Author's Note: Figuring that people would read the main character's journal
first. I actually wrote these a year ago and brought them out tonight for
the hell of it, and also, for the hell of it, figured that I would put them
on Fanfiction.net. I'm not sure if I want to continue doing these, as they
do take a while to write, but if enough people like them and e-mail me
about them, I will. That's probably not going to happen, but I had to try.
These are obviously influenced by Cassandra Claire's VSDs, which you'll know about if you're a yaoi-loving LotR fan like me. Forgive any discrepancies or departures from the real story arc. Honestly, I haven't read Angel Sanctuary in quite a long time, so my memory of each specific event is a little hazy. I'll go over everything again if I do write more. (And, of course, these are somewhat flights of fancy.)
Setsuna's Journal
Day 1
Today some guys tried to beat me up for my super-rare Venusaur card. They said it was because I was a foreigner, but I know the truth. After I made one of them bleed, and passed out, Kira came and saved me. Kira is so cool, just like Ash. He told me not to say that anymore, but it's true.
I went to see Sara and she hit me so hard that I'm still having a little trouble talking good and stuff. She also introduced me to a friend of hers, possibly crazy. Very touchy too; when I flat out asked her if she was crazy, she ran off. Now I'm going to be up all night, wondering if she'll smear pig feces on herself and come to slit my throat with a rusty letter-opener. Okay, I saw that in a movie, but it could happen in real life.
Sara fell on me today. Could she feel the same way I feel? Or is she just clumsy?
Later
Saved Sara's friend from a crazy foreigner today. I've always wanted to know if people are naked under their trench coats, kind of like the kilt thing. I let my foot rest on his ass a little longer then I had too, just to see, and I didn't FEEL any underwear. That's kind of creepy, now that I think about it. Creepy and inspiring.
Day 2
I think Kira squeezed my ass in between classes, 'cause when I was walking with him I felt this real sharp pain on the 'cheek' closest to him. But when I asked him about it he said that it was probably a bee and that it was bee season. I guess that means it's legal to hunt them now. I didn't know you had to wait for a certain time of the year to kill bees. I wonder how a bee's head would look mounted on my wall. And does bee season go for wasps as well? Hmm..
Day 3
Sara wants me to meet her in her church. I haven't told her that it was ME who was banned from all the holy places in Japan, and not "Unnamed Minor", as the news said. That "Unnamed Minor" is always taking credit for my pranks. I'll get him so good one day. Anyway, one little satanic altar in one little church and all of a sudden you're the spawn of the devil if you get caught. It was Kira's idea, for Chrissakes.
.He thought it was funny.
I don't think I'll tell her that it was indeed me, though. I doubt that her sense of humor is "advanced" enough to handle it.
That, and she'd really kick my ass.
Later
The church started exploding or something, and I thought, oh crap, God's coming to get me for the altar thing, and he is pissed off, but I managed to protect Sara by jumping on her, and protecting her is the important thing.
Also it gave me a chance to feel her up a little. All in the line of duty, I suppose.
But afterwards, these two panda go-go girls came up to me and started asking me why I wasn't female. I hate pop culture.
Her crazy-ass friend Ruri went blind. I suppose my mom is going blame me for that too, like everything else.
Day 4
I went to get the family registration book to check if Sara and I are really siblings. I can't read Kanji (according to national standards, I'm illiterate!), and I made the grumpy clerk read it to me, and I found out two horrible things! First, Sara and I are really related! And second, I'm descended from a long line of uneducated ass-scratching apes! On both sides! Oh, why?
I'll just stay away from her. All right, she's my sister, but I can manage it! No more illicit feelings, no more bruises! It's a good thing! Really!
Later
God hates me. I saw Sara in the park and just couldn't help going over to her. She was crying about a book and her crazy friend, and looked so helpless. God officially hates me.
You want more proof that God loathes, despises and abhors me? (I got those three words for word-of-the-square toilet paper. It made learning fun!) The same two panda go-go girls came up to me in the park and threw a giant concrete ball at me! It's traumatic having giant chunks of masonry thrown at you! I came from a broken home, I should know.
Later
I told Kira that I wasn't going to see Sara anymore and he said that he'd take her! So when I threatened him, he got all shirty and was like, "Well, if you beat me up I'll show everyone those pictures from when you dressed up as Rocky Horror at my Halloween party!" And I was all "Nuh-uh, girlfriend, then I'll show everyone the pictures of you as Dr. Frank N' Furter at the same party!" And he was like "Go ahead, biatch, I looked so damn good in those heels you'd be doing the world a favor," and on it went. We finally agreed that he wouldn't date Sara, I would stop threatening to kick his ass, and that we would both burn our pictures. Then we went and reaffirmed our friendship over a nice box of Pocky, which I spit in to punish him, but he doesn't know that and I'm not going to tell.
Also, my classmate Matsuno got his head blown off sitting at his laptop. Ouch. I thought video games were only supposed to give you seizures.
Day 6
I just got the strangest call from Ruri telling me to come over because she has something "really special" to show me, a "present" of some sort. I like presents! I wonder what it could be.
Later
When got to Ruri's house, Sara was there and Ruri's parents were knocked out on the floor. Maybe it was some sort of weird sex thing where they go at it and pass out, because Mr. Saiki's fly was open. Sara was obviously worried, so to earn "man points" (Kira made them up! I got ten this month; he got three thousand and two. I think he's cheating.), I agreed to go up to Ruri's room. I opened the door, and this very pretty guy in a kicky shawl-boots combo gave me a hug. That was weird, but not as weird as what happened next. I said the guy's name, Rociel, which I don't know how I knew. And then he deteriorated (also from my toilet paper!) into wires.
When I get up, Ruri is sitting on the bed and she's no longer blind. I mention Rociel and she has no idea what I'm talking about. Maybe her getting her eyesight back was the special thing she was talking about. If so, it was a kind of a crappy present.
But with very cool special effects.
Later
Walked home with Sara and kicked some ass. Also got some arm-licking action! Go me!
Day 7
Sara threw her bag through my window to get me to meet her at the haunted warehouse. I wish she would just e-mail me instead. Jesus, it's always a drama with her.
These are obviously influenced by Cassandra Claire's VSDs, which you'll know about if you're a yaoi-loving LotR fan like me. Forgive any discrepancies or departures from the real story arc. Honestly, I haven't read Angel Sanctuary in quite a long time, so my memory of each specific event is a little hazy. I'll go over everything again if I do write more. (And, of course, these are somewhat flights of fancy.)
Setsuna's Journal
Day 1
Today some guys tried to beat me up for my super-rare Venusaur card. They said it was because I was a foreigner, but I know the truth. After I made one of them bleed, and passed out, Kira came and saved me. Kira is so cool, just like Ash. He told me not to say that anymore, but it's true.
I went to see Sara and she hit me so hard that I'm still having a little trouble talking good and stuff. She also introduced me to a friend of hers, possibly crazy. Very touchy too; when I flat out asked her if she was crazy, she ran off. Now I'm going to be up all night, wondering if she'll smear pig feces on herself and come to slit my throat with a rusty letter-opener. Okay, I saw that in a movie, but it could happen in real life.
Sara fell on me today. Could she feel the same way I feel? Or is she just clumsy?
Later
Saved Sara's friend from a crazy foreigner today. I've always wanted to know if people are naked under their trench coats, kind of like the kilt thing. I let my foot rest on his ass a little longer then I had too, just to see, and I didn't FEEL any underwear. That's kind of creepy, now that I think about it. Creepy and inspiring.
Day 2
I think Kira squeezed my ass in between classes, 'cause when I was walking with him I felt this real sharp pain on the 'cheek' closest to him. But when I asked him about it he said that it was probably a bee and that it was bee season. I guess that means it's legal to hunt them now. I didn't know you had to wait for a certain time of the year to kill bees. I wonder how a bee's head would look mounted on my wall. And does bee season go for wasps as well? Hmm..
Day 3
Sara wants me to meet her in her church. I haven't told her that it was ME who was banned from all the holy places in Japan, and not "Unnamed Minor", as the news said. That "Unnamed Minor" is always taking credit for my pranks. I'll get him so good one day. Anyway, one little satanic altar in one little church and all of a sudden you're the spawn of the devil if you get caught. It was Kira's idea, for Chrissakes.
.He thought it was funny.
I don't think I'll tell her that it was indeed me, though. I doubt that her sense of humor is "advanced" enough to handle it.
That, and she'd really kick my ass.
Later
The church started exploding or something, and I thought, oh crap, God's coming to get me for the altar thing, and he is pissed off, but I managed to protect Sara by jumping on her, and protecting her is the important thing.
Also it gave me a chance to feel her up a little. All in the line of duty, I suppose.
But afterwards, these two panda go-go girls came up to me and started asking me why I wasn't female. I hate pop culture.
Her crazy-ass friend Ruri went blind. I suppose my mom is going blame me for that too, like everything else.
Day 4
I went to get the family registration book to check if Sara and I are really siblings. I can't read Kanji (according to national standards, I'm illiterate!), and I made the grumpy clerk read it to me, and I found out two horrible things! First, Sara and I are really related! And second, I'm descended from a long line of uneducated ass-scratching apes! On both sides! Oh, why?
I'll just stay away from her. All right, she's my sister, but I can manage it! No more illicit feelings, no more bruises! It's a good thing! Really!
Later
God hates me. I saw Sara in the park and just couldn't help going over to her. She was crying about a book and her crazy friend, and looked so helpless. God officially hates me.
You want more proof that God loathes, despises and abhors me? (I got those three words for word-of-the-square toilet paper. It made learning fun!) The same two panda go-go girls came up to me in the park and threw a giant concrete ball at me! It's traumatic having giant chunks of masonry thrown at you! I came from a broken home, I should know.
Later
I told Kira that I wasn't going to see Sara anymore and he said that he'd take her! So when I threatened him, he got all shirty and was like, "Well, if you beat me up I'll show everyone those pictures from when you dressed up as Rocky Horror at my Halloween party!" And I was all "Nuh-uh, girlfriend, then I'll show everyone the pictures of you as Dr. Frank N' Furter at the same party!" And he was like "Go ahead, biatch, I looked so damn good in those heels you'd be doing the world a favor," and on it went. We finally agreed that he wouldn't date Sara, I would stop threatening to kick his ass, and that we would both burn our pictures. Then we went and reaffirmed our friendship over a nice box of Pocky, which I spit in to punish him, but he doesn't know that and I'm not going to tell.
Also, my classmate Matsuno got his head blown off sitting at his laptop. Ouch. I thought video games were only supposed to give you seizures.
Day 6
I just got the strangest call from Ruri telling me to come over because she has something "really special" to show me, a "present" of some sort. I like presents! I wonder what it could be.
Later
When got to Ruri's house, Sara was there and Ruri's parents were knocked out on the floor. Maybe it was some sort of weird sex thing where they go at it and pass out, because Mr. Saiki's fly was open. Sara was obviously worried, so to earn "man points" (Kira made them up! I got ten this month; he got three thousand and two. I think he's cheating.), I agreed to go up to Ruri's room. I opened the door, and this very pretty guy in a kicky shawl-boots combo gave me a hug. That was weird, but not as weird as what happened next. I said the guy's name, Rociel, which I don't know how I knew. And then he deteriorated (also from my toilet paper!) into wires.
When I get up, Ruri is sitting on the bed and she's no longer blind. I mention Rociel and she has no idea what I'm talking about. Maybe her getting her eyesight back was the special thing she was talking about. If so, it was a kind of a crappy present.
But with very cool special effects.
Later
Walked home with Sara and kicked some ass. Also got some arm-licking action! Go me!
Day 7
Sara threw her bag through my window to get me to meet her at the haunted warehouse. I wish she would just e-mail me instead. Jesus, it's always a drama with her.