonic Adventure, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles! (Audience cheers)
Sonic: Aw, thanks! Thanks for 11 years of support for the blue-blur! (Tosses chili-dogs everywhere)
Knuckles: (Grabs Sonic) Hey, we've got a match, bud! Keep your eye on the prize!
Johnny Gomez: And the blue corner, the most meanest Sonic charaters to grace the Gamecube, from Sonic Adventure 2, Rouge, Shadow, and Dr. Eggman!
Rouge: Yes! I'm the first to be introduced! I feel so loved!
Shadow: Silence, woman!
Rouge: (Slaps Shadow) Don't you talk to me that way, boy!
Dr. Eggman: Hey, this is a match against Sonic! We must win!
Mills Lane: Ok, uh, you all? Look, I don't give a damn what your names are, I want a good, clean fight! And Miss Rouge? Don't lose your tube-top, understand?
Rouge: Why bother? This IS TV-14, right?
Mills Lane: What the-?! Look, just get it on! (Bell Rings)
Sonic: Alright, Shadow! Time for me to finish this! (Jumps at Shadow, and begins to beat on Shadow)
Johnny Gomez: Sonic taking down Shadow. (Shadow kicks Sonic off, throwing him into the ring post) But, Shadow retaliates!
Sonic: Ow...you faker...
Shadow: Faker? I think you're the fake! (Kicks Sonic in the groin)
Nick Diamond: OHH! That's gotta hurt the poor hedgehog!
Tails: Don't worry, Sonic! I'll help!
Nick Diamond: Tails is looking to help is fallen comrade... (Eggman jumps on Tails, pinning him)
Dr. Eggman: (Hold him down) HA HA! See if you can escape this!
Tails: AHH! THE PAIN!
Johnny Gomez: Tails is pinned under Eggman extreme girth!
Nick Diamond: The human skeleton can take so mch weight! Oh, I can't watch!
Sonic: Tails! I'll save you! (Performs a spin dash, cutting Eggman open!)
Dr. Eggman: (Fat spills out everywhere) GAAAAAHHH!!! MY FAT!
Johnny Gomez: Dr. Eggman has been stripped of his fat!
Dr. Eggman: GRRR! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT, YOU RAT!
Knuckles: (Flies through Eggman, ripping a hole through his body) Sorry, but you're out, skinny!
Dr. Eggman: So much for the weight loss program...ugh... (Falls off and dies)
Johnny Gomez: And Eggman's down!
Rouge: Hey, Knuckles!
Knuckles: What?
Rouge: (Opens her tube-top, revealing her 'goods')
Knuckles: (Eyes start to grow big)
Nick Diamond: Rouge is flashing her goods to Knuckles!
Johnny Gomez: Hang on, Nick...I think she's up to something!
Rouge: (Morphs her breasts into...a pair of retractable spikes) Taste these puppies! (Jabs Knuckles in the eyes!)
Knuckles: (Blood squirts out of his eye-sockets) AHHHHHH!!! I'M BLINDED!
Rouge: (Whips out a remote control) It's a good thing Eggman built this Spike Bra for me...hee hee...
Sonic: (Trips Rouge from behind, that she falls on her face) Ha, taste lenolium, bat-girl!
Nick Diamond: Looks like the Hero Side is whipping ass, but...what's Shadow doing?
Johnny Gomez: I don't know, Nick...looks he's planning something.
Shadow: (Mediatating in a corner) Focus, Shadow...
Sonic: (Beating up on Rouge) Take that! That's for stabbing my buddy!
Tails: Yeah! Beat her up, Sonic! (Gets pulled up by a strange force...and gets thrown into Sonic) YIKES! (Slams into Sonic)
Sonic: What was that for?!
Tails: It wasn't me!
Nick Diamond: Shadow's using a Chaos Emerald to attack without even moving!
Shadow: Disappear, hedgehog! (Starts slamming Tails into Sonic repeatedly)
Sonic: (Bleeding from the nose and mouth) Hang on! (Grabs Tails) FLY HIGH, TAILS!
Tails: (Pulls Sonic in the air) Hold on, Sonic!
Johnny Gomez: Tails is taking Sonic high!
Sonic: (Lets go and falls to the ring at super speed)
Nick Diamond: Oh, my God, that fall will kill him!
Shadow: Now to finish off Knuckles! HUH?! (Sees Sonic ready to collide with him)
Sonic: SAYANORA, FAKER!
Shadow: Maria...forgive me...
Sonic: (Slams his foot right into Shadow's mouth, piercing right through Shadow's body, ripping him apart) (Whistles) That was cool!
Rouge: Uh oh...I'm screwed...
Knuckles: (Still blind) You damn right!
Sonic: Give yourself up!
Tails: We won, guys!
Rouge: (Sighs diasppointed) Well, I guess you did. (Claps) Not to shabby for some 'heroes'.
Mills Lane: (Bell rings) And the winners are...THE HERO SIDE!
Johnny Gomez: That's unbelievable! Rouge gave up!
Nick Diamond: She didn't really do anything in this match, did she?
Johnny Gomez: I guess not. But in any case, the Hero Side is victorious. Folks, stick around, because after the break, we've got a tag match made in Dreamland, when Kirby and Meta-Knight battle King Dedede and Escargoot!
Nick Diamond: You won't want to miss this!
(CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH)
Ok, the first of the four fights is over! It's a shame the Dark Side lost this match, but give me your reviews, and tell me who do you think will win the next match. Will it be Kirby and Meta-Knight or King Dedede and Escargoot? Find out next time, and don't forget to review! Stick around!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything mentioned in this fic. Which includes, as follows, Sonic the Hedgehog, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Animal Crossing, Pokémon, Kirby, ect. I don't own CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH. MTV and Viacom owns the show. Thank you and enjoy the fic!
THE FOLLOWING FANFICTION YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS, IN FACT, FICTION. ANY SIMILAIRITY TO ANY CELEBRITIES, LIVING OR DEAD, IS COINCIDENTAL AND UNINTENTIAL.
ANYWAY...IT'S JUST CLAY!
(Opening to CDM begins)
Johnny Gomez: What will happen will happen when the Hero Side finally strikes at the Dark Side? Will the two Pop-Star residents take down the so-called 'King of Dreamland'? Can the nicest raccoon around take down the wildest groundhog around? And what will happen when the most vicious Nintendo villains square off? Find out tonight on...CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH!
(Opening ends)
Johnny Gomez: Good evening, everyone! I'm Johnny Gomez!
Nick Diamond: And I'm Nick Diamond!
Johnny Gomez: And you, ladies and gentlemen, are in for a special treat, because tonight, Celebrity Deathmatch presents for the first time...THE CLASH OF THE NINTENDO SUPER-STARS!
Nick Diamond: First up, it has been called the greatest battle in the history of Sonic Team!
(ROUND 1)
Johnny Gomez: That's right, Nick. Tonight, in our first fight, we have the cast of Sonic Adventure 2: Battle squaring off! It's the Hero Side vs. the Dark Side!
(ROUND 2)
Johnny Gomez: After that, we have a tag match made in heaven! It's the stars of Kirby: Right Back at Ya! Kirby and Meta-Knight vs. King Dedede and Escargoot!
(ROUND 3)
Nick Diamond: Next, we take a trip to a place called Animal Crossing. In one corner, you've got a friendly shop-keeper named Tom Nook, and you've got a menacing groundhog named Mr. Resetti, who's hell bent on punishment! This could be a bloody one, Johnny!
(MAIN EVENT)
Johnny Gomez: And finally, our Main Event! They've been called the most deadliest of Nintendo villains, but tonight, they're here as opponents! Mewtwo. Ganondorf. Giga Bowser. These are the fighters in our 3-way battle.
Nick Diamond: But, to sweeten the match, we've brought in a little surprise for the 3 combatents! THE DOME OF DEVASTATION!
Johnny Gomez: No wonder they called that match 'The Showdown'! But first, let's focus on our first fight. The cast of Sonic Adventure 2 is here to settle the score once and for all, and to answer the big question. Who is the better team? Let's find out!
(Down to the ring)
Johnny Gomez: In the red corner, the heroes who can't seem to be seperated, from Sonic Adventure, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles! (Audience cheers)
Sonic: Aw, thanks! Thanks for 11 years of support for the blue-blur! (Tosses chili-dogs everywhere)
Knuckles: (Grabs Sonic) Hey, we've got a match, bud! Keep your eye on the prize!
Johnny Gomez: And the blue corner, the most meanest Sonic charaters to grace the Gamecube, from Sonic Adventure 2, Rouge, Shadow, and Dr. Eggman!
Rouge: Yes! I'm the first to be introduced! I feel so loved!
Shadow: Silence, woman!
Rouge: (Slaps Shadow) Don't you talk to me that way, boy!
Dr. Eggman: Hey, this is a match against Sonic! We must win!
Mills Lane: Ok, uh, you all? Look, I don't give a damn what your names are, I want a good, clean fight! And Miss Rouge? Don't lose your tube-top, understand?
Rouge: Why bother? This IS TV-14, right?
Mills Lane: What the-?! Look, just get it on! (Bell Rings)
Sonic: Alright, Shadow! Time for me to finish this! (Jumps at Shadow, and begins to beat on Shadow)
Johnny Gomez: Sonic taking down Shadow. (Shadow kicks Sonic off, throwing him into the ring post) But, Shadow retaliates!
Sonic: Ow...you faker...
Shadow: Faker? I think you're the fake! (Kicks Sonic in the groin)
Nick Diamond: OHH! That's gotta hurt the poor hedgehog!
Tails: Don't worry, Sonic! I'll help!
Nick Diamond: Tails is looking to help is fallen comrade... (Eggman jumps on Tails, pinning him)
Dr. Eggman: (Hold him down) HA HA! See if you can escape this!
Tails: AHH! THE PAIN!
Johnny Gomez: Tails is pinned under Eggman extreme girth!
Nick Diamond: The human skeleton can take so mch weight! Oh, I can't watch!
Sonic: Tails! I'll save you! (Performs a spin dash, cutting Eggman open!)
Dr. Eggman: (Fat spills out everywhere) GAAAAAHHH!!! MY FAT!
Johnny Gomez: Dr. Eggman has been stripped of his fat!
Dr. Eggman: GRRR! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THAT, YOU RAT!
Knuckles: (Flies through Eggman, ripping a hole through his body) Sorry, but you're out, skinny!
Dr. Eggman: So much for the weight loss program...ugh... (Falls off and dies)
Johnny Gomez: And Eggman's down!
Rouge: Hey, Knuckles!
Knuckles: What?
Rouge: (Opens her tube-top, revealing her 'goods')
Knuckles: (Eyes start to grow big)
Nick Diamond: Rouge is flashing her goods to Knuckles!
Johnny Gomez: Hang on, Nick...I think she's up to something!
Rouge: (Morphs her breasts into...a pair of retractable spikes) Taste these puppies! (Jabs Knuckles in the eyes!)
Knuckles: (Blood squirts out of his eye-sockets) AHHHHHH!!! I'M BLINDED!
Rouge: (Whips out a remote control) It's a good thing Eggman built this Spike Bra for me...hee hee...
Sonic: (Trips Rouge from behind, that she falls on her face) Ha, taste lenolium, bat-girl!
Nick Diamond: Looks like the Hero Side is whipping ass, but...what's Shadow doing?
Johnny Gomez: I don't know, Nick...looks he's planning something.
Shadow: (Mediatating in a corner) Focus, Shadow...
Sonic: (Beating up on Rouge) Take that! That's for stabbing my buddy!
Tails: Yeah! Beat her up, Sonic! (Gets pulled up by a strange force...and gets thrown into Sonic) YIKES! (Slams into Sonic)
Sonic: What was that for?!
Tails: It wasn't me!
Nick Diamond: Shadow's using a Chaos Emerald to attack without even moving!
Shadow: Disappear, hedgehog! (Starts slamming Tails into Sonic repeatedly)
Sonic: (Bleeding from the nose and mouth) Hang on! (Grabs Tails) FLY HIGH, TAILS!
Tails: (Pulls Sonic in the air) Hold on, Sonic!
Johnny Gomez: Tails is taking Sonic high!
Sonic: (Lets go and falls to the ring at super speed)
Nick Diamond: Oh, my God, that fall will kill him!
Shadow: Now to finish off Knuckles! HUH?! (Sees Sonic ready to collide with him)
Sonic: SAYANORA, FAKER!
Shadow: Maria...forgive me...
Sonic: (Slams his foot right into Shadow's mouth, piercing right through Shadow's body, ripping him apart) (Whistles) That was cool!
Rouge: Uh oh...I'm screwed...
Knuckles: (Still blind) You damn right!
Sonic: Give yourself up!
Tails: We won, guys!
Rouge: (Sighs diasppointed) Well, I guess you did. (Claps) Not to shabby for some 'heroes'.
Mills Lane: (Bell rings) And the winners are...THE HERO SIDE!
Johnny Gomez: That's unbelievable! Rouge gave up!
Nick Diamond: She didn't really do anything in this match, did she?
Johnny Gomez: I guess not. But in any case, the Hero Side is victorious. Folks, stick around, because after the break, we've got a tag match made in Dreamland, when Kirby and Meta-Knight battle King Dedede and Escargoot!
Nick Diamond: You won't want to miss this!
(CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH)
Ok, the first of the four fights is over! It's a shame the Dark Side lost this match, but give me your reviews, and tell me who do you think will win the next match. Will it be Kirby and Meta-Knight or King Dedede and Escargoot? Find out next time, and don't forget to review! Stick around!