Seto-san in Wonderland

Anthy: Taken directly from Myuki-chan in Wonderland!

Anshi: This is fun.

Anthy: First Wonderland, then Mirror Land, then TV land, then Video Game Land, Part-Time Job Land and um... whatever else I find.

Anshi: Yay.

Anthy: Myuki-chan in wonderland is property of CLAMP

Anshi: Seto is property of Kazuki Takahashi

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Seto-san in Wonderland

1: Wonderland

At any time in any program, e-mail, IM or web usage, a dialogue will come up and ask you to repeat any question. No other work can be done until the question is repeated.

Seto was late one morning. As in...he woke up at the time he was supposed to leave for school. So he ran out the door.

Seto: *running* I'm gonna be so f*cking late!!!

On the way out to the end of the front walk, he saw a very strange sight.

There was a girl, on a skateboard, with a red tube top, bunny ears, a bikini bottom and fishnets. She was singing very loudly with her headphones.

Bunny Girl: Don't get me wrong I love you

But does that mean I have to meet your father?

When we are older you'll understand

What I meant when I said "No,

I don't think life is quite that simple...

Seto was so preocupied with Bunny Girl that he fell into a hole randomly placed in the middle of his sidewalk.

Seto: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And he landed on a black floor. After standing up, brushing his hot sexy self off, he looked around to see a weird hooker chick version of what could be called the "Mad Hatter" in Alice in Wonderland.

Mad Hoo---I mean Hatter: Hey sexy, wanna have some tea with us?

Seto: O_O Um...no! *runs away very fast*

And who should he run into but some weird dominatrix chick who is none other than the Queen of Hearts, I feel sorry for Seto. (*cough* PFM's hot sexy bitch *cough*)

Queen: *cracks whip* Bow before me stupid! Lick my boots clean!

Seto: *runs the hell away*

Bunny Girl: I'll save you!! *rides in on her skateboard*

But then Seto woke up from a horrible nightmare.

Seto: Good God that sucked. I almost had a heart attack. Remind me never to stay up late again watching evil disney movies.

Clock: *bleep*

Seto: But that still doesn't change the fact that I'M GONNA BE LATE!!!

Bunny Girl: la la la la la

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Ok...I didn't like that but I want to write the next chapter:

Seto-san in Mirror Land, where his reflection feels like introducing him to Jaberwocky.

Mew.