St. Patrick's Day Madness!
To Red Witch: Yeah, for some reason, it's always appropriate to have Pietro in women's clothing. It's funny, and nobody thinks he's very manly anyway (Craig: You got that right) (Pietro: VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!)
To Sparky Genocide: I couldn't put Todd in a dress because Althea would kill me! Pietro is the most feminine of the Misfits anyway.
To Goofn1: Foxfire will get a real big laugh out of Pietro in women's clothing. Well, Lance should win one, after all he's been through. Here's more madness for you!
To RogueFanKC: Yeah, the Kitty strangling Foxfire is kind of reminiscent of Homer Simpson choking Bart. Oh, and I'll have Wanda sent you a copy! She said she sent you a copy of a hypnotized Pietro doing the Macarena in the middle of the street. Did you get it? Here's more madness for you!
To Wizard1: The X-Boys'll never learn indeed. I think they have been smacked too many times upside the head. Oh, Hank's into the green beer, alright. When did I quote you? *scratches head* Anyway, when is Chapter Four of "Kareoke Dance Party" coming up?
It's Profile Time again! *Crowd hoots and hollers* Anyway, now we look at a Joe with a really extreme case of Jungle Fever: Recondo!
Recondo
Real Name: Daniel M. LeClaire
Affliation: Army
Rank: E-4
Primary Military Specialty: Infantry, Jungle Survival/Warfare Specialist
Secondary Military Specialty: Intelligence, Misfit Handler (Starr Brothers)
Birthplace: Wheaton, Wisconsin
Bio: Growing up in the cold weather of Wisconsin, Recondo grew to despise the cold weather and desire hot climates. He started taking interest in rainforests and jungles, especially those near the Equator. When he joined the Army, Recondo studied at the Jungle Warfare Training Center where he became a Cadre member.
In the hot jungles, Recondo finds himself at peace and he feels he is one with the steaming vines. It has been surmised Recondo may have a mutant soothing power over jungles, but he has no X-Gene.
Ironically, Recondo's life was changed forever in the urban jungle of Los Angeles. Alongside fellow Joes Lady Jaye and Cover Girl, Recondo helped protect two mutant twin brothers from capture by Dr. Mindbender, Tomax, and Xamot. The twins' names were Paul and Craig Starr, the now-Misfits known as Starchild and Darkstar. After the rescue, Recondo learned the brothers were orphans, and offered to take them in. The brothers agreed, and they've taken to Recondo as a father. They've also grown attached to Lady Jaye and Cover Girl as surrogate mothers.
Chapter 10: Shocking Ending!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(Uptown Bayville)
Senator Robert E. Kelly, bigot and politician, walked across a street when he heard a battle yell.
"Huh?" He turned and saw a distant line grow larger and larger. He thought it was just a steamroller. Until the line got closer and it revealed itself to be a lot of people. "OH MY GOD!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(Downtown Bayville)
"BANZAI!!!!!" Sunfire fired his flames at Lepronicus, who fired back magic blasts. He also was dodging objects thrown by Thunderbird and Colossus, Banshee's sonic screams, and Storm's lightning.
"Ye little mortals cannae stop me! I will capture ye, Banshee!" Lepronicus snarled.
"Ye cannae beat a drunk angry Irishman, bucko!" Sean snarled. "Now gimme me daughter, and I won't rip yer spinal column out yer neck and strangle ye with it!" Lepronicus laughed.
"Ye are one loud Irishman, boyo." Lepronicus grinned. He then heard beeping. "Wha-?" He turned and saw Firestorm and BR in the Firerunner race toward him. He was going at 250 mph, they were both pretty drunk on green beer, and BR was driving.
"YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Firestorm screamed.
"YIKES!!" Lepronicus tried to get away, but he got run over with a SPLAT!!!!!!!!!! "Ohhhhhhh…"
"Now get yer butt out!" The hidden Misfit Girls shoved the drag-dressing Pietro out into the open.
"Is that Quicksilver?" Storm's eyes widened. Sean laughed.
"Oh, that's rich! For some reason, I feel it's appropriate for him to be in women's clothing." Sean laughed. Logan, John, Kurt, and Peter all burst out laughing. Lepronicus got up and saw Pietro.
I am going to murder the guys when I'm done with them! Pietro's mind immediately was working on ways to get revenge on the other Misfits.
"WHOO NELLIE!!!!" Lepronicus grinned at the sight of Pietro, hearts flying around his head.
"Naw! Aw heck naw!" Pietro tried to run away, but Lepronicus tackled him, causing the Misfits to laugh.
"Oh yeah, I am so taping this!" Wanda grinned.
"AAAAGH!!! HELP ME!!!" Pietro screamed.
"Hey, you hear something?" Logan asked between laughing fits. It sounded like a lot of yelling. Storm heard it, as well as the others.
"It sounds like soldiers running." Storm said.
"LOOK!" Sunfire pointed. The mutants all saw an incredible sight. Running up the street was a lot of men, led by the Beast. They were all clad like ancient Gaelic warriors, waving swords and brandishing crude spears and shields.
"RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" They screamed.
"That's, uh…a lot of Gaelic warriors." John blinked. The Gaelic warriors ran a path through Bayville, trampling Kelly and Duncan along the way. And now they were heading for Lepronicus.
"Yipe! Get out of the way!" Pietro managed to kick the evil leprechaun king off him, swiping the bottle that contained Siryn in the process.
"Come back, baby huh?" Lepronicus looked up and saw the Gaelic warriors charge towards him. "OH ME GOD!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" The drunken warriors trampled him. "OWWWWWWWCH!!!!!!!!" Pietro slammed the bottle into the ground. When it broke, a cloud of green smoke rose, and reformed into Theresa.
"Ohhh, me achin' head." Theresa moaned. Pietro helped hold her up. "Anyone ever told you you should try performing in drag."
"Oh shut up." Pietro grumbled. The other Misfits joined her. "I'm alright." She walked up to the hurt leprechaun king, anger in her face.
"Let's see ye try to get your revenge now." She growled. Sean joined her, cracking his knuckles.
"Hey Terry, up for some nice father-daughter bonding?" Sean smirked evilly, cracking his knuckles.
"Aye." She agreed.
"Oh no." He moaned. Sean and Theresa beat the snot out of him. "AAAAGH!!! HELP!!! SAVE ME!!!" Wanda carried a spell book to Lepronicus.
"Leprechaun who cause great malice, Leprechaun who brings vice. Your deeds stopped and your spirit now tame, return now from whence you came!!!" Wanda read. Lepronicus glowed.
"No!! NO!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Lepronicus screamed as he turned back into a slab.
"Well that was easy." Pietro laughed. "Man, I did good." Wanda smacked him with the spell book. "OW!"
"Let's go home." Sean grinned, putting an arm around Theresa.
"Da, have ye been drinking again?" Theresa asked, smelling the Guinness on her father's breath.
"I'm not as think as you drunk I am, Terry." Sean groaned.
"No, you're even more drunk than ye think." Terry grinned.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(The X-Mansion)
"Well, that was…interesting." Thunderbird chuckled.
"I'll take this slab with me when we get back home." Sean patted the slab he kept under his arm. "By the way, who took it?"
"That would be interesting to know." Xavier raised an eyebrow curiously.
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
(Virus's Lab)
"TOAD!!!!!!!!!!!!" Virus screamed. He threw a tantrum in anger. "THAT BLOODY TOAD!!! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!!!!! I'LL KILL HIM!!!! TOAD TOAD TOAD!!!!!! GAHHHHHH!!!!! I HATE HIM!!! STUPID LUCK OF THE IRISH!!!!!! I %&$#%@ HATE THAT IRISH-LUCK-HAVING TOAD!!!!!!"
"Happy St. Patrick's Day folks!" Zanya grinned, waving.
"I HATE THAT TOAD!!!!"
Well, this adventure has come to an end! What madness will happen down the line? What'll Virus try next? Will the East and West Coast Misfits team up again? Find out soon! Suggestions needed badly!