We last left our heroes in quite a predicament. Acme and his henchmen trapped bugs and Lola. They had no way out and DJ was nowhere in sight.
"Ha! Looks like I caught a pair of love birds," said Acme
His henchmen had backed the two bunnies to the wall.
"Do the lady a favor by relieving her of that troublesome diamond," said Acme
A henchman approached Lola but she quickly whacked him with the canister. "Don't even think about it!"
Then two henchmen attacked her. She used some fancy footwork and countered the attack.
All the while Bugs was watching the show in a Lay-Z-Boy chair while eating some popcorn. "I give it two thumbs up! It's like watching when of dem martial arts flicks!"
Then all of the henchmen jumped in and attacked her. She used some karate to fend them off. She high kicked a guy then grabbed him by the arms and swung him to knock out another guy. She punched another guy in the guts and jumped over him to kick the other guy. Their fighting kicked up a cloud of smoke and in the confusion one of the henchmen took the canister away from Lola. When the dust cleared, most of the henchmen were KO'ed but there were five henchmen who had Lola pinned to the ground.
"Hey! Dat's a technical foul!" said Bugs as he dropped kicked them and gave the occasional punch. He grabbed another guy and flung him away, freeing Lola. She got up and dusted herself off, "What took you so long! Hey where's the…"
"Ha, ha, ha! Looking for this?" said Acme triumphantly holding the canister over his head, "Now I can use this diamond to turn all of humanity into monkeys. Then I'll make them work in my sweatshops for no wages. Then I'll change them back so they could buy them at ridiculous prices! But first, I'm going to turn you two into rabbit soup!"
"I don't think so!" said a familiar voice.
Everyone looked around, and then they looked up. It was DJ. He used his wipe to swing down and snatch the canister from Acme.
"DJ look out for that!" yelled Bugs and Lola
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
CRASH! Right into the wall! The impact caused the canister to break into tiny pieces; even the pieces of the diamond became dust and were blown away by the wind.
"NOOO!" yelled an enraged Acme, "Now you've done it! When I'm done with you, you won't be identifiable even by your dental records!"
Some of Acme's henchmen regained consciousness and surrounded them with their guns. Bugs and Lola gulped.
"Why didn't you retards use those from the start!"
"Duhhhh, We don't know boss," answered the henchmen.
"Any last words, rabbits?"
"Yeah, I do. But not to you, but to her," Said Bugs as he turned to Lola, "Lola, I'm sorry I got angry. I was just worried that something could have happened to you. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. The years with you have been the most fun and memorable years of my life. I, I love you."
Awe!
"Oh Bugs, I love you, too. No one has ever loved me like you have. You respected me, honored me, and cared for me. A girl can't ask for more than that. You're the only one who has showed me true love. I care about you more than life itself. But, now –sniff- it's too late for us now." Said Lola as she cried in his arms.
"Don't worry baby. I promise ya everything is gonna be alright. You'll see. No matter what happens, we're always gonna be together." Said Bugs as he clung to her tightly.
"Really?"
"Really, no matter what."
They then shared a deep and passionate kiss. By now, Acme's henchmen we're in tears.
"What are you waiting for?! Fire!" yelled Acme.
"But boss! We can't do it!" said a tearful henchman.
"Yeah! This is too sad! It's worse than when they ran over the Chihuahua from Taco Bell!" said another henchman.
"No! No! You guys better do what I say or else!" threatened Acme. All of the henchmen turned to look at the raging monkey.
"You boys were hired to do my bidding! Not to cry at such a chick-flick performance! When I say fire! I mean fire!" they all turned around and to their surprise, the rabbits were gone. All that was left was a hole and a trail of upturned earth.
"Where did they go? Wait a minute what's that?" said Acme as he approached a box.
He read the card:
"Dear Monkey Boy A.K.A. Acme Chairman,
Roses are flowers
Violets are, too
We got away but
Here's a surprise for you!"
He opened the box and BOOM! "Curse you rabbits!" said Acme as he and his henchmen became dazed and just fainted.
If we follow the trail of upturned earth, we see that it leads to a beach. Where our two rabbits are relaxing in the sand.
"I like this place! So calm and peaceful."
"Lo, I got de feelin' that we're forgettin' somepin."
We rush back to the scene of the explosion. "Help! Anybody out there! Bugs! Lola! Help!" said a muffled voice. DJ was stuck to the rock wall and couldn't get down.
Pan back to the beach…
"I don't think we did," answered Lola.
"You wanna go back home?"
"Nah. I like it here, the sunset is so romantic."
Bugs edged closer to Lola and said seductively, "You look real sexy in that suit."
"Oh Bugs!" she whispered then they kissed the sunset away.
The End