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Chapter 3: Youkai Chibi's are not fun to baby-sit!

"Darn it!" the Ouja yelled, he and Bardock were trying to get back up the stairs but were having poor luck in doing so thanks to there Youkai spawned sons, they had to catch the two hell raisers before there mates got home and saw the Oujou in such a state of mess, "Of all my years of being Ouja of Vegetasei I never thought I would be thrown this low by my own musuko" the Ouja hissed thought his teeth, Bardock didn't say anything, it had been a while since some of the Saiyan-Jin's had moved from Vegetasei to Chikyuusei.

(I know it goes agents the Dragon Ball Z story line to say that the Saiyan-Jin's moved from Vegetasei to Chikyuusei but I did that for future Chibi Goku and Chibi Vegeta stories I'm working on so just bear with me)

"Well, Vegeta-Sama look on the bright side" Bardock said trying not to bang his head on the low ceiling, "Nani is that ka?!" the Ouja snapped, "Well…if a musuko is such trouble just think how much trouble a musume would be?" Bardock said and began to laugh a little, the Ouja of all Saiyan-Jin's rolled his eyes and stomped up the remaining stairs making Bardock slam his head good and hard on the stair way ceiling,

"ITAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*Meanwhile*

"Why are we in your parent's room ka?" asked Kakarrot chewing on a cookie he had grabbed when they past the cooking oil coated kitchen, "We're going to do the one thing that will hurt our Otou-San's osu pride the most!" the young Ouji said going over to his Okaa-San's cherry wood dresser and reached on top of it and started grabbing a few things off it, "How *munch* are we *chew* going to do that ka?" Kakarrot said swallowing the remains of his cookie, "With this!" the Ouji said holding out the little tubes and brushes that he got off his Okaa-San's dresser.

"Is that nani I think it is ka?" Kakarrot said picking up two of the silver and gold tubes from his royal tomodochi's hands, "Vegeta you are such a Youkai!" Kakarrot said snickering before a thought crossed his mind, "Oi, how are we going to put it on them ka? They won't let us do it willingly you know!" Kakarrot pointed out to the Ouji who just smirked wickedly, "I think we need to take a trip over to the healing room" the Ouji said walking out the door, "Um…nani for ka? We aren't hurt or sick" Kakarrot said, "You'll see" was all the Ouji said, "Ok then…but could we at least find a bag to carry all this stuff ka?!" Kakarrot asked looking at the bunch of tubes, brushes and compacts that the Ouji put on the bed.

*Meanwhile*

"Where could they be Vegeta-Sama?" Bardock asked walking down the hall, they had finally got out of that annoying bandanna the boy's had tired them with and were continuing there search for there son's, "They have to be around here some where" the Ouja said looking into the study and then over to the battle simulator room, they checked the Elite, Second and Third class training rooms with little luck in finding the trouble makers, "Kami! Nani did those two do, fall thought a black hole or something ka? I can't find them anywhere, Vegeta-Sama or Kakarrot-Chan…" Bardock said walking out of the battle room.

"They can't have just vanished!" the Ouja said, meanwhile there son's were over by the door of the healing chambers waiting for there Otou-San's to pass by, "You sure this is going to work Vegeta ka?" asked Kakarrot holding a black cloth ball in his hand and removing the surgery mask from his face, "And why did we have to wear those odd masks ka?" Kakarrot asked gratefully breathing in the air that didn't smell like the stale plastic smell the mask forced him to breath in, "Hai I'm sure this is going to work and we had to wear those "odd" masks so this stuff wouldn't effect us" the Ouji said pulling off his mask, the Ouji then picked up all the bottles that they had taken out and put them back, then he walked back to the table and picked up his black ball and walking over to the door of the healing room.

"So nani is this stuff supposes to do ka?" Kakarrot asked, the Ouji smirked evilly, "It will allow us to get close enough to put that stuff on our Otou-San's" the Ouji said, "Naze?" Kakarrot asked his tail wiggling franticly with pent up curiosity, the Ouji just snickered, "You'll see soon enough…" the Ouja to be said "You don't think anyone will mind us cutting holes in the black spandex suits do you ka?" asked Kakarrot, the Ouji just snorted "We needed something to put this stuff in that would brake open easily, besides we only used two suits" the Ouji said as the Saiyan-Jin no Ouja and Bardock came stopping down the hall looking in every room they passed and cursing the air blue when they found the room didn't contain there hell raising kids.

"Ready Kakarrot ka?" asked the Ouji putting his mask back on, "Hai, but do we need the annoying masks ka?" asked Kakarrot holding up the mask, "Do you want to be effected like our Otou-San's ka?" the Ouji asked his voice muffled by the mask on his face, "Iiye…" Kakarrot sighed looking at the mask, "Then Yaka mashi, demarinasai and put the norou mask on!" Vegeta said looking out the door, "I really don't think we should be using words like that…" Kakarrot muttered to himself putting the mask on and winced at the funny plastic smell his highed Saiyan-Jin sense of smell picked up.

"Get ready there close" Vegeta said lifting the black ball in the air ready to throw, Kakarrot did the same and waited for the Ouji's sign to go ahead with there plan,

"NOW!"

Kakarrot along with the Ouji jumped out of the healing room door way facing there shocked Otou-San's and threw there black balls at them, the balls of cloth fell to the floor releasing the white powder inside them covering the hall way to were everything looked white, when the white dusty powder finally cleared away, the hall way no longer contained a angry pair of Otou-San's but two sleeping Otou-San's, "Looks like that sleeping powder worked!" Vegeta said taking off his mask since he no longer needed it, "Hai, good thing the doctors keep some on hand in case there's no sleeping gas for operations huh ka?" said Kakarrot gratefully taking of the annoying mask.

"Now let's hurry up…I don't know how long this stuff lasts and we need to be done before it does or our Otou-San's will wake up and they're going to have our tails" Vegeta said, "Good point!" Kakarrot said, they pulled out the bag full of the tubes, compacts and other things and took random ones for the bag and got to work snickering the whole time and when they were done they went back to the royal bedroom and put what they took back in there places, "I wish we could see there faces when they wake up!" Vegeta snickered evilly, "I can't believe you thought of doing that! They are going to be sooooo mad! There going to ground us till we're roku-jyuu!" Kakarrot said falling down on the royal bed laughing.

Vegeta snickered, they would with out a doubt be grounded that long but first he was going to have a little fun before they got in trouble, the young Ouja to be grabbed one of the pillows off the bed and hit Kakarrot good and hard with it, "HEY!" Kakarrot yelled, he grabbed one of the remaining pillows and slammed it on the Ouji's head flatting his gravity defining to his head were it stuck out in a spiky circle, "HAH YOU LOOK FUNNY HAHAHAHA!!!!" Kakarrot yelled laughing his tail off at the Ouji who got annoyed and pelted his pillow at the third classes face…

*Meanwhile*

Bardock woke up yawning and scratched his head and looked around, "Nani am I doing on the floor ka?" he said to himself and looked over to the Ouja next to him and screamed,

"KAMI!!! VEGETA-SAMA WAKE UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

The Ouja woke up with a start looking around for any sign of danger, when he didn't see anything he turned to Bardock and his face went pale,

"YOU LOOK LIKE A SHOUJOU!!!!" they both yelled at the same time.

"I LOOK LIKE A SHOUJOU YOU'RE THE ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE A SHOUJOU!!!!!" yelled the Ouja

"I DON'T LOOK LIKE A SHOUJOU YOU DO WITH ALL THAT MAKE UP ON!" Bardock screamed

"NANI?!?!?! YOU'RE THE ONE WITH MAKE UP ON!!!!!" Ouja hollered

Both Saiyan-Jin men walked into the bathroom and looked in the mirror.

"AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"

Both "men" had on make up, Bardock had pan cake, glittery black lip stick, red blush, black eye shadow and green mascara on while the Ouja had on all red make up and on his forehead in red lip stick someone had drawn the Royal Saiyan-Jin Family chest, "Who…who!?" asked Bardock looking at his womanly face in the mirror, "Who?! I'll tell you who! Our soon to be dead Musuko did this that's who!!!" the Ouja screamed making his voice eco around the enclosed bathroom walls, suddenly there sharp Saiyan-Jin hearing picked up noises, noises coming from the royal bedroom.

"I bet my scouter those chibi gaki are in yours and Zonly-Sama's bedroom" Bardock said getting angry, "Come on Bardock!" the Ouja said heading in the direction of the royal bed room, when they got there they herd thumping noises and laughing coming from inside, "Nani the hell is going on in there ka?" Bardock asked, "I don't know…but I'm going to find out!" the Ouja said opening the door and getting pelted with a wave of white satin pillows.

"YOU MISSED DEAD AIM!" the Ouji's voice yelled, "I AM NOT A DEAD AIM!" Kakarrot said as another pillow flew out of the door and smacked Bardock in the face, "HAI YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MISSED THREE TARGETS IN TRAINING CLASS THE OTHER DAY!" The Ouji hollered throwing a pillow but missed and had it fly out the door and hit the Ouja as he was getting of the floor from the first wave of pillows, "AT LEAST I HIT SOME OF MY TARGETS!" Kakarrot yelled until he realized his mistake, "THAT'S IT!" the Ouji screamed as a huge wave of pillows were herd slamming against the wall of the bed room, Bardock and the Ouja finally got off the floor and ran into the bed room.

They both tried to grab the pillows from the two boy's but were having trouble doing so since the two boy's kept lifting the pillows in the air to try and take a swing at the other and ended up hitting there Otou-San's on the head before bringing the pillow down into empty air, this continued for a good amount of time until Bardock and the Ouja lost there patients and slammed the boy's in the heads with pillows of there own until all out war broke out, finally one noise, one annoyed scream broke the yells that could be herd probably five blocks down the street…

"NANI IS GOING ON HERE KA?!?!?!?"

The boy's and the men stopped what they were doing to look over at the door, there was an angry and annoyed Saiyan-Jin no Ouhi tapping her foot on the floor glaring at them, behind her was Luna and Yasai with a solemn Nappa and Raditz next to them looking down at the floor, a huge hint that the conference at school had not gone well at all, "We just get back after hearing that Nappa and Raditz BOTH we're responsible for switching the signed on the bathroom doors at school a week ago and then what do we come home to find hmmm?!" said Luna angry as a hornet.

"We find the kitchen floor covered in soap and cooking oil, the laundry room flooded, and only Kami will ever know WHY the hall way is covered with white powder and two body suits have holes in them AND WHY ARE YOU AND VEGETA-SAMA WEARING MAKE UP?!" Luna screamed noticing there mates new looks, the two young Saiyan-Jin kids snickered there heads off, "START EXPLAINGING!" The Ouhi said glaring hard and angrily at the men, the young Ouji spoke up, "We were having a pillow fight until this kisama started saying I was a dead aim!" the Ouji said pointing at Kakarrot and gaining all the adults eyes on him.

"YOU CALLED ME A DEAD AIM FIRST!" Kakarrot pointed out before Zonly spoke up making them stop talking, she looked angrier then before, "Vegeta-Chan, who taught you that word ka?" Zonly asked looking at her musuko with a pure look that said not to lie, "Otou-San said it, that and a bunch of other words I think you might not want to hear…" the Ouji said after getting the message from her look, the Ouhi's eyes narrowed in pure rage and fury as well as Luna's Yasai grabbed Nappa's hand and slowly step other to the stair case, "I think this would be a good time for me to leave, Ja ne!" she said and walked at a fast pace down the stairs and out the door, Raditz had ran off to his room already in hopes of appreciating a few minutes of freedom before getting punished, in the royal bed room the screaming was so loud that they could be herd all the way to another solar system somewhere.

"YOU WERE SAYING FOUL WORDS IN FRONT OF OUR MUSUKO KA?!?!?!" the Ouhi screamed

"BARDOCK DO YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF KAKARROT-CHAN KA?!?!?!" Luna hollered

Both men had shocked looks in there eyes, mean while the two young Saiyan-Jin boy's sat on the bed looking on, Kakarrot pulled out a huge bag full of cookies and offered some of them to the Ouji as there Otou-San's began trying to calm down there mates but having very bad luck at it, "This is almost better then the tournament!" Kakarrot said munching on his cookie as he saw his Otou-San get smacked in the head by his Okaa-San, "No way! Fighting is way better then watching!" the Ouji said swallowing his cookie and reaching for another, "Yah, your right!" Kakarrot said biting into his cookie as there Otou-San's screams filled the room,

"SOMEBODY…HEEEELLLLPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

THE END!

~*~I know only three chapters isn't a lot, but keep looking at my look up because I'm planning more Chibi Goku and Chibi Vegeta stories! You can also find a list of stories I'm working on there too!~*~

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Japanese Key:

Youkai: Demon

Chibi: Little, child

Ouja: King

Oujou: Royal Castle

Vegetasei: Planet Vegeta, add "sei" to make it a planet.

Musuko: Son, older or younger there is no difference.

Saiyan-Jin: Saiyan, add "Jin" to make it a person.

Chikyuusei: Planet Earth, add "sei" to make it a planet.

Sama: Used for royalty, lords, masters and gods.

Nani: What?

Ka: Used at the end of a sentence to make it a question.

Musume: Daughter, older or younger there is no difference.

Itai: Ow, Ouch

Otou-San: Father

Osu: Male

Ouji: Prince

Okaa-San: Mother

Tomodochi: Friend, add "O" for honorable friend.

Chan: Used for close friends, family members and lovers.

Hai: Yes

Saiyan-Jin no Ouja: Saiyan King

Iiye: No

Yaka mashi: Shut up

Demarinasai: Be quite

Norou: Damn

Roku-jyuu: Sixty

Shoujou: Girl

Gaki: Brat

Saiyan-Jin no Ouhi: Saiyan Queen

Kisama: Bastard

Ja (ne): See you (Later)

Okaa-San: Mother