Cody and the Gang Chapter 2 - No title
Cody: Well Like I said before, I don't own the Creeper or anyone else who
may pop up, except Katina, she's mine and you can't have her Jason!
Jason: (Damn!)
Cody: Anyhoot, this is the next chapter..no title as it makes no sense
*Cody jumps from a tree and slices " The Creeper " down the back*
Cody: Tag your it!
Creeper: *Growls*
Cody: Yeesh, somebodys in a bad mood today
Creeper: *growl growl*
Cody: Oh your lady denied you the nookie hungh? Ha! Mine never denies me
nookie!
*Katina whaps Cody upside the had with a shovel leaving a dent in the
shovel and in Cody's head*
Katina: That's it no nookie for you
Cody: *grumbles* stupid creeper
Crepper *growl!*
Cody: you are too stupid! I mean come on, who only wakes up every 23 years?
You're a lazy f*** bum
Creeper: *GROWL!*
Cody: No need too yell, its not my fault that your job takes allot of
energy, I've killed way more people then you but I manage to stay awake for
more then 23 days every 23 years
Creeper: *Grumble growl!*
Cody: Have too! I don't care if you've been around for thousands of years
I've still killed more people then you!
Katina: Cody Shush, this is supposed to be a fun time. No need to argue.
*Kisses his cheek*
Cody: *grumble*
Creeper: *laughs*
Cody: Shut up!
Creeper: *growl*
Cody: I am not whipped!
Katina: Yes you are.
Cody *sticks his tounge out at Katina*
Katina: That's it no nookie for two weeks for you!
Cody: Damn it . Im sorry!
Katina: Tell the creeper your sorry too
Cody: But but but he started it!
Katina: and you will finish it. Now say your sorry.
Cody: Sorry Creep..
Creeper: *growls*
Cody: Yeah sounds good.
*they all drive too Hannibals house*
*ding dong*
HL: Oh Hello, come in. Oh Katina Glad you could come I was just having tea
and some nice heart with Krueger Voorhees and The Female Centobite. Please
Do come in.
*they all walk in and the creeper ducks his head.(
HL: Oh Mr.Creeper, please watch the oozing drool this time. It is difficult
to scrub out.
Creeper: *growl*
HL: Thank You.
Freddy: So I said too her: Give Daddy A kiss!
*They all laugh, muffled like, except the female cenobite, she looks
disgusted*
FC: Hannibal how can you stand these scum?
HL: They intrest me. There perfersions are baffeling.
Myers: (What perversions?)
HL: Like wanting too have intercourse with your sister.
Myers: (Its not my fault shes banging.)
Cody: *stabs Jason in the eyes* Hands off Katinas ass! MY ASS!
Jason: (Ah my eye!) *grabs his eye*
Katina: You are soooooooooo over protective
Cody: You'll have to excuse me for being overprotective when the " Zombie
King !" is grabbing your ass!
Katina: Cool your temper
Freddy: You wouldn't want to blow prematurely kid, Oh wait you already do
that don't you?
Cody: *lunges at freddy Burying his claw into his uncles stomach they
begins to tear the crap out of one another and Myers and Jason pull them
apart as the female cenobite just shakes her head*
Katina: Hey Cenobite, I have a question for you.
FC: Seeming as you seem to be the only civilized one here other then
Dr.Lecter and myself I will allow you to ask it.
Katina: When your like you? Do you still get your " Time of the Month? "
*The FC looks alittle shocked* Well.yes
Katina: Damn that's gotta suck. Does it make you more prone to violence? I
mean cause when I get it, I tend to borrow cody's claw and like rip people
apart.
FC: Well yes I suppose it does.
Katina: Oh well, oh Dr.Lecter, Damien is coming with us to the tea party on
Monday.
HL: How is the young man?
Katina: As Murderous as his father and uncle, he cut some kids head off the
other day for stealing his crayons *sighs* He sure knows how to make a
mother proud.
HL:.right
*Cody and Freddy are sitting across from one another glaring at each other*
Freddy: Walking stack of Crisco
Cody: Over cooked Pizza
Freddy: Fat with a brain
Cody: Idiocy Embodied
Freddy: You got no stamina! I would know I talk to my neice all the time!
*Katina turns and slaps freddy who is knocked out of his chair*
Katina: Shut up Uncle, I've never said any such thing and if you want to
know our sex life is very VERY satisfying, unlike yours and your wifes! Oh
im sorry you don't have a wife or a sex life and if both of you don't knock
it off im going to send you home with the female centobite over there and
let her have way with you! Dr.Lector. Lets go make some dinner, im sure
these killers are starving.
*All are silent and the Cenobite is smirking*
Next Chapter: Diner Time
Disclaimer: Yes I don't own them.
Jason: She bitched you out man
Cody: Shut up hockey puck.
Cody: Well Like I said before, I don't own the Creeper or anyone else who
may pop up, except Katina, she's mine and you can't have her Jason!
Jason: (Damn!)
Cody: Anyhoot, this is the next chapter..no title as it makes no sense
*Cody jumps from a tree and slices " The Creeper " down the back*
Cody: Tag your it!
Creeper: *Growls*
Cody: Yeesh, somebodys in a bad mood today
Creeper: *growl growl*
Cody: Oh your lady denied you the nookie hungh? Ha! Mine never denies me
nookie!
*Katina whaps Cody upside the had with a shovel leaving a dent in the
shovel and in Cody's head*
Katina: That's it no nookie for you
Cody: *grumbles* stupid creeper
Crepper *growl!*
Cody: you are too stupid! I mean come on, who only wakes up every 23 years?
You're a lazy f*** bum
Creeper: *GROWL!*
Cody: No need too yell, its not my fault that your job takes allot of
energy, I've killed way more people then you but I manage to stay awake for
more then 23 days every 23 years
Creeper: *Grumble growl!*
Cody: Have too! I don't care if you've been around for thousands of years
I've still killed more people then you!
Katina: Cody Shush, this is supposed to be a fun time. No need to argue.
*Kisses his cheek*
Cody: *grumble*
Creeper: *laughs*
Cody: Shut up!
Creeper: *growl*
Cody: I am not whipped!
Katina: Yes you are.
Cody *sticks his tounge out at Katina*
Katina: That's it no nookie for two weeks for you!
Cody: Damn it . Im sorry!
Katina: Tell the creeper your sorry too
Cody: But but but he started it!
Katina: and you will finish it. Now say your sorry.
Cody: Sorry Creep..
Creeper: *growls*
Cody: Yeah sounds good.
*they all drive too Hannibals house*
*ding dong*
HL: Oh Hello, come in. Oh Katina Glad you could come I was just having tea
and some nice heart with Krueger Voorhees and The Female Centobite. Please
Do come in.
*they all walk in and the creeper ducks his head.(
HL: Oh Mr.Creeper, please watch the oozing drool this time. It is difficult
to scrub out.
Creeper: *growl*
HL: Thank You.
Freddy: So I said too her: Give Daddy A kiss!
*They all laugh, muffled like, except the female cenobite, she looks
disgusted*
FC: Hannibal how can you stand these scum?
HL: They intrest me. There perfersions are baffeling.
Myers: (What perversions?)
HL: Like wanting too have intercourse with your sister.
Myers: (Its not my fault shes banging.)
Cody: *stabs Jason in the eyes* Hands off Katinas ass! MY ASS!
Jason: (Ah my eye!) *grabs his eye*
Katina: You are soooooooooo over protective
Cody: You'll have to excuse me for being overprotective when the " Zombie
King !" is grabbing your ass!
Katina: Cool your temper
Freddy: You wouldn't want to blow prematurely kid, Oh wait you already do
that don't you?
Cody: *lunges at freddy Burying his claw into his uncles stomach they
begins to tear the crap out of one another and Myers and Jason pull them
apart as the female cenobite just shakes her head*
Katina: Hey Cenobite, I have a question for you.
FC: Seeming as you seem to be the only civilized one here other then
Dr.Lecter and myself I will allow you to ask it.
Katina: When your like you? Do you still get your " Time of the Month? "
*The FC looks alittle shocked* Well.yes
Katina: Damn that's gotta suck. Does it make you more prone to violence? I
mean cause when I get it, I tend to borrow cody's claw and like rip people
apart.
FC: Well yes I suppose it does.
Katina: Oh well, oh Dr.Lecter, Damien is coming with us to the tea party on
Monday.
HL: How is the young man?
Katina: As Murderous as his father and uncle, he cut some kids head off the
other day for stealing his crayons *sighs* He sure knows how to make a
mother proud.
HL:.right
*Cody and Freddy are sitting across from one another glaring at each other*
Freddy: Walking stack of Crisco
Cody: Over cooked Pizza
Freddy: Fat with a brain
Cody: Idiocy Embodied
Freddy: You got no stamina! I would know I talk to my neice all the time!
*Katina turns and slaps freddy who is knocked out of his chair*
Katina: Shut up Uncle, I've never said any such thing and if you want to
know our sex life is very VERY satisfying, unlike yours and your wifes! Oh
im sorry you don't have a wife or a sex life and if both of you don't knock
it off im going to send you home with the female centobite over there and
let her have way with you! Dr.Lector. Lets go make some dinner, im sure
these killers are starving.
*All are silent and the Cenobite is smirking*
Next Chapter: Diner Time
Disclaimer: Yes I don't own them.
Jason: She bitched you out man
Cody: Shut up hockey puck.