Disclaimer: I do not own Zim!
A/N: Hiya! I decided to write this fic after watching four episodes of this makeover show...0.0 Enjoy!
Zim Gets A Makeover
Gir: (playing with Barbie's) Okay Barbie, we can go to McDonalds! They have lots of food there! (Picks up Barbie) But Ken I don't wanna EAT! Let's dance (picks up Ken doll) Okay...cha cha cha choo, cho cha cha, doo doo doo...
Zim: Do you HAVE to play with those stupid human toy things?
Gir: Hold on! Choo choo, da da doo doo doo! Okay...what was the question?
Zim: Never mind. Stupid infernal...
(Doorbell rings)
Zim: Gir! Go get that!
Gir: (holds up Barbie) I am not your slave anymore! Women shouldn't have to clean and answer doorbells or eat McDonalds! Kiss me you fool! (Gir makes Barbie kiss Zim)
Zim: Get OFF me! Fine, I'll answer it myself
(Zim reaches the door)
Zim: Hello?
(A lady and a guy are standing there)
Guy: (gasps) Clashing color alert! Look at this Wendy (hold up Zim's uniform)
Lady: (gasps) And what IS this? (Points at Zim's antennae)
Guy: This guy is in need of a serious makeover Wendy!
Wendy: That's right Kevin!
Zim: Who are you? Get out of my house!
Wendy: You've just won a free makeover!
Zim: (thinking) Maybe this...MAKEOVER will make me look more...HUMAN
(Wendy and Kevin walk in, along with a guy with a camera)
Wendy: Okay, first let's get rid of THIS! (Takes off Zim's uniform. Zim isn't wearing anything underneath)
Kevin: I think he's more of a red, don't you think Wendy?
Wendy: I do think so Kevin. Try this on!
(Zim slips into a red suit)
Kevin: Hmm...I don't know Wendy...I think maybe he's more of a yellow.
Wendy: With spring just around the corner, yellow would be perfect! And it would really bring out your eyes! (Holds up a yellow suit to Zim's body)
Zim:...My eyes aren't...yellow...
Kevin: Now that we've got the threads, let's work on the hair!
(Kevin leads Zim to a chair in front of a mirror that just happened to be there)
Wendy: You know what's in style this year Kevin?
Kevin: What, Wendy?
Wendy: Short, uneven hair! Everybody's got it! Bring me the scissors.
(Wendy cuts of Zim's antennae)
Zim: OUCH! Aagh! I can't hear! I'm DEAF! What did you say?
Wendy: Wow! What an improvement! Now it's time for...
Kevin: Makeup!
Wendy: Yes, you know it's the thing today for guys to wear makeup?
Kevin: Can you keep a secret Wendy? I'm wearing makeup right now!
Wendy: Wow! It really brings out your face!
Zim: WHAT? I HAVE A BUG ON MY FACE?
Kevin: Ha, ha, ha, no silly pants, we are gonna put makeup on you!
Zim: HUH? YOU WANNA MAKE OUT WITH ME?
Kevin: Makeup!
Zim: THROW UP?
Wendy: MAKEUP!
Zim: A SPOON?
Wendy: Kevin, bring me the rouge! Now, this will really bring out your green skin! (Brushes some rouge onto Zim's face)
Kevin: Oh, don't forget the eye shadow!
Wendy: I would never!
(Later)
Kevin: I know you folks at home are just DYING to see what our creation looks like now! Well, here he is! (Camera turns to Zim)
Zim: WHAT IS THAT THING? (Points to camera)
Kevin: It's a camera.
Zim: A CHIWAWA?
Kevin: A camera!
Zim: A CAMEL?
Wendy: CAMERA!
Zim: VIAGRA? WHAT?
Kevin: Well, that's all for today. See you next time on 'Death by Makeover'! Bu-bye now!
Gir: (still playing with Barbie's) Master looks so PRETTY, doesn't he Barbie? (Picks up Barbie) Let's dance again! I'm, too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my clothes...
END
A/N: Hiya! I decided to write this fic after watching four episodes of this makeover show...0.0 Enjoy!
Zim Gets A Makeover
Gir: (playing with Barbie's) Okay Barbie, we can go to McDonalds! They have lots of food there! (Picks up Barbie) But Ken I don't wanna EAT! Let's dance (picks up Ken doll) Okay...cha cha cha choo, cho cha cha, doo doo doo...
Zim: Do you HAVE to play with those stupid human toy things?
Gir: Hold on! Choo choo, da da doo doo doo! Okay...what was the question?
Zim: Never mind. Stupid infernal...
(Doorbell rings)
Zim: Gir! Go get that!
Gir: (holds up Barbie) I am not your slave anymore! Women shouldn't have to clean and answer doorbells or eat McDonalds! Kiss me you fool! (Gir makes Barbie kiss Zim)
Zim: Get OFF me! Fine, I'll answer it myself
(Zim reaches the door)
Zim: Hello?
(A lady and a guy are standing there)
Guy: (gasps) Clashing color alert! Look at this Wendy (hold up Zim's uniform)
Lady: (gasps) And what IS this? (Points at Zim's antennae)
Guy: This guy is in need of a serious makeover Wendy!
Wendy: That's right Kevin!
Zim: Who are you? Get out of my house!
Wendy: You've just won a free makeover!
Zim: (thinking) Maybe this...MAKEOVER will make me look more...HUMAN
(Wendy and Kevin walk in, along with a guy with a camera)
Wendy: Okay, first let's get rid of THIS! (Takes off Zim's uniform. Zim isn't wearing anything underneath)
Kevin: I think he's more of a red, don't you think Wendy?
Wendy: I do think so Kevin. Try this on!
(Zim slips into a red suit)
Kevin: Hmm...I don't know Wendy...I think maybe he's more of a yellow.
Wendy: With spring just around the corner, yellow would be perfect! And it would really bring out your eyes! (Holds up a yellow suit to Zim's body)
Zim:...My eyes aren't...yellow...
Kevin: Now that we've got the threads, let's work on the hair!
(Kevin leads Zim to a chair in front of a mirror that just happened to be there)
Wendy: You know what's in style this year Kevin?
Kevin: What, Wendy?
Wendy: Short, uneven hair! Everybody's got it! Bring me the scissors.
(Wendy cuts of Zim's antennae)
Zim: OUCH! Aagh! I can't hear! I'm DEAF! What did you say?
Wendy: Wow! What an improvement! Now it's time for...
Kevin: Makeup!
Wendy: Yes, you know it's the thing today for guys to wear makeup?
Kevin: Can you keep a secret Wendy? I'm wearing makeup right now!
Wendy: Wow! It really brings out your face!
Zim: WHAT? I HAVE A BUG ON MY FACE?
Kevin: Ha, ha, ha, no silly pants, we are gonna put makeup on you!
Zim: HUH? YOU WANNA MAKE OUT WITH ME?
Kevin: Makeup!
Zim: THROW UP?
Wendy: MAKEUP!
Zim: A SPOON?
Wendy: Kevin, bring me the rouge! Now, this will really bring out your green skin! (Brushes some rouge onto Zim's face)
Kevin: Oh, don't forget the eye shadow!
Wendy: I would never!
(Later)
Kevin: I know you folks at home are just DYING to see what our creation looks like now! Well, here he is! (Camera turns to Zim)
Zim: WHAT IS THAT THING? (Points to camera)
Kevin: It's a camera.
Zim: A CHIWAWA?
Kevin: A camera!
Zim: A CAMEL?
Wendy: CAMERA!
Zim: VIAGRA? WHAT?
Kevin: Well, that's all for today. See you next time on 'Death by Makeover'! Bu-bye now!
Gir: (still playing with Barbie's) Master looks so PRETTY, doesn't he Barbie? (Picks up Barbie) Let's dance again! I'm, too sexy for my shirt, to sexy for my clothes...
END