(Begin another five minute ramble)

Beth: Why do I put up with you guys?
Vincent: Cuz you love us?
Barret: Cuz we are strong...
Tifa: Because we are nice?
Cloud: Because we are the heros?
Yuffie: Because you just do?
Cid: Because we smoke?
Beth: No, (Points to Vincent) Because you are hot, (Points to Barret) Because you are too cool, Mr. T.
Barret: (blushes)
Beth: (pointing to Tifa) Because she is cool and cute.
Tifa: (jaw drops)
Cloud: YURI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beth: (points to Cloud) Because you are the brainless idiot that has to run this show, (Points to Cid) You remind me of my brother, he's cool,
Cid: Thanks I think....
Beth: (points to Aeris) I think she is a bitch, but I like her fighting style... (points to Red) Love him, just cuz, (Points to Yuffie) Bitch.... (Points to Cait) Never understood you!
Cloud: Thank you, I think
Yuffie: Who you calling bitch?
Beth: YOU!
Beth, Aeris, Tifa and Yuffie all get into a cat fight.
Barret: (yelling) Tickets! Get your tickets here! Bet on the babe that you will think will win!
Vincent: (holding up his hand) Give me three for Beth!
Cloud: Uh... er....

(End)