Battle in Britain!
To Goofn1: Well, look what's happened to Lance recently in Red Witch's stories. He was forced to reveal a dark past to Kitty, and it ended up broadcast to all the X-Men by Iceman. Fate screwed him out of a potential new girlfriend as well. I figured he could use a break. And what better break for him than to win a million bucks! Yeah, Fox is slow on the uptake. Meanwhile, enjoy the new story!
To Wizard1: Yep, Fighting and Duncan torture! Nothing better! And I have seen pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones. I envy Michael Douglas. Will Super Deputy make another appearance? Who knows. BTW, where have you been? I haven't heard from you in a while! I missed ya, man! And where's Chapter Three of Karaoke Dance Party?!?!?!?! I NEED THAT CHAPTER!!!!!!
To Red Witch: Glad you liked Kitty strangling Foxfire and Lance's victory speech. I'm glad you liked the story! I love the new chapters of IHNP, and I wonder who the two new mutants you introduce are. And I hope you like this new story! It's crazy!
To Raliena: I'm glad you liked my version of Rictor! And I hope you enjoy this new story I whipped up just for you and all my other fans!
To Sparky Genocide: I was glad to use your suggestions! I did the ending as a tribute to "Cannonball Run II" with the King getting kissed by BR. I love driving Scott crazy! He probably has said hello to the Men in White on more than one occasion. Evo Sauron? The Games-Master? I think Marvel had a villain called the Games-Master. He was an omnipath, a telepath that could read the minds of anyone on Earth. Mr. Sinister and a WC Misfit/Sinister Seven brawl? Well, I'll see what I can do. Enjoy this new story!
To RogueFanKC: WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN FOREVER!!!!! PUT ME IN YOUR AUTHOR ALERT LIST!!!! I GOT A NEW STORY HERE FOR YOU!!!!
Disclaimer: All Characters belong to Marvel and Sunbow except those created by me and other authors for me, too many to remember, thank you all! Enjoy!
Chapter 1: New Mission!
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(The Pit)
"Man, I love having money!" Lance grinned as he lounged in the Misfit Clubhouse. The other Misfits were resting and relaxing.
"Too bad you had to give half to Rictor." Todd reminded jokingly. He sat next to Lance on the couch, Al massaging his shoulders.
"Remember Toddles, I want my shoulders rubbed too." Al reminded.
"Sure, babe." Todd waved.
"Well, he did earn it." Lance shrugged.
"And the rest is for college, according to Barbecue." John sighed. He was working on a sequel to his novel on a laptop, a flame red laptop with yellow flame highlights and orange keys Trinity made for him for Christmas. "Too bad you won't get to spend it." Sam barged in.
"Hey, if Lila comes in, tell her I'm not here, and I never was here!" Sam hid in a closet. Lila had taken Sam to the Pit, but she secretly hoped to get him in the Laundry Room.
"Man, Lila really must be out Cannonball-hunting." Wanda chuckled as she pocketed the eight ball. "Well Craig, you owe me another ten bucks. Next time, I'm making you take me out to the ice cream parlor again."
"Ha ha." Craig sneered. {I can't seem to get one over her!} Lila burst in the clubhouse.
"Sammy?! Where are you, you Brad Pitt clone?" Lila cooed, checking around.
"Whoa!" She nearly knocked Jake over, who was watching the 1992 Royal Rumble on television. "Whoo, go Flair!"
"You know every WWE Pay-Per-View by heart Jake, you know who won this." Lila groaned.
"Hey!" Blob squeaked as Lila nearly knocked over his sandwich by accident.
"Yipe!" Ace Starr's sandwich nearly suffered the same fate.
"Dude, careful!" Paul warned as Lila nearly knocked the controller off the game console he was using. "Man, I need wireless!" Cannonball slowly peeked out the closet, and crept away.
"SAMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sam winced as he heard Lila squeal.
"Yipe! YEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sam streaked away, Lila chasing him. Bree walked in.
"Hey guys!" She smiled.
"Hi Bree!" The Misfits waved cheerfully.
"Hey Ace, it's nice to see you." Bree smiled.
"Yeah, well........." Ace shrugged. "It's a slow week in Malibu for heroes, so I decided to pay my favorite cousins a visit."
"Well, I got a letter from my aunt Elisabeth Braddock I in England." Bree held up a letter.
"Aunt?" Ace wondered.
"Yup." Bree nodded with a smile. "Her daughter, also named Elisabeth, has just gained mutant powers."
"I guess Liz has finally revealed herself." Al sighed. The other Misfits looked at her. "Well, Elisabeth and I are old friends, and we do keep in contact. She knows all about you guys."
"And let me guess, she has a crush on Starchild." Craig grumbled.
"No." Al replied.
"Thank God." Craig sighed.
"She has gotten a thing for Pietro." She snickered. Lance's eyes widened.
"But Pietro's the ambiguous whiny egomaniac!"
"HEY!!!" Pietro snapped. "What's she look like?" Al handed Pietro a picture. His eyes glazed. "What a hottieeeeeeeeeee........."
"Uh-oh. Pietro's in love." Wanda groaned. "Somebody call the National Guard."
"Actually, um........." Bree fidgeted. "Xavier already recruited her."
"AW NUTS!!!" Most of the Misfits cried.
"What kind of powers did she have?" Wanda wondered.
"Telepathy and limited precognition." Bree explained.
"Man, this team needs a telepath!" Lance grumbled.
"We have three." Paul reminded. "Trinity."
"I meant a normal telepath, Starchild." Lance replied.
"Well, You kids still have to go to Great Britain." Bree sighed. "Rumor has it that there's possible Cobra activity over there."
"Why can't the West Coast guys deal with it?" Fred wondered.
"Union break." Ace quipped. "Theresa and Rahne went home to Ireland to visit their parents, Sunfire's back in Japan, Thunderbird had to drop off James, and hear the mother of all loud reprimands from his father at home, X23's asleep, Rictor is busy, Dazzler is getting ready for a performance, Terrell is busting up gangs back in Compton, and Kyle's in Boston beating up jabronis."
"So we'll have to do it. Okay. I can catch up with Elisabeth later." Althea shrugged.
"Sweet! Since we're going to England, I can finally introduce you guys to my famous uncle! Well, he's Paul and Craig's uncle too, but he's real well- known in Britain!" Ace grinned.
Well, the Misfits have got a new mission? What is Cobra up to in England? Who is Ace, Paul, and Craig's uncle? Who's Elisabeth? How does Althea know her? Find out in the next exciting chapter! Suggestions needed badly!
To Goofn1: Well, look what's happened to Lance recently in Red Witch's stories. He was forced to reveal a dark past to Kitty, and it ended up broadcast to all the X-Men by Iceman. Fate screwed him out of a potential new girlfriend as well. I figured he could use a break. And what better break for him than to win a million bucks! Yeah, Fox is slow on the uptake. Meanwhile, enjoy the new story!
To Wizard1: Yep, Fighting and Duncan torture! Nothing better! And I have seen pictures of Catherine Zeta-Jones. I envy Michael Douglas. Will Super Deputy make another appearance? Who knows. BTW, where have you been? I haven't heard from you in a while! I missed ya, man! And where's Chapter Three of Karaoke Dance Party?!?!?!?! I NEED THAT CHAPTER!!!!!!
To Red Witch: Glad you liked Kitty strangling Foxfire and Lance's victory speech. I'm glad you liked the story! I love the new chapters of IHNP, and I wonder who the two new mutants you introduce are. And I hope you like this new story! It's crazy!
To Raliena: I'm glad you liked my version of Rictor! And I hope you enjoy this new story I whipped up just for you and all my other fans!
To Sparky Genocide: I was glad to use your suggestions! I did the ending as a tribute to "Cannonball Run II" with the King getting kissed by BR. I love driving Scott crazy! He probably has said hello to the Men in White on more than one occasion. Evo Sauron? The Games-Master? I think Marvel had a villain called the Games-Master. He was an omnipath, a telepath that could read the minds of anyone on Earth. Mr. Sinister and a WC Misfit/Sinister Seven brawl? Well, I'll see what I can do. Enjoy this new story!
To RogueFanKC: WHERE ARE YOU?!?! I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN FOREVER!!!!! PUT ME IN YOUR AUTHOR ALERT LIST!!!! I GOT A NEW STORY HERE FOR YOU!!!!
Disclaimer: All Characters belong to Marvel and Sunbow except those created by me and other authors for me, too many to remember, thank you all! Enjoy!
Chapter 1: New Mission!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(The Pit)
"Man, I love having money!" Lance grinned as he lounged in the Misfit Clubhouse. The other Misfits were resting and relaxing.
"Too bad you had to give half to Rictor." Todd reminded jokingly. He sat next to Lance on the couch, Al massaging his shoulders.
"Remember Toddles, I want my shoulders rubbed too." Al reminded.
"Sure, babe." Todd waved.
"Well, he did earn it." Lance shrugged.
"And the rest is for college, according to Barbecue." John sighed. He was working on a sequel to his novel on a laptop, a flame red laptop with yellow flame highlights and orange keys Trinity made for him for Christmas. "Too bad you won't get to spend it." Sam barged in.
"Hey, if Lila comes in, tell her I'm not here, and I never was here!" Sam hid in a closet. Lila had taken Sam to the Pit, but she secretly hoped to get him in the Laundry Room.
"Man, Lila really must be out Cannonball-hunting." Wanda chuckled as she pocketed the eight ball. "Well Craig, you owe me another ten bucks. Next time, I'm making you take me out to the ice cream parlor again."
"Ha ha." Craig sneered. {I can't seem to get one over her!} Lila burst in the clubhouse.
"Sammy?! Where are you, you Brad Pitt clone?" Lila cooed, checking around.
"Whoa!" She nearly knocked Jake over, who was watching the 1992 Royal Rumble on television. "Whoo, go Flair!"
"You know every WWE Pay-Per-View by heart Jake, you know who won this." Lila groaned.
"Hey!" Blob squeaked as Lila nearly knocked over his sandwich by accident.
"Yipe!" Ace Starr's sandwich nearly suffered the same fate.
"Dude, careful!" Paul warned as Lila nearly knocked the controller off the game console he was using. "Man, I need wireless!" Cannonball slowly peeked out the closet, and crept away.
"SAMMYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sam winced as he heard Lila squeal.
"Yipe! YEEEEEEEEEEOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sam streaked away, Lila chasing him. Bree walked in.
"Hey guys!" She smiled.
"Hi Bree!" The Misfits waved cheerfully.
"Hey Ace, it's nice to see you." Bree smiled.
"Yeah, well........." Ace shrugged. "It's a slow week in Malibu for heroes, so I decided to pay my favorite cousins a visit."
"Well, I got a letter from my aunt Elisabeth Braddock I in England." Bree held up a letter.
"Aunt?" Ace wondered.
"Yup." Bree nodded with a smile. "Her daughter, also named Elisabeth, has just gained mutant powers."
"I guess Liz has finally revealed herself." Al sighed. The other Misfits looked at her. "Well, Elisabeth and I are old friends, and we do keep in contact. She knows all about you guys."
"And let me guess, she has a crush on Starchild." Craig grumbled.
"No." Al replied.
"Thank God." Craig sighed.
"She has gotten a thing for Pietro." She snickered. Lance's eyes widened.
"But Pietro's the ambiguous whiny egomaniac!"
"HEY!!!" Pietro snapped. "What's she look like?" Al handed Pietro a picture. His eyes glazed. "What a hottieeeeeeeeeee........."
"Uh-oh. Pietro's in love." Wanda groaned. "Somebody call the National Guard."
"Actually, um........." Bree fidgeted. "Xavier already recruited her."
"AW NUTS!!!" Most of the Misfits cried.
"What kind of powers did she have?" Wanda wondered.
"Telepathy and limited precognition." Bree explained.
"Man, this team needs a telepath!" Lance grumbled.
"We have three." Paul reminded. "Trinity."
"I meant a normal telepath, Starchild." Lance replied.
"Well, You kids still have to go to Great Britain." Bree sighed. "Rumor has it that there's possible Cobra activity over there."
"Why can't the West Coast guys deal with it?" Fred wondered.
"Union break." Ace quipped. "Theresa and Rahne went home to Ireland to visit their parents, Sunfire's back in Japan, Thunderbird had to drop off James, and hear the mother of all loud reprimands from his father at home, X23's asleep, Rictor is busy, Dazzler is getting ready for a performance, Terrell is busting up gangs back in Compton, and Kyle's in Boston beating up jabronis."
"So we'll have to do it. Okay. I can catch up with Elisabeth later." Althea shrugged.
"Sweet! Since we're going to England, I can finally introduce you guys to my famous uncle! Well, he's Paul and Craig's uncle too, but he's real well- known in Britain!" Ace grinned.
Well, the Misfits have got a new mission? What is Cobra up to in England? Who is Ace, Paul, and Craig's uncle? Who's Elisabeth? How does Althea know her? Find out in the next exciting chapter! Suggestions needed badly!