"Come On Irvine"
A Filk by Tobu Ishi

To the tune of "Come On Eileen", the rock cover version by Save Ferris. Rather obviously from Selphie's POV. Picture, if you care to, the elaborate neon stage at FH and Selphie fronting her rock band, probably with a very delighted-looking Irvine jamming on the electric guitar.

Come on Irvine
Come on Irvine

Poor old Kinny-poo
Couldn't fire at the sorceress
she moved his tender heart to sorrow
Edea used
To mother us, who'd blame him?

Now we're grown, so grown
We forgot our pasts completely
Irvy Wirvy Kinny Winny Poo
Still looks at me so sweetly

Come on Irvine
Well if you're feeling fine
Then I know you can take anything
That sexy black hat
Babe you know you're all that
You're so purty
Oh come on Irvine

Come on Irvine!

These people round here
Used Guardian Force till they fried their brains
Can't remember what their fate is
But not him (no never)
No not him (no never)
Irvine's far too young and clever
He remembers

Irvy Wirvy Kinny Winny Poo
He thinks I'm just as cute as ever
Irvy Wirvy Kinny Winny Poo
So I'm startin' on a new endeavor

Come on Irvine
Well you're lookin' so fine
So come on lets
Go out partying
My best yellow dress
Oh Irvine please say yes
Oh come on let's
Oh come on Irvine

Come on Irvine
Well if you would be mine
Then I'd feel like
Queen of everything
Ooo...

Come on Irvine my Kinny-poo
Come on Irvine my Kinny-poo
Irvy my Irvy Wirvy
Oh Irvine

I said come on Irvine
Oh come on Irvine
You're so hot in chaps'n'leather
Please don't ever change

I say Irvy Wirvy Kinny Winny-Poo!
Come on Irvine
Just stop makin' me pine
There's a romance
Waitin' here for you and me
For you and me
Oh Irvine
You're my everything...

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