A Nightmare After Christmas
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Disclaimer: I own nothing. Except myself. And Amanda AKA Door owns herself. R/R
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It was an ordinary day. A very calm, nice day. Well, in all places but one. In a small loft in Moscow, Russia sat a pale red-haired girl. This girl had short spiky hair and sat at a computer. She was also bored. And insane.
Anastasia: Boredom……….Boredom…………….
Amanda: Why don't you talk to your door?
Anastasia: Door! How the hell'd you get to Russia?
Door/Amanda: Hello, private jet!
Anastasia: But we're only 14.
Door: Well, you're here.
Anastasia: It's my fantasy.
Door: Well, I should get some say.
Anastasia: Really?
Door: Yes. (snaps fingers and Jack Skellington appears)
Much better.
Jack: Where am I?
Anastasia: Somewhere you shouldn't be . (smacks Door)
Door: (hugs Anastasia) Take that!
Jack: Where's Halloween Town? What is this horrible place?
Anastasia: Hey, this isn't that bad!
Jack: (shudders) I miss Sally.
Door: She doesn't love you anymore. But I do.
Anastasia: Hold on. (types a little. Sally appears with Lock, Shock, Barrel, and Oogie)
Lock: Wow!
Shock: Where are we?
Jack: Sally! (they hug all nice and prettily)
Door: I'm gonna kick your ass!!
Anastasia: Nazi.
Door: Bolshevik.
Oogie Boogie: Well, now this seems interesting. (taps computer with dice) Why didn't anything happen?
Door: Ooh!! The big, fluffy pillow!! (grabs Oogie and cuddles him)
Oogie Boogie: What do you think you're doing? I'm the Boogey Man! You're supposed to be terrified of me!!
Door: But you're so cuddly!
Lock, Shock, and Barrel: He is?
Oogie Boogie: No I'm not!
Jack: Well, he always did look a little too stuffed to me.
Anastasia: I can fix that. (types) There. (Oogie Boogie is reduced to Jack's stick-like figure)
Oogie Boogie: Nooooooo!!!!!!!!!
LSB: Cool. (they begin smacking Oogie)
Sally: Ooh! He's like Jack. Well, Jack's king. And hotter.
Jack: That's right. I am the Pumpkin King! (makes creepy face from song on the angel)
Anastasia: Can we say "Big Ego"?
Jack: But I am King.
Door: And I love you more than her. (points to Sally)
Sally: No, you don't!! (cat fight ensues)
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