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AN I'm not sure if anybody is going to like this, but hopefully it will continue. There will be many characters OOC (out-of-character) in this fic. But there will not be any romance what-so-ever. So don't bother asking. I don't know how often I will update, at least once a week, perhaps more. I CHANGED A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF! READ!
**BIG HINT** if ff.net is telling you that a chapter does not exist, go to the URL and type ONE PERIOD ( . ) at the end of the link. That should take you where you want to go.
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Prologue
It was, in hindsight, probably not the best time for Koenma to give them a new assignment. But it wasn't like Koenma - the mighty "Lord Of The Dead" - really cared if he had the worst timing in all of the three worlds. All he cared about - besides not upsetting his father - was the fact that Yusuke was his best detective, and he *always* got the job done. More or less.
It just so happened, that Yusuke had a very important test coming up, which his fellow teammate Shuuichi Minamino, known to a select few as Kurama, had decided he was going to pass. The two were currently sitting in Kurama's bedroom, Yusuke sprawled on the floor lazily playing with a pencil, Kurama sitting next to him patiently trying to get his friend to concentrate. The study session wasn't going so well, first off because trying to teach Yusuke anything not related to fighting was like trying to teach a rock how to fly a space shuttle. Secondly, because a third member of their team, a short fire demon by the name of Hiei, was sitting on the windowsill snorting to himself and saying things like "Baka Youko" and "baka Ningens".
Despite the fact that the three got alone relatively well, there was definite tension in the room. Kurama, a red haired, green eyed humanized Youko, kept sending death glares over at Hiei. Yusuke, a dark haired, brown eyed half human, half demon was adding to the problem by not paying attention to the Youko - playing with his pencil instead. And Hiei, dark haired and red eyed was returning the hostile looks with those of his own, much more intense.
So, the previous statement about bad timing wasn't really so bad for Yusuke or even Hiei, so much as it was for Kurama.
The dark haired half human actually sat up straight, leaving his pencil - the only source of his entertainment - on the ground. His brown eyes carefully took his bosses toddler body. Yusuke was definitely interested in a new assignment, because the first thing his boss, Koenma, did was hand him a packet of pictures. Hiei actually got off the windowsill, revealing his height to be smaller than originally expected, to examine the pictures handed to him, pausing slightly at the photo of a large castle. Kurama, pushing back long red hair, gave Koenma the first of many dirty looks and tossed his folder on the ground. His green eyes were spitting anger, causing the demigod to back away with fear for his life.
To tell the truth, Yusuke was very happy with the prospect of a new case - anything to get him away from studying. Until he learned what the new case was.
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"What the hell do you mean 'I'm sending you to a school'?" Yusuke demanded, his aura flickering with his anger.
Kurama and Koenma wisely stepped away from the enraged half-demon, forgetting their current conflict with each other about Yusuke's study habits. Faint tattoos began appearing on Yusuke's skin, signifying that he was once again over-reacting.
"Calm down detective," Hiei said from his place against the wall, he continued flipping through the pictures he had been handed. "You can kill him *after* you hear this new assignment."
Koenma shot the fire demon a truly dirty look. "You're going on this one too, Hiei, and don't even try to get out of it."
"Hn."
The miniature Demigod puffed out his chest importantly, while reaching up with one hand to adjust his bonnet-like hat. "Now, I'm sure you don't care in the least, but earlier this month a war was fought in Britain. It was one of those 'Good vs. Evil' wars."
Kurama frowned, "I didn't hear anything about a war." He said softly. It was quite an accomplishment for news to slip past Kurama's knowledge.
"I'm not surprised." Koenma snapped. "That's because this war was fought by Wizards - the hidden community within Ningenkai. In the end the side of "Good" won and the side of "Bad" was completely destroyed. But during the confusion of the battle, an A level demon managed to possess somebody in the "Good" side. Intelligence doesn't know who it is, because it could be any number of people."
The toddler drew himself up a little straighter, sucking pensively on his pascifire. "I will be sending you to the school where we *think* the Demon is. Your cover story will be that you're Body Guards to a student there."
Hiei snorted. "So, who's the little twerp?"
"His name is Harry Potter." Koenma sighed, taking Kurama's folder and pulling out a picture of an uncomfortable looking teen. "Please show him a little respect, Hiei. He happens to be the most important person in the Wizard Community. And this mission is very important. Reikai cannot act upon this until we know who is possessed, and for that we need you three."
The Jaganshi didn't seem to care because he took the next moment to snort again. "I have more important things to do than play Body Guard for some Human."
Kurama, however, looked a little thoughtful. He opened his mouth to ask a question, but before he could Yusuke cut in.
"What about Kuwabara?"
"He will not be joining you." Koenma stated briskly. "He does not have the tact or the skill for this mission. It's incredibly dangerous, Yusuke. You three will have to be on your guard constantly. Not only is the demon dangerous, but Potter made himself many enemies during the war, wizards who would give their lives to see him dead. It would be best if you distanced yourselves from the rest of the school. They don't need to know that you're demons. And this demon doesn't need to know that you're demons either. Use the title "Mage" it's a type of wizard who has learned to use a different style of magic."
"How are we getting to this school?" Kurama asked, shooting a dirty look at Yusuke for daring to cut him off.
"You will be spending the next three months with Potter, he is staying at Genkai's temple. When the next term at Hogwarts starts, you will fly to London to take the school train. Botan will finalize your arrangements, she will be flying you as you do not have brooms."
He disappeared.
Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei all stared at each other. Text books snapped shut and they all stood as one to go meet this Harry Potter person. Not that they were eager, but the philosophy "the sooner we start, so sooner we end" was definitely on their minds.
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AN Review and I'll update.
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AN I'm not sure if anybody is going to like this, but hopefully it will continue. There will be many characters OOC (out-of-character) in this fic. But there will not be any romance what-so-ever. So don't bother asking. I don't know how often I will update, at least once a week, perhaps more. I CHANGED A WHOLE LOT OF STUFF! READ!
**BIG HINT** if ff.net is telling you that a chapter does not exist, go to the URL and type ONE PERIOD ( . ) at the end of the link. That should take you where you want to go.
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Prologue
It was, in hindsight, probably not the best time for Koenma to give them a new assignment. But it wasn't like Koenma - the mighty "Lord Of The Dead" - really cared if he had the worst timing in all of the three worlds. All he cared about - besides not upsetting his father - was the fact that Yusuke was his best detective, and he *always* got the job done. More or less.
It just so happened, that Yusuke had a very important test coming up, which his fellow teammate Shuuichi Minamino, known to a select few as Kurama, had decided he was going to pass. The two were currently sitting in Kurama's bedroom, Yusuke sprawled on the floor lazily playing with a pencil, Kurama sitting next to him patiently trying to get his friend to concentrate. The study session wasn't going so well, first off because trying to teach Yusuke anything not related to fighting was like trying to teach a rock how to fly a space shuttle. Secondly, because a third member of their team, a short fire demon by the name of Hiei, was sitting on the windowsill snorting to himself and saying things like "Baka Youko" and "baka Ningens".
Despite the fact that the three got alone relatively well, there was definite tension in the room. Kurama, a red haired, green eyed humanized Youko, kept sending death glares over at Hiei. Yusuke, a dark haired, brown eyed half human, half demon was adding to the problem by not paying attention to the Youko - playing with his pencil instead. And Hiei, dark haired and red eyed was returning the hostile looks with those of his own, much more intense.
So, the previous statement about bad timing wasn't really so bad for Yusuke or even Hiei, so much as it was for Kurama.
The dark haired half human actually sat up straight, leaving his pencil - the only source of his entertainment - on the ground. His brown eyes carefully took his bosses toddler body. Yusuke was definitely interested in a new assignment, because the first thing his boss, Koenma, did was hand him a packet of pictures. Hiei actually got off the windowsill, revealing his height to be smaller than originally expected, to examine the pictures handed to him, pausing slightly at the photo of a large castle. Kurama, pushing back long red hair, gave Koenma the first of many dirty looks and tossed his folder on the ground. His green eyes were spitting anger, causing the demigod to back away with fear for his life.
To tell the truth, Yusuke was very happy with the prospect of a new case - anything to get him away from studying. Until he learned what the new case was.
===
"What the hell do you mean 'I'm sending you to a school'?" Yusuke demanded, his aura flickering with his anger.
Kurama and Koenma wisely stepped away from the enraged half-demon, forgetting their current conflict with each other about Yusuke's study habits. Faint tattoos began appearing on Yusuke's skin, signifying that he was once again over-reacting.
"Calm down detective," Hiei said from his place against the wall, he continued flipping through the pictures he had been handed. "You can kill him *after* you hear this new assignment."
Koenma shot the fire demon a truly dirty look. "You're going on this one too, Hiei, and don't even try to get out of it."
"Hn."
The miniature Demigod puffed out his chest importantly, while reaching up with one hand to adjust his bonnet-like hat. "Now, I'm sure you don't care in the least, but earlier this month a war was fought in Britain. It was one of those 'Good vs. Evil' wars."
Kurama frowned, "I didn't hear anything about a war." He said softly. It was quite an accomplishment for news to slip past Kurama's knowledge.
"I'm not surprised." Koenma snapped. "That's because this war was fought by Wizards - the hidden community within Ningenkai. In the end the side of "Good" won and the side of "Bad" was completely destroyed. But during the confusion of the battle, an A level demon managed to possess somebody in the "Good" side. Intelligence doesn't know who it is, because it could be any number of people."
The toddler drew himself up a little straighter, sucking pensively on his pascifire. "I will be sending you to the school where we *think* the Demon is. Your cover story will be that you're Body Guards to a student there."
Hiei snorted. "So, who's the little twerp?"
"His name is Harry Potter." Koenma sighed, taking Kurama's folder and pulling out a picture of an uncomfortable looking teen. "Please show him a little respect, Hiei. He happens to be the most important person in the Wizard Community. And this mission is very important. Reikai cannot act upon this until we know who is possessed, and for that we need you three."
The Jaganshi didn't seem to care because he took the next moment to snort again. "I have more important things to do than play Body Guard for some Human."
Kurama, however, looked a little thoughtful. He opened his mouth to ask a question, but before he could Yusuke cut in.
"What about Kuwabara?"
"He will not be joining you." Koenma stated briskly. "He does not have the tact or the skill for this mission. It's incredibly dangerous, Yusuke. You three will have to be on your guard constantly. Not only is the demon dangerous, but Potter made himself many enemies during the war, wizards who would give their lives to see him dead. It would be best if you distanced yourselves from the rest of the school. They don't need to know that you're demons. And this demon doesn't need to know that you're demons either. Use the title "Mage" it's a type of wizard who has learned to use a different style of magic."
"How are we getting to this school?" Kurama asked, shooting a dirty look at Yusuke for daring to cut him off.
"You will be spending the next three months with Potter, he is staying at Genkai's temple. When the next term at Hogwarts starts, you will fly to London to take the school train. Botan will finalize your arrangements, she will be flying you as you do not have brooms."
He disappeared.
Yusuke, Kurama and Hiei all stared at each other. Text books snapped shut and they all stood as one to go meet this Harry Potter person. Not that they were eager, but the philosophy "the sooner we start, so sooner we end" was definitely on their minds.
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AN Review and I'll update.
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