I don't own any X-Men Evolution characters. Nope. Well this X-Men/ Misfits story takes place not long after 'Electric Dreams'. Prepare to see some things that parallel Season 4 on the show, some things that are completely different, and a whole bunch of other stuff that I'm making up as I go along! In this fic you'll meet some familiar characters as well as those who you haven't seen yet!

So here's the latest chapter in the turbulent lives of the X-Men in the Misfit Universe! And their lives are about to get a lot more turbulent and insane!

I Hate New People

Chapter 1: On a Wing and A Prayer

"Well," Warren took a deep breath. "Here goes nothing."

"Good luck," Logan grinned. "You're gonna need it."

"Thanks for the load of confidence," Warren rolled his eyes. "Why am I doing this again? I've only just had my first Danger Room session two days ago?"

"Hey you're a teacher now," Logan told him. "Gotta pick up on things fast. Especially now that we've got two new kids here. Don't worry, like I said I'll be with you."

They walked into the Danger Room to meet with the New Mutants, including Paige (Husk) and Jesse (Bedlam) their newest recruits. Both of them noticed that Jesse looked very nervous.

"Are you sure I'm ready for this?" Jesse looked around. "I mean the spandex is weird enough but isn't this the place where they throw knives and stuff at you?"

"Don't worry about it," Bobby grinned. "Nobody's died in the past couple of weeks."

"You're joking right?" Jesse gulped. "Please somebody tell me he's joking?"

"Relax kid," Logan said. "This won't hurt…much."

"Oh goody…" Jesse moaned.

"Okay the object of this exercise is simple," Warren pointed to the obstacle course that materialized in the room. "Just get to one end of the room to the other."

"Okay I can do this," Jesse looked at the course. "Ropes, simple jumping obstacles…seems safe. I can do this."

"Just watch out for surprises," Logan grinned. "Begin!"

"Surprises?" Jesse gulped. "What do you mean by surprises?"

"Come on Bedlam!" Paige grabbed his arm and dragged him along.

"That's good!" Warren called out. "Keep it up!"

"Beldam come on you're falling behind!" Paige yelled.

"Pick up the pace kid!" Logan called out.

"I'm running as fast as I can," Jesse panted.

"Well then…" Logan pushed a button. "Maybe I can get you to speed it up a little."

That was when a huge clamp with electricity burst out of the wall right behind Jesse. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Jesse screamed in terror as he saw the thing come closer. Just when it was about to snap at him it shorted and reared up. It fired bolts of electricity over Jesse's head and right at the mutants in the lead.

"HEY!" Bobby yelled after narrowly getting hit in the back. "What's going on?" Then he noticed that the obstacles disappeared and were replaced by a huge familiar multi-clawed machine. "Oh man not this again!"

"Hey don't blame this on me!" Jamie yelled. "I didn't do it this time!"

It then occurred to the instructors that maybe surprising someone who could disrupt machinery might not have been the smartest idea they ever had. "Bedlam! Bedlam! Calm down! Bedlam!" Warren shouted. Too late, already the controls of the Danger Room were going crazy.

"YEOWWW!" Warren yelled as a stray electric bolt zapped him.

"Hang on I'll…WHOA!" Logan yelled as he was flung against a huge giant magnet that popped out of nowhere. The magnet deactivated only after it was hit by another electric blast. "That…HURTS!"

"Bedlam calm down!" Paige yelled as she changed to an armored form and was trying to pound away several projectiles only to have the floor fall right out from under her. She floundered in the water. "Great! Now I'm gonna rust!"

"Bedlam calm down!" Warren shouted.

"CALM DOWN! CALM DOWN! I'M GONNA DIE AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS CALM DOWN? HELP ME!" Jesse screamed. Suddenly there was a huge explosion all around him. When the dust settled he looked around at the destruction. "Oh…I'm not dead."

"No…but you…will be…" Roberto moaned as he lay on the floor of the Danger Room. Everyone else was knocked down and his or her uniforms were torn. Even Warren and Logan were on the floor in agony.

"It figures…" Ray moaned. "He's the only one who didn't get hurt!"

"Sorry…" Jesse gulped.

"Man Bedlam you sure do live up to your name," Bobby grumbled. "You totally trashed the place!" The entire Danger Room was demolished.

"I told you I wasn't ready for this!" Jesse shouted as he tried to help Bobby get up.

"No kidding," Bobby grumbled. A stray piece of ceiling hit him on the head. "OW!"

"Well that…" Logan sighed as he lay on the floor. "Was educational."

"Is it always this painful?" Warren moaned as he lay on the floor.

"Let me put it to you this way," Logan sighed. "Today was a good day."