The Vicious One Presents CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
(CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH)
Nick Diamond: Welcome back to Celebrity Deathmatch!
Johnny Gomez: If you're just joining us, we've had 3 massive matches so far, but the best is yet to come!
Nick Diamond: Next is our Main Event in the Dome of Devastation! Mewtwo. Ganondorf. Giga Bowser. All three of them battling at the same time!
Johnny Gomez: How this chaotic battle came to be was all started at an E3 Press Conference last year at Nintendo of Japan. Roll the clip!
(Clip begins. Shot of NOJ's E3 Press Conference)
GameStart Journalist: Mr. Shigeru! Mr. Shigeru!
ProGame World Journalist: What is thoughts on the next Smash Bros. game?
Shigeru Miyamoto: People, people. I tell you many time, I not know if next Smash Bros. game coming to America!
Mewtwo: (Busts in) Mr. Miyamoto!
Shigeru Miyamoto: Myustuu! I'm in middle of big conference! I deal with Pokcket Monster crisis later!
Mewtwo: Mr. Miyamoto! I saw the poll online for Melee. I'm considered best character of all time on the poll!
Ganondorf: (Jumps up) WHAT?! I HAD THAT SPOT!
Giga Bowser: YOU?! I WAS THERE!
Mewtwo: Shut up! The fact is...you both lost!
Giga Bowser/Ganondorf: GET HIM! (They all fight)
Shigeru Miyamoto: NINTENDO VILLAINS! (Everyone stops) Why wait for next Smash Bros. game when you got Celebrity Deathmatch?!
Mewtwo/Giga Bowser/Ganondorf: (They look at each other) Sounds right to me!
(Back to the Deathmatch Arena)
Johnny Gomez: And now, they're here tonight for one reason. To decide who is reign supreme of the Nintendo badasses!
Nick Diamond: Let's go down to ther ring where our combatants are about to be locked in...THE DOME OF DEVASTATION!
(The dome begins to form around the three comatants...and soon, the dome is locked.)
Ganondorf: This is ludicrious! I'm out of here! (Tries to leave, but stabs his arm on one of the spiked walls) OOOOOWWW!!
Mewtwo: (Laughs at Ganondorf)
Giga Bowser: Shut up! (Kicks Mewtwo across the ring)
Nick Diamond: And the fight is on!
Giga Bowser: (Tries to slam on Mewtwo, but Mewtwo moves and Giga slams into the ring)
Johnny Gomez: Oooooh! Giga got himself a cannonball full of nothing!
Ganondorf: I WANT OUT OF THIS PRISON!
Mewtwo: (Uses psychic to Ganondorf's fists to beat Ganondorf senseless)
Nick Diamond: What is Ganondorf doing?!
Johnny Gomez: Mewtwo is controlling Ganondorf to beat himself up!
Nick Diamond: Who knew psychics can kick ass even if they're not even doing anything?!
Ganondorf: (Stops his fists, and gives Mewtwo a warlock punch)
Mewtwo: (Flies across the ring, but lands on his feet) Ha! (Throws a shadow ball at Ganondorf, but Ganondorf blocks)
Johnny Gomez: Amazing moves between the two! But what about Giga?
Giga Bowser: GAH! I'M STUCK! (Tries to pull his butt out of the hole he put in the ring)
Nick Diamond: (Laughing) Giga's stuck in the ring like a drunk on a sofa!
Johnny Gomez: Weird, but true, Nick!
Giga Bowser: (Keeps pulling)
Mewtwo: (Forms an invisible barrier)
Ganondorf: I'll punish you for your actions! (Tries to run at Mewtwo, but hits the barrier and falls on his back)
Mewtwo: (Laughs and psy-blasts Ganondorf)
Ganondorf: (Body stars to distort from the psychic) Gah, what's wrong with me?!
Nick Diamond: This doesn't look good for Ganondorf!
Mewtwo: (Lifts Ganondorf with his psy and...)
Ganondorf: PLEASE, MEWTWO! CUT ME SOME SLACK!
Mewtwo: As you wish. (Throws Ganondorf throw the dome's spiked wall, and Ganondorf gets sliced into kibble as he hits the ground. Mewtwo cackles at his victory.)
Giga Bowser: STUPID BUTT! PULL OUT!
Johnny Gomez: (Laughs) Poor Giga...if he doesn't move now, Mewtwo will take this battle!
Mewtwo: (Looks at Giga Bowser) I will finish you quickly! (Floats toward Giga Bowser)
Giga Bowser: (Pulling and pulling...)
Mewtwo: (Prepares a Shadow Ball...)
Nick Diamond: This fight's about over!
Giga Bowser: (POP! He slams into Mewtwo throwing him across the ring...)
Mewtwo: Oh no you don't! (Forms a shield to deflect the impact of the wall, and bounces off.)
Giga Bowser: WHAT?!
Mewtwo: (Cackles as he flies into Giga Bowser. The impact causes a BIG explosion in the dome, blowing up the ring!)
Johnny Gomez: Oh, my God!
Nick Diamond: Holy moley! What a fantastic finish! Mewtwo blew the ring to Kingdom Come!
Mewtwo: (Still standing, but he looks bruised a bit...)
Mills Lane: (Walks in and hold Mewtwo's hand up) Mewtwo is the winner!
Mewtwo: (Cackles evily and does his victory pose)
Nick Diamond: And there you have it! Mewtwo proving once and for all, that he is the most evil Nintendo character of all time!
Johnny Gomez: And let this be a warning to all you other wanna-be villains. If you think you're that bad, you better think twice! (Laughs with Nick) Folks, we're all out of time! So, for Celebrity Deathmatch, I'm Johnny Gomez!
Nick Diamond: And I'm Nick Diamond!
Johnny Gomez: Saying Good fight, good night!
(Credits roll)
Mills Lane: Coming soon, Capt. Falcon takes on Samus Aran! Cloud Strife vs. Squall Leonheart! And the Crazy Taxi cast in a Junkyard Demolition Derby as Celebrity Deathmatch continues!
END!
Stay tuned for my next Celebrity Deathmatch! If you have any suggestions, don't be afraid to ask! I might consider it! Also, give me your reviews! I love reviews, especially good ones! Thank you and good night, Cleavland! (Looks around...and runs away)
(CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH)
Nick Diamond: Welcome back to Celebrity Deathmatch!
Johnny Gomez: If you're just joining us, we've had 3 massive matches so far, but the best is yet to come!
Nick Diamond: Next is our Main Event in the Dome of Devastation! Mewtwo. Ganondorf. Giga Bowser. All three of them battling at the same time!
Johnny Gomez: How this chaotic battle came to be was all started at an E3 Press Conference last year at Nintendo of Japan. Roll the clip!
(Clip begins. Shot of NOJ's E3 Press Conference)
GameStart Journalist: Mr. Shigeru! Mr. Shigeru!
ProGame World Journalist: What is thoughts on the next Smash Bros. game?
Shigeru Miyamoto: People, people. I tell you many time, I not know if next Smash Bros. game coming to America!
Mewtwo: (Busts in) Mr. Miyamoto!
Shigeru Miyamoto: Myustuu! I'm in middle of big conference! I deal with Pokcket Monster crisis later!
Mewtwo: Mr. Miyamoto! I saw the poll online for Melee. I'm considered best character of all time on the poll!
Ganondorf: (Jumps up) WHAT?! I HAD THAT SPOT!
Giga Bowser: YOU?! I WAS THERE!
Mewtwo: Shut up! The fact is...you both lost!
Giga Bowser/Ganondorf: GET HIM! (They all fight)
Shigeru Miyamoto: NINTENDO VILLAINS! (Everyone stops) Why wait for next Smash Bros. game when you got Celebrity Deathmatch?!
Mewtwo/Giga Bowser/Ganondorf: (They look at each other) Sounds right to me!
(Back to the Deathmatch Arena)
Johnny Gomez: And now, they're here tonight for one reason. To decide who is reign supreme of the Nintendo badasses!
Nick Diamond: Let's go down to ther ring where our combatants are about to be locked in...THE DOME OF DEVASTATION!
(The dome begins to form around the three comatants...and soon, the dome is locked.)
Ganondorf: This is ludicrious! I'm out of here! (Tries to leave, but stabs his arm on one of the spiked walls) OOOOOWWW!!
Mewtwo: (Laughs at Ganondorf)
Giga Bowser: Shut up! (Kicks Mewtwo across the ring)
Nick Diamond: And the fight is on!
Giga Bowser: (Tries to slam on Mewtwo, but Mewtwo moves and Giga slams into the ring)
Johnny Gomez: Oooooh! Giga got himself a cannonball full of nothing!
Ganondorf: I WANT OUT OF THIS PRISON!
Mewtwo: (Uses psychic to Ganondorf's fists to beat Ganondorf senseless)
Nick Diamond: What is Ganondorf doing?!
Johnny Gomez: Mewtwo is controlling Ganondorf to beat himself up!
Nick Diamond: Who knew psychics can kick ass even if they're not even doing anything?!
Ganondorf: (Stops his fists, and gives Mewtwo a warlock punch)
Mewtwo: (Flies across the ring, but lands on his feet) Ha! (Throws a shadow ball at Ganondorf, but Ganondorf blocks)
Johnny Gomez: Amazing moves between the two! But what about Giga?
Giga Bowser: GAH! I'M STUCK! (Tries to pull his butt out of the hole he put in the ring)
Nick Diamond: (Laughing) Giga's stuck in the ring like a drunk on a sofa!
Johnny Gomez: Weird, but true, Nick!
Giga Bowser: (Keeps pulling)
Mewtwo: (Forms an invisible barrier)
Ganondorf: I'll punish you for your actions! (Tries to run at Mewtwo, but hits the barrier and falls on his back)
Mewtwo: (Laughs and psy-blasts Ganondorf)
Ganondorf: (Body stars to distort from the psychic) Gah, what's wrong with me?!
Nick Diamond: This doesn't look good for Ganondorf!
Mewtwo: (Lifts Ganondorf with his psy and...)
Ganondorf: PLEASE, MEWTWO! CUT ME SOME SLACK!
Mewtwo: As you wish. (Throws Ganondorf throw the dome's spiked wall, and Ganondorf gets sliced into kibble as he hits the ground. Mewtwo cackles at his victory.)
Giga Bowser: STUPID BUTT! PULL OUT!
Johnny Gomez: (Laughs) Poor Giga...if he doesn't move now, Mewtwo will take this battle!
Mewtwo: (Looks at Giga Bowser) I will finish you quickly! (Floats toward Giga Bowser)
Giga Bowser: (Pulling and pulling...)
Mewtwo: (Prepares a Shadow Ball...)
Nick Diamond: This fight's about over!
Giga Bowser: (POP! He slams into Mewtwo throwing him across the ring...)
Mewtwo: Oh no you don't! (Forms a shield to deflect the impact of the wall, and bounces off.)
Giga Bowser: WHAT?!
Mewtwo: (Cackles as he flies into Giga Bowser. The impact causes a BIG explosion in the dome, blowing up the ring!)
Johnny Gomez: Oh, my God!
Nick Diamond: Holy moley! What a fantastic finish! Mewtwo blew the ring to Kingdom Come!
Mewtwo: (Still standing, but he looks bruised a bit...)
Mills Lane: (Walks in and hold Mewtwo's hand up) Mewtwo is the winner!
Mewtwo: (Cackles evily and does his victory pose)
Nick Diamond: And there you have it! Mewtwo proving once and for all, that he is the most evil Nintendo character of all time!
Johnny Gomez: And let this be a warning to all you other wanna-be villains. If you think you're that bad, you better think twice! (Laughs with Nick) Folks, we're all out of time! So, for Celebrity Deathmatch, I'm Johnny Gomez!
Nick Diamond: And I'm Nick Diamond!
Johnny Gomez: Saying Good fight, good night!
(Credits roll)
Mills Lane: Coming soon, Capt. Falcon takes on Samus Aran! Cloud Strife vs. Squall Leonheart! And the Crazy Taxi cast in a Junkyard Demolition Derby as Celebrity Deathmatch continues!
END!
Stay tuned for my next Celebrity Deathmatch! If you have any suggestions, don't be afraid to ask! I might consider it! Also, give me your reviews! I love reviews, especially good ones! Thank you and good night, Cleavland! (Looks around...and runs away)