We don't own the song or the cast, we just thought Two-bit singing this song would be really fucking funny lol. So now here's
Two-Bit's got back
Dally: *talking*
Oh my god
Two-Bit, look at her butt
Its so big
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends
Who understands those rap guys
They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute
I mean her butt
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so black
Two-bit: Dally stop making fun of her, I think she's pretty damn fine.
Dally: Two-Bit what the hell are you talking about?
Two-Bit: *rap*
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna get with ya
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got
Make Me so horney
Ooh, rump of smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my benz
Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy
Dally: *Cocks an eyebrow and watches Two-bit dance around shaking his butt*
Steve: Dal what the hell is he doing? *The rest of the gang slowly files in to watch Two-Bit*
Dally: he's talking about the girls he likes...
Two-bit: I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette
I'm tired of magazines
Saying flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt *Two-bit shakes his butt to the music* Baby got back
Pony: Is he drunk?
Dally: I don't think so...I haven't seen him drinking anything today.
Soda: So he's doing this Sober?
Johnny: That's a first...Two-Bit sober I mean.
Two-Bit: I like'em round and big
And when I'm throwin a gig
I just can't help myself
I'm actin like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And UH, double up UH UH *Two-bit does a pelvic thrust*
I aint talkin bout playboy
Cuz silicone parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mixalot's in trouble
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas
I wanna get with ya
I won't cus or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna --
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of pimps won't like this song
Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
Cuz I'm long and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
Darry: Somebody stop him....please...
Two-Bit: So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back *Two-bit starts slapping his butt*
Steve: *rolls his eyes* Is he ever gonna stop?
Dally: *Looks frightened* I hope so...and soon
Johnny: *nods in agreement with Dally*
Two-Bit: Yeah baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection
36-24-36
Only if she's 5'3"
So your girlfriend throws a Honda
Playin workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun *Two-bit slaps his but again and dances against a pole*
You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin
And I'm thinkin bout stickin
To the beanpole dames in the magazines
You aint it miss thing
Give me a sista I can't resist her
Red beans and rice did miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
Cuz his girls were on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And pulled up quick to get with 'em
So ladies if the butt is round
And you wanna triple X throw down
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back
Pony: My eyes! *covers his eyes*
*Two-bits dancing slows*
Two-Bit: When did you get here?
Dally: We've been here. When did you return to reality?
Two-Bit: How much did you see?
Steve: The whole sickening display.
*Two-Bit blushes a dark red*
Pony: Is it safe to look now? *peeks through his fingers and sighs in relief as he drops his hands*
Darry: lets get outta here before he breaks into another song....
Soda: That's a good idea....*Starts walking away*
Haha so what did you all think? Please review and let us know. That's it for now, I'm sure we'll find another song to use soon if you have any ideas for a song to use, let us know
