Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or The Lion King! (although technically I do because I have The Lion King DVD and a couple Naruto posters... but you know what I mean!)

Shadow: Yay! My first Fanfic!

Naruto: This is dumb! How are elite ninja like us supposed to pretend to be lions!

Shadow: You just are... deal with it... *hands Naruto complimentary ramen*

Naruto: H'okay cheif! Whatever you say!

Shadow: ^.^* anyway here's the cast...

The Ramen King

Narrator - Neji

Simba – Naruto

Nala – Hinata

Mufasa – Sasuke

Sarabi – Sakura

Zazu – Lee

Rafiki – Kakashi

Scar – Gaara

Shenzi – Ino

Bonzai – Kiba

Ed – Akamaru (kawaii! ^.^)

Timon – Shikamaru

Pumbaa – Chouji

Singers – Gai, Ten-Ten, Temari

Set Crew – Shino, Kankuro _________________________

Shadow: Any questions?

Gai: Why am I a singer?

Shadow: So I can torture endless mines with the very thought.

Gai: Ah.

Shadow: Any others?

Chouji: Nope! I'm getting paid to eat! *munches on chips*

Shadow: Actually Chouji, you guys aren't getting paid... and you won't be eating chips...

Chouji: *half-chokes* Wh-What will I be eating? *looks at script* No way...

Shadow: Yes way.

Chouji: I refuse to eat Shino's bugs!

Shino: I refuse to donate the bugs...

Shadow: You know what? fine. I don't care. Chouji, I'll get you some Gummy Worms...

Chouji: That's better! ^__^

Shadow: *sigh*