A/N: In this story, my dear friend 'Arry is a bit stranger than usual. (a bit?) The others may act a bit out of character at some points too. Just so you're aware of that! And since you've been forewarned of the uncharacteristic behavior of 'Arry and his pallies, then I shouldn't expect anyone to flame about the characters not acting like themselves. because as you just read up there. THEY MAY OR MAY NOT ACT LIKE THEMSELVES THROUGHOUT THE STORY!! Nuff sed.

DISCLAIMER: Nothing in this story that is recognizable to your clever little selves belongs to me. NOTHING I TELL YA!! NOTHING!! Except the Clicker Shooter Snapper Video recorder 5000!!! But you probably won't recognize it so we're all good!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!

AND NOW. Lights. camera. ACTION!!

It was a beautiful Christmas morning at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Snow was on the ground and stockings were hung by the chimney with care. Everyone was awake, except for Neville.

"Harry!! Check out all the presents at the end of you're bed!! You got lots!!" exclaimed Ron in his sexy English accent.

"I'm gonna open them all right now!!" Harry exclaimed right back at him.

"You do that!" Ron said, and began opening his pile of gifts.

"I will, thanks!" Harry replied. Then he dove into his pile of gifts. Wrapping paper flew everywhere!! Bows, tissue, and paper went flying through the air! Boxes of candy from Ron was thrown in a pile along with more candy from his other friends, a sweater and homemade food from Ron's mom, hand knit socks from Dobby, and a book about shrubs from Hermione. Then he came to the last present in his pile. There was no tag or card, how curious. So naturally, he ripped it open.

"WOW!! Ron look it's a." Harry exclaimed. "What is it?"

"WOW!! It's a Clicker Shooter Snapper Video Recorder 5000!" Ron replied excitedly.

"WOW!! I don't know what that is!! But it sure sounds like a lot of fun!!"

"It's a video camera thingy!!" Ron explained. "For recording stuff!!"

"HEY!! I have an idea!!" Harry exclaimed.

"What would that be?" Ron asked curiously.

"I'll make a documentary about life at Hogwarts!!" Harry explained.

"Yeah!!" Ron exclaimed right back at him. "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Camera Man!!"

Harry turns on the camera and shoots Ron who looks utterly adorable. Harry turns off the camera.

"Er." he said. "Ron?

"Yeah?"

"What do you think we should call our movie?"

"Umm. That's a good question," Ron said. "How about. RON: That really cool kid and also some other people who don't matter as much."

"Well, that is a good title," Harry agreed, "but I think we need something shorter. That sums all that up into one short little thing."

"Yeah, okay." Ron said understandingly. "Well since it's you and it's a camera, why don't we call it."

"HARRYCAM!!" Harry exclaimed.

"Well that could work but I was thinking more along the lines of Harry Potter with a camera and all of the stuff he films but. I guess that would work," Ron replied.

"HarryCam it is then!"

"Okay then!"

"Well, that was fun!" Harry laughed. "What can we shoot now?"

"Well," Ron replied stroking his chin thoughtfully, "This is a documentary about life at Hogwarts. So I think we should go shoot Hermione EATING!! I mean, what describes life at Hogwarts better than that? Am I right or am I right?"

"By golly ole chap, I think you're right!" Harry agreed. "Let's go find Hermione and tell her that we are casting her in our wonderful film. HARRYCAM!!"

"But first," Ron added, "I think we need to shoot a little more of me!"

Harry nodded. "Agreed."

A/N: Haha, this is so psycho!! Just remember what I said up there. The characters are going to act goofy. So just know that.