TITLE: Images 1/1
AUTHOR: Sam ([email protected])
RATING: PG-13 (for innuendo and suggestion)
FEEDBACK: If you please.
DISCLAIMER: Patrick Hasburgh and Stephen J. Cannell own these characters. I'm just using them for my own perverse pleasure :-)
TIMELINE: Season Two.
Dedicated to Karen, Nicole, Tim, Mike and Erin, the "Depp-a-thon" crew, in celebration of the re-start of season one. [Hey, it's playing locally in Philly on WTGW Channel 48 Monday - Friday @4. I'm such a plug whore :-) ]
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"Oh God, Penhall..." Judy Hoffs sighed.
"Sorry Jude, did that hurt?" Doug Penhall asked.
"No. No, it's not so bad now. Keep going."
"I don't know how much longer I can keep this up."
"I'm sure it won't be too much longer. Just keep going. No Penhall! Not there!"
"Sorry." Penhall groaned. "That better?"
"Oh yeah. Much."
"Look, I hate to break this up..." Harry Ioki piped up.
"Harry! Not now. You're ruining my concentration."
"Penhall, it's my turn. Move over."
"Boys, don't fight."
"Penhall, shift it!"
"This stinks," Penhall said, "I was just getting something going..."
"Ah!" Tom Hanson screamed. "Doug, don't touch me there!"
"Oh geez! Sorry Hanson. How 'bout there?"
"Better. But this is still uncomfortable."
"Crybaby," Harry said.
"Shut up, Ioki." Tom groaned.
"Guys," Penhall said, "you're making this harder."
"Don't say that," Hanson said.
"What, harder? Why?"
"In this situation, it's too weird."
"I'd like to remind you," Harry said, "this was your idea."
"Yeah, all that cable he's been watching has warped his mind."
"This is not TV's fault! I just thought it would be fun. You know, a change of pace."
Judy laughed. "Um, Harry..."
"Nothing?"
"No."
"Oh come on, Judy. Give me another minute."
"No Harry. Let Hanson try."
"Fine." Harry shifted over. "All yours buddy."
"Thanks." Tom moved over slightly. "Ready Jude?"
"Oh yeah," Judy said in a huff, "This has been the best day... oh." Judy smiled. "Oh wow."
"Good?" Tom said, voice full of pride.
"Oh yeah. Heavenly."
"Oh please," Penhall said.
"Jealous Penhall?" Tom asked.
"Of you? Please."
Judy squealed. "You should be!"
"Hey!"
"Oh yes," Judy screamed.
"What in the holy blue hell is going on here!?" Captain Fuller walked onto the main floor of the Jump Street Chapel and stared at his four officers.
"Captain Fuller!" Judy screamed. "Um, I know how this must look."
"Hoffs, you have no idea what this look like."
Penhall turned his head. "You mean this doesn't look like four grown adult police officers attempting a social experiment?"
"No," Fuller said, "it looks like four idiots stuck in a phone booth desperately trying to find a comfortable and quick way out before their limbs die of blood depravation." He crossed his arms. "Now, who wants to start the explanation?"
Penhall, Harry and Judy did their best to turn their half asleep, pin and needle filled limbs and heads in Hanson's direction.
Hanson cleared his throat. "Well sir, Judy got in first..."
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You perverts. I can't believe what you were thinking :-) Hope you enjoyed.
AUTHOR: Sam ([email protected])
RATING: PG-13 (for innuendo and suggestion)
FEEDBACK: If you please.
DISCLAIMER: Patrick Hasburgh and Stephen J. Cannell own these characters. I'm just using them for my own perverse pleasure :-)
TIMELINE: Season Two.
Dedicated to Karen, Nicole, Tim, Mike and Erin, the "Depp-a-thon" crew, in celebration of the re-start of season one. [Hey, it's playing locally in Philly on WTGW Channel 48 Monday - Friday @4. I'm such a plug whore :-) ]
______________________________________________________________________
"Oh God, Penhall..." Judy Hoffs sighed.
"Sorry Jude, did that hurt?" Doug Penhall asked.
"No. No, it's not so bad now. Keep going."
"I don't know how much longer I can keep this up."
"I'm sure it won't be too much longer. Just keep going. No Penhall! Not there!"
"Sorry." Penhall groaned. "That better?"
"Oh yeah. Much."
"Look, I hate to break this up..." Harry Ioki piped up.
"Harry! Not now. You're ruining my concentration."
"Penhall, it's my turn. Move over."
"Boys, don't fight."
"Penhall, shift it!"
"This stinks," Penhall said, "I was just getting something going..."
"Ah!" Tom Hanson screamed. "Doug, don't touch me there!"
"Oh geez! Sorry Hanson. How 'bout there?"
"Better. But this is still uncomfortable."
"Crybaby," Harry said.
"Shut up, Ioki." Tom groaned.
"Guys," Penhall said, "you're making this harder."
"Don't say that," Hanson said.
"What, harder? Why?"
"In this situation, it's too weird."
"I'd like to remind you," Harry said, "this was your idea."
"Yeah, all that cable he's been watching has warped his mind."
"This is not TV's fault! I just thought it would be fun. You know, a change of pace."
Judy laughed. "Um, Harry..."
"Nothing?"
"No."
"Oh come on, Judy. Give me another minute."
"No Harry. Let Hanson try."
"Fine." Harry shifted over. "All yours buddy."
"Thanks." Tom moved over slightly. "Ready Jude?"
"Oh yeah," Judy said in a huff, "This has been the best day... oh." Judy smiled. "Oh wow."
"Good?" Tom said, voice full of pride.
"Oh yeah. Heavenly."
"Oh please," Penhall said.
"Jealous Penhall?" Tom asked.
"Of you? Please."
Judy squealed. "You should be!"
"Hey!"
"Oh yes," Judy screamed.
"What in the holy blue hell is going on here!?" Captain Fuller walked onto the main floor of the Jump Street Chapel and stared at his four officers.
"Captain Fuller!" Judy screamed. "Um, I know how this must look."
"Hoffs, you have no idea what this look like."
Penhall turned his head. "You mean this doesn't look like four grown adult police officers attempting a social experiment?"
"No," Fuller said, "it looks like four idiots stuck in a phone booth desperately trying to find a comfortable and quick way out before their limbs die of blood depravation." He crossed his arms. "Now, who wants to start the explanation?"
Penhall, Harry and Judy did their best to turn their half asleep, pin and needle filled limbs and heads in Hanson's direction.
Hanson cleared his throat. "Well sir, Judy got in first..."
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You perverts. I can't believe what you were thinking :-) Hope you enjoyed.