It's snowy and I'm bored. So what do I do? Write the e-mails a Shaman would get!
We start with Hao. Ignore all of the OOC-ness…. :P
I do not own Shaman King. T-T
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Hao's Inbox=====
From: [email protected]
Subject: Stop That!!!
I know that you can be very…. Extremely disturbed in the head sometimes, but PLEASE stop sending Yoh those e-mails!! It's throwing him off, and he's losing focus on the Shaman fights, and if he does that then Anna will be mad, and if Anna is mad she'll take it out on me through beatings, cooking, and cleaning! L The back of my body is all bruised up, and it's not very pleasant!
So PLEASE, I BEG you, stop sending those e-mails!!
-- Manta
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Just cuz you wanna….
AAAAH! What are you talking about! I don't wanna do that with Yoh! That's disgusting and degrading, and you have a sick and twisted mind!!
This is getting deleted before Anna can find out!!! Oh my…
--Manta
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Die.
I saw the little e-mails you've been sending Yoh and Manta. Sick pervert. Go to hell where you belong.
--Anna
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Die
You don't give up, do you!?! Either stop it or I'm PERSONALLY gonna kick your ass.
--Anna
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Like you could….
I could too. I could also show you where to shove that mouth of yours.
--Anna
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Um… dude….
Anna's been acting bitchier than usual. And that's not good.
….for my sake.
Think you know what's up?
--Horo Horo
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I sure do… (attachment)
O.o Is that the only thing on your mind? Didn't know you wanted to do your own brother….
I'm telling everyone now. :P
--Horo Horo
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From: [email protected]
Subject: YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!
My brother just told me what you have been doing as of late! Twincest is not a
good thing, now go get a life, you perverted bum!!!
Love, Pilika
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: You told your SISTER?
XD Yeah, you should have seen the look on her face!! It was
priceless!!!!
But… I didn't know you were up to protecting the innocent. But that kind of sucks, because I told EVERYONE.
--Horo Horo
PS. Don't kill me.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Love….?
By "Love, Pilika" as my closing, I didn't mean it in the literal state. -_- Get a life.
HATE, Pilika.
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Oh, it's very easy to hate.
I meant I hate you!!! .
Go drink bleach and die!!
--Pilika
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Hey there….
Hey, ol' buddy, ol' pal! How ya doing? ^_^
Pilika is putting me through more cut throat training than usual. I think she's trying to kill me. O.o
What did you guys talk about??
--Horo Horo
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Grammatical Errors (attachment)
XD That's some funny stuff! You made her look like an idiot!
I mean…. I love my sister very much, um… don't… do that again..
--Horo Horo
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Waaaah!!!!
Mari's being mean! She won't let me borrow just ONE of her dresses. Only ONE! That's all I asked for and she won't let me!! Do something!!
With lots and lots of love, Machi
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Now now….
But Mari didn't do anything! Honest! Those dresses are Mari's dresses, and Mari should get to choose who will wear them!
If Hao-sama would like to wear them, then most definitely Hao-sama could!
Lo~ove, Mari
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Sorry, won't do.
That is so not fair! I think you love Mari more than me! Fess up!
Love, Machi
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: There's plenty of Hao love for everyone. ; )
Yeah, especially for Yoh I take it. .O I just got an e-mail from Horo Horo….
How did he get my e-mail address? Oh well.
Love ya lots, Machi
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From: [email protected]
Subject: This has got to stop….
Hao, this has got to stop. Somehow Manta, Anna, Horo Horo, Pilika, Ren, Faust, and just about everyone else I know including MOM and DAD caught wind of the e-mails you have been sending, and now think I'm your gay lover. And for the Great Spirits sake, that's just not true. And you know it.
I can't even get straight looks from anyone anymore! Not even Amidamaru! It's all your fault!
--Yoh
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: I Loo~oove you!
. You're so sick! Stop doing that!
--Yoh
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Medication
Ok, the medicine is really tricky. Apply it to the wound three times a day, then close it up VERY quickly and the scour it with a flame. It'll heal quicker.
Of course not as quickly as my necromancy. Are you sure you don't want me to take a look?
--Dr. Faust VIII
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Oh you know you want to.
O_O
I SO do not!
Pilika's right, you DO need a life.
--Yoh
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Capital letters will not do anyone any good…
YESSA! LOOK, I'M YELLING RIGHT NOW, OR AT LEAST I SHOULD BE
YELLING IN REAL LIFE!!!!
Love, Machi
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Yes I'm sure
Alright, your loss.
May I ask how exactly you got that wound?
--Dr.Faust VIII
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Caps are annoying!
I'm putting EMPHASIS on my WORDS. GET IT??!
LOVE, Machi
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From: [email protected]
Subject: …….
Sir, are you serious about that plan of kid napping Yoh? Isn't that plan a little… extreme and stupid?
--Kanna
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: What are you saying?
Oh, nothing's wrong with the plan, sir, it's just that kidnapping Yoh so that you can molest him isn't exactly in the favor of the group.
--Kanna
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Well, it was dark….
You got it from doing that?! Wow, I pity you….
--Dr. Faust VIII
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Cancel plan to kidnap Yoh….
Mari's confused…. Why doesn't Hao-sama want to do it anymores?
Love, Mari
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Idea was…
O_O Oh.
Mari loves you anyways!!
Love, Mari
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Just because your wife is dead….
I do not take special privileges just because my wife is dead! Don't you dear say that again, or I'll sick her on you!!!!
Speaking of sick… you are pretty bad. .
--Dr. Faust VIII
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Erm….
Yeah…. You didn't tell Yoh I was the one that told everyone and made up the thing about you and Yoh being gay lovers, did you? He's giving me the cold shoulder….. O.O
--Horo Horo
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Well….
You did. _ Some friend YOU are.
--Horo Horo
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: We're friends?
I thought we were!! L
--Horo Horo
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From: [email protected]
Subject: Re: Well, we aren't.
Oh. I feel stupid now.
So!
…… wanna be my friend?
--Horo Horo
Forgive me, this was stupid. @.@
But, if you like it, please review! Tell me, which should I do next?
Yoh, Horo Horo, or Ren?
Ren and Jun weren't in this one at all…. I wanted them to be. Oh well, they definitely will in the next one!
Please review!